Nasty November: EZPZ Maul Repo

[Adael]

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
The Caemlyn cityguard leaves west. <<
The Caemlyn cityguard leaves west. <<
The Caemlyn cityguard leaves west. <<
The Caemlyn cityguard has arrived from the east.
Western End of a Wide Boulevard
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
Zone: Outer Caemlyn
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
A white destrier stands here proudly, alert for battle, being ridden by you.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > Inside the Western Gate of Caemlyn
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
Zone: Outer Caemlyn
Door west: Westgate
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
A white destrier stands here proudly, alert for battle, being ridden by you.
The Caemlyn cityguard is here, fighting Byrg.
The Caemlyn cityguard is here, fighting Byrg.
*Byrg* is here, fighting the Caemlyn cityguard.
A draft horse is here.
The Caemlyn cityguard is here, fighting Byrg.
The Caemlyn cityguard is here, fighting Byrg.
*Byrg* panics, and attempts to flee!

s
s
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
An Outer Road
[ obvious exits: N S ]
Zone: Outer Caemlyn
A white destrier stands here proudly, alert for battle, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > An Outer Road
[ obvious exits: N S ]
Zone: Outer Caemlyn
A white destrier stands here proudly, alert for battle, being ridden by you.
A shifty looking fellow patrols the streets picking up discarded belongings.

p
k dark
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
The Caemlyn cityguard has arrived from the south.

p
k dark
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
n
They aren't here.

p
k dark
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > They aren't here.

n
p
k dark
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
An Outer Road
[ obvious exits: N S ]
Zone: Outer Caemlyn
A white destrier stands here proudly, alert for battle, being ridden by you.

n
p
k dark
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > They aren't here.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > Inside the Western Gate of Caemlyn
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
Zone: Outer Caemlyn
Door west: Westgate
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
A white destrier stands here proudly, alert for battle, being ridden by you.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A draft horse is here.
A stout looking Caemlyn guard is posted here.
A stout looking Caemlyn guard is posted here.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > They aren't here.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > An Outer Road
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
Zone: Outer Caemlyn
Door east: sidedoor
A white destrier stands here proudly, alert for battle, being ridden by you.
*Byrg* is here, fighting the Caemlyn cityguard.
The Caemlyn cityguard is here, fighting Byrg.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full > You tickle *Byrg*'s body with your pound.
*Byrg* panics, and attempts to flee!

p
k dark
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full - the Caemlyn cityguard: Scratched - Byrg: Hurt >
You barely pound *Byrg*'s body.
The Caemlyn cityguard tickles Byrg's body with his slash.
You do the best you can!

ode
open sidedoor e
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full - the Caemlyn cityguard: Scratched - Byrg: Hurt >
It's already open!

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full - the Caemlyn cityguard: Scratched - Byrg: Hurt >

*Byrg* leaves east. >>

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
dm
dism
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p
k dark
You stop riding him.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
cdw
close sidedoor w
A Large Smithy
[ obvious exits: W ]
Zone: Outer Caemlyn
Door west: sidedoor
A small chimney puffs smoke from the roof of a ledge wagon.
*Byrg* is standing here.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A young blacksmith is here, looking for work.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
You pound *Byrg*'s body.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full - Byrg: Hurt > Ok.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full - Byrg: Hurt >
*Byrg* crushes your left leg.
The Caemlyn cityguard joins your fight!
The Caemlyn cityguard joins the Caemlyn cityguard's fight!
You pound *Byrg*'s right arm hard.

cdw
close sidedoor w
* HP:Scratched MV:Full - Byrg: Hurt >
cdw
close sidedoor w

*Byrg* panics, and attempts to flee!

cdw
close sidedoor w
* HP:Scratched MV:Full - Byrg: Hurt > It's already closed!

* HP:Scratched MV:Full - Byrg: Hurt > It's already closed!

* HP:Scratched MV:Full - Byrg: Hurt >
It's already closed!

* HP:Scratched MV:Full - Byrg: Hurt >
The sidedoor is opened from the other side.
The Caemlyn cityguard has arrived from the west.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full - Byrg: Hurt >
*Byrg* panics, and attempts to flee!

* HP:Scratched MV:Full - Byrg: Hurt >
cdw
close sidedoor w
cdw
close sidedoor w
Ok.

cdw
close sidedoor w
* HP:Scratched MV:Full - Byrg: Hurt >
The Caemlyn cityguard tickles Byrg's body with his slash.
The Caemlyn cityguard barely tickles Byrg's head with his slash.
The Caemlyn cityguard tickles Byrg's body with his slash.
You barely pound *Byrg*'s body.
The sidedoor is opened from the other side.
The Caemlyn cityguard has arrived from the west.
The Caemlyn cityguard has arrived from the west.
The Caemlyn cityguard has arrived from the west.
The Caemlyn cityguard has arrived from the west.
The Caemlyn cityguard has arrived from the west.
Ok.

cdw
close sidedoor w
* HP:Scratched MV:Full - Byrg: Hurt >
It's already closed!

* HP:Scratched MV:Full - Byrg: Hurt >
It's already closed!

cdw
close sidedoor w
* HP:Scratched MV:Full - Byrg: Hurt >

*Byrg* sighs loudly.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full - Byrg: Hurt > The sidedoor is opened from the other side.
The Caemlyn cityguard has arrived from the west.
Ok.

cdw
close sidedoor w
* HP:Scratched MV:Full - Byrg: Hurt >
The Caemlyn cityguard says 'You Byrg!!! You will die before your time!! '
Ominas narrates 'kill him'

* HP:Scratched MV:Full - Byrg: Hurt >
It's already closed!

* HP:Scratched MV:Full - Byrg: Hurt >

The Caemlyn cityguard barely slashes Byrg's body.
The Caemlyn cityguard says 'You Byrg!!! You will die before your time!! '
The Caemlyn cityguard barely tickles Byrg's body with his slash.
The Caemlyn cityguard barely tickles Byrg's body with his slash.
The Caemlyn cityguard tickles Byrg's right leg with his slash.
*Byrg* crushes your right leg.
You pound *Byrg*'s body.

stroke
* HP:Scratched MV:Full - Byrg: Wounded >
You stroke your chin thoughtfully.

cdw
close sidedoor w
* HP:Scratched MV:Full - Byrg: Wounded >
It's already closed!

* HP:Scratched MV:Full - Byrg: Wounded >

*Byrg* stops using a black-laquered badge engraved with red serpents.
*Byrg* stops using a gold ring delicately carved with ivy.
*Byrg* stops using a gold ring delicately carved with ivy.
*Byrg* stops using a full metal helmet and visor.
*Byrg* stops using an opal choker of fiery blue and pink beauty.
*Byrg* stops using an opal choker of fiery blue and pink beauty.
*Byrg* stops using a shining steel breastplate.
*Byrg* stops using an earthen brown mantle.
*Byrg* stops using a backpack.
*Byrg* stops using a pair of ebony-steel plate vambraces.
*Byrg* stops using a pair of heavy metal gauntlets.
*Byrg* stops using a sungwood bracelet.
*Byrg* stops using a sungwood bracelet.
*Byrg* stops using a massive war maul.
*Byrg* stops using a belt pack.
*Byrg* stops using a bronze belt of odd design.
*Byrg* stops using a pair of ebony-steel plate greaves.
*Byrg* stops using a pair of thick metal boots.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full - Byrg: Wounded >

*Byrg* gives a pair of thick metal boots to the Caemlyn cityguard.
*Byrg* gives a pair of ebony-steel plate greaves to the Caemlyn cityguard.
*Byrg* gives a bronze belt of odd design to the Caemlyn cityguard.
*Byrg* gives a belt pack to the Caemlyn cityguard.
*Byrg* gives a massive war maul to the Caemlyn cityguard.
*Byrg* gives a sungwood bracelet to the Caemlyn cityguard.
*Byrg* gives a sungwood bracelet to the Caemlyn cityguard.
*Byrg* gives a pair of heavy metal gauntlets to the Caemlyn cityguard.
*Byrg* gives a pair of ebony-steel plate vambraces to the Caemlyn cityguard.
*Byrg* gives a backpack to the Caemlyn cityguard.
*Byrg* gives an earthen brown mantle to the Caemlyn cityguard.
*Byrg* gives a shining steel breastplate to the Caemlyn cityguard.
*Byrg* gives an opal choker of fiery blue and pink beauty to the Caemlyn cityguard.
*Byrg* gives an opal choker of fiery blue and pink beauty to the Caemlyn cityguard.
*Byrg* gives a full metal helmet and visor to the Caemlyn cityguard.
*Byrg* gives a gold ring delicately carved with ivy to the Caemlyn cityguard.
*Byrg* gives a gold ring delicately carved with ivy to the Caemlyn cityguard.
*Byrg* gives a black-laquered badge engraved with red serpents to the Caemlyn cityguard.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full - Byrg: Wounded >

The Caemlyn cityguard slashes Byrg's head very hard.
The Caemlyn cityguard slashes Byrg's body.
The Caemlyn cityguard slashes Byrg's right arm very hard.
The Caemlyn cityguard slashes Byrg's left leg very hard.
*Byrg* barely tickles your left hand with his hit.
You pound *Byrg*'s right hand into bloody fragments!

* HP:Scratched MV:Full - Byrg: Battered >
laugh
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You fall down laughing.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full - Byrg: Battered >
A Large Smithy
A warehouse space has been hastily but well converted into a smithy, with
several forges and barrels set up as work stations. There is the large
forge, for heavy metal working, and smaller forges for the finer and
smaller work. Two anvils are set towards the center of the smithy, with
containers of water and oil nearby for quenching the hot metal as it is
worked. Everything looks neatly in its place, obviously there is great
pride of workmanship.
[ obvious exits: W ]
Zone: Outer Caemlyn
Door west: sidedoor
A small chimney puffs smoke from the roof of a ledge wagon.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
The Caemlyn cityguard is here, fighting Byrg.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
The Caemlyn cityguard is here, fighting Byrg.
*Byrg* is here, fighting YOU!
The Caemlyn cityguard is here, fighting Byrg.
The Caemlyn cityguard is here, fighting Byrg.
A young blacksmith is here, looking for work.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full - Byrg: Battered >

*Byrg* sticks his tongue out. PHTHTHBTHBTBTBHH!

* HP:Scratched MV:Full - Byrg: Battered >
The Caemlyn cityguard slashes Byrg's body hard.
The Caemlyn cityguard slashes Byrg's body.
The Caemlyn cityguard slashes Byrg's left leg hard.
The Caemlyn cityguard slashes Byrg's right leg hard.
*Byrg* hits your right arm.
You pound *Byrg*'s body into bloody fragments!

* HP:Scratched MV:Full - Byrg: Battered >

The Caemlyn cityguard says 'You Byrg!!! You will die before your time!! '
The Caemlyn cityguard slashes Byrg's right leg.
The Caemlyn cityguard slashes Byrg's body hard.
The Caemlyn cityguard slashes Byrg's body.
The Caemlyn cityguard slashes Byrg's body hard.
*Byrg* barely hits your left arm.
You pound *Byrg*'s head into bloody fragments!

* HP:Scratched MV:Full - Byrg: Beaten >
order byrg coulda bashed!
The Caemlyn cityguard slashes Byrg's right leg hard.
The Caemlyn cityguard slashes Byrg's head extremely hard.
The Caemlyn cityguard slashes Byrg's head.
The Caemlyn cityguard slashes Byrg's body very hard.
*Byrg* hits your right foot.
You pound *Byrg*'s right leg into bloody fragments!
*Byrg* is dead! R.I.P.
You feel the Weave of the Wheel tighten around you.
Blood never gets boring, does it?
Your blood freezes as you hear *Byrg*'s death cry.
That person isn't here.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
nar doored him
nar rip
You narrate 'doored him'

* HP:Scratched MV:Full > You narrate 'rip'

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >

Antoine narrates 'nice'

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
nar he remmed all and gae all to a gaurd mob
You narrate 'he remmed all and gae all to a gaurd mob'

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >

Ominas narrates 'that's my boy'

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
nar jokes on him though
You narrate 'jokes on him though'

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
nar i can lead the guards
You narrate 'i can lead the guards'

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
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Enoch tells you 'nice! I helped in spirit'

* HP:Scratched MV:Full > A Large Smithy
A warehouse space has been hastily but well converted into a smithy, with
several forges and barrels set up as work stations. There is the large
forge, for heavy metal working, and smaller forges for the finer and
smaller work. Two anvils are set towards the center of the smithy, with
containers of water and oil nearby for quenching the hot metal as it is
worked. Everything looks neatly in its place, obviously there is great
pride of workmanship.
[ obvious exits: W ]
Zone: Outer Caemlyn
Door west: sidedoor
The corpse of Byrg is lying here.
A small chimney puffs smoke from the roof of a ledge wagon.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A young blacksmith is here, looking for work.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >

Surtain narrates 'lol'

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Tic in 7 seconds!
cdw
close sidedoor w
Surtain narrates 'funny quotes that'
It's already closed!
Bofin narrates 'snicker'

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >

Ominas narrates 'Toss me his maul thanks'

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
nar now i just gotta figure out which of these 10 guards it is though
You narrate 'now i just gotta figure out which of these 10 guards it is though'

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >

Enoch tells you 'let me know if you don't want scalp :D'

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
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A Large Smithy
A warehouse space has been hastily but well converted into a smithy, with
several forges and barrels set up as work stations. There is the large
forge, for heavy metal working, and smaller forges for the finer and
smaller work. Two anvils are set towards the center of the smithy, with
containers of water and oil nearby for quenching the hot metal as it is
worked. Everything looks neatly in its place, obviously there is great
pride of workmanship.
[ obvious exits: W ]
Zone: Outer Caemlyn
Door west: sidedoor
The corpse of Byrg is lying here.
A small chimney puffs smoke from the roof of a ledge wagon.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A young blacksmith is here, looking for work.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
setmob caemlyn
Mob is set as: caemlyn.
omf
order caemlyn follow Adael
The Caemlyn cityguard starts following you.
Ok.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
om drop all
order caemlyn drop all
The Caemlyn cityguard drops a black-laquered badge engraved with red serpents.
The Caemlyn cityguard drops a gold ring delicately carved with ivy.
The Caemlyn cityguard drops a gold ring delicately carved with ivy.
The Caemlyn cityguard drops a full metal helmet and visor.
The Caemlyn cityguard drops an opal choker of fiery blue and pink beauty.
The Caemlyn cityguard drops an opal choker of fiery blue and pink beauty.
The Caemlyn cityguard drops a shining steel breastplate.
The Caemlyn cityguard drops an earthen brown mantle.
The Caemlyn cityguard drops a backpack.
The Caemlyn cityguard drops a pair of ebony-steel plate vambraces.
The Caemlyn cityguard drops a pair of heavy metal gauntlets.
The Caemlyn cityguard drops a sungwood bracelet.
The Caemlyn cityguard drops a sungwood bracelet.
The Caemlyn cityguard drops a massive war maul.
The Caemlyn cityguard drops a belt pack.
The Caemlyn cityguard drops a bronze belt of odd design.
The Caemlyn cityguard drops a pair of ebony-steel plate greaves.
The Caemlyn cityguard drops a pair of thick metal boots.
The Caemlyn cityguard drops a lantern.
The Caemlyn cityguard drops five copper pennys.
Ok.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
group all
The Caemlyn cityguard is now a member of your group.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
ungroup
The Caemlyn cityguard stops following you.
You have disbanded the group.

get all
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
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You get five copper pennys.
You get a lantern.
You get a pair of thick metal boots.
You get a pair of ebony-steel plate greaves.
You get a bronze belt of odd design.
You get a belt pack.
You get a massive war maul.
You get a sungwood bracelet.
You get a sungwood bracelet.
You get a pair of heavy metal gauntlets.
You get a pair of ebony-steel plate vambraces.
You get a backpack.
You get an earthen brown mantle.
You get a shining steel breastplate.
You get an opal choker of fiery blue and pink beauty.
You get an opal choker of fiery blue and pink beauty.
You get a full metal helmet and visor.
You get a gold ring delicately carved with ivy.
You get a gold ring delicately carved with ivy.
You get a black-laquered badge engraved with red serpents.
the corpse of Byrg: You can't carry that much weight.
a ledge wagon: You can't carry that much weight.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
A Large Smithy
A warehouse space has been hastily but well converted into a smithy, with
several forges and barrels set up as work stations. There is the large
forge, for heavy metal working, and smaller forges for the finer and
smaller work. Two anvils are set towards the center of the smithy, with
containers of water and oil nearby for quenching the hot metal as it is
worked. Everything looks neatly in its place, obviously there is great
pride of workmanship.
[ obvious exits: W ]
Zone: Outer Caemlyn
Door west: sidedoor
The corpse of Byrg is lying here.
A small chimney puffs smoke from the roof of a ledge wagon.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A young blacksmith is here, looking for work.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >

The sidedoor is opened from the other side.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Shivar has arrived from the west.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >

Shivar closes the sidedoor.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >

Shivar looks at the Caemlyn cityguard.


Added Fail! Afterwards:

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > A Large Smithy
A warehouse space has been hastily but well converted into a smithy, with
several forges and barrels set up as work stations. There is the large
forge, for heavy metal working, and smaller forges for the finer and
smaller work. Two anvils are set towards the center of the smithy, with
containers of water and oil nearby for quenching the hot metal as it is
worked. Everything looks neatly in its place, obviously there is great
pride of workmanship.
[ obvious exits: W ]
Zone: Outer Caemlyn
Door west: sidedoor
The corpse of Byrg is lying here.
A small chimney puffs smoke from the roof of a ledge wagon.
Tamrutamallinen the Tower Accepted is standing here.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A young blacksmith is here, looking for work.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
i
You are carrying:
a belt pack
a pair of thick metal boots

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
get cloak all.pack
You get an earthen brown mantle from a belt pack.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Tic in 7 seconds!
exam mantle
It is an earthen brown mantle.
It is in pristine condition.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >

Boboliosie leaves west. << Lucky bastard snuck in and out before I knew he was aroud!

[byrg]

lololol. Not gonna lie I forgot you were r8, but honestly that just makes it better. Nicely done.

Also i honestly have no idea why i didnt think to bash you.... snicker... panic in the moment i guess.

[Turg]

Shouldve given the stuff to blacksmith

[Terinor]

Byrg you kill me man lol I was cringing so hard bc you Didn’t bash lol

[Joolis]

Hope that maul gets used and not just rot away in rent like the rest of them

[Adael]

I think I’ll quit using it and put it in storage just because of that comment :P

[ace]

Its crazy byrg is really a bit of a clown spiting on people in pk. As well as giving eq to mobs hoping it cant be used. Very classy player.

[Kanae]

For some reason I kept thinking it was impossible to give someone something while you're engaged to mobs.

[ecthus]

I think you can give while engaged but your target can’t be? If so, it’s kind of funny that doesn’t get done more when someone’s about to die zerk.

Anyhow, just another example of Adael “livin’ the dream.” Give me a break!

[Adael]

I think you can give while engaged but your target can’t be? If so, it’s kind of funny that doesn’t get done more when someone’s about to die zerk.

Anyhow, just another example of Adael “livin’ the dream.” Give me a break!

Correct I believe, can give to people/mobs that aren’t otherwise preoccupied with killing something.

Am I living the dream or is the dream living me 🤔