Funny quotes.

[Zatuchly]

Reavers of the Zeroth Turn
---------------
1. Nognahoj the trolloc Rogue [Ko'bal]
-- slew Quintilius of the Borderlands on the 22nd of Tammaz, 1278

2. Nevaeh the Dreadlord
-- slew Ragyn of Shienar on the 19th of Adar, 1280

3. Shimu the trolloc Rogue
-- slew Hyzael of Saldaea on the 3rd of Aine, 1261

4. Jaster the Myrddraal
-- slew Thaelor of Kandor on the 26th of Maigdhal, 1280

5. Zangief the Myrddraal [Myrddraal]
-- slew Garett of the Borderlands on the 4th of Adar, 1277

6. Nexen the trolloc Rogue [Ko'bal]
-- slew Chuum the Ramshorned Trolloc on the 12th of Tammaz, 1280

7. Zatuchly the trolloc Hunter
--

You have amassed 41 Turn points to date, ranking you Reaver Seventh.

[Whorgomasadar]

Whelk hisses 'do you pronounce byrg like turg?'
You nod in agreement.
Turg says 'probably'
Byrg says 'yeah, actually'
Byrg says 'lol'
Whelk hisses 'ok'

[Terri]

* HP:Wounded SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > You tell Kyrie 'dont die with scalps!'

* HP:Wounded SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Kyrie arrives suddenly, looking dazed and confused.

* HP:Wounded SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Kyrie says 'your fault'

[Miros]

So, I slept in a room with a delicate, pastel butterfly that attacked me... with tickles...

After sharing the story on chats, here are some of the funny responses:
Erulisse chats 'It would be epic if they rolled a stab'
Kerryk chats 'or charged!'
Micha chats 'balefire'
Micha chats 'butterfly just erased your char from the game.'
Erulisse chats 'a delicate pastel butterfly places a sharp ovipositor in your neck. You are dead'
Micha chats 'a delicately pastel butterfly's eyes turn red, the room around you evaporates. disconnect. Please type your name. Are you sure? Please type a password. Please choose your class.'

[Rhonin]

I have actually been killed by a butterfly before.

[Kaan]

A banker says 'I'm sorry, this time of day we limit withdrawls.'

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
A small dog looks at a banker.
A banker says 'You may SAY RECEIVE 25 GOLD crowns or SAY RECEIVE 100 GOLD crowns.'

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
'receive 100 crown
You say 'receive 100 crown'

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
A small dog stands on its hind legs against the knees of banker.

[Paigey]

*Meren* gestures and you begin to lose your balance.
The earth trembles and shivers beneath your feet..!
A pale destrier vibrates and is knocked about.
A pale destrier vibrates and is knocked about.
Stark vibrates and is knocked about.
Stark vibrates and is knocked about.
A shadow stallion vibrates and is knocked about.
A shadow stallion vibrates and is knocked about.
*Whelk* vibrates and is knocked about.
*Whelk* vibrates and is knocked about.
A tall bay stallion vibrates and is knocked about.
A tall bay stallion vibrates and is knocked about.
You vibrate and are knocked about.
A gray palfrey vibrates and is knocked about.
A gray palfrey vibrates and is knocked about.
Via vibrates and is knocked about.
Via vibrates and is knocked about.
A wild stallion vibrates and is knocked about.
A wild stallion vibrates and is knocked about.
Ragyn vibrates and is knocked about.
Ragyn vibrates and is knocked about.
*Antioch* vibrates and is knocked about.
*Antioch* vibrates and is knocked about.
*Dovain* vibrates and is knocked about.
*Dovain* vibrates and is knocked about.
*Ghool* vibrates and is knocked about.
*Ghool* vibrates and is knocked about.
A shadow stallion vibrates and is knocked about.
A shadow stallion vibrates and is knocked about.
*Dukug* vibrates and is knocked about.
*Dukug* vibrates and is knocked about.

-
Ouch! You couldn't maintain the flows.

* R HP:Hurt SP:Full MV:Strong - Ragyn: Wounded - Antioch: Hurt >
Skadi has arrived from the west, riding a pale destrier.
Via panics, and attempts to flee!

* R HP:Hurt SP:Full MV:Strong - Ragyn: Wounded - Antioch: Hurt >
Skadi blasts a shadow stallion's body into bloody fragments!
*Dovain* sends Skadi sprawling with a powerful bash!

* R HP:Hurt SP:Full MV:Strong - Ragyn: Wounded - Antioch: Hurt >
*Whelk* intercepts *Dukug*'s attack on his mount.
Via leaves west riding a gray palfrey.

f
* R HP:Hurt SP:Full MV:Strong - Ragyn: Wounded - Antioch: Hurt > You panic and attempt to flee!


*Whelk* strikes *Dukug*'s right arm extremely hard.
*Dukug* gazes deeply at a shadow stallion...
A shadow stallion looks very strange, glaring about with a sense of panic.
*Dukug* pierces *Whelk*'s body hard.
A shadow stallion tickles Skadi's left leg with its hit.
A shadow stallion tries to hit Dukug, but he deflects the blow.
*Dovain* blasts *Meren*'s left leg into bloody fragments!
*Meren* panics, and attempts to flee!
A wild stallion barely tickles Ghool's left leg with his hit.
A tall bay stallion barely tickles Antioch's head with his hit.
A shadow stallion tries to hit Dukug, but he deflects the blow.
A pale destrier tickles Dovain's left arm with her hit.
*Ghool* slashes Ragyn's right arm.
*Antioch* blasts Ragyn's body hard.

[Reyne]

Whelk bellows 'HALp'

[Axxye]

Bivia tells you 'you just clowned all over our entire group. so dumb'

[Razhak]

Premise: someone had dropped abs in kaf cave, and said so to people, then I saw Dejaqkl ratting coming up gap/blight.. So I went to tease him!

o HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong >
A rat squeaks 'Dejaqkl is at The Blight'

scan s
o HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong >
o HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong > scan s
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
*Dejaqkl* is standing here.

o HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong >
*Dejaqkl* has arrived from the south.
A rat has arrived from the south.
A rat has arrived from the south.
A rat has arrived from the south.
A rat has arrived from the south.
A rat has arrived from the south.
A rat has arrived from the south.

Conejita narrates 'things to kill?'

o HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong > You hiss 'HELLMUD! BOO!!!'

o HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong > tickle human
You tickle *Dejaqkl*.

o HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong >
*Dejaqkl* says 'firetruck'

o HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong > l human
A shrill piercing scream reverberates through the area.
Are you feeling the pressure?

Dejaqkl has a few scratches.

*Dejaqkl* is using:
<worn on head> a full metal helmet and visor
<wielded two-handed> a great claymore
<worn on feet> a pair of thick metal boots

You attempt to peek at the inventory:
You can't see anything.

o HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong > l
Dank Cave
[ obvious exits: S ]
A bag lies open, with brown kaf beans inside.
A large banded mallet has been set aside here.
A metal helmet with attached visor rests here.
A wide steel torc with a dull gleam has been left here.
A necklace of shiny black links has been dropped here.
A shining steel breastplate lies here gleaming in the light.
A thick, leather backpack lies abandoned here.
A pair of black vambraces lie here, gleaming brightly.
A heavy pair of full metal gauntlets is here.
A small bracelet formed delicately of sungwood has been dropped here. [2]
A brightly-colored sash lies here, in a heap.
A pair of black armor greaves lies here, highly polished.
A pair of thick metal boots stand inflexibly upright.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
*Dejaqkl* is standing here.
A tall, ramshorned trolloc is here, commanding.
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil.
A Ko'bal trolloc slinks about here.

o HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong >
*Dejaqkl* says 'no light'

o HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong > You hiss 'you are a dunce'

o HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong >
*Dejaqkl* says 'ffs!'

o HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong >
A rat squeaks 'Dejaqkl is at Dank Cave'
A shrill piercing scream reverberates through the area.
A rat squeaks 'Dejaqkl is at Dank Cave'
A shrill piercing scream reverberates through the area.
A shrill piercing scream reverberates through the area.

o HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong >
*Dejaqkl* says 'someone s talking'

o HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong > You hiss 'hissing actuallly'

o HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong >
*Dejaqkl* says 'im red'

o HP:Healthy DP:Good MV:Strong >
A rat squeaks 'Dejaqkl is at Dank Cave'
A rat squeaks 'Dejaqkl is at Dank Cave'

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Strong > / true

*Dejaqkl* says '*in red'

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Strong > [say ]
You hiss 'true'

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Strong >
A shadow stallion lays its ears flat against its neck.

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Strong > l
Dank Cave
[ obvious exits: S ]
A bag lies open, with brown kaf beans inside.
A large banded mallet has been set aside here.
A metal helmet with attached visor rests here.
A wide steel torc with a dull gleam has been left here.
A necklace of shiny black links has been dropped here.
A shining steel breastplate lies here gleaming in the light.
A thick, leather backpack lies abandoned here.
A pair of black vambraces lie here, gleaming brightly.
A heavy pair of full metal gauntlets is here.
A small bracelet formed delicately of sungwood has been dropped here. [2]
A brightly-colored sash lies here, in a heap.
A pair of black armor greaves lies here, highly polished.
A pair of thick metal boots stand inflexibly upright.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
*Dejaqkl* is standing here.
A tall, ramshorned trolloc is here, commanding.
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil.
A Ko'bal trolloc slinks about here.

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Strong >
*Dejaqkl* says 'im noob'

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Strong >
A shrill piercing scream reverberates through the area.

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Strong > hug dejaqkl
You hug him.

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Strong >
*Dejaqkl* says 'where's food eeater'

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Strong > in

A rat squeaks 'Dejaqkl is at Dank Cave'
A rat squeaks 'Dejaqkl is at Dank Cave'
A shrill piercing scream reverberates through the area.

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Strong > You are carrying:
a wealth of gold crowns (379)
a large number of copper pennies (23)
[19] a package of iron rations
a red-veined rod of black marble
a full metal helmet and visor
a pair of heavy metal gauntlets

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Strong >
*Dejaqkl* says 'hand me my stick?'

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Strong > l
Dank Cave
This small and dank cave houses some mutated Blight denizen. It is unpleasantly
warm here, and the sweat makes your back itch. The stench of whatever lives
here pervades the entire cave, and surprisingly you find yourself longing for
the fresher air of the Blight.
[ obvious exits: S ]
A bag lies open, with brown kaf beans inside.
A large banded mallet has been set aside here.
A metal helmet with attached visor rests here.
A wide steel torc with a dull gleam has been left here.
A necklace of shiny black links has been dropped here.
A shining steel breastplate lies here gleaming in the light.
A thick, leather backpack lies abandoned here.
A pair of black vambraces lie here, gleaming brightly.
A heavy pair of full metal gauntlets is here.
A small bracelet formed delicately of sungwood has been dropped here. [2]
A brightly-colored sash lies here, in a heap.
A pair of black armor greaves lies here, highly polished.
A pair of thick metal boots stand inflexibly upright.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
*Dejaqkl* is standing here.
A tall, ramshorned trolloc is here, commanding.
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil.
A Ko'bal trolloc slinks about here.

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Strong > g stick
You don't see a stick here.

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Strong > g lantern
A rat squeaks 'Dejaqkl is at Dank Cave'
A rat squeaks 'Dejaqkl is at Dank Cave'
A rat squeaks 'Dejaqkl is at Dank Cave'
You don't see a lantern here.

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Strong > You hiss 'is no lights here '

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Strong >
A shrill piercing scream reverberates through the area.

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Strong >
*Dejaqkl* says 'in my gear?'

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Strong > You hiss 'only DARKNESS'

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Strong > l in g.pack

*Dejaqkl* says 'ohhhhh'

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Strong > backpack (here) :
Nothing.

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Strong >
*Dejaqkl* says 'you trickef me!'

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Strong >
A rat squeaks 'Dejaqkl is at Dank Cave'
A shrill piercing scream reverberates through the area.
A shrill piercing scream reverberates through the area.
A shrill piercing scream reverberates through the area.

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Strong > You hiss 'TRICKED!'

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Strong >
A rat squeaks 'Dejaqkl is at Dank Cave'
You are thirsty.

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full >
*Dejaqkl* says 'fifht me than! to the death!'

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > get skin pack
drink skin
put skin pack
You get a skin of human flesh from a backpack.

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > You drink the blood.

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > You put a skin of human flesh in a backpack.

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > You hiss 'cant see me'

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > You hiss 'so cant hit me'

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full >
A shrill piercing scream reverberates through the area.

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > wiggle
You wiggle your bottom.

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full >
*Dejaqkl* sighs loudly.

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > nod
You nod in agreement.

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > comfort human
A shrill piercing scream reverberates through the area.
A shrill piercing scream reverberates through the area.
You comfort him.

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full >
*Dejaqkl* says 'im thirtsy haha'

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full >
*Dejaqkl* says 'gonna hagg like a mofo'

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > g skin pack

A rat squeaks 'Dejaqkl is at Dank Cave'
A rat squeaks 'Dejaqkl is at Dank Cave'
A rat squeaks 'Dejaqkl is at Dank Cave'
A shrill piercing scream reverberates through the area.
A shrill piercing scream reverberates through the area.

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > You get a skin of human flesh from a backpack.

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > give skin human
You give a skin of human flesh to *Dejaqkl*.

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full >
*Dejaqkl* says 'this is so 2000 '

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full >
*Dejaqkl* drinks blood from a skin of human flesh.

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full >
*Dejaqkl* drinks blood from a skin of human flesh.

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > You hiss 'drink!!'

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full >
*Dejaqkl* pukes.

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > You hiss 'like a vampire in twilight'

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full >
A rat squeaks 'Dejaqkl is at Dank Cave'
A shrill piercing scream reverberates through the area.

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full > You hiss 'you know you like it'

A shrill piercing scream reverberates through the area.

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh > You hiss 'but you act all emo about it'
*Dejaqkl* says 'do i glisten and sparkle?'

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh > You hiss 'now give me back my skin, very fine person, gender being but a construct of society'

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh > in
You are carrying:
a wealth of gold crowns (379)
a large number of copper pennies (23)
[19] a package of iron rations
a red-veined rod of black marble
a full metal helmet and visor
a pair of heavy metal gauntlets

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh >
*Dejaqkl* says 'team Jacob!!!'

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh >
A rat squeaks 'Dejaqkl is at Dank Cave'
A rat squeaks 'Dejaqkl is at Dank Cave'
A shrill piercing scream reverberates through the area.

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh >
*Dejaqkl* says 'never'

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh > g skin
You don't see a skin here.

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh >
*Dejaqkl* says 'im zerk'

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh >
A rat squeaks 'Dejaqkl is at Dank Cave'
A rat squeaks 'Dejaqkl is at Dank Cave'
A shrill piercing scream reverberates through the area.
A shrill piercing scream reverberates through the area.

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh >
*Dejaqkl* says 'so ehatsup'

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh > You hiss 'i will punish you by not hitting you'

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh >
*Dejaqkl* says 'givr me a light!'

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh > steal skin dejaqkl
-
A rat squeaks 'Dejaqkl is at Dank Cave'
A rat squeaks 'Dejaqkl is at Dank Cave'
A rat squeaks 'Dejaqkl is at Dank Cave'
A rat squeaks 'Dejaqkl is at Dank Cave'

*
Oops..

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh > steal skin dejaqkl
*
Oops..

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh > steal skin dejaqkl
*
Oops..

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh > steal skin dejaqkl
*
A rat squeaks 'Dejaqkl is at Dank Cave'
A rat squeaks 'Dejaqkl is at Dank Cave'
A shrill piercing scream reverberates through the area.

*
Oops..

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh > steal skin dejaqkl
*
Oops..

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh > steal skin dejaqkl
*
Oops..

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh > steal skin dejaqkl
*
Oops..

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh > steal skin dejaqkl

A rat squeaks 'Dejaqkl is at Dank Cave'
A rat squeaks 'Dejaqkl is at Dank Cave'

* g MV:Fresh >
Oops..

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh > steal skin dejaqkl
*
Oops..

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh > na this is to funny
You narrate 'this is to funny'

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh >
*Dejaqkl* sits down and rests.

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh >
A rat squeaks 'Dejaqkl is at Dank Cave'
A shrill piercing scream reverberates through the area.
A shrill piercing scream reverberates through the area.

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh > steal skin dejaqkl
*
Oops..

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh > na dejaqkl here.. wants his eq.. its dark
You narrate 'dejaqkl here.. wants his eq.. its dark'

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh >
A rat squeaks 'Dejaqkl is at Dank Cave'
A rat squeaks 'Dejaqkl is at Dank Cave'

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh > na so he cant take it
You narrate 'so he cant take it'

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh > na then he wants to suicide pk me naked
You narrate 'then he wants to suicide pk me naked'

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh > na but its dark
You narrate 'but its dark'
*Dejaqkl* lies down and falls asleep.

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh >
A shrill piercing scream reverberates through the area.
A shrill piercing scream reverberates through the area.

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh > na so he cant see me
You narrate 'so he cant see me'

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh >
*Dejaqkl* awakens.

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh >
*Dejaqkl* clambers to his feet.

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh > na now i am teasing him
You narrate 'now i am teasing him'

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh >
A rat squeaks 'Dejaqkl is at Dank Cave'
A shrill piercing scream reverberates through the area.
*Dejaqkl* drinks blood from a skin of human flesh.

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh > steal skin human
*
Oops..

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh > steal skin human
-
Conejita narrates 'lol'

*
Oops..

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh > steal skin human
*
A rat squeaks 'Dejaqkl is at Dank Cave'

*
Oops..

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh > steal skin human
*
Oops..

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh > steal skin human
*
Got it!

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh > steal skin human
nod
Cancelled.
You nod in agreement.
*Dejaqkl* leaves south.
A rat leaves south.
A rat leaves south.
A rat leaves south.
A rat leaves south.
A rat leaves south.

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh > get skin pack
drink skin
put skin pack
A rat squeaks 'Dejaqkl is at The Blight'
There doesn't seem to be a skin in a backpack.

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh > 4
You drink the blood.
You don't feel thirsty any more.

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh > You put a skin of human flesh in a backpack.

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh > [where ]
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Razhak - Dank Cave
*Dejaqkl* has arrived from the south.
A rat has arrived from the south.
A rat has arrived from the south.
A rat has arrived from the south.
A rat has arrived from the south.
A rat has arrived from the south.

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh > scan s

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh > l
Dank Cave
This small and dank cave houses some mutated Blight denizen. It is unpleasantly
warm here, and the sweat makes your back itch. The stench of whatever lives
here pervades the entire cave, and surprisingly you find yourself longing for
the fresher air of the Blight.
[ obvious exits: S ]
A bag lies open, with brown kaf beans inside.
A large banded mallet has been set aside here.
A metal helmet with attached visor rests here.
A wide steel torc with a dull gleam has been left here.
A necklace of shiny black links has been dropped here.
A shining steel breastplate lies here gleaming in the light.
A thick, leather backpack lies abandoned here.
A pair of black vambraces lie here, gleaming brightly.
A heavy pair of full metal gauntlets is here.
A small bracelet formed delicately of sungwood has been dropped here. [2]
A brightly-colored sash lies here, in a heap.
A pair of black armor greaves lies here, highly polished.
A pair of thick metal boots stand inflexibly upright.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
*Dejaqkl* is standing here.
A tall, ramshorned trolloc is here, commanding.
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil.
A Ko'bal trolloc slinks about here.

o HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Fresh >
A rat squeaks 'Dejaqkl is at Dank Cave'
A rat squeaks 'Dejaqkl is at Dank Cave'

na he forgot to bring a light
o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > You narrate 'he forgot to bring a light'

4
o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > [where ]
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Razhak - Dank Cave

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > scan n
o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
A rat squeaks 'Dejaqkl is at Dank Cave'
A rat squeaks 'Dejaqkl is at Dank Cave'

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > order large dance human
A ramshorned trolloc sends Dejaqkl across the dancefloor.
Ok.

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > l
A rat squeaks 'Dejaqkl is at Dank Cave'
A rat squeaks 'Dejaqkl is at Dank Cave'
A shrill piercing scream reverberates through the area.
Dank Cave
This small and dank cave houses some mutated Blight denizen. It is unpleasantly
warm here, and the sweat makes your back itch. The stench of whatever lives
here pervades the entire cave, and surprisingly you find yourself longing for
the fresher air of the Blight.
[ obvious exits: S ]
A bag lies open, with brown kaf beans inside.
A large banded mallet has been set aside here.
A metal helmet with attached visor rests here.
A wide steel torc with a dull gleam has been left here.
A necklace of shiny black links has been dropped here.
A shining steel breastplate lies here gleaming in the light.
A thick, leather backpack lies abandoned here.
A pair of black vambraces lie here, gleaming brightly.
A heavy pair of full metal gauntlets is here.
A small bracelet formed delicately of sungwood has been dropped here. [2]
A brightly-colored sash lies here, in a heap.
A pair of black armor greaves lies here, highly polished.
A pair of thick metal boots stand inflexibly upright.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
*Dejaqkl* is standing here.
A tall, ramshorned trolloc is here, commanding.
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil.
A Ko'bal trolloc slinks about here.

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > giggle
You giggle.

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > g herb
You get some brown kaf beans.

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > p all.herb pack
[put ]
You put some brown kaf beans in a backpack.

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > in
You are carrying:
a wealth of gold crowns (379)
a large number of copper pennies (23)
[19] a package of iron rations
a red-veined rod of black marble
a full metal helmet and visor
a pair of heavy metal gauntlets

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
*Dejaqkl* stops using a full metal helmet and visor.
*Dejaqkl* stops using a great claymore.
*Dejaqkl* stops using a pair of thick metal boots.

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
A rat squeaks 'Dejaqkl is at Dank Cave'
A rat squeaks 'Dejaqkl is at Dank Cave'

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
*Dejaqkl* bursts into tears.

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
A rat squeaks 'Dejaqkl is at Dank Cave'
A shrill piercing scream reverberates through the area.
A shrill piercing scream reverberates through the area.

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > You hiss 'you can go get a light!'

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > You hiss 'and return!'

in
o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > You are carrying:
a wealth of gold crowns (379)
a large number of copper pennies (23)
[19] a package of iron rations
a red-veined rod of black marble
a full metal helmet and visor
a pair of heavy metal gauntlets

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
A rat squeaks 'Dejaqkl is at Dank Cave'
A shrill piercing scream reverberates through the area.
A shrill piercing scream reverberates through the area.

drop red
o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > You drop a red-veined rod of black marble.

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > l
Dank Cave
This small and dank cave houses some mutated Blight denizen. It is unpleasantly
warm here, and the sweat makes your back itch. The stench of whatever lives
here pervades the entire cave, and surprisingly you find yourself longing for
the fresher air of the Blight.
[ obvious exits: S ]
A red-veined rod of smooth black marble lies here.
A large banded mallet has been set aside here.
A metal helmet with attached visor rests here.
A wide steel torc with a dull gleam has been left here.
A necklace of shiny black links has been dropped here.
A shining steel breastplate lies here gleaming in the light.
A thick, leather backpack lies abandoned here.
A pair of black vambraces lie here, gleaming brightly.
A heavy pair of full metal gauntlets is here.
A small bracelet formed delicately of sungwood has been dropped here. [2]
A brightly-colored sash lies here, in a heap.
A pair of black armor greaves lies here, highly polished.
A pair of thick metal boots stand inflexibly upright.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
*Dejaqkl* is standing here.
A tall, ramshorned trolloc is here, commanding.
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil.
A Ko'bal trolloc slinks about here.

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > scan s

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > scan s

*Dejaqkl* says 'i dont go backwards'

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
A rat squeaks 'Dejaqkl is at Dank Cave'
A shrill piercing scream reverberates through the area.
A shrill piercing scream reverberates through the area.

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
*Dejaqkl* says 'only forward'

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > You hiss 'is full abs here!'

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
*Dejaqkl* says 'will be lights in keep!'

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
*Dejaqkl* leaves south.
A rat leaves south.
A rat leaves south.
A rat leaves south.