Funny quotes.

[Ahri]

A ruby dagger arcs through the air.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >

You deflect a ruby dagger that was thrown at you.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >

g dagger
w
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
You get a ruby dagger.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > A Spacious Closet
A large square room serves as a walk-in closet, their contents watched
over
carefully as supplies are issued or returned. There is a small sign on
the
wall, next to the doorway.
[ obvious exits: E ]
No matches found!
A young girl in a plain white dress stands here.
Dian the red haired Accepted is standing here, taking care of the
quarters.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full >
i
You are carrying:
a ruby dagger
a leather water flask
fourteen copper pennys
a dagger of gleaming steel
[3] a strange fruit

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full >
A shimmering pillar of light appears, and Vampa steps in.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full >
rem staff
You stop using Laman's Folly, the spiraled staff of Avendoraldera.

wield dagger
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full >
You wield a ruby dagger.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full >
save
Saving Ahri.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full >
exa ruby
It is a silver medallion.
It is in pristine condition.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full >
Vampa says 'gimme'

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full >

Vampa snickers softly.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full >
i
You are carrying:
Laman's Folly, the spiraled staff of Avendoraldera (scratched)
a leather water flask
fourteen copper pennys
a dagger of gleaming steel
[3] a strange fruit

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full >

The flows holding the light ball have dissipated.
You are hungry.
ticktimer demo
hungry demo

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
em removes a ruby dagger.
Ok.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
rem dagger
You stop using a ruby dagger.

wink
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Have you got something in your eye?

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >

Vampa licks you.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
exa i.unique
It is Laman's Folly, the spiraled staff of Avendoraldera.
It is a staff.
It is in pristine condition.

wear ruby
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
You don't seem to have a ruby.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
i

Vampa has forced you to drop dagger.
You drop a ruby dagger.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > You are carrying:
Laman's Folly, the spiraled staff of Avendoraldera (scratched)
a leather water flask
fourteen copper pennys
a dagger of gleaming steel
[3] a strange fruit

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >

Aldwyn tells you '*nod*'

wield lamans
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Vampa gets a ruby dagger.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
You wield Laman's Folly, the spiraled staff of Avendoraldera.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >

Vampa wields a ruby dagger.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
l vampa

Vampa sheathes a ruby dagger into a weathered red coat bearing a
golden dragon.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Vampa is in excellent condition.

Vampa is using:
<held> a heartstone staff of odd design
<worn on head> a strange red headband
<worn around neck> a cuendillar dragon pendant on a simple chain
<worn around neck> a cuendillar dragon pendant on a simple chain
<worn about body> a weathered red coat bearing a golden dragon
<slung on back> a heron engraved scabbard
<worn on hands> bear-claw gauntlets
<worn around wrist> the Flame of the Dragon
<worn around wrist> the Flame of the Dragon
<worn as shield> an ebony shield inlaid with an onyx fang
<worn on legs> a pair of faded red pants
<worn on feet> a pair of crimson laced boots (used)

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >

Vampa wields a dirty rock.

hug vampa
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
You hug him.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >

Vampa licks you.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
eq
You are using:
<worn on finger> a gold ring
<worn on finger> a great serpent ring
<worn on head> a camouflaged hood
<worn around neck> a silver medallion
<worn around neck> a silver medallion
<worn on body> a bearskin tunic (used)
<worn about body> a dress with colored bands at the hem
<worn on arms> a set of cloth sleeves
<worn on hands> a pair of dark gloves
<worn around wrist> a jeweled wristcuff
<worn around wrist> a jeweled wristcuff
<worn as shield> a polished onyx-inlaid shield
<wielded> Laman's Folly, the spiraled staff of
Avendoraldera (scratched)
<worn about waist> a belt with a buckle of cuendillar
<worn on belt> a small purse
<worn on legs> a pair of earthen colored breeches
<worn on feet> a black pair of silver-tooled boots

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
'so it does exist!
You say 'so it does exist!'

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >

Vampa throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
'does it really taint immedaitely?
You say 'does it really taint immedaitely?'

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >

Vampa nods in agreement.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >

You are hungry.
ticktimer demo
hungry demo

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
'hope I didnt get tainted from that
snif
You say 'hope I didnt get tainted from that'

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
You sniff sadly. *SNIFF*

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
'I literally have dreams, about it only tainting when used in melee
You would love to relieve yourself on them, but they aren't there.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
'and using it to
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!
Vampa says 'hopefully not'

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
'oh for FUCKS
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
'oh for FUCKS
Wiggle it, just a little bit...but at whom?

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
'no
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
'no
'no
'no
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
say nooo
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
l

Vampa says 'ok I'm off'

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
A Spacious Closet
A large square room serves as a walk-in closet, their contents watched
over
carefully as supplies are issued or returned. There is a small sign on
the
wall, next to the doorway.
[ obvious exits: E ]
No matches found!
Vampa the Lord of the Dark is standing here.
A young girl in a plain white dress stands here.
Dian the red haired Accepted is standing here, taking care of the
quarters.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Vampa waves.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >

Vampa disappears in a puff of smoke.

t vampa wait
l
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
There is no one here by that name.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
pray wait
whe
You pray 'wait'

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > * HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh
>

Someone answers your prayer 'sup?'

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
pray god seriously can the taint be removed?
You pray 'god seriously can the taint be removed? '

l
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
You can't track indoors or in cities.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
l
A Spacious Closet
A large square room serves as a walk-in closet, their contents watched
over
carefully as supplies are issued or returned. There is a small sign on
the
wall, next to the doorway.
[ obvious exits: E ]
No matches found!
A young girl in a plain white dress stands here.
Dian the red haired Accepted is standing here, taking care of the
quarters.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
whe

Someone answers your prayer 'I don't know how to, why?'

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > Sorry, but you can't do that here!

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
whe

A novice has arrived from the east.
You are hungry.
ticktimer demo
hungry demo

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Sorry, but you can't do that here!

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
pray cause my commands are stuffed!
No-one by that name here..

pray cause my commands are stuffed!
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

pray cause my commands are stuffed!
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

pray cause my commands are stuffed!
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

pray cause my commands are stuffed!
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
You pray 'cause my commands are stuffed!'

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >

Someone answers your prayer 'did you get tainted?'

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
sc
You are just too cute.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
pray yes, sooo much
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
pray yes, sooo much
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
pray yes, sooo much
* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
pray yes, sooo much
You pray 'yes, sooo much'

[Ahri]

Strange how the taint only hit after it tic'd!

[Alayla]

I remember helping a player “remove” the taint using saidar. At the time, Imms wouldn’t remove it unless it was role-played out.

[Kryzen]

I believe you just got Vampa'd. Welcome to the crew.

[Monty]

I was getting a guided tour of the stedding area...Not sure what to make of him preferring to intentionally jump rather than finish the tour...

Above the Steaming Lake[ obvious exits: E D ]
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby, being ridden by you.
Kennett al'Detora, Senior Lieutenant of the Queen's Guard is standing here, riding a black stallion.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Weary >
Kennett takes a few steps back, then runs for the edge of the platform and dives off!
Your blood freezes as you hear someone's death cry.
You stop following Kennett.

[Mudrada]

Draz says 'dont eat stabs'


Kitiara makes a strange sound as you place a curved clear dagger in her back!
Kitiara panics, and attempts to flee!

* S HP:Hurt MV:Full - Kitiara: Critical >
Kitiara leaves east riding a warhorse.
Gretchen leaves west riding a bloodstock stallion.
A raven leaves west.
A young woman leaves west.

* S HP:Hurt MV:Full >
Alaina leaves north riding a warhorse.
A raven leaves north.
A raven leaves north.

* S HP:Hurt MV:Full >

Draz pounds a Child of the Light guard's head very hard.
A Child of the Light guard barely cleaves Draz's body.
A Child of the Light guard barely tickles Draz's left leg with his cleave.

* S HP:Hurt MV:Full >
A warhorse swishes the flies off its back with its tail.

* S HP:Hurt MV:Full >
Kitiara has arrived from the east, riding a warhorse.
Gretchen has arrived from the west, riding a bloodstock stallion.
A raven has arrived from the west.
A young woman has arrived from the west.

* S HP:Hurt MV:Full >
Kitiara leaves west riding a warhorse.

* S HP:Hurt MV:Full > 'too late

* S HP:Hurt MV:Full > w

Kitiara has arrived from the west, riding a warhorse.

* S HP:Hurt MV:Full > Kitiara leaves east riding a warhorse.
You say 'too late'

[Dartes]

Dartes says 'I hear he's older than dirt.'

Jymmi says 'zygoat makes dirt look young'

Frey says 'he's so old he tells dirt to get off his lawn'

[Cruoris]

Puny narrates 'firetruck I fled so many times I'm firetrucking lost'

made me laugh hard

[Vyo]

I was getting a guided tour of the stedding area...Not sure what to make of him preferring to intentionally jump rather than finish the tour...

Above the Steaming Lake[ obvious exits: E D ]
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby, being ridden by you.
Kennett al'Detora, Senior Lieutenant of the Queen's Guard is standing here, riding a black stallion.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Weary >
Kennett takes a few steps back, then runs for the edge of the platform and dives off!
Your blood freezes as you hear someone's death cry.
You stop following Kennett.

I'm dying...

[isabel]

Wanted to use a solo mob when it was batt/scr and then he couldn't find me so I head out to look

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > kill $target$
The Dusty Road
The north edge of the road is bordered by thorny hedges that you don't care to
venture near, and the south is blocked by a thick growth of trees. Looking
around, you notice the top of a tower poking up through the trees. You don't
have much option but to continue along the road to the east and west.
[ obvious exits: E W ]
A battle-trained Shienaran warlander stands here, vigilant of its surroundings, being ridden by
you.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > They aren't here.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > tt
They aren't here.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > They aren't here.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full >
The sun rises.

-=+
Some obvious fresh tracks of Dominus leaving east.
Some obvious recent tracks of Dominus leaving west.
Some obvious fairly recent tracks of Dominus leaving west.
Some obvious fairly recent tracks of Dominus leaving east.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > kill $target$
They aren't here.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > notice
east
kill $xp$;bash $xp$
You stop paying increased attention to your surroundings.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > Road to Tarwin's Gap
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A battle-trained Shienaran warlander stands here, vigilant of its surroundings, being ridden by
you.
A cougar is here, fighting Dominus. <-- Ooh this can work
*Dominus* is here, fighting a cougar.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > You slash *Dominus*'s body.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full - a cougar: Beaten - Dominus: Hurt > -=+**
*Dominus* pounds a cougar's body into bloody fragments!
A cougar barely tickles Dominus's left foot with her hit.

+=- -=
Your bash at *Dominus* sends him sprawling!

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full - a cougar: Critical - Dominus: Hurt > rescue cougar


You fail the rescue!



* R HP:Wounded MV:Full - a cougar: Critical - Dominus: Hurt >
You slash *Dominus*'s body.
A cougar barely tickles Dominus's right leg with her hit.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full - a cougar: Critical - Dominus: Hurt >

You fail the rescue!

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full - a cougar: Critical - Dominus: Hurt > You gallantly rescue a cougar
from the throes of battle! <-- You and I, Anakin and Obi-wan

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full - Dominus: Hurt > But you are too busy fighting him!

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full - Dominus: Hurt > bash
A cougar tries to hit you, but you parry successfully. <-- TRAITOR
But you are too busy fighting her!

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full - Dominus: Hurt > But you are too busy fighting her!

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full - Dominus: Hurt > But you are too busy fighting her!

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full - Dominus: Hurt > They already seem to be stunned.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full - Dominus: Hurt >
A cougar tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.
You slash *Dominus*'s left arm hard.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full - Dominus: Hurt > slap cougar

*Dominus* falls down laughing.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full - Dominus: Hurt > You slap a cougar.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full - Dominus: Hurt > f
[flee ]
You panic and attempt to flee!


A cougar tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.
*Dominus* tries to pound you, but you deflect the blow.
You slash *Dominus*'s right leg.
You flee head over heels.
The Dusty Road
[ obvious exits: E W ]
A battle-trained Shienaran warlander stands here, vigilant of its surroundings, being ridden by
you.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > east
kill $target$
bash
Road to Tarwin's Gap
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A battle-trained Shienaran warlander stands here, vigilant of its surroundings, being ridden by
you.
A stealthy cougar gracefully makes its way through the terrain.