dodge is broken they said

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Ragyn
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dodge is broken they said

Post by Ragyn » Wed May 16, 2018 2:25 am

You swiftly dodge Ekko's attempt to pierce you.


As Ekko avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

* HP:Hurt MV:Strong - Ekko: Wounded >
Ekko gets a strange fruit from a backpack.

* HP:Hurt MV:Strong - Ekko: Wounded >
Charnette chats 'lol'

* HP:Hurt MV:Strong - Ekko: Wounded >
Ekko tickles your body with his pierce.
Ekko eats a strange fruit.

z
* HP:Hurt MV:Strong - Ekko: Wounded > b
[change mood berserk]
Mood changed to: Berserk

[bash ] Ekko: Wounded >

=
Ekko pierces your body.

=
Ekko barely pierces your left leg.


As Ekko avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

* HP:Hurt MV:Strong - Ekko: Wounded >
Ekko tickles your body with his pierce.

* HP:Hurt MV:Strong - Ekko: Wounded > b
[bash ]

-
Ekko tickles your body with his pierce.

-
Ekko pierces your right leg.


As Ekko avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

* HP:Hurt MV:Strong - Ekko: Wounded >
Ekko barely tickles your right foot with his pierce.
Charnette chats 'it's almost right next to tv, so just head that way'

* HP:Hurt MV:Strong - Ekko: Wounded > b
[bash ]


Ekko barely pierces your body.
Ekko pierces your left hand.


Ekko barely pierces your body.
You try to hack Ekko, but he deflects the blow.
As Ekko avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ekko: Wounded >
Hanzo chats 'nod, ill snag a horse'

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ekko: Wounded >
Ekko pierces your right leg.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ekko: Wounded > b
Ekko pierces your body.
You try to hack Ekko, but he deflects the blow.
[bash ]

+
Ekko barely pierces your head.

-
Ekko barely pierces your right hand.


As Ekko avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong >
Ekko pierces your body.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ekko: Wounded >
Ekko barely pierces your left leg.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ekko: Wounded >
Ekko closes the stonedoor.

r lit cant even land a bash zerk
* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ekko: Wounded > b
[reply ]
You reply to Draz 'lit cant even land a bash zerk'

[bash ] g - Ekko: Wounded >

-
Ekko tickles your left arm with his pierce.

*
Ekko pierces your right leg.

=
Your bash at Ekko sends him sprawling!

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ekko: Wounded >
You try to hack Ekko, but he parries successfully.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ekko: Wounded > o
[where ]
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Ekko - A Tunnel
Ragyn - A Tunnel

b
* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ekko: Wounded > [bash ]
They already seem to be stunned.
bash

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ekko: Wounded > They already seem to be stunned.
bash

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ekko: Wounded > They already seem to be stunned.
bash

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ekko: Wounded > You hack Ekko's head into bloody fragments!
They already seem to be stunned.
bash

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ekko: Wounded > They already seem to be stunned.
bash

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ekko: Wounded > They already seem to be stunned.
bash

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ekko: Wounded > They already seem to be stunned.
bash

+ g - Ekko: Wounded >
Ekko pierces your left arm.

*
Ekko tickles your body with his pierce.


As Ekko avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Ekko: Wounded > b

Ekko pierces your left arm.

* HP:Wounded MV:Full - Ekko: Wounded >
Ekko pierces your body.

[bash ] - Ekko: Wounded >

=
Ekko barely pierces your body.

=
Ekko barely pierces your body.


As Ekko avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

* HP:Wounded MV:Full - Ekko: Wounded >
Ekko tickles your body with his pierce.

* HP:Wounded MV:Full - Ekko: Wounded >
Ekko tickles your body with his pierce.

* HP:Wounded MV:Full - Ekko: Wounded > r might need a bail out at stonewall
b
[reply ]
You reply to Draz 'might need a bail out at stonewall'

You try to hack Ekko, but he deflects the blow.
Ekko barely pierces your body.
[bash ]

-
Ekko pierces your left arm.


As Ekko avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

* HP:Battered MV:Full > r we'll see
b

Ekko pierces your right arm.
Ekko barely pierces your left hand.

* HP:Battered MV:Full - Ekko: Wounded > [reply ]
You reply to Draz 'we'll see'

[bash ] - Ekko: Wounded >

-
Ekko barely pierces your left arm.

-
Ekko pierces your body.


As Ekko avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

* HP:Battered MV:Full - Ekko: Wounded > r am 1/15 zerk so far:p
b

Ekko pierces your body.

* HP:Battered MV:Full - Ekko: Wounded > [reply ]
You reply to Draz 'am 1/15 zerk so far:p'

Ekko barely pierces your body.Wounded >
[bash ]

+
Ekko tickles your left hand with his pierce.


As Ekko avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

* HP:Battered MV:Full - Ekko: Wounded >
Ekko pierces your body.

* HP:Battered MV:Full - Ekko: Wounded > g horseeq pack
g horseeq pack

Ekko barely pierces your head.

* HP:Battered MV:Full - Ekko: Wounded > drop horseeq
drop horseeq
There doesn't seem to be a horseeq in a backpack.

b
* HP:Battered MV:Full - Ekko: Wounded > There doesn't seem to be a horseeq in a backpack.

* HP:Battered MV:Full - Ekko: Wounded > You don't seem to have a horseeq.

* HP:Battered MV:Full - Ekko: Wounded > Ekko tickles your body with his pierce.
You don't seem to have a horseeq.

[bash ] - Ekko: Wounded >

=
Ekko pierces your body.


Ekko tickles your left leg with his pierce.
As Ekko avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

* HP:Battered MV:Full >
Ekko tickles your body with his pierce.

* HP:Battered MV:Full - Ekko: Wounded > lib
b
[l in pack]
backpack (used) :
[2] a vial filled with a dark red liquid
a wealth of gold crowns (87)
twelve copper pennys
[2] a stable ticket
[2] a mirrored lantern
[3] a thin vial of yellow fluid
[3] a tapered wax candle

[bash ] - Ekko: Wounded >


Ekko pierces your right arm.


You try to hack Ekko, but he parries successfully.
Ekko tries to pierce you, but you dodge the attack.
As Ekko avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

* HP:Battered MV:Full - Ekko: Wounded >
Ekko pierces your body.

b
You try to hack Ekko, but he deflects the blow.
Ekko pierces your left arm hard.
[bash ]

+
Ekko pierces your right leg.

-
Ekko barely pierces your body.


As Ekko avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

* HP:Beaten MV:Full - Ekko: Wounded > beep draz

Draz tells you 'where'

b
* HP:Beaten MV:Full - Ekko: Wounded >
Ekko barely pierces your right leg.

* HP:Beaten MV:Full - Ekko: Wounded >
Ekko barely pierces your body.

* HP:Beaten MV:Full - Ekko: Wounded > Ok.

[bash ] Ekko: Wounded >

*
Ekko barely pierces your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

Draz tells you 'sorry'

=
Draz tells you 'wehre'

-
Ekko pierces your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

Draz tells you 'wehre'

=
Your bash at Ekko sends him sprawling!

* HP:Beaten MV:Full - Ekko: Wounded > r stonewall roland, know it?
[reply ]
You reply to Draz 'stonewall roland, know it?'

* HP:Beaten MV:Full - Ekko: Wounded >
You try to hack Ekko, but he parries successfully.

* HP:Beaten MV:Full - Ekko: Wounded > b
[bash ]
They already seem to be stunned.
bash

* HP:Beaten MV:Full - Ekko: Wounded > They already seem to be stunned.
bash

* HP:Beaten MV:Full - Ekko: Wounded >
Draz tells you 'no'

* HP:Beaten MV:Full - Ekko: Wounded > They already seem to be stunned.
bash

* HP:Beaten MV:Full - Ekko: Wounded > They already seem to be stunned.
bash

* HP:Beaten MV:Full - Ekko: Wounded >
You hack Ekko's right leg into bloody fragments!

* HP:Beaten MV:Full - Ekko: Wounded > They already seem to be stunned.
bash

* HP:Beaten MV:Full - Ekko: Wounded >
Draz tells you 'coming'

= Ekko: Wounded >
Ekko pierces your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!



Ekko barely pierces your right hand.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


=
Your bash at Ekko sends him sprawling!

* HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Ekko: Wounded > r just come roland asap
[reply ]
You reply to Draz 'just come roland asap'

* HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Ekko: Wounded > o
[where ]
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Ekko - A Tunnel
Ragyn - A Tunnel

* HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Ekko: Wounded >
You try to hack Ekko, but he deflects the blow.

* HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Ekko: Wounded > b
[bash ]
They already seem to be stunned.
bash

* HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Ekko: Wounded > They already seem to be stunned.
bash

* HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Ekko: Wounded > They already seem to be stunned.
bash

* HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Ekko: Wounded > They already seem to be stunned.
bash

* HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Ekko: Wounded > You hack Ekko's left arm into bloody fragments!
They already seem to be stunned.
bash

* HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Ekko: Battered > They already seem to be stunned.
bash

- - Ekko: Battered >
Ekko barely pierces your left hand.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


+
Ekko pierces your left arm.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!



As Ekko avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

* HP:Critical MV:Fresh > r am bleeding atm:p

Ekko barely pierces your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


b
* HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Ekko: Battered >
Ekko tickles your left leg with his pierce.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


* HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Ekko: Battered > [reply ]
You reply to Draz 'am bleeding atm:p'

[bash ] h - Ekko: Battered >

+
Ekko pierces your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


*
Ekko barely pierces your left arm.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


=
Your bash at Ekko sends him sprawling!

* HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Ekko: Battered >
You try to hack Ekko, but he deflects the blow.

* HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Ekko: Battered > l
o
A Tunnel
This tunnel is well used, and the floor is hard packed with use. There
are many tracks here. The walls are roughly hewn from the rock, obviously
by unskilled hands. To the west and east a tunnel curves away toward the
south. To the north there is a stone door.
[ obvious exits: N W ]
Ekko of Two Rivers is sitting here
A black stallion prances about.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.

* HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Ekko: Battered > [where ]
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Ekko - A Tunnel
Ragyn - A Tunnel

* HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Ekko: Battered > say silly
b

You hack Ekko's right arm into bloody fragments!

* HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Ekko: Battered > You say 'silly'

* HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Ekko: Battered > [bash ]
They already seem to be stunned.
bash

* HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Ekko: Battered > They already seem to be stunned.
bash

* HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Ekko: Battered > They already seem to be stunned.
bash

+ h - Ekko: Battered >
Ekko tickles your right foot with his pierce.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


+
Ekko barely pierces your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

Draz tells you 'gimme spam'


As Ekko avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

* HP:Critical MV:Fresh >
Ekko barely pierces your left foot.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


* HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Ekko: Battered >
Ekko barely pierces your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


* HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Ekko: Battered > r just come inside roland
b
You try to hack Ekko, but he parries successfully.
Ekko barely pierces your right hand.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

[reply ]
You reply to Draz 'just come inside roland'

[bash ] h - Ekko: Battered >


Draz tells you 'coming from'

*
Ekko tickles your left leg with his pierce.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!



Ekko barely pierces your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


=
Your bash at Ekko sends him sprawling!

* HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Ekko: Battered > r its no spam just hustle your arse
[reply ]
You reply to Draz 'its no spam just hustle your arse'

* HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Ekko: Battered >
You hack Ekko's body into bloody fragments!

* HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Ekko: Battered > b
[bash ]
They already seem to be stunned.
bash

* HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Ekko: Battered > They already seem to be stunned.
bash

* HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Ekko: Battered > They already seem to be stunned.
bash

* HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Ekko: Battered >
You try to hack Ekko, but he deflects the blow.

* HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Ekko: Battered > They already seem to be stunned.
bash

= h - Ekko: Battered >
Ekko barely pierces your left hand.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


-
Someone barely pierces your body.
You are dead! Sorry...
You feel the Weave of the Wheel loosen from you.
Circle of Light

Draz
Posts: 712
Joined: Sun Feb 19, 2017 9:14 pm

Re: dodge is broken they said

Post by Draz » Wed May 16, 2018 2:47 am

So from coming back from AFK fd - I only made it to s tv before he died.

Potentially I lost 3-4 seconds for the tells etc. but my link is bad enough that I need to wait a second or so every 10 rooms or so to see if I was agroed

If I went with perfect spams and had been paying attention from the start - I probably would have gotten there just in time.

Rafi
Posts: 38
Joined: Thu Apr 14, 2016 6:06 pm

Re: dodge is broken they said

Post by Rafi » Wed May 16, 2018 4:35 am

You were dism vs dodger id assume is full kit maybe even rares.

Ragyn
Posts: 327
Joined: Mon Jul 20, 2015 11:50 am

Re: dodge is broken they said

Post by Ragyn » Wed May 16, 2018 5:35 am

I'm a berserk master in abs vs a nonmaster in a regular dodge kit with a pine javelin, found it funny, reminded me of a time when I zerked on my master trolloc vs taul, scr vs bat, ended up dead vs bat.

Malak
Posts: 89
Joined: Wed Aug 31, 2016 9:01 pm

Re: dodge is broken they said

Post by Malak » Wed May 16, 2018 5:49 am

And yet my 144 got bashed 3 for 3 by a firetrucking PoG. One of those being dism.

Shaista
Posts: 61
Joined: Mon Aug 15, 2016 2:12 am

Re: dodge is broken they said

Post by Shaista » Wed May 16, 2018 5:56 am

3/12 bashes landed on xiric with h/h mallet bonded and berserk. 2/9 hits from those dodged or parried.

Joolis
Posts: 312
Joined: Thu Feb 19, 2015 10:26 am

Re: dodge is broken they said

Post by Joolis » Wed May 16, 2018 8:54 am

LOL. In my mind I am seeing you flail around spastically while Ekko nonchalantly pulls out an apple and takes a bite, then casually walks over to the door and shuts it.

isabel
Posts: 1776
Joined: Wed Aug 31, 2016 5:19 am

Re: dodge is broken they said

Post by isabel » Wed May 16, 2018 10:11 am

yeah mad skillz from Ekko

Rafi
Posts: 38
Joined: Thu Apr 14, 2016 6:06 pm

Re: dodge is broken they said

Post by Rafi » Wed May 16, 2018 10:40 am

Dodge dip dive duck and...dodge.

Stanislav
Posts: 83
Joined: Sat Oct 01, 2016 6:52 pm

Re: dodge is broken they said

Post by Stanislav » Wed May 16, 2018 8:45 pm

Dism 1vs1's is the best scenario where dodge actually shines.
Dodge has to be good at least for something...

*walks away to check OUCH thread for logs of dodgers exploding in group pk.

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