Funny quotes.

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Dartes
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Location: Earth

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Dartes » Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:57 pm

That's a good save. I chuckled.

Carter
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Carter » Fri Apr 13, 2018 8:38 pm

Circle of Light
The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that
become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when
the Age that gave it birth comes again. In one Age, called the Third Age by
some, an Age yet to come, an Age long past, you find yourself, surrounded
by a bright light.


To obtain some free starting equipment, TELL GUARDIAN KIT.

It is strongly recommended that new players look at our website at
wotmud.org, and our forums at wotmod.org before starting out, for the
rules, maps, and more.

[ obvious exits: N D ]
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
Lord Achillies the Dai Shan is sitting here.
A kind-faced figure stands here.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong >
Roberto arrives suddenly, looking dazed and confused.
Roberto says 'stop spamming so hard'

gothmog
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Joined: Sat Nov 14, 2015 2:19 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by gothmog » Sun Apr 15, 2018 12:42 pm

* HP:Battered MV:Weary > b
Junction of Malkieri Court and Tarwin Lane
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
Morfran the Baron of Rockwell {Wellguard} is here, fighting Fermin.
Devourer the Dark Master is here, fighting Fermin.
*Fermin* is here, fighting Devourer.
A Lockshear militiaman is here, fighting Morfran.

* HP:Battered MV:Weary > [kill human]
You try to pound *Fermin*, but he parries successfully.

* HP:Battered MV:Weary - Devourer: Beaten - Fermin: Battered > [bash ]


Devourer sends *Fermin* sprawling with a powerful bash!

-=+**
A Lockshear militiaman cleaves Morfran's body.
Morfran scythes *Fermin*'s head very hard.
Devourer slashes *Fermin*'s left leg very hard.
Devourer slashes *Fermin*'s head very hard.
A newly shawled Aes Sedai has arrived from the east.

+=
Devourer narrates 'zerk'

-
A newly shawled Aes Sedai's hands begin weaving crystals of water and air...
A newly shawled Aes Sedai unleashes a flurry of melting icy spikes at Morfran, who is stabbed repeatedly.

-=
*Fermin* leaves south.
They're not here anymore!

* HP:Battered MV:Weary > 0

Devourer narrates 'oh dung'

* HP:Battered MV:Weary > 0
s
Devourer leaves south.

Divina
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Location: The Land of Oz

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Divina » Sat May 12, 2018 3:17 am

Riva and I were talking about painting...


* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Divina - A Spiraling Staircase
Riva - The Meeting Hall of the Blue Ajah
Evline - The Meeting Hall of the Blue Ajah

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Riva bellows 'go back to paining Sister, it doesnt require much thinking'

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
You bellow 'Nor does spelling sister'

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Divina - A Spiraling Staircase
Riva - The Meeting Hall of the Blue Ajah
Evline - The Meeting Hall of the Blue Ajah

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Riva bellows 'what is this spelling you speak of'

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
You bellow 'It's paining me to hear you say
that.'

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Riva tells you 'LOL'

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
You reply to Riva '<3'

isabel
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by isabel » Sun May 13, 2018 1:47 am

Only because you started it...

Pain is mostly a noun so you won't say 'paining me'. You can say hurting me or killing me etc

The rarer verb usage is "it pains me to hear/verb etc"

Priscilla
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Priscilla » Tue May 15, 2018 3:53 am

Was leading a newbie around today when we got ganked by Rig and Irzerk. We were sitting in the Circle in silence for about 8 minutes or so when...


*** says 'change weather worth the points?'

You shrug.
You say 'you have to cast it multiple times, and it doesn't last long'

*** says 'would be nice to call lightning on rig'

You say 'there's a lot of people that think that'

Rig
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Location: JESUS

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Rig » Tue May 15, 2018 10:31 pm

(:

isabel
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by isabel » Thu May 17, 2018 7:22 am

Zhai tells you 'what weapon?'

You reply to Zhai 'dt lance'

Zhai tells you 'ah nice'

Zhai tells you 'they the best abs weapon'

Zhai tells you 'better than maul just annoying to mend'

You reply to Zhai 'ha i didn't know, i liek the RP factor' <-- Lancer wielding Lance

Zhai tells you 'the RIP factor'

:cry:

Razhak
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Razhak » Sun May 20, 2018 6:20 am

Just spamming past Thakandar south gate to get from keep to TKD:


The Sentinel hisses 'Hail our Lord Razhak, one of the Chosen!'
The Sentinel hisses 'Hail our Lord Razhak, one of the Chosen!'
A huge darkhound sits down.
A huge darkhound sits down.
A huge darkhound sits down.
A huge darkhound sits down.
the Guardian has forced you to fol sentinel.
You're supposed to lead, not follow!
the Guardian has forced you to fol sentinel.
You're supposed to lead, not follow!
the Guardian has forced you to fol sentinel.
You're supposed to lead, not follow!
the Guardian has forced you to fol sentinel.
You're supposed to lead, not follow!
A huge darkhound clambers to its feet.
A huge darkhound clambers to its feet.
A huge darkhound clambers to its feet.
A huge darkhound clambers to its feet.
You call for the GatesofNight to be opened.
The Sentinel nods.
The Sentinel unlocks the GatesofNight.
The Sentinel opens the GatesofNight.

Gotta love zone repop there!

Grizzler
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Grizzler » Sat Jun 30, 2018 11:23 pm

Minding my own business in Andor and...

Caemlyn Road
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving >>EAST>>
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving <<WEST<<
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving <<WEST<<

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > Bend in the Road
[ obvious exits: N E ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving >>EAST>>
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving ^^NORTH^^
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving ^^NORTH^^
A spotted jaguar opens its eyes lazily.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > Bend in the Road
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving vvSOUTHvv
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving <<WEST<<
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving <<WEST<<
A wild dog with matted fur snarls at you.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
A spotted jaguar has arrived from the east. <-------- Hi!
A spotted jaguar tries to hit you, but you dodge the attack. <------- Hey..!
A wild dog tries to hit you, but you parry successfully. <------- What is this!
A spotted jaguar has arrived from the south. <------- Hello friend??
A spotted jaguar tries to hit you, but you dodge the attack. <------- What'd I do to you!?
A spotted jaguar tries to hit you, but you parry successfully. <------- I'm getting a bit overloaded now...
You swiftly dodge a wild dog's attempt to hit you. <------- Stupid mutt!
You try to pound a spotted jaguar, but he deflects the blow. <------- Weak arms..
A spotted jaguar tries to hit you, but you dodge the attack. <------- Swift as the wind!

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a spotted jaguar: Scratched >
A spotted jaguar barely tickles your right leg with his hit.
You swiftly dodge a wild dog's attempt to hit you.
You pound a spotted jaguar's body into bloody fragments!
A spotted jaguar tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.


Needless to say, they all died but I've rarely seen that sort of animalistic coordination before. Made me laugh so thought I'd share.

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