Fail!

[rixie]

I think Roxie's post was the funniest one I've seen this year on AoW. I'm laughing. No, I am not the player of Roxie. Better her than me. ;)

[Petra]

Fail.

[Pulverwise]

I'll list the fails as they happen here...


o HP:Beaten MV:Tiring > [k human]
They aren't here.
*Kohaku* has arrived from the east, riding a bloodstock stallion.
*Auriona* has arrived from the east, riding a warhorse.
*Benjain* has arrived from the east, riding a gray palfrey.

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring >
Wurm barely tickles *Benjain*'s left foot with his slice.
Myzec narrates 'ouch'

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring > co

Tempest tries to pierce *Kohaku*, but he deflects the blow.

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring > [change mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave
*Auriona* strikes Roxie's head.

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring > [change posture offensive]
Posture changed to: Offensive

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring >
Horror stabs *Kohaku*'s body hard.

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring > nar on

*Kohaku* closes the fence.

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring > w
Horror stabs *Kohaku*'s body hard.
You narrate 'on'

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring > ]
Horror stabs *Kohaku*'s right arm.
*Auriona* barely strikes Roxie's right hand.
*Kohaku* tries to smite Tempest, but he parries successfully.
Tempest pierces *Kohaku*'s body.
*Benjain* blasts Wurm's body hard.
Tempest opens the fence.
A Field
[ obvious exits: E ]

x
o HP:Beaten MV:Tiring > [k human]
They aren't here.

o HP:Beaten MV:Tiring >
Wurm narrates 'on fence'

o HP:Beaten MV:Tiring > [open fence]
It's already open!

o HP:Beaten MV:Tiring > [
]
]
[where ]
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Pulverwise - A Field
Zeeb - Burnt Wagons
Myzec - Thorny Hedges
Roxie - Before the Tower
Horror - Before the Tower
Wurm - Before the Tower
Tempest - Before the Tower
You catch the scent of horses nearby.

o HP:Beaten MV:Tiring > [k human]
They aren't here.

o HP:Beaten MV:Tiring > cb
[k human]
They aren't here.
*Auriona* has arrived from the east, riding a warhorse. NO DLINE EAST - FAIL!

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring > ]
[change mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave

x
* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring > [k human]
You try to blast *Auriona*, but she deflects the blow.

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring - Auriona: Wounded > change mood berserk
[open fence]
It's already open!
The fence closes quietly.

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring - Auriona: Wounded >
The fence is opened from the other side.
The fence closes quietly.

x
* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring > [k human]
You try to blast *Auriona*, but she deflects the blow.

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring - Auriona: Wounded > change mood berserk
[open fence]
It's already open!
The fence closes quietly.

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring - Auriona: Wounded >
The fence is opened from the other side.
The fence closes quietly.

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring - Auriona: Wounded > Mood changed to: Berserk

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring - Auriona: Wounded > b
[bash ]

=
*Auriona* stares at the sky.
The fence is opened from the other side.
The fence closes quietly.

+
*Auriona* tickles your right leg with her strike.
The fence is opened from the other side.
The fence closes quietly.

*
The fence is opened from the other side.
The fence closes quietly.


The fence is opened from the other side.

ERRR, SERIOUSLY, YOU ALL KNOW I'M BEAT. FAIL ON NO INITIATIVE!

*
The fence closes quietly.

+
The fence is opened from the other side.
The fence closes quietly.


Myzec narrates 'inside ?' - LOGIC FAIL! NO SHE DLINED INTO A FRICKING RAINBOW!


As *Auriona* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground! FAIL ON ZERK BASH!

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring > nar come inside now

The fence is opened from the other side.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

Your body is pierced by razor sharp ice spikes sent by *Auriona*!
The fence closes quietly.

b
* HP:Critical MV:Tiring - Auriona: Wounded >
The fence is opened from the other side.
The fence closes quietly.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring - Auriona: Wounded >
The fence is opened from the other side.
The fence closes quietly.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring - Auriona: Wounded >
The fence is opened from the other side.
The fence closes quietly.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring - Auriona: Wounded >
The fence is opened from the other side.
The fence closes quietly.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring - Auriona: Wounded >
The fence is opened from the other side.
The fence closes quietly.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring - Auriona: Wounded >
The fence is opened from the other side.
The fence closes quietly.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring - Auriona: Wounded > The fence is opened from the other side.
You narrate 'come inside now' FAIL ON HAVING TO TAKE THE TIME TO ACTUALLY NARRATE THIS LIKE EVERY TROLLOC IN THE WORLD SHOULDN'T KNOW THIS ALREADY!
The fence closes quietly.

[bash ] ng - Auriona: Wounded >


The fence is opened from the other side.
The fence closes quietly.

-
*Auriona* tickles your body with her strike.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

The fence is opened from the other side.
The fence closes quietly.

*
The fence is opened from the other side.
The fence closes quietly.

*
The fence is opened from the other side.


As *Auriona* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground! MORE ZERK BASH FAIL!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You gasp in pain as streaks of fire from *Auriona* burn your body!

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring - Auriona: Wounded >
*Auriona* strikes your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


* HP:Critical MV:Tiring - Auriona: Wounded > b

The fence closes quietly.

[bash ] ng - Auriona: Wounded >
You feel the Weave of the Wheel loosen from you.
Your screams die away as streaks of Fire from Auriona devour your flesh.
You are dead! Sorry...
Ouch! You lose a level.
Circle of Darkness
[ obvious exits: N E S W U D ]
A rancid slab of decaying meat lies here, covered with maggots.
A shattered arm lies in a bloody red and purple mess.
A fresh chunk of meat has been recently cut from a kill.
A revolting well bubbles with the blood of the sacrificed.
The News Board is mounted on the wall here.
Porka the Contagious Stalker is resting here.

You've forgotten everything you've learned!
- REPRAC FAIL.

HAPPINESS FAIL!

[Dixon]

You narrate 'zeeb xroads'

l
* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong - a strong trolloc: Hurt > The Crossroads
The animal path splits in four ways here, north, east, west and south. To
the north the deep forest continues as far as the eye can reach. To the
east another path, slightly wider than this one, stretches a long way,
ending by a large building of some sort. South the forest breaks up into a
light forest and to the west the ground gets a little sunken.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
There are some bloody traces of a trolloc leaving east.
There are some bloody traces of a trolloc leaving east.
A large wooden catapult has been erected here.
You sense a hidden life form in the area...
A raven is here flying around.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
Lisette the Tower Accepted is here, fighting a strong trolloc, riding a gray palfrey.
A strong trolloc is sitting here
A brazen young hare thumps his powerful hind legs nearby.
A sickly, skinny deer stands here in a daze.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong - a strong trolloc: Hurt >
Lisette strikes a strong trolloc's body very hard.
You scythe a strong trolloc's body into bloody fragments!

* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong - a strong trolloc: Hurt >
Auriona narrates 'zeeb mucking around'

* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong - a strong trolloc: Hurt >
nar hidden
You narrate 'hidden'

* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong - a strong trolloc: Hurt >
Auriona has arrived from the east, riding a bloodstock stallion.

b
* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong - a strong trolloc: Hurt > Lisette strikes a strong trolloc's body.
You scythe a strong trolloc's body into bloody fragments!
[bash ]
They already seem to be stunned.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong - a strong trolloc: Wounded >
b
[bash ]

-=+**+
Lisette strikes a strong trolloc's body hard.
A strong trolloc barely tickles your body with his blast.

=- -=
Your bash at a strong trolloc sends him sprawling!

* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong - a strong trolloc: Wounded >
l
The Crossroads
The animal path splits in four ways here, north, east, west and south. To
the north the deep forest continues as far as the eye can reach. To the
east another path, slightly wider than this one, stretches a long way,
ending by a large building of some sort. South the forest breaks up into a
light forest and to the west the ground gets a little sunken.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
There are some bloody traces of a trolloc leaving east.
There are some bloody traces of a trolloc leaving east.
A large wooden catapult has been erected here.
Auriona Sedai is standing here, riding a bloodstock stallion.
A raven is here flying around.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
Lisette the Tower Accepted is here, fighting a strong trolloc, riding a gray palfrey.
A strong trolloc is sitting here
A brazen young hare thumps his powerful hind legs nearby.
A sickly, skinny deer stands here in a daze.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong - a strong trolloc: Wounded >
Lisette strikes a strong trolloc's right arm.
You scythe a strong trolloc's body into bloody fragments!

* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong - a strong trolloc: Wounded >
Auriona narrates 'kill this guy'

* R HP:Scratched MV:Strong - a strong trolloc: Wounded >
*Zeeb* places a blackened steel kris in the back of Auriona, resulting in some strange noises and blood!
Auriona is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear Auriona's death cry.

[rixie]

Zeeb has excellent timing. :P :D

[Kilgore]

Untz untz untz. A heron bites the dust.


Selaana furiously weaves her hands in a swirling pattern...
A violent storm erupts and fierce winds blow through the area.
A hurricane force wind lifts you off the ground!
On the River Arinelle
The river makes a sharp turn to the east here, and the current sends you
carreening around the sudden bend. It takes all your skill not to flip over
and be swallowed by the raging waters. The trees surrounding the river are a
dull green blur about your head, as you go speeding around the bend.
[ obvious exits: N E ]
You are unable to swim in the strong currents!
You suffer miserably as you quickly drown...
You are dead! Sorry...
It is pitch black...
You cough up a mouthful of water.

[Alayla]

Sorry, K. That's the worst! :(

[Mithos]

b
* HP:Hurt MV:Weary >
*Taku* has arrived from the east.

[back seanchan]
You silently approach your victim...

Cancelled.
[back seanchan]
You silently approach your victim...


Suddenly *Taku* places a pair of moonstone hilted dirks in your back!
Ouch! That Really did HURT!

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


I have a pretty good k/d ratio right now, but that was beyond stupid of me. :P

[Tempest]

Gotta love australian link sniff :(

back h.human
* S HP:Battered MV:Strong > Backstab who?

back h.human
* S HP:Battered MV:Strong > Backstab who?

back h.human
* S HP:Battered MV:Strong > Backstab who?

* S HP:Battered MV:Strong > back h.human
Backstab who?

back h.human
You silently approach your victim...

=
Suddenly *someone* places a curved clear dagger in your back!
You are dead! Sorry...
You feel the Weave of the Wheel loosen from you.
Ouch! You lose a level.
Circle of Darkness

[Tarn]

Stupid arrows. Although I shoulda ran e through cave

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring - Corath: Critical - Horror: Scratched >

-
Rivin pierces *Horror*'s right leg.
A Shienaran forestscout joins a Shienaran forestscout's fight!
A soldier joins Corath's fight!
Ragan joins a Shienaran forestscout's fight!
A Shienaran forestscout slashes Toribio's body.
A Shienaran forestscout slashes Toribio's body.
*Horror* barely stabs Corath's body.
Corath hacks *Toribio*'s body hard.
*Toribio* slices Corath's body.
*Toribio* panics, and attempts to flee!

+
Dixon narrates 'my horse hagged ptg'
Corath has lost his link.


*Toribio* leaves up.

*
*Tey* tries to pierce Rivin, but he parries successfully.

+
*Horror* stabs Corath's right leg.
Corath is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear Corath's death cry.
You stop following Corath.

-
*Tey* panics, and attempts to flee!

=
Your bash at *Horror* sends him sprawling!

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring - Horror: Scratched >
*Tey* tries to pierce Rivin, but he parries successfully.
A Shienaran forestscout joins your fight!
A Shienaran forestscout joins a Shienaran forestscout's fight!
A soldier joins a Shienaran forestscout's fight!
A Shienaran forestscout joins a Shienaran forestscout's fight!
Ragan says 'You Tey!!! You will die before your time!! '
Ragan tries to slice Tey, but he parries successfully.
You blast *Horror*'s body very hard.
Rivin pierces *Horror*'s body.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring - Horror: Hurt > p
4

Dixon narrates 'you on ther?'
Rivin gets a pair of thick metal boots from the corpse of Corath.
Rivin gets a pair of ebony-steel plate greaves from the corpse of Corath.
Rivin gets a studded leather belt with a crossed swords buckle from the corpse of Corath.
Rivin gets a gargantuan gilded bastard sword from the corpse of Corath.
Rivin gets a gator skin bracer from the corpse of Corath.
Rivin gets a gator skin bracer from the corpse of Corath.
Rivin gets a pair of heavy metal gauntlets from the corpse of Corath.
Rivin gets a pair of ebony-steel plate vambraces from the corpse of Corath.
Rivin gets a backpack from the corpse of Corath.
Rivin gets a crimson cloak of fine Two Rivers wool from the corpse of Corath.
Rivin gets a shining steel breastplate from the corpse of Corath.
Rivin gets a full metal helmet and visor from the corpse of Corath.
Rivin gets a lantern from the corpse of Corath.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring - Horror: Hurt > [get all corpse]
The corpse of Corath seems to be empty.
*Tey* panics, and attempts to flee!

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring - Horror: Hurt > [bash ]
They already seem to be stunned.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring - Horror: Hurt > 4
[bash ]
They already seem to be stunned.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring - Horror: Hurt >
Ragan tries to slice Tey, but he parries successfully.
A Shienaran forestscout slashes Horror's body.
A soldier tries to scythe Horror, but he parries successfully.
A Shienaran forestscout slashes Horror's left leg.
A Shienaran forestscout slashes Horror's right arm.
You blast *Horror*'s body very hard.
Rivin pierces *Horror*'s body.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring - Horror: Wounded > 4
[bash ]
They already seem to be stunned.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring - Horror: Wounded > 4
[bash ]
They already seem to be stunned.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring - Horror: Wounded > 4

*Tey* leaves up.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring - Horror: Wounded > [bash ]
They already seem to be stunned.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring - Horror: Wounded > 4

A soldier barely scythes Horror's left arm.
A Shienaran forestscout tries to slash Horror, but he deflects the blow.
A Shienaran forestscout slashes Horror's body.
*Horror* stabs your right leg.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You blast *Horror*'s body very hard.
Rivin tries to pierce *Horror*, but he dodges the attack.
[bash ]


*Horror* panics, and attempts to flee!

-
*Horror* leaves up.

=
They're not here anymore!

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring > r
You sit down and rest your tired bones.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring > score
You have 55(427) hit and 87(161) movement points.
You have scored 44468582 experience points and 1003 quest points.
You need 31418 exp to level and 1997 qp to rank.
You have amassed 240 Turn points to date.
You have played 207 days and 21 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Tarn the Dai Shan [Red Eagle 7] (Level 37).
You are resting.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring > nar corath died
3
You narrate 'corath died'

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring > [where ]
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Dixon - In the Foothills
Tarn - A Shallow Depression
Rivin - A Shallow Depression

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring > score
You have 55(427) hit and 87(161) movement points.
You have scored 44468582 experience points and 1003 quest points.
You need 31418 exp to level and 1997 qp to rank.
You have amassed 240 Turn points to date.
You have played 207 days and 21 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Tarn the Dai Shan [Red Eagle 7] (Level 37).
You are resting.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring > l

Rivin says 'i cant loot you both!'

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring > A Shallow Depression
Here within a shallow depression of twisted scrub and rotting trees, the
ground is laden with rough, gray rocks. Rocks jut out of the ground among
the twisted scrub and mutated trees. An overgrown footpath leads up towards
the foothills near Tarwin's Gap.
[ obvious exits: U ]
There are some bloody traces of a trolloc leaving up.
There are some bloody traces of a trolloc leaving up.
There are some bloody traces of a trolloc leaving up.
There are some tracks of a trolloc leaving up.
There are some tracks of a trolloc leaving up.
The dessicated corpse of Corath is lying here.
A Shienaran scout keeps a constant watch here.
A Shienaran scout keeps a constant watch here.
A Tairen bloodstock stallion stands here, tail swaying with the breeze.
Rivin of Two Rivers is standing here.
Eyes keen, a Domani razor stands here swishing its tail.
A Tairen bloodstock stallion stands here, tail swaying with the breeze.
A tough Shienaran soldier waits here.
A Shienaran scout keeps a constant watch here.
The Shienaran forest scout commander stands ever vigilant.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring > score
You have 55(427) hit and 87(161) movement points.
You have scored 44468582 experience points and 1003 quest points.
You need 31418 exp to level and 1997 qp to rank.
You have amassed 240 Turn points to date.
You have played 207 days and 21 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Tarn the Dai Shan [Red Eagle 7] (Level 37).
You are resting.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring > snicker
You snicker softly.

score
* HP:Critical MV:Tiring > 3
Your heartbeat calms down more as you feel less panicked.
You have 68(427) hit and 102(161) movement points.
You have scored 44468582 experience points and 1003 quest points.
You need 31418 exp to level and 1997 qp to rank.
You have amassed 240 Turn points to date.
You have played 207 days and 21 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Tarn the Dai Shan [Red Eagle 7] (Level 37).
You are resting.

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring > 3
A black-fletched arrow arcs through the air.
[where ]
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Tarn - A Shallow Depression
Rivin - A Shallow Depression

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring > 3
[where ]
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Tarn - A Shallow Depression
Rivin - A Shallow Depression

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring >
Ooomf!! You are struck by a black-fletched arrow!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

Dixon narrates 'ragan there?'

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring > 3

Rivin starts riding a bloodstock stallion.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring > [where ]
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Tarn - A Shallow Depression
Rivin - A Shallow Depression

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring >
A black messenger pigeon flutters its wings.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring > nar shooting me with arrows
You narrate 'shooting me with arrows'

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring >
A black messenger pigeon beats its wings harder.
Rivin says 'i break it'

l
* HP:Critical MV:Tiring > A Shallow Depression
Here within a shallow depression of twisted scrub and rotting trees, the
ground is laden with rough, gray rocks. Rocks jut out of the ground among
the twisted scrub and mutated trees. An overgrown footpath leads up towards
the foothills near Tarwin's Gap.
[ obvious exits: U ]
There are some bloody traces of a trolloc leaving up.
There are some bloody traces of a trolloc leaving up.
There are some bloody traces of a trolloc leaving up.
There are some tracks of a trolloc leaving up.
There are some tracks of a trolloc leaving up.
The dessicated corpse of Corath is lying here.
A black-fletched arrow is flashing by in flight.
A black messenger pigeon is here.
A Shienaran scout keeps a constant watch here.
A Shienaran scout keeps a constant watch here.
Rivin of Two Rivers is standing here, riding a bloodstock stallion.
Eyes keen, a Domani razor stands here swishing its tail.
A Tairen bloodstock stallion stands here, tail swaying with the breeze.
A tough Shienaran soldier waits here.
A Shienaran scout keeps a constant watch here.
The Shienaran forest scout commander stands ever vigilant.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring >
A black-fletched arrow arcs through the air.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring > r
Ooomf!! You are struck by a black-fletched arrow!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You are already resting.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring > score

Dixon has arrived from above.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring > You have 41(427) hit and 102(161) movement points.
You have scored 44468582 experience points and 1003 quest points.
You need 31418 exp to level and 1997 qp to rank.
You have amassed 240 Turn points to date.
You have played 207 days and 21 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Tarn the Dai Shan [Red Eagle 7] (Level 37).
You are resting.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring > nod
You nod in agreement.
Rivin says 'ready?'

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring >
A black messenger pigeon takes off out of reach into the skies!
A black messenger pigeon circles high above.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring >
A black-fletched arrow arcs through the air.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring > stand

Ooomf!! You are struck by a black-fletched arrow!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


* HP:Critical MV:Tiring > You stop resting, and stand up.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring > score
You have 26(427) hit and 102(161) movement points.
You have scored 44468582 experience points and 1003 quest points.
You need 31418 exp to level and 1997 qp to rank.
You have amassed 240 Turn points to date.
You have played 207 days and 21 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Tarn the Dai Shan [Red Eagle 7] (Level 37).
You are standing.
Rivin leaves up riding a bloodstock stallion.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring > sa lame
You say 'lame'

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring > r
You sit down and rest your tired bones.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring >
Rivin narrates 'fo'

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring >
A black-fletched arrow arcs through the air.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring >
Ooomf!! You are struck by a black-fletched arrow!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


* HP:Critical MV:Tiring >
Rivin narrates 'go'

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring > stand
You stop resting, and stand up.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring > u
w
In the Foothills
[ obvious exits: E W D ]
There are some bloody traces of a human leaving down.
There are some bloody traces of a trolloc leaving down.
There are some bloody traces of a trolloc leaving west.
There are some bloody traces of a human leaving down.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving down.
*Tey* is here, fighting Rivin.
Rivin of Two Rivers is here, fighting Horror, riding a bloodstock stallion.
*Horror* is here, fighting Rivin.
*Toribio* is here, fighting Rivin.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring > w
Edge of the Foothills
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving west.
*Porka* is standing here.
*Mello* is standing here.
A giant eagle glares fiercely all around.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring > n
*Mello* barely blasts your left leg.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

No way! You're fighting for your life!
*someone* pounds your body.
You are incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

n
HP:Critical MV:Tiring > n
You're in pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

HP:Critical MV:Tiring > You're in pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

HP:Critical MV:Tiring > You're in pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

HP:Critical MV:Tiring >
You are dead! Sorry...
You feel the Weave of the Wheel loosen from you.
Circle of Light
[ obvious exits: N D ]
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
Lord Corath the Baron (Linkless) is sitting here.
A kind-faced figure stands here.