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Turg
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Re: Fail!

Post by Turg » Wed Aug 09, 2017 9:26 am

Stupid commander why did you have to move

* HP:Scratched MV:Haggard > Amongst the Rubble
[ obvious exits: E W ]

* HP:Scratched MV:Haggard > In the Remains of a Crumbling Tower
[ obvious exits: N E S U ]
A grizzled Shienaran veteran looks on.
A grizzled Shienaran veteran looks on.
A grizzled Shienaran veteran looks on.
A grizzled Shienaran veteran looks on.
A Shienaran sergeant watches for the enemy here.
Grimly steadfast, a Shienaran commander prepares for battle.

* HP:Scratched MV:Haggard > n

The Shienaran commander bellows 'RMt Y_rU^Fp? ABKj msRIF Psp _gY SEV l^izOGV'
The Shienaran commander bellows 'JfHNr ktb BBaK vVlZh DXwi p]i xexx @cCCNDJy'
The Shienaran commander lances your right arm hard.

* HP:Scratched MV:Haggard - the Shienaran commander: Healthy > No way! You're fighting for your life!

* HP:Scratched MV:Haggard - the Shienaran commander: Healthy > cw
f
[change mood wimpy]
Mood changed to: Wimpy

* HP:Scratched MV:Haggard - the Shienaran commander: Healthy > You try to hack the Shienaran commander, but he parries successfully.
The grizzled veteran joins the Shienaran commander's fight!
The grizzled veteran joins the Shienaran commander's fight!
The grizzled veteran joins the Shienaran commander's fight!
The grizzled veteran joins the Shienaran commander's fight!
A sergeant joins the Shienaran commander's fight!
The Shienaran commander barely tickles your left foot with his lance.
You are too exhausted.

* HP:Scratched MV:Haggard - the Shienaran commander: Healthy >
The grizzled veteran gallantly rescues the Shienaran commander!

* HP:Scratched MV:Haggard - the grizzled veteran: Healthy > giggle
0
You giggle.

* HP:Scratched MV:Haggard - the grizzled veteran: Healthy > You hack the grizzled veteran's right leg extremely hard.
The Shienaran commander says 'Zp? vWBiGYE vht RkcL wTZ B_UnTx LGYi huV`hn '
The Shienaran commander lances your body.
The grizzled veteran pounds your head.
A sergeant tickles your head with his slash.
The grizzled veteran barely crushes your right leg.
The grizzled veteran barely tickles your body with his crush.
The grizzled veteran barely pounds your body.
[where ]
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Turg - In the Remains of a Crumbling Tower

* HP:Hurt MV:Haggard - the grizzled veteran: Scratched > cw
[change mood wimpy]
Mood changed to: Wimpy

* HP:Hurt MV:Haggard - the grizzled veteran: Scratched > sc
HP:Hurt MP:Haggard
You have scored 108851580 experience points and 1484 quest points.
You need 1726967783 exp to level and 1516 qp to rank.
You have acquired 364 alt qps to date.
You have amassed 49 Turn points to date.
You have played 148 days and 11 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Turg the Dark Master [Ghar'ghael 7] (Level 51).
You are fighting the grizzled veteran.

* HP:Hurt MV:Haggard - the grizzled veteran: Scratched > f

The Shienaran commander barely lances your body.
You hack the grizzled veteran's left arm hard.
The grizzled veteran barely pounds your body.
A sergeant slashes your head.
The grizzled veteran tickles your body with his crush.
The grizzled veteran tickles your right hand with his crush.
The grizzled veteran tickles your head with his pound.

* HP:Hurt MV:Haggard - the grizzled veteran: Scratched > You are too exhausted.

* HP:Hurt MV:Haggard - the grizzled veteran: Scratched > f
You are too exhausted.

* HP:Hurt MV:Haggard - the grizzled veteran: Scratched >
The Shienaran commander lances your body.
You try to hack the grizzled veteran, but he parries successfully.
The grizzled veteran tickles your left leg with his pound.
A sergeant barely slashes your right arm.
The grizzled veteran barely crushes your right foot.
The grizzled veteran crushes your body.
The grizzled veteran pounds your left leg.

* HP:Wounded MV:Haggard - the grizzled veteran: Scratched > f
You are too exhausted.

* HP:Wounded MV:Haggard - the grizzled veteran: Scratched >
The Shienaran commander lances your left leg.
You try to hack the grizzled veteran, but he deflects the blow.
The grizzled veteran barely pounds your body.
A sergeant barely slashes your body.
The grizzled veteran tickles your left leg with his crush.
The grizzled veteran barely crushes your right arm.
The grizzled veteran pounds your left arm.

f
* HP:Wounded MV:Haggard - the grizzled veteran: Scratched > You are too exhausted.

* HP:Wounded MV:Haggard - the grizzled veteran: Scratched >
The Shienaran commander lances your body.
You hack the grizzled veteran's left arm extremely hard.
The grizzled veteran barely pounds your right arm.
A sergeant barely slashes your left foot.
The grizzled veteran barely crushes your body.
The grizzled veteran tickles your body with his crush.
The grizzled veteran barely pounds your body.

f
* HP:Wounded MV:Haggard - the grizzled veteran: Hurt > You are too exhausted.

* HP:Wounded MV:Haggard - the grizzled veteran: Hurt >
The Shienaran commander lances your left arm hard.
You hack the grizzled veteran's body into bloody fragments!
The grizzled veteran tickles your left foot with his pound.
A sergeant barely slashes your left leg.
The grizzled veteran barely crushes your head.
The grizzled veteran barely crushes your right leg.
The grizzled veteran barely pounds your right leg.

* HP:Battered MV:Haggard - the grizzled veteran: Hurt > f
You are too exhausted.

* HP:Battered MV:Haggard - the grizzled veteran: Hurt >
The Shienaran commander barely lances your body.
You hack the grizzled veteran's body extremely hard.
The grizzled veteran pounds your body.
A sergeant slashes your body.
The grizzled veteran tickles your right leg with his crush.
The grizzled veteran tickles your body with his crush.
The grizzled veteran pounds your right leg.

* HP:Battered MV:Haggard - the grizzled veteran: Wounded > f

The Shienaran commander barely lances your right leg.
You hack the grizzled veteran's right arm.
The grizzled veteran barely pounds your body.
A sergeant slashes your right leg.
The grizzled veteran crushes your body.
The grizzled veteran crushes your head.
The grizzled veteran barely pounds your left arm.

* HP:Beaten MV:Haggard - the grizzled veteran: Wounded > You are too exhausted.

* HP:Beaten MV:Haggard - the grizzled veteran: Wounded > sc

The Shienaran commander lances your right arm.
You try to hack the grizzled veteran, but he parries successfully.
The grizzled veteran tickles your left foot with his pound.
A sergeant slashes your body.
The grizzled veteran barely crushes your right arm.
The grizzled veteran tickles your body with his crush.
The grizzled veteran tickles your body with his pound.

* HP:Beaten MV:Haggard - the grizzled veteran: Wounded > HP:Beaten MP:Haggard
You have scored 108851580 experience points and 1484 quest points.
You need 1726967783 exp to level and 1516 qp to rank.
You have acquired 364 alt qps to date.
You have amassed 49 Turn points to date.
You have played 148 days and 11 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Turg the Dark Master [Ghar'ghael 7] (Level 51).
You are fighting the grizzled veteran.

* HP:Beaten MV:Haggard - the grizzled veteran: Wounded > gv
qv
The Shienaran commander barely lances your body.
You try to hack the grizzled veteran, but he deflects the blow.
The grizzled veteran tickles your left foot with his pound.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

A sergeant tickles your body with his slash.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

The grizzled veteran barely crushes your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

The grizzled veteran tickles your body with his crush.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

The grizzled veteran pounds your right arm.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

[get vial pack]
You get a thin vial of yellow fluid from a backpack.

f
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard - the grizzled veteran: Wounded > [quaff vial]
You quaff a thin vial of yellow fluid which dissolves.
You feel a sudden burst of stamina!

* HP:Critical MV:Weary - the grizzled veteran: Wounded >

You panic and attempt to flee!


The Shienaran commander barely lances your left arm.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

The grizzled veteran pounds your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

A sergeant slashes your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

The grizzled veteran tickles your body with his crush.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

The grizzled veteran crushes your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

The grizzled veteran tickles your head with his pound.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!



You flee head over heels.
Amongst the Rubble
[ obvious exits: E W ]

* HP:Critical MV:Weary > re
Your heartbeat calms down more as you feel less panicked. !!!!
You sit down and rest your tired bones.

not
* HP:Critical MV:Winded > You start paying increased attention to your surroundings.

* HP:Critical MV:Winded > score
0
You have 31(401) hit and 94(262) movement points.
You have scored 108851580 experience points and 1484 quest points.
You need 1726967783 exp to level and 1516 qp to rank.
You have acquired 364 alt qps to date.
You have amassed 49 Turn points to date.
You have played 148 days and 11 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Turg the Dark Master [Ghar'ghael 7] (Level 51).
You are resting.

fuckin waste of a perfectly good vial

Pulverwise
Posts: 128
Joined: Mon Mar 23, 2015 3:04 pm

Re: Fail!

Post by Pulverwise » Thu Aug 10, 2017 3:54 pm

So much zerk/disengaged bash fail. Zerk, 21 str, bronze axe on combo.

Under the Trees
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
*Sarryn* is here, fighting Knuckle.
Knuckle the Pugnacious Destroyer is here, fighting Sarryn.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A raven is here, watching.
A raven is here flying around.
A shivering tree is here, fighting Sarryn.
Warped, menacing trees shiver, boughs slowly enclosing around you.

* HP:Beaten MV:Strong > A shivering tree joins a shivering tree's fight!
*Sarryn* panics, and attempts to flee!
[k human]
You blast *Sarryn*'s right leg.

[bash ] - Knuckle: Hurt - Sarryn: Battered >

=
*Sarryn* leaves east.

*
*Lise* has arrived from the south, riding a Domani razor.


*Lise* strikes your left leg.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


*
*Lise* strikes your left leg.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

Lise swiftly dodges a shivering tree's attempt to hit her.
A shivering tree joins a shivering tree's fight!

=
Knuckle tries to blast *Lise*, but she deflects the blow.

-
*Lise* panics, and attempts to flee!

=
They're not here anymore!

* HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Lise: Wounded > bash human

*Sarryn* has arrived from the east.

* HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Lise: Wounded >
*Lise* leaves west riding a Domani razor.
*Sarryn* slashes your head hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


- ng - Sarryn: Battered >
*Sarryn* slashes your right leg.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

A shivering tree tries to hit Sarryn, but he deflects the blow.
A shivering tree joins a shivering tree's fight!

+
*Lise* has arrived from the west, riding a Domani razor.

=
*Lise* strikes Knuckle's head.
Knuckle sends *Lise* sprawling with a powerful bash!

-
*Sarryn* panics, and attempts to flee!


As *Sarryn* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

* HP:Critical MV:Strong - Sarryn: Battered >
Knuckle blasts *Lise*'s body hard.
A shivering tree tries to hit Sarryn, but he parries successfully.
A shivering tree tries to hit Sarryn, but he deflects the blow.

* HP:Critical MV:Strong - Sarryn: Battered > change mood berserk

*Sarryn* leaves west.

* HP:Critical MV:Strong > sta

*Sarryn* has arrived from the west.

]
* HP:Critical MV:Strong >
*Sarryn* pierces your head.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


* HP:Critical MV:Strong - Sarryn: Battered > TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
b

A shivering tree tries to hit Lise, but she parries successfully.
A shivering tree joins a shivering tree's fight!

* HP:Critical MV:Strong - Sarryn: Battered > Mood changed to: Berserk

* HP:Critical MV:Strong - Sarryn: Battered > A shivering tree tries to hit Sarryn, but he deflects the blow.
A shivering tree hits Lise's body.
You try to blast *Sarryn*, but he parries successfully.
*Sarryn* pierces your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

Knuckle blasts *Lise*'s body extremely hard.
*Lise* panics, and attempts to flee!
*Lise* tries to flee, but is too exhausted!
*Lise* strikes Knuckle's body.
Do you not consider fighting as standing?

* HP:Critical MV:Strong - Sarryn: Battered > [k human]
You do the best you can!

[bash ] ng - Sarryn: Battered >

+
*Lise* panics, and attempts to flee!

+
*Sarryn* pierces your right leg.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


-
A shivering tree tries to hit Sarryn, but he deflects the blow.
A shivering tree tries to hit Lise, but she parries successfully.
*Sarryn* pierces your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

*Lise* strikes Knuckle's left leg.
*Lise* leaves south riding a Domani razor.


As *Sarryn* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

* HP:Critical MV:Strong >
Knuckle tries to blast *Sarryn*, but he parries successfully.

* HP:Critical MV:Strong > ]

*Lise* has arrived from the south, riding a Domani razor.

* HP:Critical MV:Strong >
*Lise* strikes your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


* HP:Critical MV:Strong - Lise: Battered > sta
b
*Lise* strikes your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

A shivering tree joins a shivering tree's fight!
Sarryn swiftly dodges a shivering tree's attempt to hit him.
*someone* pierces your body.
You are dead! Sorry...
You feel the Weave of the Wheel loosen from you.
Ouch! You lose a level.
Circle of Darkness
[ obvious exits: N E S W U D ]
A rancid slab of decaying meat lies here, covered with maggots.
A shattered arm lies in a bloody red and purple mess.
A fresh chunk of meat has been recently cut from a kill.
A revolting well bubbles with the blood of the sacrificed.
The News Board is mounted on the wall here.
A large slab of meat has been placed here. [2]
Legoat the Ramshorned Trolloc is resting here.
[k human]
Maybe you should get on your feet first?

Astolfo
Posts: 572
Joined: Tue Apr 14, 2015 4:16 pm
Location: Lost in Space!

Re: Fail!

Post by Astolfo » Fri Aug 11, 2017 3:11 pm

A beautiful boat ride for two?

* HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
Alison drops a tapered wax candle.
Alison drops a tapered wax candle.
Alison drops a small canoe.

* HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
Alison is unable to swim in the strong currents.
Alison gets swiftly dragged under the water.
Alison is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear Alison's death cry.

Rig
Posts: 2292
Joined: Wed Dec 16, 2015 8:00 pm
Location: JESUS

Re: Fail!

Post by Rig » Sat Aug 12, 2017 6:24 pm

How r u alive

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong > k leiloni
You pierce a soldier's body hard.

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Scratched > *Leiloni* strikes Chernobog's left foot very hard.
You do the best you can!

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Scratched > l soldier
A soldier tries to pound you, but you deflect the blow.
You pierce a soldier's left leg.
Chernobog barely pierces *Leiloni*'s left leg.
The soldier exudes a deadly aura, emphasized by the way he wears his
heavy armor with practiced ease. Glittering eyes carefully watch his
surroundings, ready for anything.

A soldier has a few scratches.

a soldier is using:
<worn on head> a full metal helmet and visor
<worn on body> a burnished metal breastplate
<worn on arms> a pair of ebony-steel plate vambraces
<worn on hands> a pair of heavy metal gauntlets
<wielded> a metal banded cudgel
<worn on legs> a pair of steel-plated greaves
<worn on feet> a dark pair of steel boots

You attempt to peek at the inventory:
You can't see anything.

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Scratched >
*Leiloni* sends Chernobog sprawling with a powerful bash!

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Scratched > nar soldier is fully eqd
A soldier barely pounds your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You pierce a soldier's right leg.
*Leiloni* tries to strike Chernobog, but he deflects the blow.
*Leiloni* gives a soldier an order.
You narrate 'soldier is fully eqd'

cha mood wimpy
* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Hurt > change posture defensive
Mood changed to: Wimpy

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Hurt > Posture changed to: Defensive

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Hurt >
You pierce a soldier's right leg.
*Leiloni* strikes Chernobog's right arm very hard.

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Hurt > nar wtf
l
You dodge a bash from a soldier who loses his balance and falls!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You pierce a soldier's left arm.
*Leiloni* tries to strike Chernobog, but he parries successfully.
You narrate 'wtf'

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Hurt > Walking Through the Orchard
Berries of all sorts are planted in long rows here. By most of the rows a
small sign is standing. Some of them have fallen and a few are missing but
the main part is still here. A lot of weeds have spread all over the
orchard. The green continues to the north and east. To the south you see a
yard of some sort.
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
The corpse of a gray palfrey is lying here.
Several blackberries grow on a nearby vine. [3]
Chernobog the Wolfish Trolloc is sitting here.
A soldier is here, fighting YOU!
*Leiloni* is here, fighting Chernobog.
A young leatherleaf begins to thicken with age.
A young leatherleaf begins to thicken with age.
A young leatherleaf begins to thicken with age.

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Hurt >
You pierce a soldier's body hard.

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Hurt >
A soldier tries to pound you, but you parry successfully.
You pierce a soldier's body.
Chernobog tries to pierce *Leiloni*, but she deflects the blow.

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Hurt >
Chernobog narrates 'kill her'

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Hurt > diag Chernobog

A watersnake has arrived from the east.

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Hurt > Chernobog has quite a few wounds.

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Hurt >
Chernobog avoids being bashed by *Leiloni* who loses her balance and falls!

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Hurt >
A soldier tries to pound you, but you deflect the blow.
You try to pierce a soldier, but he deflects the blow.
Chernobog barely pierces *Leiloni*'s right leg.
You pierce a soldier's body hard.
Chernobog pierces *Leiloni*'s head hard.

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Hurt >
*Leiloni* gives a soldier an order.

nar can't get on her till her mob dead
* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Wounded >
*Leiloni* tries to strike Chernobog, but he deflects the blow.
You pierce a soldier's body.
Chernobog tries to pierce *Leiloni*, but she deflects the blow.

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Wounded > You narrate 'can't get on her till her mob dead'

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Wounded >
You dodge a bash from a soldier who loses his balance and falls!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Wounded >
You pierce a soldier's body hard.
Chernobog tries to pierce *Leiloni*, but she parries successfully.

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Wounded >
*Leiloni* sends Chernobog sprawling with a powerful bash!

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Wounded >
*Leiloni* strikes Chernobog's right leg hard.
You pierce a soldier's body.

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Wounded >
*Leiloni* strikes Chernobog's left hand very hard.
A soldier tries to pound you, but you deflect the blow.
You pierce a soldier's left leg hard.

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Wounded >
*Leiloni* strikes Chernobog's right foot very hard.
A soldier tries to pound you, but you parry successfully.
You try to pierce a soldier, but he deflects the blow.

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Wounded >
Chernobog narrates 'zerking'

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Wounded >
You barely pierce a soldier's body.

wher
* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Wounded > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Rig - Walking Through the Orchard
Chernobog - Walking Through the Orchard

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Wounded >
A soldier tries to pound you, but you deflect the blow.
You pierce a soldier's body.
Chernobog pierces *Leiloni*'s body.

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Wounded >
*Leiloni* sends Chernobog sprawling with a powerful bash!

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Wounded > nar lol

*Leiloni* gives a soldier an order.

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Wounded > diag Chernobog
You narrate 'lol'

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Wounded > Chernobog has quite a few wounds.

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Wounded >
You barely pierce a soldier's left foot.

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Wounded >
*Leiloni* strikes Chernobog's left arm very hard.
You pierce a soldier's body.

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Wounded >
You dodge a bash from a soldier who loses his balance and falls!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Wounded >
*Leiloni* strikes Chernobog's body very hard.
You try to pierce a soldier, but he deflects the blow.
*Leiloni* strikes Chernobog's head very hard.

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Wounded >
*Leiloni* gives a soldier an order.

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Wounded >
A soldier tries to pound you, but you deflect the blow.
You barely pierce a soldier's body.
Chernobog tries to pierce *Leiloni*, but she deflects the blow.

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Wounded >
Chernobog avoids being bashed by *Leiloni* who loses her balance and falls!

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Wounded >
A soldier pounds your right leg.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You pierce a soldier's body.
Chernobog pierces *Leiloni*'s right hand.

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Wounded >
You pierce a soldier's left leg.
*Leiloni* gives a soldier an order.

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Battered >
You pierce a soldier's body.
Chernobog tries to pierce *Leiloni*, but she deflects the blow.

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Battered >
You dodge a bash from a soldier who loses his balance and falls!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Battered >
*Leiloni* sends Chernobog sprawling with a powerful bash!

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Battered > nar this mob is literally killing me

*Leiloni* strikes Chernobog's body very hard.
You pierce a soldier's body.

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Battered >
*Leiloni* stops using a dark blue tasseled spear.

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Battered >
*Leiloni* draws the massive blade, da'es Ashan from a leather baldric with a flash of steel.
*Leiloni* wields the massive blade, da'es Ashan in a two-handed grip.

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Battered > You narrate 'this mob is literally killing me'

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Battered >
*Leiloni* slashes Chernobog's right leg extremely hard.
You pierce a soldier's left arm hard.

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Battered > diag Chernobog

*Leiloni* slashes Chernobog's body extremely hard.
A soldier tries to pound you, but you deflect the blow.
You pierce a soldier's body.

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Battered > Chernobog looks pretty hurt.

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Battered >
*Leiloni* sheathes the massive blade, da'es Ashan into a leather baldric.

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Battered >
*Leiloni* wields a dark blue tasseled spear in a two-handed grip.

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - a soldier: Battered >
A soldier tries to pound you, but you deflect the blow.
You pierce a soldier's body.
Chernobog tries to pierce *Leiloni*, but she deflects the blow.
Your heartbeat calms down more as you feel less panicked.

* S HP:Critical MV:Full - a soldier: Battered > nar its batt :P

Chernobog avoids being bashed by *Leiloni* who loses her balance and falls!

* S HP:Critical MV:Full - a soldier: Battered >
A soldier tries to pound you, but you parry successfully.
You pierce a soldier's left leg.
Chernobog tries to pierce *Leiloni*, but she deflects the blow.

* S HP:Critical MV:Full - a soldier: Battered > You narrate 'its batt :P'

* S HP:Critical MV:Full - a soldier: Battered > nar what are her hps
l
You narrate 'what are her hps'

* S HP:Critical MV:Full - a soldier: Battered > A soldier tries to pound you, but you parry successfully.
You pierce a soldier's right leg.
Chernobog tries to pierce *Leiloni*, but she parries successfully.
Walking Through the Orchard
Berries of all sorts are planted in long rows here. By most of the rows a
small sign is standing. Some of them have fallen and a few are missing but
the main part is still here. A lot of weeds have spread all over the
orchard. The green continues to the north and east. To the south you see a
yard of some sort.
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
The corpse of a gray palfrey is lying here.
Several blackberries grow on a nearby vine. [3]
A snake is crawling through the water here.
Chernobog the Wolfish Trolloc is here, fighting Leiloni.
A soldier is here, fighting YOU!
*Leiloni* is here, fighting Chernobog.
A young leatherleaf begins to thicken with age.
A young leatherleaf begins to thicken with age.
A young leatherleaf begins to thicken with age.

* S HP:Critical MV:Full - a soldier: Battered >
You pierce a soldier's body.

* S HP:Critical MV:Full - a soldier: Battered >
Chernobog narrates 'am zerk'

* S HP:Critical MV:Full - a soldier: Battered > diag Chernobog
*Leiloni* sends Chernobog sprawling with a powerful bash!
Chernobog looks pretty hurt.

* S HP:Critical MV:Full - a soldier: Battered >
*Leiloni* strikes Chernobog's body very hard.
A soldier tries to pound you, but you deflect the blow.
You pierce a soldier's body hard.

* S HP:Critical MV:Full - a soldier: Beaten >
*Leiloni* stops using a dark blue tasseled spear.

* S HP:Critical MV:Full - a soldier: Beaten >
*Leiloni* draws the massive blade, da'es Ashan from a leather baldric with a flash of steel.
*Leiloni* wields the massive blade, da'es Ashan in a two-handed grip.

* S HP:Critical MV:Full - a soldier: Beaten >
You pierce a soldier's body hard.

* S HP:Critical MV:Full - a soldier: Beaten >
*Leiloni* gives a soldier an order.

* S HP:Critical MV:Full - a soldier: Beaten >
*Leiloni* slashes Chernobog's body very hard.
You barely pierce a soldier's head.

* S HP:Critical MV:Full - a soldier: Beaten > dia leiloni

*Leiloni* slashes Chernobog's left leg hard.

* S HP:Critical MV:Full - a soldier: Beaten > Leiloni is in awful condition.

* S HP:Critical MV:Full - a soldier: Beaten >
You dodge a bash from a soldier who loses his balance and falls!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


* S HP:Critical MV:Full - a soldier: Beaten >
Chernobog narrates 'dying'

* S HP:Critical MV:Full - a soldier: Beaten >
*Leiloni* slashes Chernobog's right leg very hard.
You pierce a soldier's left arm hard.
Chernobog barely pierces *Leiloni*'s body.

* S HP:Critical MV:Full - a soldier: Beaten > nar her mob is beat

*Leiloni* sheathes the massive blade, da'es Ashan into a leather baldric.

* S HP:Critical MV:Full - a soldier: Beaten >
You barely pierce a soldier's right hand.
Chernobog tries to pierce *Leiloni*, but she deflects the blow.
*Leiloni* wields a dark blue tasseled spear in a two-handed grip.

* S HP:Critical MV:Full - a soldier: Critical > You narrate 'her mob is beat'

* S HP:Critical MV:Full - a soldier: Critical > nar she crit

*Leiloni* tries to strike Chernobog, but he deflects the blow.
A soldier tries to pound you, but you deflect the blow.
You pierce a soldier's left leg.
Chernobog tries to pierce *Leiloni*, but she parries successfully.

* S HP:Critical MV:Full - a soldier: Critical > You narrate 'she crit'

* S HP:Critical MV:Full - a soldier: Critical >
You pierce a soldier's body.

* S HP:Critical MV:Full - a soldier: Critical >
A soldier tries to pound you, but you deflect the blow.
You pierce a soldier's right leg.
Chernobog barely pierces *Leiloni*'s left leg.

* S HP:Critical MV:Full - a soldier: Critical > nar mob crit

*Leiloni* sends Chernobog sprawling with a powerful bash!

* S HP:Critical MV:Full - a soldier: Critical > You narrate 'mob crit'

* S HP:Critical MV:Full - a soldier: Critical >
*Leiloni* stops using a dark blue tasseled spear.

* S HP:Critical MV:Full - a soldier: Critical >
*Leiloni* draws the massive blade, da'es Ashan from a leather baldric with a flash of steel.
*Leiloni* wields the massive blade, da'es Ashan in a two-handed grip.

change posture offensive
* S HP:Critical MV:Full - a soldier: Critical > cha mood brave
Posture changed to: Offensive

* S HP:Critical MV:Full - a soldier: Critical > Mood changed to: Brave

* S HP:Critical MV:Full - a soldier: Critical > k h.human
k h.human
*Leiloni* slashes Chernobog's body very hard.
A soldier tries to pound you, but you deflect the blow.
You pierce a soldier's body hard.
You do the best you can!

k h.human
* S HP:Critical MV:Full - a soldier: Critical > *Leiloni* gives a soldier an order.
You do the best you can!

* S HP:Critical MV:Full - a soldier: Critical > k h.human
You do the best you can!

* S HP:Critical MV:Full - a soldier: Critical > k h.human
You do the best you can!

* S HP:Critical MV:Full - a soldier: Critical > You do the best you can!

k h.human
* S HP:Critical MV:Full - a soldier: Critical > k h.human
You do the best you can!

* S HP:Critical MV:Full - a soldier: Critical > k h.human
You do the best you can!

* S HP:Critical MV:Full - a soldier: Critical > You do the best you can!

k h.human
* S HP:Critical MV:Full - a soldier: Critical > k h.human
You do the best you can!

* S HP:Critical MV:Full - a soldier: Critical > *Leiloni* slashes Chernobog's left foot into bloody fragments!
Chernobog is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear Chernobog's death cry.
You pierce a soldier's body.
A soldier is dead! R.I.P.
Quite a death count. Have it put on your tombstone.
Your blood freezes as you hear a soldier's death cry.
A soldier stops following Leiloni.
*Leiloni* slashes your body extremely hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You do the best you can!

k h.human
* S HP:Critical MV:Full - Leiloni: Critical > You pierce *Leiloni*'s left hand hard.
*Leiloni* slashes your body very hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You do the best you can!

* S HP:Critical MV:Full - Leiloni: Critical > k h.human
k h.human
You do the best you can!

k h.human
* S HP:Critical MV:Full - Leiloni: Critical > You do the best you can!

* S HP:Critical MV:Full - Leiloni: Critical > You do the best you can!

* S HP:Critical MV:Full - Leiloni: Critical > k h.human
k h.human
You do the best you can!

k h.human
* S HP:Critical MV:Full - Leiloni: Critical > k h.human
You pierce *Leiloni*'s right hand hard.
*someone* slashes your body very hard.
You are dead! Sorry...
You feel the Weave of the Wheel loosen from you.
Ouch! You lose a level.

Treach
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Re: Fail!

Post by Treach » Sat Aug 12, 2017 7:04 pm

LotM

Rig
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Re: Fail!

Post by Rig » Sat Aug 12, 2017 7:07 pm

Leiloni's pov is better!

laci
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Re: Fail!

Post by laci » Mon Aug 14, 2017 2:30 am

*Kyra* has arrived from the east, riding a sleek well-trained torm.
[backstab h.seanchan]
You silently approach your victim...

-
*Kyra* starts barreling down on you, a sleek, mahogany-shafted spear aimed at your chest.

ew
Cancelled.
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

* S HP:Beaten MV:Tiring >
Suddenly *someone* charges you with something!
You are dead! Sorry...
You feel the Weave of the Wheel loosen from you.


Meant to hit west. Should have just attacked. :(

Rig
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Re: Fail!

Post by Rig » Fri Aug 18, 2017 6:17 pm

sigh, was looking to give him death #8 in his lifetime!

n
hide
back h.human
* S HP:Scratched MV:Strong > Backstab who?

* S HP:Scratched MV:Strong > Thinning Woods
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
Sazi the Myrddraal is standing here, riding a |1|.shadow stallion
|1|.A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby.
You sense a hidden life form in the area...
A sickly, skinny deer stands here in a daze.
A sickly, skinny deer stands here in a daze.
An ancient, gnarled tree looms over you.
An ancient, gnarled tree looms over you.

* S HP:Scratched MV:Strong > You attempt to hide yourself.

You silently approach your victim...


Sazi leaves north riding a shadow stallion.

-
A blighted deer has arrived from the south.


*Sidar* makes a strange sound as you place a dagger of green jade in his back!
This session you've landed 8 out of 10 stabs (80% landed).

* S HP:Scratched MV:Full - Sidar: Critical >
*Sidar* tries to pierce you, but you parry successfully.
*SIDAR* PANICS AND ATTEMPTS TO FLEE!

* S HP:Scratched MV:Full - Sidar: Critical >
*Sidar* leaves west.

Joolis
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Re: Fail!

Post by Joolis » Fri Aug 18, 2017 9:15 pm

All your logs belong in the fail thread

Kilgore
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Re: Fail!

Post by Kilgore » Sun Aug 20, 2017 12:37 am

The saltiest of salt almost got me killed!

Forested Path Through the Borderlands
As you make your way along this path, long tree branches intertwine overhead
forming a canopy of sorts, offering shelter from any type of weather. The path
itself is covered by a small foliage, trampled down with the passing animals
and people using the path. It seems to just barely make its way through the
trees just wide and tall enough to allow a mounted rider to keep riding.
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil, being ridden by you.

o R HP:Hurt SP:Strong MV:Tiring >

You bellow 'lol'


o R HP:Hurt SP:Strong MV:Tiring >
You bellow 'lol'

o R HP:Hurt SP:Strong MV:Tiring >




You bellow 'lol'


o R HP:Hurt SP:Strong MV:Tiring >




You bellow 'lol'

o R HP:Hurt SP:Strong MV:Tiring >
You bellow 'lol'

o R HP:Hurt SP:Strong MV:Tiring >

You bellow 'lol'

o R HP:Hurt SP:Strong MV:Tiring >
*Nate* has arrived from the east, riding a warhorse.

* R HP:Hurt SP:Strong MV:Tiring >
*Nate* leaves west riding a warhorse.
I think if I was him I'd come back to stab me

o R HP:Hurt SP:Strong MV:Tiring > You bellow 'lol'

o R HP:Hurt SP:Strong MV:Tiring > You bellow 'lol'

o R HP:Hurt SP:Strong MV:Tiring > Sicko narrates 'i firetrucking hate ls'
You bellow 'lol'

o R HP:Hurt SP:Strong MV:Tiring > You bellow 'lol'

o R HP:Hurt SP:Strong MV:Tiring >
*Nate* has arrived from the west.
I wonder if my inputs are done anytime soon.

* R HP:Hurt SP:Strong MV:Tiring > You bellow 'lol'

* R HP:Hurt SP:Strong MV:Tiring > You bellow 'lol'

* R HP:Hurt SP:Strong MV:Tiring > You bellow 'lol'

* R HP:Hurt SP:Strong MV:Tiring > You bellow 'lol'

* R HP:Hurt SP:Strong MV:Tiring >
Rig narrates 'dont we all?1'

* R HP:Hurt SP:Strong MV:Tiring >
Equitant narrates 'couldnt stack?'
*Nate* clumsily approaches you with a set of steel sai, but you fend off the attack.
Nope.

* R HP:Hurt SP:Strong MV:Tiring - Nate: Healthy > You bellow 'lol'

* R HP:Hurt SP:Strong MV:Tiring - Nate: Healthy >
*Nate* swiftly dodges your attempt to slash him.

* R HP:Hurt SP:Strong MV:Tiring - Nate: Healthy > No way! You're fighting for your life!
Almost attacked him!

* R HP:Hurt SP:Strong MV:Tiring - Nate: Healthy > No way! You're fighting for your life!

* R HP:Hurt SP:Strong MV:Tiring - Nate: Healthy > No way! You're fighting for your life!

* R HP:Hurt SP:Strong MV:Tiring - Nate: Healthy >
Tartar narrates 'rig my lord'

* R HP:Hurt SP:Strong MV:Tiring - Nate: Healthy >
You say 'lol' Seriously, dying once to Nate is embarrassing enough!

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