A shocklance and a surcoat

[Yossarian]

A shifty looking man calls you into a dark alley.

"I have this lance and surcoat, they fell off the back off a cart and I found them. This is purely a legitimate offer."

Looking for jcuffs, sids, but would consider other offers.

[aloysius]

What condition is the shocker in?

[Davor]

2 cuffs for shocker

[Rayek]

3 cuffs for shocker

[Kyr]

2 cuffs for shocker

3 cuffs for shocker

Hahahaha. Davor's been wandering around this bazaar for months without trading anything; being outbid every time he opens his mouth.

[Davor]

4 cuffs for the shocklance.

everyone is so mean 2 me

[Yossarian]

Davor trolls: you have 24 hours to beat the offer of 4 jcuffs for the shocklance, otherwise I'm taking it!

[Vaen]

Hot Take: Making Davor give up 4 jcuffs for a shocklance is trolling enough.

[Rayek]

4 cuffs 2 sids

[Davor]

I'll take my jcuffs elsewhere.