Funny quotes.

[Shimu]

Gizmo narrates 'darlana dusty'

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Byrg narrates 'lol'

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > sa now byrg will come back to gk
You say 'now byrg will come back to gk'

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > sa wait for it
You say 'wait for it'

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rig nods in agreement.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Byrg narrates 'which?'

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Gizmo narrates 'darlana'

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rig narrates 'darlana'

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Byrg narrates 'if its darl im leaving'

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rig says 'LOL'

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Byrg has arrived from the south.
A Ghar'ghael trolloc has arrived from the south.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Byrg sits down and rests.

[byrg]

* HP:Hurt MV:Full >
Shimu shivers from an icy cold force sent by *Darlana*.

nar im not evne engaged..
* HP:Hurt MV:Full > You narrate 'im not evne engaged..'

* HP:Hurt MV:Full >
Gizmo has arrived from the east.

* HP:Hurt MV:Full > kh
[k human]
You scythe *Darlana*'s body into bloody fragments!

* HP:Hurt MV:Full - Shimu: Hurt - Darlana: Hurt > kh

Shimu sighs loudly.
Myzec assumes an offensive striking posture.

* HP:Hurt MV:Full - Shimu: Hurt - Darlana: Hurt > [k human]
You do the best you can!

* HP:Hurt MV:Full - Shimu: Hurt - Darlana: Hurt >
Myzec tries to pierce *Darlana*, but she deflects the blow.
Shimu tries to stab *Darlana*, but she deflects the blow.

* HP:Hurt MV:Full - Shimu: Hurt - Darlana: Hurt >
Shimu waves.

* HP:Hurt MV:Full - Shimu: Hurt - Darlana: Hurt >
You try to scythe *Darlana*, but she parries successfully.
Myzec tries to pierce *Darlana*, but she parries successfully.
Shimu stabs *Darlana*'s right leg very hard.
*Darlana* tries to strike Shimu, but he parries successfully.

* HP:Hurt MV:Full - Shimu: Hurt - Darlana: Hurt >
Shimu waves.

Seems you were brought over to my way of thinking after all....

[Shimu]

That would be funny if it were true. we pk'd them after down to dusty sir. <3

[byrg]

That would be funny if it were true. we pk'd them after down to dusty sir. <3

Indeed, myself included!

[Taziar]

[6:05 PM] Nargus chats '30, #Llewlyn'

[Kenseii]

Tarn narrates 'nod found thack'

* R HP:Scratched MV:Winded > nar nod
You narrate 'nod'

* R HP:Scratched MV:Winded >
Ali narrates 'you engaged?'

* R HP:Scratched MV:Winded >
Tarn narrates 'well, we just met'

* R HP:Scratched MV:Winded > nar lol
You narrate 'lol'

* R HP:Scratched MV:Winded >
Tarn narrates 'give us time for a courtship'

* R HP:Scratched MV:Winded > sni
You snicker softly.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Tiring >
Ranga narrates 'haha'

* R HP:Scratched MV:Tiring >
Ali narrates 'Understood. Some situations evolve rather quickly.'

[arkaza]

2. Kryyg the Myrddraal
-- slew Jestin the Dreadlord on the 15th of Amadaine, 1176

Got my Jestryyg throwback jersey on.

[Landon]

* R HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Curtis narrates 'leeeeeroy'

* R HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Curtis calls for the citygate to be opened.
Avin the Gatekeeper unlocks the citygate.
Avin the Gatekeeper opens the citygate.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Curtis leaves west riding a gray palfrey.
*KERBOOM* An explosion sounds in the distance.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Avin the Gatekeeper closes the citygate.
Avin the Gatekeeper locks the citygate.

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Ramsay stops resting, and clambers on his feet.

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > nar hahahaha
You narrate 'hahahaha'

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Aria says 'he got boomed'

* R HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
A half-man bellows 'Lol.'

[isabel]

Alt-tab back from work so not really paying attention to narrates - who would imagine :p

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > Circle of Light
High amidst the heavens, the Circle of Light is the hallowed ground of the
friends of the Light. From here, some of the major destinations around the
world can be reached, as shown by a large sign. A permanent fountain in the
center of the Circle gives a soothing backdrop to ponder mortal matters.


New characters should LOOK NAMES, HELP RULES, LOOK NOTICE and LOOK INTRO.

To obtain some free starting equipment, TELL GUARDIAN KIT.

It is strongly recommended that new players look at our website
at wotmud.org, before starting out, for the rules, maps, and more.

[ obvious exits: N D ]
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
Ahri the Tower Accepted is sitting here.
Lord Tarak the Under-captain is sitting here.
A kind-faced figure stands here.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Tarak rests.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ahri gets a strange fruit from a wooden barrel.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ahri gets a strange fruit from a wooden barrel.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ahri eats a strange fruit.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Kendall narrates 'i was afk ffs'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Kendall narrates 'come uno'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Kendall narrates 'lots mobs'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Verna narrates 'i wont make it'

*
HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Kendall narrates 'k'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > where
You have no sense of location here.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > sta
You are already standing.

down
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > Entering the Weave...
[ obvious exits: D ]

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > enter weave fal dara
Ok.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
The Creator embraces you.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
It is pitch black...

o HP:Healthy MV:Full > hold light

*someone* pierces your left arm into bloody fragments!

o HP:Scratched MV:Full - Rig: Wounded > look
You hold a torch above your head.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full - Rig: Wounded > The Crossing
Northward along the thoroughfare lies the great keep of Fal Dara. Running to
the east and west is the row of shops where local merchants ply their trades.
The ceaseless banging of a smithy comes from the east, while the equally
unmistakeable sounds of a tavern come from the west.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A board hangs on a wall peppered with tales of glory, adventure and history.
*Rig* is here, fighting YOU!
An elite Shienaran guard attends his duties.
A ballot box records votes here.
The Fal Dara town crier stands here, spreading the news.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full - Rig: Wounded >
*Kilgore* has arrived from the north, riding a shadow stallion.
*Raizu* has arrived from the north.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full - Rig: Wounded >
*Raizu* pierces your left leg into bloody fragments!

* HP:Hurt MV:Full - Rig: Wounded > where
*Raizu* pierces your body very hard.
An elite Shienaran guard joins your fight!
You try to hit *Rig*, but he parries successfully.
*Rig* pierces your body into bloody fragments!
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Isabel - The Crossing
Kendall - Fal Dara Weaponguild
Verna - Wisdom's Storage Room

* HP:Hurt MV:Full - Rig: Wounded >
*Kilgore* slices your left leg into bloody fragments!

* HP:Wounded MV:Full - Rig: Wounded >
*Raizu* pierces your body into bloody fragments!
*Rig* pierces your right arm into bloody fragments!

* HP:Wounded MV:Full - Rig: Wounded > nar oh they fd
f
You narrate 'oh they fd'

* HP:Wounded MV:Full - Rig: Wounded > A city lamplighter has arrived from the south.
[flee ]
You panic and attempt to flee!


You flee head over heels.
Merchants Row
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
A man is here.
A shaggy brown mare stands here.

* HP:Wounded MV:Full >
*Rig* has arrived from the east.

kill $target$
* HP:Wounded MV:Full >
*Rig* pierces your left leg into bloody fragments!

* HP:Wounded MV:Full - Rig: Wounded > f
You do the best you can!

* HP:Wounded MV:Full - Rig: Wounded > Verna narrates 'yes'
[flee ]
You panic and attempt to
flee!
Kendall narrates 'lots ds in fd if anyone can come'


You flee head over heels.
The Crossing
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A board hangs on a wall peppered with tales of glory, adventure and history.
A city lamplighter is here, fighting Raizu.
*Raizu* is here, fighting a city lamplighter.
An elite Shienaran guard attends his duties.
A ballot box records votes here.
The Fal Dara town crier stands here, spreading the news.

* HP:Wounded MV:Full > north

Raizu swiftly dodges a city lamplighter's attempt to hit him.
An elite Shienaran guard leaves north.

north
* HP:Wounded MV:Full >
*Raizu* leaves west.
*Rig* has arrived from the west.

* HP:Wounded MV:Full > north
north
*Rig* pierces your body into bloody fragments!
No way! You're fighting for your life!

* HP:Battered MV:Full - Rig: Wounded > No way! You're fighting for your life!

* HP:Battered MV:Full - Rig: Wounded > *Raizu* has arrived from the west.
No way! You're fighting for your life!

* HP:Battered MV:Full - Rig: Wounded > f
*Kilgore* has arrived from the north, riding a shadow stallion.
No way! You're fighting for your life!

* HP:Battered MV:Full - Rig: Wounded >
*Rig* pierces your body into bloody fragments!
An elite Shienaran guard has arrived from the north.
*Raizu* pierces your body into bloody fragments!
*Kilgore* leaves west riding a shadow stallion.

* HP:Beaten MV:Full - Rig: Wounded > [flee ]
You panic and attempt to flee!


*Kilgore* has arrived from the west, riding a shadow stallion.


*Kilgore* slices your right leg extremely hard.


*Kilgore* slices your body into bloody fragments!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

An elite Shienaran guard joins your fight!
A city lamplighter says 'You Raizu!!! You will die before your time!! '
A city lamplighter tries to hit Raizu, but he dodges the attack.
*Raizu* pierces your right leg extremely hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You try to hit *Rig*, but he parries successfully.
*Rig* pierces your body into bloody fragments!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You flee head over heels.
Merchant's Row
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
A gleeman is here, wearing a cloak of different colored patches.
A mangy cat scurries around trying not to get stepped on.
A man is here.

* HP:Critical MV:Full > north

Kendall narrates 'im
uno'

* HP:Critical MV:Full > The Grocer
[ obvious exits: S ]
A merchant guard eyes you warily, intent on keeping order.
A merchant guard eyes you warily, intent on keeping order.
A grocer stocks some shelves.

* HP:Critical MV:Full > kill $target$
kill $target$
kill $target$
They aren't here.

* HP:Critical MV:Full > They aren't here.

* HP:Critical MV:Full > kill $target$
They aren't here.

* HP:Critical MV:Full > Your heartbeat calms down more as you feel less panicked.
They aren't here.

aw 0
* HP:Critical MV:Fresh > [change wimpy]
You won't flee from any fight now.

* HP:Critical MV:Fresh > nar lol

*Kilgore* has arrived from the south.
*Rig* has arrived from the south.

look
* HP:Critical MV:Fresh > *Kilgore* slices your body into bloody fragments!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

*Rig* tries to pierce you, but you parry successfully.
You narrate 'lol'

f
* HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Kilgore: Scratched > The Grocer
The rich scent of spices and fruit fills this shop. High upon the shelves are
luxury goods that few people buy, while the lower shelves are stocked with
everyday foodstuffs. Bins of fruits and vegetables line the walls, while a
large scale rests on the counter. The shop is tidy and clean.
[ obvious exits: S ]
*Rig* is here, fighting YOU!
*Kilgore* is here, fighting YOU!
A merchant guard eyes you warily, intent on keeping order.
A merchant guard eyes you warily, intent on keeping order.
A grocer stocks some shelves.

* HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Kilgore: Scratched > *someone* pierces your head into bloody fragments!
You are dead! Sorry...
You feel the Weave of the Wheel loosen from you.
Circle of Light
[ obvious exits: N D ]

[Rig]

*Rig* tries to pierce you, but you parry successfully.
You narrate 'lol'

Wtf you're like the 3rd person to parry me while naked