Desire to be a Wolfbrother

[raal]

Also don't act like me is a pro tip. I am an obnoxious and annoying douche that is self proclaimed king of wotmud.I am much better than Rark and this is proven because of his recent death to Raal.

Best part of coming back was the 4 hate mails I hadn't read from Rig

[Rig]

I wish I could send hate mail

[jakd]

You have to be really good at pk, being ballsy and going for it. Although using ones brain is good to.
Luck

Being ballsy is definitely not a requirement. Therefor, i still have a shot!

[Andrelis]

The hypocrisy is mind boggling. "Everyone has a chance as a player not a character, because we have no idea how RP actually works"

[faul]

Some of these tips are applicable to life in general, as well. You're welcome.

1. Try to hold people you have no control over to standards you couldn't possibly hold them to and then get upset when they don't conform to your desires. Remember, they're just text.

2. Act like a a small cat called Nigel, but only when you think the people you're trying to become friends with are not around or don't know who you are. You don't want those people to think badly of you, but anyone else? firetruck 'em.

3. Display erratic behavior when you think your audiences are different. It's a big, anonymous world and nobody will ever really know things you don't want them to know.

4. Consider yourself special and deserving, just in general.

5. If you can't get your way, be sure to publicly whine about it. You don't really want to miss an opportunity for righteous indignation.

6. Recognize that every group is homogeneous and there's just no way that you can win over enough people that any potential dissenters would get overruled. Once you've established 6, don't forget to make really broad generalizations; you obviously have no chance at coming off like a very fine person, gender being but a construct of society and annoying people you weren't previously annoying.

7. Be sure to run from PK all the time, don't want to risk dying and looking like a jerk.

8. Be sure to constantly die in PK, to the point where nobody's really sure if you're just bad or don't care; don't want to live through PK and look like a well-proportioned felid.

9. Remember, people are always completely reasonable, unbiased, one-track minded, and around to cater to your specific needs. Even if you suck and aren't particularly easygoing or likable, they really can't deny your Jaiken-like silence, stab-trigger, nature-boy descriptions, unwillingness to follow in PK sometimes, and hoards of phat lewts when considering you. I mean, those are just facts.

10. Just assume that nobody has had a similar experience to yours and hasn't worked through it. That's just how things work.

[langois]

Basically Davor, Rig and Rark hit the nail on the head.

[Lexi]

Basically Davor, Rig and Rark hit the nail on the head.

Because Langois would know what it takes to be a wolfbrother.... yeah. Right....

[Equitant]

Ha! This is a Fon thread! Keep it up.

[Abunar]

Fon I think you hinted at many of my problems with the "fight club" clans.

Anyone with half a brain cell who has played this game for long enough can tell exactly who belongs to what 'non-existent' clan.

I think the mud was more fun when we knew the secret clans existed, knew a few open alts, but did not know them all. Since we decided to hide them it has all become "do not talk about fight club" bullshiat. I can just look at you and know what clan you belong to. I can just watch what you are able to do in pk and know what clan you belong to.

I SHOULD NOT BE FORCED TO IGNORE WHAT MY CHARACTER CAN OBVIOUSLY SEE, IN ORDER TO MAINTAIN SOME SORT OF BULLSHIAT RP!!!

The hiding of the secret clans was when the mud went down the wrong path. Every player should have a chance to be unique and special - it isn't like anyone really gets that much benefit out of clanning or that any player can play all their clanned characters at the same time.

[faul]

I think the mud was more fun when we knew the secret clans existed, knew a few open alts, but did not know them all.

Let me stop you right there. Most people who PK around these people have always known who they are. You've confused your growth in personal knowledge with general knowledge. Besides that, there are still people who are in secret clans that you don't know. Not because they're especially good at keeping secrets, but because they're usually so bland or unremarkable that nobody really ever questions their affiliation.

I SHOULD NOT BE FORCED TO IGNORE WHAT MY CHARACTER CAN OBVIOUSLY SEE, IN ORDER TO MAINTAIN SOME SORT OF BULLSHIAT RP!!!

You're not. See below.

Every player should have a chance to be unique and special - it isn't like anyone really gets that much benefit out of clanning or that any player can play all their clanned characters at the same time.

Have you ever read a fantasy book where there's a secret society that the main characters know about? You know how the main characters usually find out about them, interact in some way, etc. etc.? Everyone else, the ancillary characters? They don't even know. Well, every player is unique and special in the sense that they have a chance to KNOW about the clans to begin with. That's it, that's all you're due if you come by the information. Nobody's obligated to give you something just because you're aware of it.