A Short Song for Kamorra --- &RPaward

[Meiffret]

Ely edit 22 Jul 2021.

1-6 qps, depending on length and quality.

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Total: 4 qps, 1 to Kamorra

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smile kamorra
You smile at her.

Meiffret says 'Hello lass.

l kamorra
This young lady has the look of the Two Rivers about her. Large brown eyes
match thick dark hair that lies down one shoulder in a tight braid. Her
attention fidgets from thing to thing as she examines everything with
steadfast curiosity.
Kamorra is in excellent condition.

Kamorra says 'greetings Gleeman'

Meiffret gestures around.

Meiffret says 'What brings you here?

Kamorra stamps here foot!

Kamorra says 'im a novice!'

blink
You blink your eyes innocently.

Meiffret says 'A novice?

Meiffret frowns deeply.

Meiffret says 'A novice what?

frown
What's bothering you?

Meiffret says 'A novice barmaid, perhaps?

Kamorra says 'a novice of the white tower, I'm traing to be an Aes Sedai one day'

frown
What's bothering you?

Meiffret says 'A novice Aes Sedai?

Meiffret tilts his head.

Kamorra says 'no no no'

Kamorra says 'just novice'

Meiffret says 'You must either be Aes Sedai or not.

frown
What's bothering you?

Meiffret says 'JUST novice...

Kamorra sniffs Meiffret.

blink
You blink your eyes innocently.

Meiffret says 'But...

Meiffret holds up a hand.

Kamorra says 'you smell like a tavern'

Meiffret says 'You must be a novice of something...

Meiffret looks down at himself.

Meiffret sniffs his sleeve.

Meiffret says 'It seems I mistook ale for my bathwater this morning.

frown
What's bothering you?

Meiffret says 'Perhaps you can help bathe me again?

wink kamorra
You wink suggestively at Kamorra.

Kamorra scrunches up her nose.

Kamorra says 'yuck!'

sigh
You sigh.

Meiffret mutters, 'It was worth a try...'

Meiffret says 'Well!

Kamorra grabs her braid in one hand and tugs it hard.

Meiffret looks around the square.

Kamorra says 'men'

Meiffret says 'Miss Novice. Of nothing. Why are you HERE?

Kamorra mutters to herself in complete disgust.

Meiffret gestures around the square.

Kamorra says 'here exactly'

Meiffret points at the ground.

Kamorra says 'to get a drink from the fountain...'

Meiffret says 'Right here. What brings you to the square here?

Kamorra sips from the fountain.

nod
You nod in agreement.

Meiffret looks into the fountain.

frown
What's bothering you?

Meiffret says 'Wait...

Meiffret holds up a hand.

Meiffret steps over to the fountain edge.

Meiffret peers in carefully.

Meiffret says 'Do you mean to tell me...

Meiffret pauses in thought.

Meiffret rubs his chin.

Meiffret says 'You mean to tell me this is not a toilet?

Meiffret leans back and looks at you carefully.

Kamorra starts scolding you.

Kamorra says 'you know it isn't!'

Meiffret takes three steps back and holds up his hands.

Meiffret says 'Well I do now!

Meiffret murmurs, 'Too bad I didn't know not a few moments before you arrived...'

Meiffret coughs politely.

Kamorra says 'gross!'

Meiffret says 'Ahem... I uh... I hope the water tasted fresh.

Meiffret says 'Perhaps I can make it up to you?

flourish
You flourish grandly.

Meiffret says 'I am an acclaimed Gleeman, after all.

Kamorra crosses her arms and pouts.

Meiffret says 'I... Uh...

Meiffret looks around wildly.

frown
What's bothering you?

Meiffret says 'Ah!

Kamorra tries to blink back the tears...

Meiffret looks up with excitement.

Meiffret says 'I could sing you a song?

Kamorra bursts into tears.

Meiffret says 'Uh...

frown
What's bothering you?

Meiffret says 'Whatever is the matter?!

Meiffret says 'The only girls I make cry are the ones after...

Meiffret stops abruptly.

Meiffret says 'Nevermind.

Kamorra sits down on a bench.

Kamorra holds her hands over her face.

Meiffret walks over cautiously.

Meiffret tentatively pats your shoulder.

Meiffret says 'There... Uh... There...

Kamorra screams loudly!

Meiffret stammers, 'Uh... Your face isn't that ug...'

Meiffret jumps back, 'EEE-YAHHH!'

Meiffret says 'What happened?!

Kamorra clambers to her feet.

Kamorra says 'you scared me!'

Meiffret jumps back further.

Meiffret says 'AHHHHH!

Meiffret says 'I changed my mind! Cover it! Cover it!

Meiffret holds his hands over his face, blocking his eyes.

Kamorra growls menacingly.

Meiffret dares a small peak.

Kamorra says 'mean, mean man'

Kamorra gets a plate of roast potatoes and turnips from a backpack.

Meiffret says 'I... Uh...

Kamorra eats a plate of roast potatoes and turnips.

Meiffret stammers, 'I... No. It's not too bad...'

Meiffret says 'Please.

Meiffret stands up taller.

Meiffret says 'How can I make it up to you?

Kamorra turns away from Meiffret and looks the other way.

frown
What's bothering you?

Meiffret says 'Well.

Meiffret scratches his head.

Kamorra peeks over her shoulder.

Meiffret says 'Perhaps I'll just sing a song.

Meiffret steals a sideways glance.

Meiffret says 'About no-one in particular...

Meiffret coughs to clear his throat.

Meiffret says 'A-HEM!

Meiffret lifts his voice to sing.

Meiffret sings, 'On a sunny day, when the clouds were away, and the water all shone a-blue.'

Meiffret sings, 'When the trees in the fields and the flowers in the grass and the cows who all went moo.'

Meiffret sings, 'On that day, the fountain went away and turned into a lava-toryyyy.'

Meiffret sings, 'And along came a lass who knew not of the crass, that was about to befall her salivaryyyy.'

Kamorra spins around.

Kamorra says 'gross!'

Meiffret sings, 'For the fountain wasn't just blue, but had a slight tinge too...'

Meiffret sings, 'A tinge something more greeeeeen.

Meiffret sings, 'For not a moment before...'

Kamorra starts scolding you.

Meiffret sings, 'FOR NOT A MOMENT BEFOOOOOREEE...'

Meiffret sings, 'The fountain was where the gleeman had been.'

bow
You bow deeply.

Meiffret says 'Ta-da!

Meiffret says 'Well, lass. I can only hope that cheered you up.

Meiffret says 'I'm afraid I must be going now. I do so hope you work out exactly what you want to be a novice of.

Meiffret looks towards the north.

Kamorra says 'I don't think that word means what you think it means'

Meiffret says 'Perhaps the White Tower needs a new cleaning lady.

shrug
You shrug.

wave
You wave.

Meiffret says 'Farewell.

Kamorra waves.

Meiffret leaves south.

[Kamorra]

From Kamorra's perspective...

Tower Square
This side of the square is the southern section of the Tower Square.
In the center is the walled off White Tower. To the south a large
boulevard opens up leading to the Southharbor. To the north you see
the southern gate of the tower grounds. The square continues east
and west.
A large banner rests here, depicting a map of Tar Valon.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A marble bench, flecked with gold and bronze, adorns the floor.
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
An elaborately sculpted marble fountain splashes merrily.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
A warder stands nearby, calm yet poised to leap into battle.
A guardsman watches the streets for signs of trouble.
A smartly dressed man ambles about here.
A keen eyed, sun-darkened man struts about here.
Meiffret A'Hara the Drunken Bard is standing here.
The Tar Valon town crier stands here, spreading the news.

dr water
A tense warder leaves west.
Kamorra drinks the water.

Kamorra curtseys to her audience.

dr water
Kamorra drinks the water.
Kamorra doesn't feel thirsty any more.

Meiffret smiles at Kamorra.

Meiffret says 'Hello lass.'

Meiffret looks at Kamorra.

A smartly dressed man leaves south.
The Wheel of Time turns towards the Light...

Kamorra says 'greetings Gleeman'

Meiffret gestures around.

Meiffret says 'What brings you here?'

A riverboat captain leaves south.

Kamorra stamps here foot!

Kamorra says 'im a novice!'

Meiffret blinks his eyes innocently.

Meiffret says 'A novice?'

Meiffret frowns deeply.

A gambler has arrived from the east.

Meiffret says 'A novice what?'

Meiffret frowns.

Kamorra says 'a novice of the white tower, I'm traing to be an Aes Sedai one day'

Meiffret says 'A novice barmaid, perhaps?'

A guardsman wrinkles his forehead.

A guardsman says 'All Sedai have much to concern themselves with in these troubled times.'

A guardsman says 'We are honoured to protect Tar Valon so they can focus on other matters.'

A guardsman smiles happily.
A gambler leaves east.
Meiffret frowns.

Meiffret says 'A novice Aes Sedai?'

Meiffret tilts his head.
Tiro has arrived from the west, riding a warhorse.
A crow has arrived from the west.

Tiro leaves east riding a warhorse.
A crow leaves east.

Kamorra says 'no no no'

Kamorra says 'just novice'

Meiffret says 'You must either be Aes Sedai or not.'

Meiffret frowns.

Meiffret says 'JUST novice...'

Kamorra sniffs Meiffret.

Meiffret blinks his eyes innocently.

Meiffret says 'But...'

Meiffret holds up a hand.

Kamorra says 'you smell like a tavern'

Meiffret says 'You must be a novice of something...'

Meiffret looks down at himself.

Meiffret sniffs his sleeve.

Meiffret says 'It seems I mistook ale for my bathwater this morning.'

The River Lady has arrived at the docks.

Meiffret frowns.

Meiffret says 'Perhaps you can help bathe me again?'

Meiffret winks suggestively at Kamorra.

Kamorra scrunches up her nose.

A smartly dressed man has arrived from the south.

Kamorra says 'yuck!'

Meiffret sighs loudly.

Meiffret mutters, 'It was worth a try...'

Meiffret says 'Well!'

Kamorra grabs her braid in one hand and tugs it hard.

Meiffret looks around the square.

Kamorra says 'men'

Meiffret says 'Miss Novice. Of nothing. Why are you HERE?'

Kamorra mutters in disgust.

Meiffret gestures around the square.

A riverboat captain has arrived from the south.

Kamorra says 'here exactly'

A guardsman leaves south.

Meiffret points at the ground.

Kamorra says 'to get a drink from the fountain...'

Meiffret says 'Right here. What brings you to the square here?'

sip fountain
It tastes like water.
Kamorra doesn't feel thirsty any more.

Meiffret nods in agreement.

Meiffret looks into the fountain.

Meiffret frowns.

Meiffret says 'Wait...'

Meiffret holds up a hand.

The sun casts a golden glow over the city.

Meiffret steps over to the fountain edge.

Meiffret peers in carefully.

Meiffret says 'Do you mean to tell me...'

A smartly dressed man leaves west.

Meiffret pauses in thought.

Meiffret rubs his chin.

Meiffret says 'You mean to tell me this is not a toilet?'

Meiffret leans back and looks at you carefully.

Kamorra scolds Meiffret.

Kamorra says 'you know it isn't!'

The day has begun.

Meiffret takes three steps back and holds up his hands.

Meiffret says 'Well I do now!'

A city lamplighter extinguishes a streetlamp.

Meiffret murmurs, 'Too bad I didn't know not a few moments before you arrived...'

Meiffret coughs politely.

A guardsman has arrived from the south.

Kamorra says 'gross!'

Meiffret says 'Ahem... I uh... I hope the water tasted fresh.'

The fountain splashes merrily, light sparkling beautifully on the surface of the water.

A guardsman leaves east.

Meiffret says 'Perhaps I can make it up to you?'

Meiffret flourishes grandly.

Meiffret says 'I am an acclaimed Gleeman, after all.'

Kamorra crosses her arms and pouts.

A guardsman has arrived from the east.

Meiffret says 'I... Uh...'

Meiffret looks around wildly.

Meiffret frowns.

Meiffret says 'Ah!'

Kamorra tries to blink back the tears...

Meiffret looks up with excitement.

Meiffret says 'I could sing you a song?'

Kamorra bursts into tears.

Meiffret says 'Uh...'

Meiffret frowns.

Meiffret says 'Whatever is the matter?!'

Meiffret says 'The only girls I make cry are the ones after...'

Meiffret stops abruptly.

Meiffret says 'Nevermind.'

Kamorra sit down on a bench.

Kamorra holds her hands over her face.

Meiffret walks over cautiously.

Meiffret tentatively pats your shoulder.

Kamorra screams loudly!

Meiffret says 'There... Uh... There...'

Meiffret stammers, 'Uh... Your face isn't that ug...'

Meiffret jumps back, 'EEE-YAHHH!'

A riverboat captain leaves west.

Meiffret says 'What happened?!'

Kamorra stands up.

Kamorra says 'you scared me!'

Meiffret jumps back further.

Meiffret says 'AHHHHH!'

Meiffret says 'I changed my mind! Cover it! Cover it!'

Meiffret holds his hands over his face, blocking his eyes.

Kamorra is currently working solo.

Kamorra growls menacingly.

Meiffret dares a small peak.

Kamorra says 'mean, mean man'

Kamorra gets a plate of roast potatoes and turnips from a backpack.

Meiffret says 'I... Uh...'
Kamorra eats the food.
Kamorra is full.

Meiffret stammers, 'I... No. It's not too bad...'

Meiffret says 'Please.'

Meiffret stands up taller.

Meiffret says 'How can I make it up to you?'

A rugged traveller bellows 'I have replenished my supplies and am heading back to the woods soon.'
A rugged traveller bellows 'For instruction in the ways of the outdoors, come to me in Eastside Avenue.'

Kamorra turns away from Meiffret and looks the other way.

A guardsman leaves east.

Meiffret frowns.

Meiffret says 'Well.'

Meiffret scratches his head.

Kamorra peeks over her shoulder.

Meiffret says 'Perhaps I'll just sing a song.'

Meiffret steals a sideways glance.

Meiffret says 'About no-one in particular...'

Meiffret coughs to clear his throat.

Meiffret says 'A-HEM!'

Meiffret lifts his voice to sing.

Meiffret sings, 'On a sunny day, when the clouds were away, and the water all shone a-blue.'

The gleeman has arrived from the west.

Meiffret sings, 'When the trees in the fields and the flowers in the grass and the cows who all went moo.'

Meiffret sings, 'On that day, the fountain went away and turned into a lava-toryyyy.'

The River Lady has arrived at the docks.

Kamorra spins around.

Meiffret sings, 'And along came a lass who knew not of the crass, that was about to befall her salivaryyyy.'

Kamorra says 'gross!'

Meiffret sings, 'For the fountain wasn't just blue, but had a slight tinge too...'

Meiffret sings, 'A tinge something more greeeeeen.

Meiffret sings, 'For not a moment before...'

ld meiffret
Kamorra scolds Meiffret.

Meiffret sings, 'FOR NOT A MOMENT BEFOOOOOREEE...'

The mysterious lady has arrived from the west.

Meiffret sings, 'The fountain was where the gleeman had been.'

A beggar has arrived from the east.

Meiffret bows deeply.

Meiffret says 'Ta-da!'

The gleeman leaves east.

The sun sets, washing the city in fiery colors.

Meiffret says 'Well, lass. I can only hope that cheered you up.'

Meiffret says 'I'm afraid I must be going now. I do so hope you work out exactly what you want to be a novice of.'

Meiffret looks towards the north.

Kamorra says 'I don't think that word means what you think it means'

A beggar leaves west.
The gleeman has arrived from the east.
The night has begun.

Someone says 'Perhaps the White Tower needs a new cleaning lady.'

Someone shrugs helplessly.

Someone waves.

Someone holds something above his head.
Kamorra waves.

Meiffret says 'Farewell.'

Meiffret leaves south.

Kamorra tells Meiffret 'have a good night '

Meiffret tells Kamorra 'and you'

[Santino]

Masterpiece after masterpiece. I laughed, I cried, and this made my night. Thanks for sharing.

[Hiroko]

Kamorra says 'I don't think that word means what you think it means

Great line that will forever bring Mandy Patinkin and a memorable movie to mind. I laughed out loud - At that and the whole affair. Salivary. Hahaha