Statting Rituals

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cael
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Statting Rituals

Post by cael » Sat Feb 18, 2017 4:23 am

Anyone have a wacky statting ritual they do, like praying, or killing a certain mob before hitting lvl 3?

Serge
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Re: Statting Rituals

Post by Serge » Sat Feb 18, 2017 4:31 am

I gather the blood of the fallen saplings and spread it across my naked body. From there I spend the next 3 hours singing praise of the Halls of Glory so that I may recieve stats worthy of Valhalla. I gather the remaining blood and burn it with the scalp of 3 deer. If this appeases the Gods I receive worthy stats.

Nettle
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Re: Statting Rituals

Post by Nettle » Sat Feb 18, 2017 4:35 am

Like my personal relationships, I just lower my standards and everything works out.

Dartes
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Re: Statting Rituals

Post by Dartes » Sat Feb 18, 2017 8:21 am

Serge wrote:I gather the blood of the fallen saplings and spread it across my naked body. From there I spend the next 3 hours singing praise of the Halls of Glory so that I may recieve stats worthy of Valhalla. I gather the remaining blood and burn it with the scalp of 3 deer. If this appeases the Gods I receive worthy stats.
Woah, I thought I was the only one that did this! Spooky!

Serge
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Re: Statting Rituals

Post by Serge » Sat Feb 18, 2017 8:21 am

There can only be one.

Thatguy

Re: Statting Rituals

Post by Thatguy » Sat Feb 18, 2017 8:53 am

Dartes that response was supposed to be to Nettle quote.

Taziar
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Re: Statting Rituals

Post by Taziar » Sat Feb 18, 2017 9:29 am

Nettle wrote:Like my personal relationships, I just lower my standards and everything works out.
FTW!

Jael
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Re: Statting Rituals

Post by Jael » Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:29 am

Nettle wrote:Like my personal relationships, I just lower my standards and everything works out.
11/10

Maranta
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Re: Statting Rituals

Post by Maranta » Tue Feb 28, 2017 7:59 pm

After hitting level 3, I won't check stats right away.

First, I'll type score to see what HPs are like, as sort of a preview of what con I might have in store. Then, if statting with any kind of heavier weapon, I'll see if I'm still wielding it or if it has been kicked to inventory, as a preview of how str might be shaping up.

That way, it's both an easier let-down when I finally type stat (knowing that either str or con was already poo), and a ramping-up of anticipation.

The whole thing reminds me of Homer in that certain old Simpsons episode where he's playing a scratch-off game at the Kwik-E-Mart:

<scratches>

"Liberty Bell..."

<scratches> <gasp>

"Ah! Another Liberty Bell..."

<scratches>

"D'OH! That purple fruit thing!"

Rudra
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Re: Statting Rituals

Post by Rudra » Tue Feb 28, 2017 9:11 pm

Maranta wrote:After hitting level 3, I won't check stats right away.

First, I'll type score to see what HPs are like, as sort of a preview of what con I might have in store. Then, if statting with any kind of heavier weapon, I'll see if I'm still wielding it or if it has been kicked to inventory, as a preview of how str might be shaping up.

That way, it's both an easier let-down when I finally type stat (knowing that either str or con was already poo), and a ramping-up of anticipation.


I used to do this as well. *chuckle*

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