Funny quotes.

[aayan]

* R HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Rolling Hills
Just a little ways from the road the hills start their endless roll to the
west and south. At the top of the hill one can see in the distance to the
south some thick tree lines and to the north the winding Far Madding Road.
The road is accessible to both the north and the east. To the south is a
small group of trees atop one of the hills.
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
Zone: Glancor
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby, being ridden by you.
A brazen young hare thumps his powerful hind legs nearby.
A wild goose struts and flaps its wings, angrily honking at your intrusion.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
dh
[dia horse]
A gray palfrey is in excellent condition.
A gray palfrey is weary.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
is
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

* R HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
trop goose
** TROPHY **
------------
1, a wild goose

* R HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >

A wild goose LEAVES north. ^^

[Roberto]

Welcome to the Wheel of Time! Type 'help' for information.
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Center of the Courtyard
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
Zone: Fal Dara
North: A tough Shienaran soldier waits here.
West: A tough Shienaran soldier waits here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A hanging lantern lights the path.
A tough Shienaran soldier waits here.
A gray haired weaponsmaster stands nearby.
An Illuminator's assistant stands here carrying some colored tubes.

You were rented for 0.28 days. Since you went linkless and/or idled out, you are charged double.
Your last allowance of per day covers all charges.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
eq
You are using:
Nothing.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
who
Players
There is(are): unknown player(s) on LS and unknown player(s) on DS as of 2026-01-12T01:29:01Z
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Roberto al"Farath of Malkier
Tazenia Nerenhald
Draimin Clai [Illian Companion] WANTED(1)
Aayan Soradrin, Slightly Above Average at Almost Everything [Kandori Merchants' Guild]

4 players displayed.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
change tital al'Farath of Malkier
Fields: autoscan, description, email, passphrase, posture, mood, spam, title, wimpy.
save
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Saving Roberto.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
l
Center of the Courtyard
Across the courtyard before you stands the true Keep of Fal Dara. This is the
residence of Lord Agelmar, whose family has ruled this city for generations.
The courtyard stretches off to the sides. The Keep's stables are off to the
west, and the guard barracks oversee the courtyard from the eastern end.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
Zone: Fal Dara
North: A tough Shienaran soldier waits here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A hanging lantern lights the path.
A tough Shienaran soldier waits here.
A gray haired weaponsmaster stands nearby.
An Illuminator's assistant stands here carrying some colored tubes.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

A soldier says 'you're naked, m'lord'

say That I am. That I am.
.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

A soldier says 'think of the kids, and t he women, they shouldn't be seein you like that'

say A blade pointed towards the dark one should always be respected no matter the size soldier.
You say 'A blade pointed towards the dark one should always be respected no matter the size soldier.

Aayan chats 'I smell something... off...'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
emote stretches in confidence even through the freezing cold and immense hangover.
You emote: Roberto stretches in confidence even through the freezing cold and immense hangover.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

A soldier leaves south. vv

[aayan]

Solid contribution!

The post.. not your.. dinkus that's flappin about.

[Nylen]

Did a TAR hit, got Mayene, and nobody had great search, except apparently me!

Thought this was funny:
Giuseppe says 'I was going to mke fun of the smobbing gleeman earlier'
Giuseppe says 'then hes the firetruck that saved the entire adventure'

[Faiz]

Do not wake a sleeping dreadlord!

* R HP:Scratched SP:Strong MV:Strong > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Neshaminy - Low Slope
Faiz - On Top of the Tree

* R HP:Scratched SP:Strong MV:Strong > nar no hide
You narrate 'no hide'

Neshaminy has arrived from below.

* R HP:Scratched SP:Strong MV:Strong > e
You feel the flows of saidin coursing through your body.

* R HP:Scratched SP:Strong MV:Strong > neshaminyhl neshaminy
You begin to weave the appropriate flows...

-=+**+=- -=+*
Ok.
You channel flows of Air and Spirit into Neshaminy, healing him.

* R HP:Scratched SP:Good MV:Strong >
You begin to weave the appropriate flows...

-=+**+=- -=+*
Ok.
You channel flows of Air and Spirit into Neshaminy, healing him.

* R HP:Scratched SP:Good MV:Strong > r
Ok.

* R HP:Scratched SP:Good MV:Strong > sleep
You go to sleep.

R HP:Scratched SP:Good MV:Strong > emote for sps
You emote:
R HP:Scratched SP:Good MV:Strong >
You suddenly feel less protected.

R HP:Scratched SP:Strong MV:Fresh >
You are awakened by Neshaminy.

* R HP:Scratched SP:Strong MV:Fresh >
Neshaminy tries to pierce *Giuseppe*, but he deflects the blow.
Neshaminy panics, and attempts to flee!

* R HP:Scratched SP:Strong MV:Fresh >
Neshaminy panics, and attempts to flee!

* R HP:Scratched SP:Strong MV:Fresh >
Neshaminy avoids being bashed by *Giuseppe* who loses his balance and falls!

* R HP:Scratched SP:Strong MV:Fresh >
*Sarinda* tries to pierce you, but you parry successfully.

* R HP:Scratched SP:Strong MV:Fresh - Sarinda: Hurt >
Neshaminy panics, and attempts to flee!

* R HP:Scratched SP:Strong MV:Fresh - Sarinda: Hurt > wake
sta

You try to strike *Sarinda*, but she parries successfully.
*Sarinda* tries to pierce you, but you parry successfully.

* R HP:Scratched SP:Strong MV:Fresh - Sarinda: Hurt > You are already awake...
Neshaminy leaves down.
*Sarinda* panics, and attempts to flee!

* R HP:Scratched SP:Strong MV:Fresh - Sarinda: Hurt > Do you not consider fighting as
standing?
*Sarinda* leaves down riding a warhorse.

* R HP:Scratched SP:Strong MV:Fresh > look
where
On Top of the Tree
The beauty of the panorama here is incredible. Hanging tightly on to the
branches, you can spot a tower on a high hill off to the northeast. The
scenery from here is so peaceful and quiet. A faint breeze cools you and
relaxes any tensions you may have had. The branches look too weak to support
any weight beyond this height.
[ obvious exits: D ]
*Giuseppe* is standing here, riding a chestnut stallion.
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil, being
ridden by you.

f
* R HP:Scratched SP:Strong MV:Fresh > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Neshaminy - Angling Slope
Faiz - On Top of the Tree

* R HP:Scratched SP:Strong MV:Fresh > PANIC! You couldn't escape!

* R HP:Scratched SP:Strong MV:Fresh > e

*Giuseppe* tries to slash you, but you parry successfully.

* R HP:Scratched SP:Strong MV:Fresh - Giuseppe: Beaten > channel 'fireball' h.giuseppe
You feel the flows of saidin coursing through your body.

* R HP:Scratched SP:Strong MV:Fresh - Giuseppe: Beaten > You begin to weave the appropriate flows...

-=+**+=-
You dodge a bash from *Giuseppe* who loses his balance and falls!

-=channel 'fireball' h.giuseppe
+
Ok.
Fire coalesces into a ball at your hands, which you launch at *Giuseppe*.

* R HP:Scratched SP:Good MV:Fresh - Giuseppe: Critical > You begin to weave the appropriate flows...

channel 'flame' h.giuseppe
-
Neshaminy has arrived from below.
*Sarinda* has arrived from below, riding a warhorse.

=
*Sarinda* tries to pierce Neshaminy, but he parries successfully.

Cancelled.
You begin to weave the appropriate flows...

-=
Neshaminy panics, and attempts to flee!

+**+=
*Sarinda* tries to pierce Neshaminy, but he deflects the blow.
You try to strike *Giuseppe*, but he parries successfully.
Ok.
You feel the Weave of the Wheel tighten around you.
You receive your share of experience...
Still better. Experience pays off.
Streaks of Fire burn through *Giuseppe*, leaving only a blackened corpse.
*Giuseppe* is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear *Giuseppe*'s death cry.