Weird PONR, never seen it from this side!

[Loomis]

First off, i'd like to know how many clicked on this because they read weird porn ;p Secondly, I have seen some PONR stabs before, but none quite like this...usually its me getting hit, not doing the hitting.




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* S HP:Scratched MV:Winded > Branch Path
[ obvious exits: E W ]
A tough Shienaran soldier waits here.
*Koagan* is standing here, riding a warhorse.
A Shienaran sergeant watches for the enemy here.

* S HP:Scratched MV:Winded > [hide ]
You attempt to hide yourself.

* S HP:Scratched MV:Winded >
[backstab h.human]
You silently approach your victim...


A sergeant tries to blast you, but you deflect the blow.
A sergeant bellows 'gwUAF Iyf fB@r fJxJr _cOFxf xXG Zr?n f_bAaaC_'

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A sergeant tries to blast you, but you parry successfully.

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You try to stab a sergeant, but he parries successfully. <--------- 2 dirks, 2 attacks...only seems fitting!
A sergeant tries to blast you, but you parry successfully.
*Koagan* makes a strange sound as you place a pair of moonstone hilted dirks in his back!
*Koagan* is dead! R.I.P.
You feel the Weave of the Wheel tighten around you.
Still better. Experience pays off.
Your blood freezes as you hear *Koagan*'s death cry.

o S HP:Scratched MV:Winded - a sergeant: Scratched >
gac
nar rip

[Rig]

Sexiness

[Loomis]

It is less sexy because he las LD :( I wish he wasn't so we would know if it looked like *someone* or *Loomis* tries to stab a sergeant.

[Rig]

Nooooooo

[Equitant]

You're terrible even in success Rig!