Funny quotes.
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Hress narrates 'heh ds killing horses under me'
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Raizu narrates 'i kind of like how i dont have 2 read news and can rely on wotmud for lols + info'
Raizu narrates '#bestgame'
Raizu narrates '#bestgame'
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You narrate 'I'M BEING ACCOSTED'
Raizu narrates 'have you found humans yet rig'
You narrate 'no'
Raizu narrates 'tbh how will you possibly'
You narrate 'oh someone must have followed me'
You narrate 'wait'
Raizu narrates 'at this time there's like 2 people on ls, and 1 of them is me'
You narrate 'am I tracking myself'
Raizu narrates 'LOL'
You narrate 'I just '
You narrate 'rekt myself'
Nooro narrates 'hahahah'
You narrate 'fuk'
Raizu narrates 'that also fits funny quotes'
Nooro narrates 'we sent our best scout'
Raizu narrates 'have you found humans yet rig'
You narrate 'no'
Raizu narrates 'tbh how will you possibly'
You narrate 'oh someone must have followed me'
You narrate 'wait'
Raizu narrates 'at this time there's like 2 people on ls, and 1 of them is me'
You narrate 'am I tracking myself'
Raizu narrates 'LOL'
You narrate 'I just '
You narrate 'rekt myself'
Nooro narrates 'hahahah'
You narrate 'fuk'
Raizu narrates 'that also fits funny quotes'
Nooro narrates 'we sent our best scout'
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o HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You have been idle, and are pulled into a void.
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The lightning stops.
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The Amador alarm horn sounds loudly in the distance.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
*Laurian* has entered the game.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
*Laurian* drawls 'H]b VkAUt' Hey Arkan
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The Amador alarm horn sounds loudly in the distance.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > sa wtf
You are returned from the void. damn
You say 'wtf'
You have been idle, and are pulled into a void.
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The lightning stops.
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The Amador alarm horn sounds loudly in the distance.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
*Laurian* has entered the game.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
*Laurian* drawls 'H]b VkAUt' Hey Arkan
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The Amador alarm horn sounds loudly in the distance.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > sa wtf
You are returned from the void. damn
You say 'wtf'
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Don't mind us horsebashing ur fellow human to death
* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Hurt > Do you not consider fighting as standing?
* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Hurt > bash
They already seem to be stunned.
* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Hurt > bash
They already seem to be stunned.
* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Hurt >
Djak smites *Daelish*'s left arm hard.
You slash *Daelish*'s body hard.
A shivering tree barely tickles Daelish's body with its hit.
Hamfist hacks *Daelish*'s body hard.
* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Wounded >
Naugrim sends a warhorse sprawling with a powerful bash!
bash
ull MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Wounded >
*DAELISH* PANICS AND ATTEMPTS TO FLEE!
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Naugrim narrates 'thanks for staying friends'
+
*DAELISH* PANICS AND ATTEMPTS TO FLEE!
*Daelish* tries to flee, but is too exhausted!
*
Naugrim misses a kick at a warhorse's groin, much to a warhorse's relief...
=
A shivering tree barely tickles Daelish's body with its hit.
*Daelish* barely blasts Hamfist's body.
As *Daelish* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!
This session you've missed 35 out of 78 bashes (55% landed)
* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Wounded >
*Daelish* avoids being bashed by Djak who loses his balance and falls!
* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Wounded >
Hamfist sends *Daelish* sprawling with a powerful bash!
* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Wounded >
*Roest* has arrived from the west, riding a |2|.Domani razor.
*Solen* has arrived from the west, riding a |3|.bloodstock stallion.
* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Wounded > nar yesss
*Solen* leans over and cuts the bloody scalp from the corpse of Hadrin.
* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Wounded >
Naugrim slashes a warhorse's left leg into bloody fragments!
A shivering tree barely tickles Daelish's body with its hit.
Hamfist hacks *Daelish*'s right arm.
* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Wounded > bash
*Roest* leaves south riding a Domani razor.
*Solen* leaves south riding a bloodstock stallion.
* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Wounded >
Xiric places a silver-winged basilard in the back of *Kalabra*, resulting in some strange noises and blood!
*KALABRA* PANICS AND ATTEMPTS TO FLEE!
* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Wounded > You narrate 'yesss'
* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Wounded > They already seem to be stunned.
* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Wounded > bash
Xiric swiftly dodges *Kalabra*'s attempt to pierce him.
A warhorse barely tickles Naugrim's left arm with his hit.
Djak smites *Daelish*'s left arm hard.
You slash *Daelish*'s right hand hard.
A shivering tree barely hits Daelish's right foot.
Hamfist barely hacks *Daelish*'s body.
*Kalabra* leaves south.
* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Wounded > They already seem to be stunned.
* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Wounded > bash
Hamfist narrates 'LOL'
Djak narrates 'solen haha'
Hamfist narrates 'solen = legend'
Djak narrates 'came in for sneak scalp'
Naugrim narrates 'lol'
Hamfist narrates 'what a douche'
* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Hurt > Do you not consider fighting as standing?
* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Hurt > bash
They already seem to be stunned.
* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Hurt > bash
They already seem to be stunned.
* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Hurt >
Djak smites *Daelish*'s left arm hard.
You slash *Daelish*'s body hard.
A shivering tree barely tickles Daelish's body with its hit.
Hamfist hacks *Daelish*'s body hard.
* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Wounded >
Naugrim sends a warhorse sprawling with a powerful bash!
bash
ull MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Wounded >
*DAELISH* PANICS AND ATTEMPTS TO FLEE!
-
Naugrim narrates 'thanks for staying friends'
+
*DAELISH* PANICS AND ATTEMPTS TO FLEE!
*Daelish* tries to flee, but is too exhausted!
*
Naugrim misses a kick at a warhorse's groin, much to a warhorse's relief...
=
A shivering tree barely tickles Daelish's body with its hit.
*Daelish* barely blasts Hamfist's body.
As *Daelish* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!
This session you've missed 35 out of 78 bashes (55% landed)
* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Wounded >
*Daelish* avoids being bashed by Djak who loses his balance and falls!
* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Wounded >
Hamfist sends *Daelish* sprawling with a powerful bash!
* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Wounded >
*Roest* has arrived from the west, riding a |2|.Domani razor.
*Solen* has arrived from the west, riding a |3|.bloodstock stallion.
* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Wounded > nar yesss
*Solen* leans over and cuts the bloody scalp from the corpse of Hadrin.
* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Wounded >
Naugrim slashes a warhorse's left leg into bloody fragments!
A shivering tree barely tickles Daelish's body with its hit.
Hamfist hacks *Daelish*'s right arm.
* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Wounded > bash
*Roest* leaves south riding a Domani razor.
*Solen* leaves south riding a bloodstock stallion.
* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Wounded >
Xiric places a silver-winged basilard in the back of *Kalabra*, resulting in some strange noises and blood!
*KALABRA* PANICS AND ATTEMPTS TO FLEE!
* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Wounded > You narrate 'yesss'
* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Wounded > They already seem to be stunned.
* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Wounded > bash
Xiric swiftly dodges *Kalabra*'s attempt to pierce him.
A warhorse barely tickles Naugrim's left arm with his hit.
Djak smites *Daelish*'s left arm hard.
You slash *Daelish*'s right hand hard.
A shivering tree barely hits Daelish's right foot.
Hamfist barely hacks *Daelish*'s body.
*Kalabra* leaves south.
* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Wounded > They already seem to be stunned.
* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Tiring - Hamfist: Hurt - Daelish: Wounded > bash
Hamfist narrates 'LOL'
Djak narrates 'solen haha'
Hamfist narrates 'solen = legend'
Djak narrates 'came in for sneak scalp'
Naugrim narrates 'lol'
Hamfist narrates 'what a douche'
Re: Funny quotes.
Hey I know you are dieing and that we have way more but I am going to take this scalp and let you die.
Bai friend.
Bai friend.
Re: Funny quotes.
You say 'heal'
* R HP:Critical MV:Strong > They aren't here.
* R HP:Critical MV:Strong > change mood brave
kill dark
Mood changed to: Brave
kill dark
* R HP:Critical MV:Strong > They aren't here.
* R HP:Critical MV:Strong > They aren't here.
* R HP:Critical MV:Strong >
Mattimeo says 'atlan group me'
* R HP:Critical MV:Strong > say if sps
kill dark
You say 'if sps'
* R HP:Critical MV:Strong > They aren't here.
* R HP:Critical MV:Strong >
Draz says 'ill spam 1d'
* R HP:Critical MV:Strong > grou all
kill dark
Enoch is now a member of your group.
Mattimeo is now a member of your group.
Someone is now a member of your group.
Someone is now a member of your group.
* R HP:Critical MV:Strong > They aren't here.
* R HP:Critical MV:Strong >
Enoch says 'group me too'
* R HP:Critical MV:Strong >
Hasp heals you.
* R HP:Critical MV:Strong > They aren't here.
* R HP:Critical MV:Strong > change mood brave
kill dark
Mood changed to: Brave
kill dark
* R HP:Critical MV:Strong > They aren't here.
* R HP:Critical MV:Strong > They aren't here.
* R HP:Critical MV:Strong >
Mattimeo says 'atlan group me'
* R HP:Critical MV:Strong > say if sps
kill dark
You say 'if sps'
* R HP:Critical MV:Strong > They aren't here.
* R HP:Critical MV:Strong >
Draz says 'ill spam 1d'
* R HP:Critical MV:Strong > grou all
kill dark
Enoch is now a member of your group.
Mattimeo is now a member of your group.
Someone is now a member of your group.
Someone is now a member of your group.
* R HP:Critical MV:Strong > They aren't here.
* R HP:Critical MV:Strong >
Enoch says 'group me too'
* R HP:Critical MV:Strong >
Hasp heals you.
Re: Funny quotes.
Found this while deleting a bunch of stuff on my old laptop. From 2013, and no one outside of wotmud will get the jokes, so fwiw:
Biggest hoarder in the books was Tam. It's pretty obvious that he yoinked the heron from group pk during the Aiel war, ran off with it, offered to trade it to some noname player for an uberstatted mc with sick physicals like Mangler, then ripped off that player by walking off with the char and heron. Waited till he had levelled Rand up to 20 or so, and for what 5 mud years, hoarded the heron in his EF storage and then transferred it to Rand.
Early on Rand offers to trade it to Lan for an uberhunter but Lan just tells him to xp and learn the game and wait on rerolls thinking he's a 17 17 newbie hunter. Rand essentially just sits in cities, or when he's outside spams narrs till he has a group of 5-6 including a bonded pair, a wb, a master and an fc minimum, a bit like Markus. You'll see that a bunch of players keep trying to get him to pk, including some heron fade which is probably Jaster, but he keeps running into the nearest city and emote RPing in random taverns with Thom. At one point Padan Fain gets fed up and tries to doorbush, and almost gets him, but Rand spams narrs for Mat to hit, then flees out when he's buffing and screws him over.
By the end of book 3, which is a very long time - maybe 2 mud years? Rand decides to actually pk with the heron, and what does he pk? Not group pk no - he basically sets up a 1v1 in Falme with some SS player who likes to 1v1, probably Yeri before he mastered. Realizes he's utterly outskilled and starts losing badly then magically wins after he 'finds' the 'void', at beat-wounded, after closing the doors.
Then you'll notice he doesn't just take the heron, but sticks it in a no loc and probably gets Egwene to port nearby later and get it. This way he doesn't have to split it with anyone even though the only reason he stayed 1v1 was because 4 of his group kept the entire SS wholist busy, and 1 Benito type conservative BG master died and would have wanted re-eq.
We never hear about that heron again which means it's basically accumulating incredible rent credit in his Chico rent. After that he has another 1v1 with some fade - probably Lykan, who showed up to solo gank that ss pk. I forget the details but basically someone on LS makes a lot of noise on MSN for a bunch of people to log on, so LS goes from 20 to 120 who list in no time. Meanwhile, Rand baits into a door and calls 3 fcs and they all break RP by pking with an mc. Lykan mails Viv about it and she noshouts him, gives him a name change, some useless unique Aran'gar/Osan'gar dirks or something like that. And that's Rand's heron # 3 which never gets mentioned, and is in storage.
Eventually Lan gets fed up and is like I'm going Blight, r u coming? And he says you go start up pk, I'll join. Of course he doesn't want to lose his heron to a bunch of trolls, so he never goes north and keeps telling Nynaeve how Lan is going to get ganked alln gap.
Then mostly he spars these LS newbs 3-4 at a time to feel pro. Starts a PRC called Black Tower, and basically sits Tear with idle/trigger on, probably forum mudding like Oraste.
Biggest hoarder in the books was Tam. It's pretty obvious that he yoinked the heron from group pk during the Aiel war, ran off with it, offered to trade it to some noname player for an uberstatted mc with sick physicals like Mangler, then ripped off that player by walking off with the char and heron. Waited till he had levelled Rand up to 20 or so, and for what 5 mud years, hoarded the heron in his EF storage and then transferred it to Rand.
Early on Rand offers to trade it to Lan for an uberhunter but Lan just tells him to xp and learn the game and wait on rerolls thinking he's a 17 17 newbie hunter. Rand essentially just sits in cities, or when he's outside spams narrs till he has a group of 5-6 including a bonded pair, a wb, a master and an fc minimum, a bit like Markus. You'll see that a bunch of players keep trying to get him to pk, including some heron fade which is probably Jaster, but he keeps running into the nearest city and emote RPing in random taverns with Thom. At one point Padan Fain gets fed up and tries to doorbush, and almost gets him, but Rand spams narrs for Mat to hit, then flees out when he's buffing and screws him over.
By the end of book 3, which is a very long time - maybe 2 mud years? Rand decides to actually pk with the heron, and what does he pk? Not group pk no - he basically sets up a 1v1 in Falme with some SS player who likes to 1v1, probably Yeri before he mastered. Realizes he's utterly outskilled and starts losing badly then magically wins after he 'finds' the 'void', at beat-wounded, after closing the doors.
Then you'll notice he doesn't just take the heron, but sticks it in a no loc and probably gets Egwene to port nearby later and get it. This way he doesn't have to split it with anyone even though the only reason he stayed 1v1 was because 4 of his group kept the entire SS wholist busy, and 1 Benito type conservative BG master died and would have wanted re-eq.
We never hear about that heron again which means it's basically accumulating incredible rent credit in his Chico rent. After that he has another 1v1 with some fade - probably Lykan, who showed up to solo gank that ss pk. I forget the details but basically someone on LS makes a lot of noise on MSN for a bunch of people to log on, so LS goes from 20 to 120 who list in no time. Meanwhile, Rand baits into a door and calls 3 fcs and they all break RP by pking with an mc. Lykan mails Viv about it and she noshouts him, gives him a name change, some useless unique Aran'gar/Osan'gar dirks or something like that. And that's Rand's heron # 3 which never gets mentioned, and is in storage.
Eventually Lan gets fed up and is like I'm going Blight, r u coming? And he says you go start up pk, I'll join. Of course he doesn't want to lose his heron to a bunch of trolls, so he never goes north and keeps telling Nynaeve how Lan is going to get ganked alln gap.
Then mostly he spars these LS newbs 3-4 at a time to feel pro. Starts a PRC called Black Tower, and basically sits Tear with idle/trigger on, probably forum mudding like Oraste.