Fail!

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Kryyg
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Re: Fail!

Post by Kryyg » Mon Nov 06, 2017 7:10 pm

#pulmonaryembolismkills

Dimmu
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Re: Fail!

Post by Dimmu » Thu Nov 09, 2017 11:21 am

Fong narrates 'gandred got fuked up'

Beads of cold sweat emerge from *Gandred*'s face!


Then he died.

Betir
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Re: Fail!

Post by Betir » Thu Nov 09, 2017 3:44 pm

Overspammed before I saw I failed a flee, but not pumped about the damage taken in fresh abs.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Rig: Hurt >

The Shienaran commander barely lances Arkan's body.
The grizzled veteran joins the Shienaran commander's fight!
The grizzled veteran joins the Shienaran commander's fight!
The grizzled veteran joins the Shienaran commander's fight!
The grizzled veteran joins the Shienaran commander's fight!
A sergeant joins the Shienaran commander's fight!
You blast *Rig*'s right foot hard.
*Nexen* tries to stab Aira, but she parries successfully.
*Arkan* panics, and attempts to flee!

f
* R HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Rig: Hurt >
*Arkan* leaves east.
You panic and attempt to flee!


You flee head over heels.
Amongst the Rubble
[ obvious exits: E W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
*Arkan* is standing here.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Strong >
*Arkan* slashes your right leg hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


* R HP:Critical MV:Strong - Arkan: Hurt >
f
PANIC! You couldn't escape!

s
* R HP:Critical MV:Strong - Arkan: Hurt > You blast *Arkan*'s left leg.
No way! You're fighting for your life!

s
w
* R HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Arkan: Hurt >
No way! You're fighting for your life!

f
* R HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Arkan: Hurt > No way! You're fighting for your life!

s
* R HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Arkan: Hurt >
s
You panic and attempt to flee!
*Rig* has arrived from the west, riding a shadow stallion.

w
w
w
w

*Arkan* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

*Rig* tries to slice Jael, but he parries successfully.
Aira narrates 'on commie'

w

Jael tries to stab *Rig*, but he parries successfully.
*Rig* tries to slice Jael, but he parries successfully.
*Arkan* slashes your left leg hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


w

Jael panics, and attempts to flee!


Jael leaves east.


*Rig* slices your left foot hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!



*Rig* slices your right leg hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

*Arkan* slashes your right leg very hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!



*someone* slices your body very hard.
You're stunned, but will probably regain consciousness...

You're in no shape to flee!
All you can do right now is think about the stars!

HP:Critical MV:Strong > All you can do right now is think about the stars!

HP:Critical MV:Strong > You are dead! Sorry...
You feel the Weave of the Wheel loosen from you.
You stop following Aira.

Terinor
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Re: Fail!

Post by Terinor » Thu Nov 09, 2017 6:27 pm

Jael killed you!

Rhys
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Re: Fail!

Post by Rhys » Thu Nov 09, 2017 11:53 pm

The real fail is definitely on me here.


* R HP:Critical MV:Tiring >
Aldazar narrates 'gonna zerk stab him'

* R HP:Critical MV:Tiring > Malkier Gate
This large iron gate leads to the fallen kingdom of Malkier, now covered
up by the Blight. A large stone road runs east to west and to the south
is the inner wall that surrounds the Keep. Hunting parties often use
this gate to journey into the Blight.
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
A weapon rack stands on the ground here, ready to store weapons.
A Tairen bloodstock stallion stands here, tail swaying with the breeze, being ridden by you.
Lord Aldazar Viera the Lieutenant is standing here.
Lord Adael the High Captain is resting here, riding a white destrier.
A Shienaran guard keeps watch at the gate.
A Shienaran guard keeps watch at the gate.
A Shienaran guard keeps watch at the gate.
A Shienaran guard keeps watch at the gate.

* R HP:Critical MV:Tiring > dd
z n
[diag h.dark]
No-one by that name here.

* R HP:Critical MV:Tiring > [scan ]

* R HP:Critical MV:Tiring > dd
z n
[diag h.dark]
No-one by that name here.

* R HP:Critical MV:Tiring > [scan ]

* R HP:Critical MV:Tiring > dd
z n
c
[diag h.dark]
No-one by that name here.

* R HP:Critical MV:Tiring > [scan ]

* R HP:Critical MV:Tiring > [call ]
You don't see a closed gate.

* R HP:Critical MV:Tiring >
Aldazar leaves north.

* R HP:Critical MV:Tiring > dd
z n
[diag h.dark]
No-one by that name here.

* R HP:Critical MV:Tiring > [scan ]
You sense a hidden life form in the area...

* R HP:Critical MV:Tiring > dd
z n
[diag h.dark]
No-one by that name here.

* R HP:Critical MV:Tiring > [scan ]

* R HP:Critical MV:Tiring > dd
z n
[diag h.dark]
No-one by that name here.

* R HP:Critical MV:Tiring > [scan ]

* R HP:Critical MV:Tiring > n
dd
z n
Dusty Road by Fal Dara
The road branches here, the main route leading north and south while a
wider offshoot leads up a hill to the west, approaching the gates of Fal
Dara. Despite the terrain, the ground appears well trodden and in good
repair, obviously worn down by constant use.
[ obvious exits: N S ]
An iron lantern hangs from the wall above the gate.
A Tairen bloodstock stallion stands here, tail swaying with the breeze, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Critical MV:Tiring > [diag h.dark]
No-one by that name here.

* R HP:Critical MV:Tiring > [scan ]

* R HP:Critical MV:Tiring > n
The Dusty Road
The road here continues to the east and west here, bordered by impenetrable
forest. Walking along the road, you notice the recent tracks of a couple of
wagons along the road, along with some horses. To your northwest, you can see
a tower poking up through the trees. To the south, you can see the spires
of Fal Dara poking over a hill.
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
A squat border stone juts from the soil.
A Tairen bloodstock stallion stands here, tail swaying with the breeze, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Critical MV:Tiring > dd
z
[diag h.dark]
No-one by that name here.

* R HP:Critical MV:Tiring > [scan ]
West: Lord Aldazar Viera the Lieutenant is here, fighting Nexen.

s
* R HP:Critical MV:Tiring > Dusty Road by Fal Dara
The road branches here, the main route leading north and south while a
wider offshoot leads up a hill to the west, approaching the gates of Fal
Dara. Despite the terrain, the ground appears well trodden and in good
repair, obviously worn down by constant use.
[ obvious exits: N S ]
An iron lantern hangs from the wall above the gate.
A Tairen bloodstock stallion stands here, tail swaying with the breeze, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Critical MV:Tiring > s
Malkier Gate
This large iron gate leads to the fallen kingdom of Malkier, now covered
up by the Blight. A large stone road runs east to west and to the south
is the inner wall that surrounds the Keep. Hunting parties often use
this gate to journey into the Blight.
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
A weapon rack stands on the ground here, ready to store weapons.
A Tairen bloodstock stallion stands here, tail swaying with the breeze, being ridden by you.
Lord Adael the High Captain is resting here, riding a white destrier.
A Shienaran guard keeps watch at the gate.
A Shienaran guard keeps watch at the gate.
A Shienaran guard keeps watch at the gate.
A Shienaran guard keeps watch at the gate.

* R HP:Critical MV:Tiring > n

Aldazar narrates 'on 1nw'

n
* R HP:Critical MV:Tiring > w
Dusty Road by Fal Dara
The road branches here, the main route leading north and south while a
wider offshoot leads up a hill to the west, approaching the gates of Fal
Dara. Despite the terrain, the ground appears well trodden and in good
repair, obviously worn down by constant use.
[ obvious exits: N S ]
An iron lantern hangs from the wall above the gate.
A Tairen bloodstock stallion stands here, tail swaying with the breeze, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Critical MV:Tiring > The Dusty Road
The road here continues to the east and west here, bordered by impenetrable
forest. Walking along the road, you notice the recent tracks of a couple of
wagons along the road, along with some horses. To your northwest, you can see
a tower poking up through the trees. To the south, you can see the spires
of Fal Dara poking over a hill.
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
A squat border stone juts from the soil.
A Tairen bloodstock stallion stands here, tail swaying with the breeze, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Critical MV:Tiring > kill seanchan
The Dusty Road
The ancient trees around the road don't seem to acknowledge the wind
blowing around them, their branches and leaves barely moving. Here, the
road runs east and west, but, to the west, you can see that the road bends
north. A gray tower is visible over the trees to the northwest, and besides
that, you can only see the impenetrable forest all around the road.
[ obvious exits: E W ]
A mirrored lantern has been left here.
A Tairen bloodstock stallion stands here, tail swaying with the breeze, being ridden by you.
Lord Aldazar Viera the Lieutenant is here, fighting Nexen.
*Nexen* is here, fighting Aldazar.

kill seanchan
* R HP:Critical MV:Tiring > They aren't here.

* R HP:Critical MV:Tiring > They aren't here.

bash
* R HP:Critical MV:Tiring >
Aldazar tries to pierce *Nexen*, but he deflects the blow.
*Nexen* tries to stab Aldazar, but he parries successfully.

* R HP:Critical MV:Tiring > Bash who?

* R HP:Critical MV:Tiring > 11
bash

*Nexen* looks at Aldazar.

* R HP:Critical MV:Tiring > [k h.dark]
You try to slash *Nexen*, but he deflects the blow.

*Nexen* panics, and attempts to flee!Scratched - Nexen: Healthy >

-
*Nexen* leaves west.

=
They're not here anymore!

* R HP:Critical MV:Tiring > nar need you to spam

*Nexen* stabs your right arm hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


e
* R HP:Critical MV:Tiring - Nexen: Healthy > s
You try to slash *Nexen*, but he deflects the blow.
*Nexen* barely stabs your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You narrate 'need you to spam'

* R HP:Critical MV:Tiring - Nexen: Healthy > s
No way! You're fighting for your life!

* R HP:Critical MV:Tiring - Nexen: Healthy > You try to slash *Nexen*, but he parries successfully.
*Nexen* stabs your right hand.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

No way! You're fighting for your life!

b
* R HP:Critical MV:Tiring - Nexen: Healthy > No way! You're fighting for your life!

[bash ] ring - Nexen: Healthy >

=
Jocelyn chats 'Good night everyone.'

-
*Nexen* stabs your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

Aldazar tries to pierce *Nexen*, but he deflects the blow.


As *Nexen* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

* R HP:Critical MV:Tiring > nar i'm zerk crit you idiot

Aldazar narrates 'im hag'

* R HP:Critical MV:Tiring > b

Aldazar tries to pierce *Nexen*, but he deflects the blow.
*Nexen* stabs your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

Your heartbeat calms down more as you feel less panicked.

* R HP:Critical MV:Tiring - Nexen: Healthy >
Aldazar tries to pierce *Nexen*, but he parries successfully.
*Nexen* stabs your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


* R HP:Critical MV:Tiring - Nexen: Healthy > Adael narrates 'want me out there too?'
You narrate 'i'm zerk crit you idiot' -----------------> He'd known I was low for awhile, so I expected him to be spamming...or maybe spamming loot....or, firetruck I don't know, why did I hit zerk here???

[bash ] ring - Nexen: Healthy >

+
Aldazar assumes an offensive striking posture.

+
Aldazar tries to pierce *Nexen*, but he parries successfully.
*Nexen* stabs your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


-
Aldazar tries to pierce *Nexen*, but he deflects the blow.
*someone* stabs your body.
You're stunned, but will probably regain consciousness...

=
You're in no position to do anything aggressive.

HP:Critical MV:Tiring > nar yes 2n1w
All you can do right now is think about the stars!

HP:Critical MV:Tiring >
You are dead! Sorry...
You feel the Weave of the Wheel loosen from you.
Ouch! You lose a level.
Circle of Light
High amidst the heavens, the Circle of Light is the hallowed ground of the
friends of the Light. From here, some of the major destinations around the
world can be reached, as shown by a large sign. A permanent fountain in the
center of the Circle gives a soothing backdrop to ponder mortal matters.


New characters should LOOK NAMES, HELP RULES, LOOK NOTICE and LOOK INTRO.

To obtain some free starting equipment, TELL GUARDIAN KIT.

It is strongly recommended that new players look at our website
at wotmud.org, before starting out, for the rules, maps, and more.

[ obvious exits: N D ]
A simple staff, well made for combat, lies here.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
A kind-faced figure stands here.

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
Aldazar narrates 'im withh oyu'

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
** This weave of the Wheel ends in 2 minutes...

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
Aldazar narrates 'fudge'

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
Steg narrates 'where'

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > t aldazar if you didn't loot me I will hate you forever
You tell Aldazar 'if you didn't loot me I will hate you forever'

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
Aldazar narrates '1n1w'

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > t aldazar you motherfucker
You tell Aldazar 'you motherfucker'

Equitant
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Re: Fail!

Post by Equitant » Fri Nov 10, 2017 12:00 am

Your target was healthy. You are blaming the wrong person here. Look inward.

Rhys
Posts: 228
Joined: Tue Mar 07, 2017 6:10 pm

Re: Fail!

Post by Rhys » Fri Nov 10, 2017 12:09 am

Rhys wrote:The real fail is definitely on me here.
You are the real fail, read the post if you're gonna respond you tardbox!!! If I was in charge of this game you would be sitebanned for your 137th public failure at reading comprehension!

Taleena
Posts: 44
Joined: Sat Feb 11, 2017 8:15 pm

Re: Fail!

Post by Taleena » Sat Nov 11, 2017 10:21 pm

Lol I hate stab so much. I can't believe what kind of person would be stabbing in this scenario.

You flee head over heels.
In the Foothills
[ obvious exits: E W D ]
A lantern has been left here.
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby, being ridden by you.
*Byrg* is standing here mending a weapon.
*Erurk* is standing here.
A Shallow Depression
[ obvious exits: U ]
A lantern has been left here.
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby, being ridden by you.
Lord Matheus the Lieutenant is here, fighting Rig, riding a warhorse.
*Taz* is here, fighting Aishana.
*Nageer* is here, fighting Annabelle.
*Anansi* is here, fighting Aishana, riding a shadow stallion.
*Rig* is here, fighting a soldier, riding a shadow stallion.
Annabelle the Tower Accepted is here, fighting Nageer, riding a wild stallion.
A soldier is here, fighting Nageer.
Aishana the Elder Sister is here, fighting Taz, riding a gray palfrey.
A Shienaran forward scout is here, fighting Anansi.
A Shienaran forward scout is here, fighting Anansi.
Ragan is here, fighting Anansi.

* R HP:Beaten SP:Strong MV:Full > na
*Rig* leaves up riding a shadow stallion.
*Rig* has arrived from above, riding a shadow stallion.
*Byrg* has arrived from above.

* R HP:Beaten SP:Strong MV:Full > y
You intercept *Rig*'s attack on your mount.
*Rig* tries to pierce you, but you parry successfully.

* R HP:Beaten SP:Strong MV:Full - Rig: Hurt > es
Matheus gives a soldier an order.
*Byrg* tries to slash Annabelle, but she deflects the blow.

* R HP:Beaten SP:Strong MV:Full - Rig: Hurt >
You narrate 'yes'

f
* R HP:Beaten SP:Strong MV:Full - Rig: Hurt > w
*Byrg* tries to slash Annabelle, but she parries successfully.
You try to strike *Rig*, but he deflects the blow.
*Rig* tries to pierce you, but you parry successfully.
Annabelle tickles *Nageer*'s body with her strike.
*Nageer* tries to pierce Annabelle, but she parries successfully.
Aishana swiftly dodges *Anansi*'s attempt to slash her.
Ragan tries to slice Anansi, but he deflects the blow.
A Shienaran forward scout tries to slash Anansi, but he deflects the blow.
A Shienaran forward scout tries to slash Anansi, but he dodges the attack.
*Taz* tries to slash Aishana, but she deflects the blow.
You panic and attempt to flee!


*Byrg* panics, and attempts to flee!


*Byrg* leaves up.

w

*Rig* tries to pierce you, but you parry successfully.
*Nageer* tries to pierce Annabelle, but she parries successfully.
Matheus tries to lance *Erurk*, but he parries successfully.

You sense Aishana is channeling saidar.
You flee head over heels.
In the Foothills
[ obvious exits: E W D ]
A lantern has been left here.
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby, being ridden by you.
*Byrg* is standing here mending a weapon.
*Shimu* is standing here.
Edge of the Foothills
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Beaten SP:Strong MV:Full > Path to Tarwin's Gap
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Beaten SP:Strong MV:Full > n
ePath to Tarwin's Gap
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby, being ridden by you.


* R HP:Beaten SP:Strong MV:Full > em
wNear the Foothills
[ obvious exits: S W ]
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby, being ridden by you.

ard * R HP:Beaten SP:Strong MV:Full > ta[embrace ]
You feel the flows of saidar coursing through your body.

* R HP:Beaten SP:Strong MV:Full > leena
[chann 'warding vs damage']
You begin to weave the appropriate flows...

*rd
Ok.
A carefully woven flow of Earth, Air, and Water forms an aura about your body!

* R HP:Beaten SP:Strong MV:Full >
releaOk.

se
* R HP:Beaten SP:Strong MV:Full > sOk.

* R HP:Beaten SP:Strong MV:Full >
Ok.

e
* R HP:Beaten SP:Strong MV:Full > d
Ok.

* R HP:Beaten SP:Strong MV:Full > Ok.

* R HP:Beaten SP:Strong MV:Full > Edge of the Foothills
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Beaten SP:Strong MV:Full > Matheus narrates 'who the firetruck is anansi'
In the Foothills
[ obvious exits: E W D ]
A lantern has been left here.
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby, being ridden by you.
*Anansi* is standing here, riding a shadow stallion.
*Erurk* is standing here.
Rhys narrates 'rig bashed'
*Erurk* tries to pierce you, but you deflect the blow.

* R HP:Beaten SP:Strong MV:Full - Erurk: Healthy > *Anansi* tries to slash you, but you dodge the attack.
No way! You're fighting for your life!

* R HP:Beaten SP:Strong MV:Full - Erurk: Healthy >
*Byrg* has arrived from below.

* R HP:Beaten SP:Strong MV:Full - Erurk: Healthy > f
You panic and attempt to flee!


*Anansi* tries to slash you, but you parry successfully.
*Erurk* tries to pierce you, but you dodge the attack.


*Byrg* tries to slash you, but you deflect the blow.


You flee head over heels.
Outside a Cave
[ obvious exits: E W ]
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby, being ridden by you.
A large wet lizard tests the air with its forked tongue.
Long, thin legs spread around the chitinous body of a huge arachnid.
A tall, ramshorned trolloc is here, commanding.

* R HP:Beaten SP:Strong MV:Full > w
d
In the Foothills
[ obvious exits: E W D ]
A lantern has been left here.
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby, being ridden by you.
*Byrg* is standing here mending a weapon.
*Anansi* is standing here, riding a shadow stallion.
*Erurk* is standing here.
Suddenly *someone* places something in your back!
You are dead! Sorry...
You feel the Weave of the Wheel loosen from you.
Circle of Light
[ obvious exits: N D ]
A simple staff, well made for combat, lies here.
A wooden practice shield has been dropped here.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
Lord Tolveor the Captain of the Wall is standing here.
A kind-faced figure stands here.

Shimu
Posts: 184
Joined: Sun May 01, 2016 6:56 pm
Location: Ko'bal Keep

Re: Fail!

Post by Shimu » Sat Nov 11, 2017 10:26 pm

Rig narrates 'taleena says you are a well-proportioned felid'

Taleena
Posts: 44
Joined: Sat Feb 11, 2017 8:15 pm

Re: Fail!

Post by Taleena » Sat Nov 11, 2017 10:29 pm

You are a total well-proportioned felid. Do you know how annoying it is to fight against you? Makes me want to just go in every time I see you in pk. Uggh, so annoying.

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