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Sung to the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.
Shame Rig is one syllable, but he was a good sport and gave me permission to post it.
Rig, the snot-nosed halfman
had a very slimey nose
And if you ever saw him
you would even say it flows
All the other halfmen
Still laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rig
join in any slaughter games
Then one humid Winternight
Shaidar came to say
"Ugh! What's this snot so slick,
Burn you, Rig, wipe this up quick!"
Then all the other halfmen mocked Rig,
as they cried out in glee,
"Shaidar, you're in good luck,
at least it wasn't pee!"