Chuckle Politely

... tales of great battles, stealthy adversaries and improving your PK skills. Careful though, no whining!
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Davor
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Chuckle Politely

Post by Davor » Sat Jul 20, 2019 9:00 pm

After being feared and getting bashed near 100% I fled to the safety of my commander.

You are a 353 year old male human hunter.
Your height is 5 feet, 10 inches, and you weigh 181.0 lbs.
You are carrying 0.0 lbs and wearing 14.3 lbs, peanuts.
Your base abilities are: Str:19 Int:13 Wil:12 Dex:19 Con:17.
Offensive bonus: 163, Dodging bonus: 129, Parrying bonus: 172
Your mood is: Wimpy. You will flee below: 50 Hit Points
Your posture is: Defensive.
Your armor absorbs about 9% on average.

You are subjected to the following effects:
- NOTICE
- NO QUIT

* HP:Critical MV:Full > Atop a Crumbling Watch Tower
The remains of the ancient watch tower are closer to a pile of rubble than
a man-made structure now. Many parts of the floor and walls are missing and
the remaining parts of the walls are crumbling and all stained black, with
charred remains of furniture scattered about. A winding road can be seen
through the once solid northern section of the tower.
[ obvious exits: D ]
A weapon rack stands on the ground here, ready to store weapons.
A battle-trained Shienaran warlander stands here, vigilant of its surroundings.
A Shienaran sergeant watches for the enemy here.
A grizzled Shienaran veteran looks on.
A grizzled Shienaran veteran looks on.
A grizzled Shienaran veteran looks on.
A grizzled Shienaran veteran looks on.
Grimly steadfast, a Shienaran commander prepares for battle.

* HP:Critical MV:Full > watch
Ok.
You begin watching the surrounding areas.

* HP:Critical MV:Full >
Ahnvari tells you 'Shall I come and save you?'

* HP:Critical MV:Full > reply hes not even chasing
You reply to Ahnvari 'hes not even chasing'

* HP:Critical MV:Fresh >
*Troika* has arrived from below, riding a shadow stallion.

* HP:Critical MV:Fresh >
*Troika* struggles to barrel down on you, a gold-chased war spear aimed at your chest.

* HP:Critical MV:Fresh > kill dark
The Shienaran commander bellows 'The criminal Troika shall pay for his crimes!'
The Shienaran commander bellows 'The myrddraal Troika has been spotted!'
The Shienaran commander tries to hack Troika, but he deflects the blow.
You pierce *Troika*'s body.
*Troika* panics, and attempts to flee!

kill dark
* HP:Critical MV:Fresh - the Shienaran commander: Scratched - Troika: Battered > You try to pierce *Troika*, but he deflects the blow.
A sergeant joins the Shienaran commander's fight!
The grizzled veteran joins the Shienaran commander's fight!
The grizzled veteran joins the Shienaran commander's fight!
The grizzled veteran joins the Shienaran commander's fight!
The grizzled veteran joins the Shienaran commander's fight!
The Shienaran commander hacks Troika's head.
You do the best you can!

* HP:Critical MV:Fresh - the Shienaran commander: Scratched - Troika: Battered > kill dark
kill dark
They aren't here.

* HP:Critical MV:Fresh > kill dark
They aren't here.

* HP:Critical MV:Fresh > They aren't here.

* HP:Critical MV:Fresh > kill dark
They aren't here.

* HP:Critical MV:Fresh > kill dark
kill dark
They aren't here.

* HP:Critical MV:Fresh > They aren't here.

* HP:Critical MV:Fresh > kill dark
They aren't here.

kill dark
* HP:Critical MV:Fresh > kill dark
They aren't here.

* HP:Critical MV:Fresh > They aren't here.

* HP:Critical MV:Fresh > kill dark
They aren't here.

* HP:Critical MV:Fresh > sco
change mood wimpy
You have 43(400) hit and 169(169) movement points.
You have scored 101829428 experience points and 983 quest points.
You need 1670572 exp to level and 2017 qp to rank.
You have acquired 18 alt qps to date.
You have amassed 28 Turn points to date.
You have played 48 days and 23 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Matheus the Lieutenant [Shienaran Lancer 7] (Level 49).
You are standing.

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* HP:Critical MV:Fresh > *Troika* has arrived from below, riding a shadow stallion.
Ahnvari tells you 'I'm going to have breakfast then.'
Mood changed to: Wimpy

* HP:Critical MV:Fresh > kill dark
*Troika* tries to slash you, but you deflect the blow.
Atop a Crumbling Watch Tower
The remains of the ancient watch tower are closer to a pile of rubble than
a man-made structure now. Many parts of the floor and walls are missing and
the remaining parts of the walls are crumbling and all stained black, with
charred remains of furniture scattered about. A winding road can be seen
through the once solid northern section of the tower.
[ obvious exits: D ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving down.
A weapon rack stands on the ground here, ready to store weapons.
*Troika* is here, fighting YOU!, riding a shadow stallion.
A battle-trained Shienaran warlander stands here, vigilant of its surroundings.
A Shienaran sergeant watches for the enemy here.
A grizzled Shienaran veteran looks on.
A grizzled Shienaran veteran looks on.
A grizzled Shienaran veteran looks on.
A grizzled Shienaran veteran looks on.
Grimly steadfast, a Shienaran commander prepares for battle.

* HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Troika: Battered > You do the best you can!

change mood wimpy
* HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Troika: Battered >
The Shienaran commander bellows 'The criminal Troika shall pay for his crimes!'
The Shienaran commander bellows 'The myrddraal Troika has been spotted!'
The Shienaran commander hacks Troika's left hand.
A sergeant joins the Shienaran commander's fight!
The grizzled veteran joins the Shienaran commander's fight!
The grizzled veteran joins the Shienaran commander's fight!
The grizzled veteran joins the Shienaran commander's fight!
The grizzled veteran joins the Shienaran commander's fight!

* HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Troika: Battered > f
Mood changed to: Wimpy

* HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Troika: Battered > You try to pierce *Troika*, but he deflects the blow.
PANIC! You couldn't escape!

* HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Troika: Battered > f
You panic and attempt to flee!


*Troika* panics, and attempts to flee!


The grizzled veteran loosens a ball-and-chain from a belt hook and uncoils it.
The grizzled veteran tries to crush Troika, but he parries successfully.
The grizzled veteran loosens a ball-and-chain from a belt hook and uncoils it.
The grizzled veteran crushes Troika's left leg.
The grizzled veteran pounds Troika's right arm.
The grizzled veteran barely pounds Troika's body.
A sergeant draws a falchion from a sword sheath with a flash of steel.
A sergeant wields a falchion in a two-handed grip.
A sergeant slashes Troika's left arm.
The Shienaran commander hacks Troika's body.
You pierce *Troika*'s body hard.
*Troika* gazes deeply at the grizzled veteran...
The grizzled veteran looks very strange, glaring about with a sense of panic.
*Troika* tries to slash you, but you parry successfully.
You flee head over heels.
In the Remains of a Crumbling Tower
[ obvious exits: N E S U ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving up.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving up.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving up.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.

* HP:Critical MV:Full > u
Atop a Crumbling Watch Tower
[ obvious exits: D ]
There are some bloody traces of a human leaving down.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving down.
A weapon rack stands on the ground here, ready to store weapons.
*Troika* is here, fighting a sergeant, riding a shadow stallion.
A battle-trained Shienaran warlander stands here, vigilant of its surroundings.
A sergeant is here, fighting Troika.
The grizzled veteran is here, fighting Troika.
The grizzled veteran is here, fighting Troika.
The grizzled veteran is here, fighting Troika.
The grizzled veteran is here, fighting Troika.
The Shienaran commander is here, fighting Troika.

kill dark
* HP:Critical MV:Full > kill dark
You pierce *Troika*'s right arm hard.
*Troika* panics, and attempts to flee!

* HP:Critical MV:Full - a sergeant: Healthy - Troika: Beaten > You do the best you can!

kill dark
* HP:Critical MV:Full - a sergeant: Healthy - Troika: Beaten >
Troika assumes a defensive striking posture.

* HP:Critical MV:Full - a sergeant: Healthy - Troika: Beaten > kill dark
*Troika* panics, and attempts to flee!
You do the best you can!

* HP:Critical MV:Full - a sergeant: Healthy - Troika: Beaten > kill dark
You try to pierce *Troika*, but he deflects the blow.
You do the best you can!

* HP:Critical MV:Full - a sergeant: Healthy - Troika: Beaten > kill dark
You do the best you can!

* HP:Critical MV:Full - a sergeant: Healthy - Troika: Beaten > kill dark
You do the best you can!

* HP:Critical MV:Full - a sergeant: Healthy - Troika: Beaten > You pierce *Troika*'s body.
The grizzled veteran barely tickles Troika's body with his crush.
The grizzled veteran barely crushes Troika's left leg.
The grizzled veteran tries to pound Troika, but he deflects the blow.
The grizzled veteran tries to pound Troika, but he parries successfully.
A sergeant barely slashes Troika's left leg.
The Shienaran commander hacks Troika's body hard.
You do the best you can!

* HP:Critical MV:Full - a sergeant: Healthy - Troika: Beaten > kill dark
kill dark
*Troika* leaves down riding a shadow stallion.
Ahnvari tells you 'Don't die.'
They aren't here.

kill dark
* HP:Critical MV:Full > They aren't here.

* HP:Critical MV:Full > They aren't here.

* HP:Critical MV:Full > kill dark
They aren't here.

* HP:Critical MV:Full > sco
where
You have 43(400) hit and 163(169) movement points.
You have scored 101833370 experience points and 983 quest points.
You need 1666630 exp to level and 2017 qp to rank.
You have acquired 18 alt qps to date.
You have amassed 28 Turn points to date.
You have played 48 days and 23 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Matheus the Lieutenant [Shienaran Lancer 7] (Level 49).
You are standing.

kill dark
* HP:Critical MV:Full > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Matheus - Atop a Crumbling Watch Tower

* HP:Critical MV:Full > They aren't here.

kill dark
* HP:Critical MV:Full > They aren't here.

kill dark
* HP:Critical MV:Full > kill dark
They aren't here.

* HP:Critical MV:Full > kill dark
They aren't here.

* HP:Critical MV:Full > kill dark
They aren't here.

* HP:Critical MV:Full > They aren't here.

* HP:Critical MV:Full > kill dark
kill dark
They aren't here.

* HP:Critical MV:Full > They aren't here.

* HP:Critical MV:Full > scan d
*Troika* is standing here, riding a shadow stallion.

* HP:Critical MV:Full > reply hes beate
You reply to Ahnvari 'hes beate'

* HP:Critical MV:Full > scan d
*Troika* is standing here, riding a shadow stallion.

* HP:Critical MV:Full > scan d
*Troika* is standing here, riding a shadow stallion.

* HP:Critical MV:Full > sco
kill dark
You have 43(400) hit and 163(169) movement points.
You have scored 101833370 experience points and 983 quest points.
You need 1666630 exp to level and 2017 qp to rank.
You have acquired 18 alt qps to date.
You have amassed 28 Turn points to date.
You have played 48 days and 23 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Matheus the Lieutenant [Shienaran Lancer 7] (Level 49).
You are standing.

* HP:Critical MV:Full > kill dark
They aren't here.

* HP:Critical MV:Full > 2
They aren't here.

* HP:Critical MV:Full > of
d
[change mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave

* HP:Critical MV:Full > kill dark
[change posture offensive]
Posture changed to: Offensive

* HP:Critical MV:Full > In the Remains of a Crumbling Tower
[ obvious exits: N E S U ]
There are some bloody traces of a human leaving up.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving up.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving up.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving up.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.
*Troika* is standing here, riding a shadow stallion.

* HP:Critical MV:Full > You try to pierce *Troika*, but he parries successfully.

* HP:Critical MV:Full - Troika: Beaten > change mood wimpy

You pierce *Troika*'s head hard.
*Troika* panics, and attempts to flee!

* HP:Critical MV:Full - Troika: Beaten > f
Mood changed to: Wimpy

You panic and attempt to flee!: Beaten >

2
of
kill dark
You flee head over heels.
Atop a Crumbling Watch Tower
[ obvious exits: D ]
There are some bloody traces of a human leaving down.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving down.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving down.
A weapon rack stands on the ground here, ready to store weapons.
A battle-trained Shienaran warlander stands here, vigilant of its surroundings.
A Shienaran sergeant watches for the enemy here.
A grizzled Shienaran veteran looks on.
A grizzled Shienaran veteran looks on.
A grizzled Shienaran veteran looks on.
A grizzled Shienaran veteran looks on.
Grimly steadfast, a Shienaran commander prepares for battle.
[change mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave

* HP:Critical MV:Full > *Troika* has arrived from below, riding a shadow stallion.
[change posture offensive]
Posture changed to: Offensive

* HP:Critical MV:Full > kill dark
You pierce *Troika*'s body.
*Troika* panics, and attempts to flee!

* HP:Critical MV:Full - Troika: Beaten > kill dark
You do the best you can!

* HP:Critical MV:Full - Troika: Beaten > You do the best you can!

* HP:Critical MV:Full - Troika: Beaten > kill dark
kill dark
You do the best you can!

* HP:Critical MV:Full - Troika: Beaten > kill dark
The Shienaran commander bellows 'The criminal Troika shall pay for his crimes!'
The Shienaran commander bellows 'The myrddraal Troika has been spotted!'
The Shienaran commander barely hacks Troika's head.
*Troika* panics, and attempts to flee!
You pierce *Troika*'s left leg hard.
*Troika* panics, and attempts to flee!
*Troika* panics, and attempts to flee!
You do the best you can!

* HP:Critical MV:Full - Troika: Critical > kill dark
You do the best you can!

* HP:Critical MV:Full - Troika: Critical > kill dark
Troika assumes a defensive striking posture.
You do the best you can!

kill dark
* HP:Critical MV:Full - Troika: Critical > The Shienaran commander hacks Troika's body.
*Troika* panics, and attempts to flee!
A sergeant joins the Shienaran commander's fight!
The grizzled veteran joins the Shienaran commander's fight!
The grizzled veteran joins the Shienaran commander's fight!
The grizzled veteran joins the Shienaran commander's fight!
The grizzled veteran joins the Shienaran commander's fight!
*Troika* tries to slash you, but you deflect the blow.
You pierce *Troika*'s body.
*Troika* panics, and attempts to flee!
You do the best you can!

kill dark
* HP:Critical MV:Full - Troika: Critical > You do the best you can!

* HP:Critical MV:Full - Troika: Critical > kill dark
You do the best you can!

* HP:Critical MV:Full - Troika: Critical > kill dark
You do the best you can!

* HP:Critical MV:Full - Troika: Critical > kill dark
You do the best you can!

* HP:Critical MV:Full - Troika: Critical > kill dark
You do the best you can!

d
* HP:Critical MV:Full - Troika: Critical > kill dark
You do the best you can!

* HP:Critical MV:Full - Troika: Critical > d
No way! You're fighting for your life!

kill dark
* HP:Critical MV:Full - Troika: Critical > You do the best you can!

* HP:Critical MV:Full - Troika: Critical > d
kill dark
You pierce *Troika*'s body hard.
No way! You're fighting for your life!

* HP:Critical MV:Full - Troika: Critical > d
You do the best you can!

kill dark
* HP:Critical MV:Full - Troika: Critical > The grizzled veteran tries to crush Troika, but he parries successfully.
The grizzled veteran crushes Troika's left leg.
The grizzled veteran tries to pound Troika, but he parries successfully.
The grizzled veteran tries to pound Troika, but he parries successfully.
A sergeant slashes Troika's body.
The Shienaran commander hacks Troika's body.
You pierce *Troika*'s right leg.
*Troika* is dead! R.I.P.
You feel the Weave of the Wheel tighten around you.
Blood never gets boring, does it?
Your blood freezes as you hear *Troika*'s death cry.
In the Remains of a Crumbling Tower
[ obvious exits: N E S U ]
There are some bloody traces of a human leaving up.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving up.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving up.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving up.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving up.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving east.

Stanislav
Posts: 83
Joined: Sat Oct 01, 2016 6:52 pm

Re: Chuckle Politely

Post by Stanislav » Sun Jul 21, 2019 10:21 am

Very skillful :) Pretty much describes one major pattern of all modern pk

Davor
Posts: 426
Joined: Wed Mar 18, 2015 9:38 pm

Re: Chuckle Politely

Post by Davor » Sun Jul 21, 2019 10:54 am

Stanislav wrote:Very skillful :) Pretty much describes one major pattern of all modern pk
Bad luck? I think you are over analyzing this.

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