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Bragar says 'You want to be a Gleeman?'
Bragar says 'Prove it.'
Jerithyl says 'tis my dream'
Bragar says 'It seems Reyne will be the judge.'
Trace says 'Reyne, I request your attention'
Dejaqkl - The Black Fox Tavern
Reyne - Caemlyn Central Square
Bragar - Caemlyn Central Square
Trace - Caemlyn Central Square
Sirano - Caemlyn Central Square
Hal - Caemlyn Central Square
Jerithyl - Caemlyn Central Square
Caemlyn Central Square
Jerithyl is in a large stone square, right in the middle of Caemlyn's outer
city. You see a wide boulevard to the north, and the path to the inner
city. There are a number of shops around you. The density of the population
is really quite incredible. It's almost impossible to relax as you are
being constantly bumped and jostled. From here you can really get a good
view of the outer city, and this just makes you appreciate the older inner
city all the more. A large banner hangs nearby, depicting a map of
Caemlyn's outer city.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A mug has been left here.
A fountain is here, offering clear blue water to all.
A marble bench, flecked with gold and bronze, adorns the floor.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
A worker busily earns a day's pay.
A young woman walks by.
A chicken wanders around here, pecking at the ground.
A pale destrier stands here, adorned with the white flame of Tar Valon.
Reyne Verenhald is resting here on a bench.
Bragar the Minstrel is standing here.
|1|.A wild stallion bucks madly.
Trace the Master of Sprechstimme {Gleeplicant} is standing here.
Sirano the Sonneteer, Gleeplicant Extraordinaire is standing here, riding |2|.bloodstock stallion
Hal Ho'dini {Gleeplicant} is standing here.
|3|.A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby, being ridden by you.
The Caemlyn town crier stands here, spreading the news.
A gleeman is here, playing a lute.
Trace says 'A performance I have created specifically for you!'
A worker leaves south.
Trace whips out his balls.
Reyne smiles faintly and nods at Trace.
Bragar says 'First task according to where.'
Bragar says 'no no trace'
Bragar sighs loudly.
Dejaqkl has arrived from the north.
The Caemlyn town crier beams a smile at Trace.
A woman leaves east.
Dejaqkl screams loudly!
Dejaqkl screams loudly!
Dejaqkl screams loudly!
Dejaqkl screams loudly!
Dejaqkl - Caemlyn Central Square
Reyne - Caemlyn Central Square
Bragar - Caemlyn Central Square
Trace - Caemlyn Central Square
Sirano - Caemlyn Central Square
Hal - Caemlyn Central Square
Jerithyl - Caemlyn Central Square
Dejaqkl screams loudly!
Dejaqkl leaves north.
Reyne snickers softly.
Trace says 'What?!'
Bragar says 'Please do not talk anymore until I am done'
Reyne - Caemlyn Central Square
Bragar - Caemlyn Central Square
Trace - Caemlyn Central Square
Sirano - Caemlyn Central Square
Hal - Caemlyn Central Square
Jerithyl - Caemlyn Central Square
Bragar says 'done'
Sirano says 'A charming man.'
A chicken leaves west.
Bragar says 'or move.'
Bragar says 'just sit there'
Sirano freezes.
Bragar says 'According to where!'
Hal says 'where what?'
Bragar says 'so Trace, Sirano, Hal, and Jerithyl'
Bragar says 'is the order.'
Hal nods in agreement.
The Caemlyn cityguard has arrived from the west.
Trace says 'So, back to my balls now?'
Bragar says 'You will tell me a story. The first person has to start the sentence with a "A" word...second B'
Bragar says 'third C fourth D'
Bragar says 'through the alphabet'
A worker has arrived from the south.
Aishling has arrived from the north.
Bragar says 'once again'
Bragar says 'You will tell me a story. The first person has to start the sentence with a "A" word...second B'
Bragar says 'third C fourth D'
Bragar says 'so Trace, Sirano, Hal, and Jerithyl'
The sun sets.
Bragar says 'Begin minions.'
A worker leaves north.
Sirano unfreezes!
Trace says 'A light blasted ogier fell down my stairs!'
The Caemlyn cityguard has arrived from the south.
Sirano says 'Bones broken, he began to wail!'
The night has begun.
Hal says 'Crazed he stood up, and grabbed his leatherleaf stave.'
A worker has arrived from the north.
Bragar scribbles notes with a disappointing look.
Jerithyl says 'Desperate to leave, this mad house!'
A worker leaves west.
Draz has arrived from the north.
Trace says 'Exiting the window, but barred was his escape!'
Draz bows before Reyne.
Draz eats a strange fruit.
Reyne beams a smile at Draz.
Draz now follows Reyne.
Sirano says 'Failed at fleeing, he searched for an escape'
The Caemlyn cityguard leaves west.
Bragar patiently twiddles his thumbs.
Hal says 'Gasping for breath he smashed the glass and gathered his thoughts.'
The Caemlyn cityguard has arrived from the north.
The Caemlyn cityguard leaves north.
The Caemlyn cityguard leaves east.
Jerithyl says 'Help was near, he heard something draw close.'
Cordilia has arrived from the north, riding a pale destrier.
Cordilia curtseys gracefully.
Trace says 'In the dark, a voice called certain!'
Bragar says 'Just as he thought he was safe....'
Bragar says 'Adapt i stole it!'
Sirano says ''Killing time!' he cried, searching for his sword!'
Hal says 'Looking to his waist, his sheath was empty.'
Jerithyl says 'Moaning in pain, he searches for the blade.'
Bragar says 'That is enough'
Bragar CUUUUUUUT
A lantern held by Cordilia begins to dim a little.
Cordilia - Caemlyn Central Square
Draz - Caemlyn Central Square
Aishling - Caemlyn Central Square
Reyne - Caemlyn Central Square
Bragar - Caemlyn Central Square
Trace - Caemlyn Central Square
Sirano - Caemlyn Central Square
Hal - Caemlyn Central Square
Jerithyl - Caemlyn Central Square
Jerithyl blinks his eyes innocently.
Sirano has cut.
Bragar says 'Reyne Sedai, Draz Gaidin, and Aishling Sedai.'
Sirano puts a mirrored lantern in a backpack.
Sirano flourishes his cloak as he bows deeply.
Bragar says 'Whom performed the best.'
Cordilia hides a lantern.
A bloodstock stallion pricks its ears forward and looks alert.
Draz thinks hard.
Trace strikes a pose and flexes.
Aishling says 'Bragar!'
Aishling says 'Oh, right..'
Bragar says 'Well, of course. but who was next?'
Sirano cheers for Bragar, causing quite a ruckus.
Aishling ponders life, the universe, and everything.
- EAT SOMETHING
Draz says 'I did miss the beginning of the performance, but I must say there is much more to a performance and presence than I have seen here, for any save yourself, and the Aes Sedai.'
Reyne taps her chin with one finger thoughtfully.
Aishling says 'I will have to say Sirano'
Trace whips out his balls, staring Aishling right in the eyes.
Reyne nods at Aishling.
Bragar says 'I said put your balls away'
Reyne says 'It's close for me but I think Sirano as well'
Sirano coughs loudly.
Sirano says 'You are all much too kind'
The Caemlyn cityguard has arrived from the west.
Bragar says 'Next up.'
Draz says 'however with what I witnessed, and heard, and within the focus of the task and performance,.. I must say I was focused on enjoyment rather than evaluation, however Sirano performed admirably.'
Bragar says 'CAn each of the audience choose an animal?'
Draz says 'Honey badger.'
Aishling falls down laughing.
Aishling says 'Llama'
Bragar snickers softly.
The Caemlyn town crier beams a smile at Draz.
The Caemlyn cityguard leaves south.
Reyne chuckles. 'Penguin.'
Bragar ponders life, the universe, and everything.
Aishling grins at Reyne.
Draz will be right back as he is hitting up discord urgently...
Bragar says 'are any of those in the game?'
Reyne ponders life, the universe, and everything.
Bragar says 'jesus people'
Bragar falls down laughing.
Hal says 'Llamas.'
Hal says 'and Badgers.'
Bragar says 'Fine llamas.'
A pike has been raised here for showing off trophies.
Reyne stops resting, and clambers on her feet.
Bragar says 'You are all llamas.'
Reyne sits down and rests on a bench.
Bragar says 'Now make a play'
Reyne says 'Definitely no penguins nearby.'
Bragar says 'And go'
Trace says 'Individually?!'
Bragar says 'together'
Sirano chews grass.
Bragar says 'just go'
Trace says 'Together!'
A worker has arrived from the west.
Hal stands magnificently on all fourrs, as llamas are known to do.
Sirano cranes his neck around, eyes glassy.
Jerithyl spits at everyone for fun.
Trace screams in pain as his Llama back is mounted by Byrg the trolloc.
Sirano chews.
Hal chews grass and humms llama sounds.
The Caemlyn cityguard has arrived from the south.
Sirano spits in the face of Bragar.
Aishling falls down laughing.
Sirano says 'Weird weather, eh?'
A woman has arrived from the east.
The sun rises.
Bragar wipes the spit from his face.
Sirano chews.
Trace whimpers in agony, the weight of a trolloc crushing his spine!
Hana has arrived from the north, riding a gray palfrey.
Sirano crawls over on all fours to Trace.
A woman leaves north.
Trace tastes the grass for one last time, whilst the Trolloc has his fun.
Hal looks longingly at Sirano llama and says 'Yuuuup'
Sirano says 'What is this horror on your back?!'
Trace is dead! R.I.P.
Hal spits on the ground.
A chicken has arrived from the west.
Sirano chews.
Sirano spits in the face of Draz.
Sirano says 'Weird visitors, too.'
Hal says 'Yuuuuuuup.'
A man has arrived from the north.
The day has begun.
- EAT SOMETHING
Hal chews.
Sirano chews.
The Caemlyn cityguard leaves east.
Bragar says 'ok ok.'
Hal says 'So how about them geese migrating south?'
Sirano says 'So, sorry about that whole thing with your wife...'
Bragar says 'stop'
A man leaves west.
Sirano coughs loudly.
Bragar snickers softly.
Sirano stands, wiping dust off his knees.
Bragar says 'I am giving Trace the vote myself.'
Bragar claps Trace on the back.
Sirano says 'Well, it was good to stop it at the peak of the drama'
Hana gets an oilstone from a wooden barrel.
Bragar says 'Sirano '
Bragar says 'Continue'
Hana puts an oilstone in a wooden barrel.
Sirano says 'Oh, continue?'
Hal says 'I think he wants you to keep being a llama Sirano'
Bragar says 'sure'
Reyne says 'The spitting was funny but I like the image of a trolloc on a llama.'
A city lamplighter extinguishes a streetlamp.
Sirano kneels down again.
Reyne beams a smile at Trace.
Sirano spits in the face of Bragar.
Bragar says 'I wanna see where sirano takes this.'
Trace is dead!
Aishling nods at Reyne.
Sirano chew.
Jerithyl stares at trace with loathing.
Bragar again, wipes the spit from his face.
Draz looks at Jerithyl.
Jerithyl prepares more spit for revenge.
Sirano says 'Listen, Hal, it was a spur of the moment thing'
Sirano says 'Jerithyl was there'
Sirano nudges you suggestively. You two have an understanding.
Sirano chews.
Jerithyl nods in agreement.
A man has arrived from the west.
Sirano spits in the face of Hana.
Bragar says 'This llama drama is intense'
Jerithyl does llama ish stuff.
Draz says 'Just a warning.'
Sirano says 'You know we were chewing the grass on the other side of the hill'
Draz says 'if a llama happens to spit on my Aes Sedai..'
A chicken leaves east.
Aishling has a wild desire to chew.
Hal says 'Yuuup.'
Sirano chews.
Reyne grins at Draz.
Sirano says 'It wasn't like she and I had talked about it!'
Hal says 'No hard feelings.'
A man gets a mug of ale.
Sirano wipes the sweat from his brow with a hoof.
Hal says 'It's not like you were the one that murdered her.'
A worker leaves south.
Cordilia disappears into the void.
Hal chews.
Cordilia has returned.
Sirano says 'Right!'
Sirano says 'It was that crazy trolloc'
Jerithyl waits for sirano to look away.
Jerithyl prepares for llama loving.
Hal says 'And no one suspects you, even though there were no witnesses.'
Sirano looks down at the ground.
Bragar says 'OK thats it'
Bragar says 'nope'
Hal says 'And your mouth was full of her llama blood.'
Bragar says 'no llama loving'
Sirano chews.
Bragar says 'We done.'
Jerithyl blinks his eyes innocently.
Bragar says 'Sweet baby Creator.'
Sirano chews.
Draz shivers uncomfortably.
Trace says 'There is a baby Creator?!'
Bragar says 'OK audience. vote up'
Sirano spits in the face of Bragar.
Draz says 'Trace gets my vote.'
- EAT SOMETHING
Sirano says 'Sorry, I am a method actor...'
Jerithyl is carrying:
Nothing.
Hal stands.
Draz nudges the corpse, unsure if it is alive.
Bragar says 'Yeah I like to think of the Creator as a lill 6 lb 8 oz baby '
get meat pack
get meat pack
Jerithyl gets a large slab of meat from a backpack.
Jerithyl gets a large slab of meat from a backpack.
eat meat
eat meat
Jerithyl eats the meat.
Jerithyl eats the meat.
Jerithyl is full.
Jerithyl says 'No love for llama loving?'
Jerithyl sniffs sadly. *SNIFF*
Bragar whispers something to Sirano.
Aishling thinks hard.
Sirano stands, wiping grass from his mouth.
Sirano cringes in terror!
Bragar says 'vote it up audience.'
Aishling says 'Sirano once more'
A pike has been raised here for showing off trophies.
Reyne taps her chin with one finger thoughtfully.
Reyne says 'Trace'
Draz nudges the corpse again, and wipes some of the blood away.
Bragar says 'Trace it is.'
Reyne says 'They're all doing well though I think, mind'
Bragar nods at Reyne.
Aishling nods at Reyne.
Trace says 'This party is missing something, Bragar'
Draz points at Cordilia.
Bragar says 'Trace and Sirano step forward.'
Trace stands atop the Fountain.
Trace looms in a dominating fashion over those in the room.
Bragar says 'Someone give them a random topic.'
Sirano steps foward.
Sirano chews.
Bragar says 'No more llaman crazy.'
Bragar says 'llama*'
Hal says 'Dogs that love to ride horses.'
Draz says 'The loss of Stedding Chandar in 31 NE.'
Bragar says 'ok'
A wild stallion flickers its ears.
Draz winks suggestively.
Bragar says 'Dogs that love to ride horses is the topic.'
Reyne beams a smile at Draz.
A worker has arrived from the south.
Draz wants Ogier style epic balads.
Bragar says 'nice topic draz '
Bragar snickers softly.
The Caemlyn cityguard has arrived from the east.
Jerithyl sniffs sadly. *SNIFF*
Bragar says 'Sirano goes first'
Bragar says 'Rap off about dogs that love to ride horses'
Trace mutters under his breath, 'light blasted ogiers.'
A worker leaves east.
Trace rolls his eyes...sheesh!..
Bragar says 'one line at a time'
Sirano says 'A rhyming song?'
Bragar nods in agreement.
Bragar says 'rap it up'
Bragar says 'sorry you go for how many lines you need'
The collector has arrived from the north.
Hana tastes a little bit of a plate of hot stew with some bread.
Hana tastes a little bit of a plate of hot stew with some bread.
Bragar scribbles more notes while waiting for something to happen.
The Caemlyn cityguard has arrived from the east.
Sirano says 'I had a dog named rover, who loved to roll over and over in clover, he frolicked in fields, his head free and clear, that is until he met a horse, of course'
Bragar says 'Oh god Draz stop teaching the nibbling!'
The Caemlyn cityguard leaves west.
Jerithyl is carrying:
Nothing.
Reyne chuckles quietly.
Hal tastes a little bit of a large slab of meat.
Hal tastes a little bit of a large slab of meat.
get meat pack
A chicken has arrived from the east.
Bragar bursts into tears.
Jerithyl gets a large slab of meat from a backpack.
Sirano says 'this horse would boast he had the most, his luxuriant coat looked fly anywhere, even a boat'
taste meat
Jerithyl is too full to eat more!
Sirano points at Trace!
The collector leaves east.
Trace says 'There was a dog'
Trace says 'As he was walking through the mud he thought, 'wow, what a slog.''
Sirano feels the rhythm!
Hal taps his foot to the beat.
A man leaves south.
Trace says 'Around he went, mudding to find a horse '
A pike has been raised here for showing off trophies.
Trace says 'A horse he found, but the pelt so coarse '
A chicken leaves north.
Trace says 'He rode the horse, away to Caemlyn Square'
Bragar nods in agreement.
Trace says 'He arrived and exclaimed, with a flip of his hair, 'Bragar sucks!''
The Caemlyn cityguard leaves north.
Trace says 'He continued to exclaim, 'What a bunch of schmucks!''
Bragar scribbles angrily.
Bragar says 'Hrm'
Trace says 'end rant'
Hal whispers to you, 'what a rude horse.'
Sirano claps Trace on the back.
Bragar says 'Hal and Jerithyl.'
Sirano says 'Great work'
Bragar says 'You two are up next.'
Hal cartwheels up to the top of the fountain.
Bragar says 'new topic anyone?'
Jerithyl considers pushing Hal into the fountain...
A man has arrived from the south.
Sirano pushes Jerithyl into the fountain!
Bragar snickers softly.
Hal does a warrior pose atop the fountain.
Trace looks down upon the small crowd, confident in his place atop the fountain.
Trace looms in a dominating fashion over those in the room.
Sirano claps politely for Hal.
Jerithyl glares at sirano and has vague recollections of llama loving.
Aishling says 'How about.. Wisdoms.. They are always fun to talk about'
Sirano says 'Ahh yes, well known for their gentle sense of humor!'
Bragar says 'hrm'
Aishling murmurs something about crusty feet.
Trace says 'And their well-spread disease!'
Bragar says 'Give me a rap about Wisdoms and their diseases'
Bragar says 'Hal first'
Trace says 'Through coitus! '
The sun sets.
Draz disappears into the void.
Hal nods in agreement.
Sirano says 'I mean maybe through not diligently washing their hands...'
Reyne snickers softly.
Jerithyl says 'after coitus?'
Trace says 'After coitus'
Trace nods at Jerithyl.
Sirano shrugs helplessly.
Jerithyl nods in agreement.
The night has begun.
A city lamplighter runs off, mumbling about some low-paying job.
Sirano looks at a man.
Bragar patiently twiddles his thumbs.
Hal says 'Now, this a story all about, how a wisdom's life got flipped-turned upsdie down, and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there, I'll tell you how Laef became the wisdom of a City called Amadaire. In west Amadicia born and raised, on the village green was where she spend most of her days. Healin' and soothing' and salvin' all cool, and all teachin some youth outside the school.'
Sirano whistles appreciatively.
Aishling chuckles politely.
Reyne claps approvingly.
*KERBOOM* A loud explosion is heard in the distance.
*KERBOOM* A loud explosion is heard in the distance.
*KERBOOM* A loud explosion is heard in the distance.
*KERBOOM* A loud explosion is heard in the distance.
*KERBOOM* A loud explosion is heard in the distance.
Aishling looks around slowly, as if something is hidden in the room.
Hal says 'when a couple of guys who were dressed in white were up to no good, started mmakin trouble in her neighborhood, she saw one little fight and her mom got scared, she said' you're moving with your auntie and uncle in amadaire.'
Aishling cheers for Trace, causing quite a ruckus.
Hal bows deeply.
A llama has arrived from the south.
A llama has arrived from the south.
A llama has arrived from the south.
Sirano says 'Bragar, the Illuminators are attacking...'
Aishling falls down laughing.
A wild stallion flickers its ears.
Sirano looks at a llama.
Hana looks at a llama.
Aishling says 'oh god'
Hana stops riding a gray palfrey.
Aishling looks at a llama.
Jerithyl stares at the sky.
Sirano chews.
Hal points at Jerithyl.
Jerithyl pits at Hal.
Hana sighs loudly.
Trace says 'As you have noticed, there are only 3 llama's. The fourth one died from Byrg riding it.'
Aishling snaps her fingers.
Hana says 'can't ride it
'Jerithyl spits even
Trace sobs to himself.
Aishling says 'I can't ride it'
Cordilia disappears into the void.
Aishling nods at Hana.
Cordilia has returned.
Hana starts riding a gray palfrey.
Aishling grins at Trace.
Aishling nods in agreement.
Hana looks at a llama.
Sirano chews.
Aishling hugs a llama.
Aishling starts to chew also.
Trace looks at a llama.
Bragar says 'well done hal.'
Reyne looks at a llama.
Reyne pats a llama on his head.
Bragar says 'Jer you are up on you rap'
Draz has returned.
Jerithyl stares at the sky.
Aishling says 'Oh I cheered for Trace'
Jerithyl says 'im thinking im thinking'
Sirano chews.
Aishling cheers for Hal, causing quite a ruckus.
Aishling giggles.
Sirano points at himself, suggesting that the center of matters is he.
Aishling says 'All that wine from last night'
Aishling smirks.
Draz says 'err, who nibbles other than me?'
Hana tastes a little bit of a plate of hot stew with some bread.
Hana tastes a little bit of a plate of hot stew with some bread.
Hal tastes a little bit of a large slab of meat.
Hal tastes a little bit of a large slab of meat.
Reyne tastes a little bit of a plate of yellow peppers and pork.
Aishling says 'omg stop'
Reyne falls down laughing.
Draz has no fruit.
Bragar grabs several colored balls.
Reyne gives a strange fruit to Draz.
Draz tastes a little bit of a strange fruit.
Draz blushes.
Draz says 'sorry '
A man leaves south.
Bragar snickers softly.
Aishling drops her face into the palm of her hand.
Sirano checks his pockets, a frown creasing his face.
Sirano mutters audibly, 'No damn balls...'
Sirano looks at Trace.
Sirano says 'Ahh, there they are!'
Bragar whispers something to the musical gleeman.
A bloodstock stallion cocks its head up sharply.
Sirano grabs Trace's balls.
Jerithyl says 'She begged and pleaded with her mom day after day, But she packed my spoon in my case and sent me away. She gave me tap on the knuckles as well as a ticket, I beat a tune on the coach and said "might as well kick it"'
The Caemlyn town crier peers closely at Sirano, trying to figure him out.
A hunter for the horn has arrived from the north.
Jerithyl stares at the sky.
A hunter for the horn leaves north.
- DRINK SOMETHING
Trace explodes with whistles and cheers.
Sirano begins to juggle!
Sirano cheers Jerithyl on loudly.
The collector has arrived from the east.
Sirano claps the Caemlyn town crier on the back.
Bragar says 'Audience decide on the winner of the rap off?'
Aishling cheers Jerithyl on loudly.
Jerithyl sighs.
Aishling thinks hard.
Aishling says 'Definitely Hal this time'
The collector leaves west.
Hana says 'my vote for Hal'
Hal bows deeply.
glare hal
Jerithyl glares icily at him.
Hal bows before Hana.
Sirano cheers for Hal, causing quite a ruckus.
Hal bows before Aishling.
Sirano looks at a llama.
Bragar says 'That is all for tonight. I am very much tired.'