The Tale of Two Gleeplicants --- &RPaward

[Trace]

Ely edit 28 Jul 2021.

1-6 qps, depending on length and quality.

Rplizer +1 qps : x
Extra meticulous edit +1 qps : o/x
Length bonus +1-2 qps : o/x

Summary: +1 qps : o/x

Total: 2 qps, Sirano awarded as well

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The Tremalking Splice
The room is dim and filled with pungent tabac smoke. Off in the dark
corners, a group of people can be seen squatting down on the ground.
Only muttering and repeated clattering of dice emanate out from the
corner, otherwise everyone in here seems to keep to themselves. Those
sitting at tables in the center and others at the bar seem intent on
drinking as much as possible.
A small sign hangs from the wall.
[ obvious exits: N ]
A long wooden table offers room for patrons.
Sirano notice the war scalp of Trace the Human slain in Tar Valon is hidden here.
Sirano notice a lantern is hidden here.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
Zeb of Tarabon is standing here.
Daina Eldros, Tower Accepted {Brown Ajah Apprentice} is standing here.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
Lord Kendall the Gaidin Master is standing here.
Trace the Master of Sprechstimme {Gleeplicant} is standing here.
A sailor is here.
A gleeman is here, playing a lute.
A young Ogier wanders here, eyes alert.
A sullen man is hunched over a tankard, sipping his ale.
A bartender serves customers with a greedy smile.
A merchant guard eyes you warily, intent on keeping order.
A merchant guard eyes you warily, intent on keeping order.

Sirano says 'Well, I think this is a packed room!'

Trace says 'Packed!'

Sirano steps before the crowd, flourishing his dingy cloak.

Trace says 'I know a few certain people around here who should be sent packing.'

Trace peers closely at an adventurous Ogier, trying to figure it out.

Sirano clears his throat, directing a glare at Trace.

Trace mutters to himself, 'bloody ogier bastard.'

Trace coughs loudly.

Sirano says 'We welcome all kinds!'

Zeb gasps in astonishment.

Sirano says 'We know how much you folks love Ogier.'

Daina comforts an adventurous Ogier.

Sirano twirls his greased mustache nervously.

Trace grumbles under his breath about certain people.

Sirano clears his throat and claps his hands together.

Sirano says 'Well! We are here to witness Trace perform'

Sirano says 'But perhaps I will start us of'

Daina says 'Yell at Raucher to come to the show!'

Trace bellows 'Join us, master Raucher'

Sirano bellows 'Raucher, come to the show, Daina is insisting and I cannot say no!'

Sirano winks suggestively at Daina.

Raucher bellows 'i'm coming'

Sirano says 'I AM a poet, afterall'

Trace opens the Woodendoor.

Daina giggles.

Raucher has arrived from the north.

Fyra has arrived from the north.

Trace closes the Woodendoor.

Trace buys a wooden goblet.
A bartender puts some coins in a small purse.

Fyra smiles happily.

Daina beams a smile at Fyra.

Daina hugs Fyra.

Trace gives a wooden goblet to Raucher.

Zeb drinks mulled wine from a wooden goblet.

Trace buys a cup.
A bartender puts some coins in a small purse.

Sirano flourishes his dingy cloak once more.

Trace gives a cup to Fyra.

Sirano says 'I am so happy to see such a crowd!'

Zeb looks at Sirano.

Fyra smiles happily.

Fyra drinks hot, bitter tea from a cup.

Sirano says 'For my brother, the terrifically talented Trace!'

Fyra smiles happily.

Trace says 'Such a crowd! Maybe we will get to eat tonight!'

Fyra looks at Trace.

Raucher falls down laughing.

Daina pats the seat next to her for Fyra to sit.

Sirano says 'Well, if we are lucky.'

Sirano says 'Let's not count our chickens before they are stolen from the farmer, eh?'

Sirano coughs loudly.

Kendall disappears into the void.

Sirano says 'Well, perhaps a bit of juggling and a poem, eh?'

Fyra sits in the seat next to Daina.

Zeb tightens his purse strings.

Sirano says 'Trace, do you have any balls?'

Kendall has returned.

Trace pulls out his balls.

Kendall looks around slowly, as if something is hidden in the room.

Trace says 'These are the nicest balls around.'

Daina nudges the Gaidin awake.

Sirano says 'Pass them to me, please.'

Trace says 'Smooth, and clean!'

Trace says 'Oh, those ones.'

Daina looks around slowly, as if something is hidden in the room.

Kendall says 'someone taking their balls out has alerted me'

Zeb arches an eyebrow.

Sirano coughs loudly.

Raucher sits down at a table mesmerized by the absurdity.

Trace grabs a pair of multicolored balls from a purse.

Trace says 'These ones!'

Sirano says 'Yes, yes, this is our humorous bit.'

Kendall nods in agreement.

Daina scoots closer to Kendall.

Trace throws a pair of multicolored balls at Sirano.

Zeb chuckles politely.

Sirano catches them deftly in one hand!

Zeb drinks mulled wine from a wooden goblet.

Sirano says 'Now, perhaps a poem, eh?'

Fyra smiles happily.

Daina watches the balls spin thru the air then land in Sirano's hands.

Zeb nods in agreement.

Sirano begins juggling the two balls with one hand.

Daina giggles.

Fyra chuckles politely.

Daina nudges Fyra suggestively with her elbow.

Sirano says 'One day when I was travelling, I let my guard down!'

Trace says 'As you can see, my brother is quite proficient in ball play.'

Trace winks suggestively.

Fyra snickers softly.

Sirano grins at the crowd, his hazel eyes twinkling.

Daina turns bright red.

Sirano says 'They attacked from behind!'

Sirano says 'With a blow to the head, I was nearly quite dead!'

Zeb cringes in terror!

Sirano adds a third ball to the juggling, now tossing three in a circle with one hand.

Fyra gasps in astonishment.

Sirano says 'Now I wake up to find, there's a sort of red mist'

Sirano says 'In front of one eye!'

Sirano says 'And my tongue has gone all rubbery, my mouth is so, so dry'

Sirano sticks out his tongue, crossing his eyes to stare at it in concern.

Sirano adds a fourth ball to the mix, and begins juggling with both hands.

Zeb ponders life, the universe, and everything.

Daina looks at the tongue with distaste.

Sirano says 'There's a part of my head that floats on its own!'

Sirano says 'And a pain when I move, that just makes me groan'

Sirano groans loudly.

Sirano says 'My stomach and its contents have ceased to be friends!'

Sirano says 'And are now parting company, via both ends!'

Sirano lets out a loud, bellowing fart.

Sirano's cheeks are burning.

Raucher falls down laughing.

Kendall snickers softly.

Fyra arches an eyebrow.

Zeb sniffs sadly.


Daina pulls out a scented handkerchief and holds it over her nose.

Sirano lays down now, continuing to juggle the four balls high in the air!

Zeb gives a round of applause.

Sirano says 'I ought to get up, but I'm frightened to try!'

Sirano says 'I just want to lie here, and hope that I'll die'

Sirano says 'I can't understand how I came to be caught!'

Zeb drinks mulled wine from a wooden goblet.

Sirano says 'By those two nasty muggers...'

Sirano leaps to his feet now, and delivers the last line in a bellow.

Sirano bellows 'RED WINE AND PORT!'

Raucher falls down laughing.

Kendall claps approvingly.

Daina sips more of her tea.

Sirano bows deeply, letting the four balls drop the floor.

Fyra chuckles politely.

Raucher explodes with whistles and cheers.

Sirano says 'Thank you, thank you'

Trace stand atop the bar and cheers for Sirano.

Trace cheers Sirano on loudly.

Fyra smiles happily.

Sirano says 'Now that you all are paying attention, let's have the real talent perform!'

Sirano says 'I introduce to you now, my brother, the esteemed, TRACE!'

Daina claps slowly for Sirano, still wary of his gas.

Sirano backs away to the bar, clapping for Trace.

Raucher cheers for Trace, causing quite a ruckus.

Trace says 'Prepare yourselves, this is a song written by a man from the Age of Legends! '

Raucher looks at Trace.

Fyra claps approvingly.

Trace says 'It is called, Moghedien's Rap City!'

Sirano says 'THE AGE OF LEGENDS!'

Trace says 'Based on Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody! '

Sirano cheers, drumming on the bar top.

Daina chuckles politely.

Trace stand up straight atop the bar, spilling some drinks.

Trace coughs loudly.

Zeb claps approvingly.

Raucher chuckles politely.

Raucher drinks mulled wine from a wooden goblet.

Raucher drinks mulled wine from a wooden goblet.

Zeb drinks mulled wine from a wooden goblet.

Kendall sips from the ale.

Trace sings loudly, 'Is this reallll lifeeeeee'

Zeb licks some spilled wine from the tabletop.

Trace sings 'IS THIS JUST TEL'ARAN'RHIOD'

Sirano drinks deeply from his beer, eyes closed as he listens to the dulcet tones of Trace.

Trace sings 'Caught in a dream world!'

Trace sings 'No escape from reality!'

Trace sings 'OPEN UP YOUR EYES'

Trace sings 'LOOK UP TO THE SKIES AND SEE'

Daina takes a drink from her cup then slyly switches it with Kendall's ale.

Trace begins headbanging!

Trace nods to himself, he must need reassurance.

Kendall peers closely at Daina, trying to figure her out.

Sirano begins headbanging!

Fyra buys a cup.

Kendall thumps the axe back down on the table

Fyra sips from the cup.

Fyra smiles happily.
Trace says 'I'M JUST A POOR BOY, I NEED NO SYMPATHY'
Daina sighs softly.

Trace says 'BECAUSE I'M EASY COME, EASY GO'

Zeb nods in agreement.

Daina hums along innocently.

Trace says 'A LITTLE HIGH, A LITTLE LOW'

Kendall smiles happily.

Trace says 'Anyway the wind blows, don't really matter to me, to meeeeee'

A smile of bright white teeth breaks the dark features of the sailor.

A sailor says 'We never worry about the way the breezes may blow.'

A sailor continues 'We have the Wavemistress's own daughter as our Windfinder.'

A sailor says confidently 'And our Sailmistress, what a brilliant woman!'

A sailor says 'She knows how to guide us even in the worst of weather.'

Daina falls down laughing.

Sirano says 'You shut up, Sailor!'

Trace says 'Mamaaaaaa, just killed a mannnnnn'

Fyra falls down laughing.
Kendall snickers softly.

Daina says 'Sailor stealing the show!'

Zeb gives a wooden goblet to a sailor.

Sirano glares icily at a sailor.

Daina cheers for a sailor, causing quite a ruckus.

The Tremalking Splice
The room is dim and filled with pungent tabac smoke. Off in the dark
corners, a group of people can be seen squatting down on the ground.
Only muttering and repeated clattering of dice emanate out from the
corner, otherwise everyone in here seems to keep to themselves. Those
sitting at tables in the center and others at the bar seem intent on
drinking as much as possible.
A small sign hangs from the wall.
[ obvious exits: N ]
A long wooden table offers room for patrons.
Sirano notice a cup is hidden here.
Sirano notice the war scalp of Trace the Human slain in Tar Valon is hidden here.
Sirano notice a lantern is hidden here.
Lord Kendall the Gaidin Master is standing here.
Fyra a'Lodred, the Tower Accepted {Yellow Ajah Apprentice} is standing here.
Raucher of the Borderlands is standing here.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
Zeb of Tarabon is standing here.
Daina Eldros, Tower Accepted {Brown Ajah Apprentice} is standing here.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
Trace the Master of Sprechstimme {Gleeplicant} is standing here.
A sailor is here.
A gleeman is here, playing a lute.
A young Ogier wanders here, eyes alert.
A sullen man is hunched over a tankard, sipping his ale.
A bartender serves customers with a greedy smile.
A merchant guard eyes you warily, intent on keeping order.
A merchant guard eyes you warily, intent on keeping order.

Trace says 'PUT A FIREWORK AGAINST HIS HEAD'

Fyra gives some coins to a sailor.

Sirano elbows the guard, muttering 'Get this guy out of here!'

Trace says 'LIT MY FUSE, NOW HE'S DEAD'

Zeb ponders life, the universe, and everything.

Kendall looks around slowly, as if something is hidden in the room.

Trace says 'MAMAAAA, LIFE HAD JUST BEGUN'

Kendall looks around for an illuminator

Trace says 'but now i've gone and thrown it all awayyyyy'

Daina grins at Kendall.

Sirano wipes a tear from his eye.

The Tremalking Splice
The room is dim and filled with pungent tabac smoke. Off in the dark
corners, a group of people can be seen squatting down on the ground.
Only muttering and repeated clattering of dice emanate out from the
corner, otherwise everyone in here seems to keep to themselves. Those
sitting at tables in the center and others at the bar seem intent on
drinking as much as possible.
A small sign hangs from the wall.
[ obvious exits: N ]
A long wooden table offers room for patrons.
Sirano notice a cup is hidden here.
Sirano notice the war scalp of Trace the Human slain in Tar Valon is hidden here.
Sirano notice a lantern is hidden here.
Lord Kendall the Gaidin Master is standing here.
Fyra a'Lodred, the Tower Accepted {Yellow Ajah Apprentice} is standing here.
Raucher of the Borderlands is standing here.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
Zeb of Tarabon is standing here.
Daina Eldros, Tower Accepted {Brown Ajah Apprentice} is standing here.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
Trace the Master of Sprechstimme {Gleeplicant} is standing here.
A sailor is here.
A gleeman is here, playing a lute.
A young Ogier wanders here, eyes alert.
A sullen man is hunched over a tankard, sipping his ale.
A bartender serves customers with a greedy smile.
A merchant guard eyes you warily, intent on keeping order.
A merchant guard eyes you warily, intent on keeping order.

Zeb sniffs sadly.

Trace sings with vigor 'Mamaaaa oooooohhhhh'

Sirano whispers to Raucher 'I never knew my own mother!'

Trace says 'Didn't mean to make you cryyyyyy'

Sirano whispers to Zeb 'He never knew his mother!'

Raucher chuckles politely.

Kendall sips from the ale.


Daina dabs at a tear.

Trace says 'If i'm not back by this time tomorrowwww'

Zeb drinks mulled wine from a wooden goblet.

Trace says 'Carry onnnn, Carry onnnnn, as if NOTHING REALLY MATTTERSSSS'

Daina starts swaying.

Trace pauses to drink, pretending there is a dramatic pause.

Trace coughs loudly.

Trace drinks stout ale from a mug of ale.

Trace drinks stout ale from a mug of ale.

Trace drinks stout ale from a mug of ale.

Trace drinks stout ale from a mug of ale.

Daina sips from the cup now filled with ale.

Sirano moves closer to Daina, swaying with her now.

Trace says 'TOO LATE MY TIME HAS COME'

Kendall peers closely at Sirano; he should guard his secrets carefully...

Sirano slips her his tankard.

Sirano gives a dented tankard to Daina.

Sirano says 'His time has come!'

Fyra hides a cup.

Daina whines out 'his time has comeeeeeeeeeee'

Kendall takes the tankard from daina

Trace says 'Running from trollocs down the spineeeee'

Daina sways with Sirano.

Daina frowns.

Zeb falls down laughing.

Trace says 'Body's aching all the timeeeee'

A bartender tells Sirano 'Just yell for me when you need another.'
Sirano now has a mug of ale.
A bartender puts some coins in a small purse.

Sirano gives a mug of ale to Daina.

Sirano slips Daina the mug.

Daina whines 'so much painnnnnn'

Trace says 'Goodbye everybody I've got to go'

Trace says 'Gotta'

Daina sips from the ale.

Kendall looks at Sirano.

Daina hiccups.

Fyra buys a mug of ale.
A bartender puts some coins in a small purse.

Trace says 'Leave you allll behindddd and face the truth'

Fyra drinks stout ale from a mug of ale.

Sirano puts his arm around Dain's shoulders now.

Fyra smiles happily.

Sirano says 'He can't leave us!'

Daina howls out 'THE TRUTHHHHHHHHHHHHH'

Trace says 'Mammaaaaa, ooooohhhhhhhh'

Fyra drinks stout ale from a mug of ale.

Kendall whispers to you, 'ill let you deal with the aes sedai'

Fyra drinks stout ale from a mug of ale.

Fyra drinks stout ale from a mug of ale.

Daina drinks stout ale from a mug of ale.

Daina drinks stout ale from a mug of ale.

Fyra drinks stout ale from a mug of ale.

Daina drinks stout ale from a mug of ale.

Fyra drinks stout ale from a mug of ale.

Sirano coughs loudly.

Daina drinks stout ale from a mug of ale.

Fyra drinks stout ale from a mug of ale.

Trace says 'I don't want to dieeeee'

Daina hiccups.

Fyra tries to drink but misses her mouth!

Sirano steps away from the Accepted.

Fyra hiccups.

Zeb drinks mulled wine from a wooden goblet.

Fyra burps loudly.

Fyra blushes.

Sirano whispers to Kendall 'I uhh of course never meant to intrude!'

Daina raises her mug and laughs.

Trace says 'Sometimes I wish I'd never been to Tel'aran'rhiod!'

Sirano says 'FLUTE SOLO!'

Trace pauses once more, scanning the crowd.

Sirano produces a flute from a nearby pack and tosses it to Trace.

Trace nods at Sirano.

Fyra whispers something to Daina.

Trace puts the flute to his lips and sputters out the worst flute solo you've ever heard.

Trace continues to headbang.

Trace nods to himself, he must need reassurance.

Daina leans closer to the gaidin and whispers 'I dun drinkk mugss much!'

Daina hiccups.

Sirano says 'Powerful flute solo!'

Fyra hiccups.
Raucher chuckles politely.

Kendall whispers something to Daina.

Trace says 'I see the silhouetto of a mannnnn'

Sirano feels sober again.

Daina gasps in astonishment.

Kendall grins evilly.

Daina looks up at Kendall with big, sad eyes and pouts!

Trace says 'SEMIRHAGE, SEMIRHAGE WILL YOU DO THE FANICOOO'

Trace picks up singing louder than ever!

Zeb shivers uncomfortably.

Sirano whispers loudly, 'I don't know what that means but I know the names.'

Daina bangs her hands on the table in front of her.

Trace says 'Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening! '

Fyra claps approvingly.

Sirano takes a candle from a nearby table and lifts it into the air, swaying back and forth again.

The River Lady has arrived at the docks.

Trace says 'Graendal, Graendal, Graendal, Graendal, Will you do the Fanico?!'

Trace falls off the bar.

Zeb ponders life, the universe, and everything.

Sirano coughs loudly.

Trace coughs loudly.
Kendall snickers softly.

Trace says 'One moment while I catch by bearings!'

Kendall sips from the ale.

Sirano puts the candle back down, sucking on a burned thumb.

Fyra whispers to Daina, "What in the world is the Fanico?"

Fyra hiccups.

Raucher says 'if you gotta ask honey, you can't afford it'

Raucher falls down laughing.

Sirano says 'Well, it's a regional dance based on the Lord Captain'

Kendall whispers something to Fyra.

Sirano grins at Raucher.

Fyra chuckles politely.

Daina whispers back 'Some ol lion warden man'

Fyra beams a smile at Kendall.

Sirano says 'He is, I have been told, quite handsome!'

A bartender tells Sirano 'Just yell for me when you need another.'
Sirano now has a mug of ale.
A bartender puts some coins in a small purse.

A bartender tells Sirano 'Just yell for me when you need another.'
Sirano now has a mug of ale.
A bartender puts some coins in a small purse.

A bartender tells Sirano 'Just yell for me when you need another.'
Sirano now has a mug of ale.
A bartender puts some coins in a small purse.
Daina wrinkles her nose and says 'He is old!'

A bartender tells Sirano 'Just yell for me when you need another.'
Sirano now has a mug of ale.
A bartender puts some coins in a small purse.

A bartender tells Sirano 'Just yell for me when you need another.'
Sirano now has a mug of ale.
A bartender puts some coins in a small purse.

Sirano is carrying:
Fyra drinks stout ale from a mug of ale.

Sirano gives a mug of ale to Daina.

Sirano gives a mug of ale to Kendall.

Fyra burps loudly.

Sirano gives a mug of ale to Fyra.

Sirano gives a mug of ale to Zeb.

Daina drinks stout ale from a mug of ale.

Daina drinks stout ale from a mug of ale.

Daina drinks stout ale from a mug of ale.

Daina drinks stout ale from a mug of ale.

Daina tries to drink but misses her mouth!


Daina tries to drink but misses her mouth!

Sirano gives a mug of ale to Raucher.

Fyra covers her mouth aas she blushes.

Sirano says 'Free drinks!'

Daina whimpers.

Kendall looks at Daina and rolls his eyes.

Raucher explodes with whistles and cheers.

Fyra hides a mug of ale.

Kendall nods at Fyra.

Sirano looks worriedly over his shoulder at Trace, who appears to have injured his head.

Kendall says 'at least soneone has sense'

A bartender tells Sirano 'Just yell for me when you need another.'
Sirano now has a cup.
A bartender puts some coins in a small purse.

Sirano gives a cup to Daina.

Sirano says 'Here, this might help'

Kendall nods at Sirano.

Daina looks down at her ale-sodden dress.

Sirano shoots Kendall an apologetic look.

Raucher looks at Daina.

Sirano says 'Uhh...'

Fyra says 'Uh oh, Daina...'

Kendall says 'DO NOT change that in here Daina'

Daina giggles uncontrollably.

Sirano grabs a soiled rag from the bar and begins dabbing at Daina's dress.

Zeb ponders life, the universe, and everything.

Trace coughs loudly.

Trace says 'AHEM'

Sirano says 'Oh, is that an option?'

Daina squeals with delight!

Fyra says 'I can fix it.'

Daina says 'That tickles!'

Sirano winks suggestively at Daina.

Kendall gets a mean look in his eye as he brandishes his weapon.

Sirano coughs loudly.

Zeb drinks stout ale from a mug of ale.

Zeb drinks stout ale from a mug of ale.

Sirano edges away from Daina.

Zeb drinks stout ale from a mug of ale.

Daina flirts outrageously with Sirano.

Zeb drinks stout ale from a mug of ale.

Zeb drinks stout ale from a mug of ale.

Fyra weaves two threads of air, and quickly loses them,

Zeb gives a round of applause.

Trace says 'I see the accepted can't hold her drink!'

Sirano looks nervously at Kendall.

Fyra frowns.

Raucher falls down laughing.

Sirano winks suggestively at Daina.

Daina hiccups.

Fyra comforts Daina.

Trace says 'Daina, would you like me to finish the song?!'

Daina says 'I heldd it jus fine'

Daina says 'Yesh!'

Trace says 'Sure you did! Doing a good job!'

Trace says 'Carrying on!'

Fyra says 'Don't I have a healing weave for hiccups?'

Trace says 'Where were we...'

A bartender tells Sirano 'Just yell for me when you need another.'
Sirano now has a mug of ale.
A bartender puts some coins in a small purse.

Fyra ponders life, the universe, and everything.

Daina clears her throat to sing more!

Sirano drinks the stout ale.

Sirano drinks the stout ale.

Sirano drinks the stout ale.
Sirano doesn't feel thirsty any more.

Fyra hiccups.

Daina drinks stout ale from a mug of ale.

Daina drinks stout ale from a mug of ale.

Daina tries to drink but misses her mouth!

Fyra buys a mug of ale.
A bartender puts some coins in a small purse.

Sirano chugs his beer, avoiding Kendall's eyes.

Fyra drinks stout ale from a mug of ale.

Sirano now has a mug of ale.
A bartender puts some coins in a small purse.

Trace resumes singing, 'I'M JUST A POOR BOYYYY, AND NOBODY LOVES MEEEE'

Sirano gives a mug of ale to Fyra.

Daina puts the mug down and pushes it away.

Zeb nods in agreement.

Fyra holds a mug of ale in each hand.

Trace says 'He's just a poor boy from a poor familyyyyy'

Fyra smiles happily.

Daina howls out an echo 'HE'S JUST A POOR BOY'

Kendall sips from the ale.

Daina picks the mug back up and raises it!

Trace says 'Spare him his life from this monstrosityyyy'

Sirano raises his mug in the air!

Trace says 'ISHAMAEL HE WILL NOT LET YOU GO'

Trace says 'let him gooooo'

Fyra raises her mugs in the air!

Trace says 'ISHAMAEL HE WILL NOT LET YOU GO'
Daina clashes her mug against Sirano's, ale flying.

Sirano says 'let him gooo!'

Trace says 'let him gooooooo'

Daina hollers 'Let him goooooooooooo'

Zeb starts headbanging.

Kendall switches the mud with some hot tea

Sirano begins dancing with Daina!

Kendall switches the mug with some hot tea

Kendall sighs loudly.

Trace says 'ISHAMAEL HE WILL NOT LET YOU GOOOOOOO'

Trace says 'let him gooooooo'

Fyra takes a sip of ale from each of her mugs.

Daina yells out 'Let him goooooooooooo'

Trace says 'ooohhh no noooooo'

Fyra bellows 'Let him go!'

Trace says 'nooo nooo noooooo'

Daina bellows 'Let him go!'

Sirano bellows 'NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!'

Sirano shimmies and shakes!

Fyra drinks stout ale from a mug of ale.

Trace says 'OH MAMA MIA, MAMA MIA, MAMA MIA LET ME GO'

Sirano enthusiastically cheers for Trace.

Fyra claps approvingly.

Trace says 'Balthamel has a devil put aside for meeeee'

Trace says 'for meeeeeee'

Daina sways and almost falls off of the bench.

Daina echos 'For meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee'

Fyra steadies Daina.

Trace says 'We must stop the Dark One and spit in his eyeeeee'

Sirano feels sober again.

Sirano says 'Burn my eyes, but he's good!'

Trace says 'We will leave our loves ones, and travel to the blightt to dieeeeee'

Daina starts headbanging against Kendall's breastplate.

Sirano slaps the table in rhythm with Trace's singing.

Trace says 'oh baby can't do this to me babyyyyyy'

Daina rubs her head and blinks hard.

Daina says 'Ouchhhh!'

Trace says 'JUST GOTTA GET OUT, JUST GOTTA GET RIGHT OUTTA HEREEEEE'

Trace says 'OOOHHH YEAAAAAA OOOHHHH'

Fyra says 'Dying in the blight... now that brings back memories...'

Fyra hiccups.

Daina falls down laughing.

Sirano gives a mug of ale to Fyra.

A bartender tells Sirano 'Just yell for me when you need another.'
Sirano now has a mug of ale.
A bartender puts some coins in a small purse.

Trace beings to sing solemnly, 'Nothing really matterssss'

Sirano gives a mug of ale to Raucher.

Fyra says '4 mugs!'

Trace says 'Anyone can seee'

Daina takes a drink of the mug then glares.

Kendall whispers something to Daina.

Daina says 'Tea!'

Sirano wipes a tear from his eye, watching Trace with full attention now.

Daina whispers something to Kendall.

Fyra says 'Holds two mugs of ale in each hand.'

A warhorse flickers its ears.

Zeb stops using a piece of sandstone.

Zeb grabs a wooden goblet.

Daina flickers her ears, too.

Raucher explodes with whistles and cheers.

Fyra holds her mugs in the air as more sloshes out on to Daina.

Trace says 'Nothing really matttersssss'

Trace says 'NOTHING REALLY MATTERS TO MEEEEEEE'

Trace says 'anywayy, the wind blowsssss'

A smile of bright white teeth breaks the dark features of the sailor.

Daina starts sobbing.

A sailor says 'We never worry about the way the breezes may blow.'

A sailor continues 'We have the Wavemistress's own daughter as our Windfinder.'

Fyra falls down laughing.

A sailor says confidently 'And our Sailmistress, what a brilliant woman!'

A sailor says 'She knows how to guide us even in the worst of weather.'

Raucher slaps a sailor.

Fyra sends a sailor across the dancefloor.

Trace says 'And that my friends, is the end of our song! '

Sirano slaps a sailor.

Trace says 'And this accursed sailor!'

Daina says 'shush sailor boy'

Zeb applauds Trace.


Raucher falls down laughing.

Sirano enthusiastically cheers for Trace.

Sirano enthusiastically cheers for Trace.

Sirano enthusiastically cheers for Trace.

Raucher applauds Trace.

Fyra says 'Hey! This sailor is mine!'

Zeb claps approvingly.

Fyra cheers for Trace, causing quite a ruckus.

Daina says 'Thaattt wash da bessht song in the warld!'

Trace bows for the crowd.

Fyra drinks stout ale from a mug of ale.

Zeb drinks stout ale from a mug of ale.

Trace cape falling over his head.

Trace stumbles and falls back off the bar.

Sirano says 'Oh Light...'

Daina stands up on the bench and starts cheering for Trace!

Zeb boggles at the thought.

Trace struggles to remove his cape, but seems to be stuck!

Fyra rushes over to help up Trace.

Sirano stands drunkenly, stumbling behind the bar.

Trace says 'Light blasted fiendish capes! '

Sirano says 'We're professionals, it's all right!'

Daina slips and falls onto Fyra.

Sirano cuts the cape off Trace.

Raucher looks at Trace.

Sirano says 'Here we go, we're ok!'
Daina grunts as she lands hard.

Sirano helps Trace to his feet.

Zeb buys a choice steak.
A bartender puts some coins in a small purse.

Trace stands up, bowing again!

Sirano says 'Oh Light, they're all going down.'

Fyra says 'Are you alrughts?!? I can trys to helps you Trace, I'm a healer person!'

Zeb tastes a little bit of a choice steak.

Sirano enthusiastically cheers for Trace.

Sirano looks around worriedly.

Zeb explodes with whistles and cheers.

Zeb eats a choice steak.

The Woodendoor is opened from the other side.

Hope has arrived from the north.
A pale destrier has arrived from the north.

Daina says 'Sheee does healies'

Hope closes the Woodendoor.

Trace says 'I think they're all quite drunk, Sirano!'

Hope glares at Daina.

Sirano says 'Now, please do not tell the Aes Sedai where you were!'

Sirano coughs loudly.

Hope glares at Fyra.

Daina says 'oh oh'

Sirano pulls at his collar.

Sirano says 'I mean.'

Hope says 'you two reek of alcohol...'

Sirano coughs loudly.

Raucher falls down laughing.

Fyra staggers while curtseying to Hope Sedai.

Kendall says 'i believe that s caught red handed sirano'

Daina stands and falls into a clumsy curtsy.

Raucher says 'Busted!'

Daina hiccups.

Trace coughs loudly.

Sirano hides behind the bar.

Sirano attempts to hide himself.

Fyra blushes.

Raucher falls down laughing.

Zeb buys a mug of ale.
A bartender puts some coins in a small purse.

Trace puts his cape back over his head.

Kendall grabs his axe back off the table

Zeb gives a mug of ale to Fyra.

Trace says 'If she can't see me, she can't yell at me!'

Raucher drinks mulled wine from a wooden goblet.

Raucher drops a mug of ale.

Raucher drops a mug of ale.

Daina says 'Hope Shedayyyyyy I drank teaa'

Daina hiccups.

Fyra hides a mug of ale.

Fyra hides a mug of ale.

Fyra hides a mug of ale.

Fyra hides a mug of ale.

Fyra hides a mug of ale.

Raucher drinks water from a water skin.

Kendall looks around slowly, as if something is hidden in the room.

Fyra looks around innocently.

Daina says 'It was miiixied upp I swarre'

Kendall moves to stand behind Hope Sedai

Hope says 'child, accepted have not sworn the oaths...but they expected to follow the oaths.'

Hope says 'lying is probably not smart'

Trace yells from under his cape, 'I DID NOT SERVE THIS ACCEPTED ANY ALCOHOL!'

Hope looks quickly towards Trace

Fyra says 'I would neve lie, Hope Sedai.'

Fyra smiles happily.

Sirano pops up from behind the bar.

Sirano says 'Yes, we did not!'

Sirano hides behind the bar again.
The River Lady has arrived at the docks.

Sirano attempts to hide himself.

Trace says 'We did not!'

Fyra says 'I blame Sirano for this. He kept giving me this stuff.'

Hope buys a mug of ale.
A bartender puts some coins in a small purse.

Hope buys a mug of ale.
A bartender puts some coins in a small purse.

Hope buys a mug of ale.
A bartender puts some coins in a small purse.

Hope gives a mug of ale to Fyra.

Hope gives a mug of ale to Daina.

Hope drinks stout ale from a mug of ale.

Daina says 'They gave me and drankk the wrong athingy'

Hope says 'bottoms up'

Fyra arches an eyebrow.

Hope drinks stout ale from a mug of ale.
Raucher falls down laughing.

Hope says 'yellows can have fun too'

Hope says 'lets get on with the show'

A warhorse flickers its ears.

Daina says 'ohh light halp me'

Kendall says 'you will learn the folly and you will be refused healing for the pain you both feel in the morning'

Sirano stands slowly up form behind the bar, dusting off his travel worn pants.

Trace says 'Sirano, I think they are partying! '

Fyra looks at the ale, wondering if this is a test.

Raucher says 'The head boss lady says she's gonna watch you drink down the whooooooole bar'

Sirano says 'Yes, it looks like they are...'

Raucher falls down laughing.

Hope drinks stout ale from a mug of ale.

Trace gets back up and uncovers his head.

Daina drinks dark beer from a dented tankard.

Hope nods at Raucher.

Daina drinks stout ale from a mug of ale.

Daina hiccups.

Kendall sips from the ale.

Sirano says 'I think we have succeeded in throwing a party, Trace!'

Hope says 'ahh daina prefers the harder stuff'

clap trace
Sirano claps him on the back.

Fyra takes a big drink from the mug.

Fyra smiles happily.

Hope says 'or so the gaidin tell me'

Daina buys a mutton shank.
A bartender puts some coins in a small purse.

Hope coughs loudly.

Daina eats a mutton shank.

Sirano coughs loudly.

Fyra drinks stout ale from a mug of ale.

Fyra hiccups.

Fyra blushes.

Fyra burps loudly.

Trace says 'Partyyy!'
Raucher nudges Zeb suggestively with his elbow.

Trace says 'Regrets!'

Sirano slips out the back door before he can get in any more trouble.

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Trace says 'Wine!'

Daina says 'harder breastesesplates'

you'll try to move silently for a while.

Fyra looks at Daina archly.
Trace buys a wooden goblet.
A bartender puts some coins in a small purse.

Trace buys a wooden goblet.
A bartender puts some coins in a small purse.

Trace buys a wooden goblet.
A bartender puts some coins in a small purse.

Trace buys a wooden goblet.
A bartender puts some coins in a small purse.

The Woodendoor seems to be closed.

Trace buys a wooden goblet.
A bartender puts some coins in a small purse.
Raucher says 'Things you can't make up for 1000 gold '

Trace buys a wooden goblet.
A bartender puts some coins in a small purse.

Trace buys a wooden goblet.
A bartender puts some coins in a small purse.

Raucher falls down laughing.

Daina says 'hurt my head'

Tavern Alley
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
East: A Valon guardsman watches the street for signs of trouble.
South: A pale destrier stands here, adorned with the white flame of Tar Valon.
West: An old woman weaves a pattern on her loom.
Weary and coated in dust, a merchant stands here.
An old woman smiles kindly.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby.

[Elysia]

I finally ( ) took the time to read through RP logs and I found this the most entertaining one. Both Sirano and Trace have been awarded for the March LOTM!