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Vicktor looks into a camp fire and slowly smokes his pipe to begin his story. " Did i ever tell you about the time I drank with Uno the great!?" He snickered and set his pipe down. "It started with these three eagles that came to drink with me after I bought all the ale that was in Emond's Field." He scratched his head and pondered a moment. "I remember something about walking to Lugard where we were given a wagon by some delightful people and an older man joined us."
Vicktor smiled reminiscing about the night, "I was given a wagon and we took our ale to Caemlyn, where we were met by Kenseii the magnificent and later joined by a Gleeman. I tell you it was an amazing night. We continued our trek into Tar Valon itself!" Vicktor snickered and turned back to the fire. "There was a crying town crier, a lost puppy we helped, and even gained a pair of ogiers to adventure with us!" Vicktor's smile slowly dipped a bit and he choked up a bit before continuing. "I blacked out for a little while but when I came to, the story of my life came into fruition!"
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* HP:Healthy MV:Strong - a Shienaran guard: Beaten - a massive, maniacal trolloc: Beaten > You gallantly rescue a Shienaran guard from the throes of battle!
* HP:Healthy MV:Strong - a wolfish trolloc: Scratched > bash
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A wolfish trolloc crushes your body.
A Shienaran guard barely tickles a massive, maniacal trolloc's body with his slash.
A massive, maniacal trolloc smites a Shienaran guard's body hard.
A hideous trolloc barely hacks a Shienaran guard's body.
A hideous trolloc hacks a Shienaran guard's right arm.
A wolfish trolloc crushes a Shienaran guard's left arm.
An Ogier stonemason tickles a massive, maniacal trolloc's left arm with his slash.
An ogier barely tickles a massive, maniacal trolloc's body with his strike.
A street sweeper tries to pierce a massive, maniacal trolloc, but he parries successfully.
Kenseii blasts a massive, maniacal trolloc's right arm very hard.
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Someone narrates 'omw'
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Your bash at a wolfish trolloc sends it sprawling!
* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - a wolfish trolloc: Scratched >
You smite a wolfish trolloc's body hard.
A Shienaran guard slashes a massive, maniacal trolloc's right leg.
A massive, maniacal trolloc tickles a Shienaran guard's left hand with his smite.
A hideous trolloc tries to hack a Shienaran guard, but he deflects the blow.
A hideous trolloc hacks a Shienaran guard's left leg very hard.
A Shienaran guard is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear a Shienaran guard's death cry.
An Ogier stonemason barely tickles a massive, maniacal trolloc's left foot with his slash.
A wolfish trolloc joins a massive, maniacal trolloc's fight!
A hideous trolloc joins a massive, maniacal trolloc's fight!
A hideous trolloc joins a massive, maniacal trolloc's fight!
An ogier tickles a massive, maniacal trolloc's body with his strike.
A street sweeper tickles a massive, maniacal trolloc's left foot with his pierce.
Kenseii tries to blast a massive, maniacal trolloc, but he parries successfully.
* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - a wolfish trolloc: Hurt > look
The Stooping Hawk
This tavern is full of noisy men and women, drinking strong ale and wine.
Despite the rowdiness of the men, they always tone it down whenever a woman
glances their way. You also notice that the men aren't as crass with the
barmaids as in other towns. Once in a while someone shouts some abuse at
the world in general, and scribbles something on the board without thinking
it through. A six-sided dice lies on one of the tables.
[ obvious exits: N E ]
The corpse of a wolfish trolloc is lying here.
The corpse of a Shienaran guard is lying here.
The corpse of a Shienaran guard is lying here.
The corpse of a bartender is lying here.
The corpse of a shapely young woman is lying here.
An eagle is here watching the ground for prey.
A street sweeper is here, fighting a massive, maniacal trolloc.
A gleeman is here, playing a lute.
A scrawny puppy sniffs the ground for food here.
An ogier is here, fighting a massive, maniacal trolloc.
Kenseii {Lancer Applicant} is here, fighting a massive, maniacal trolloc.
An Ogier stonemason is here, fighting a massive, maniacal trolloc.
A wolfish trolloc is here, fighting YOU!
A wolfish trolloc is here, fighting an Ogier stonemason.
A hideous trolloc is here, fighting an Ogier stonemason.
A hideous trolloc is here, fighting an Ogier stonemason.
A massive, maniacal trolloc is here, fighting an Ogier stonemason.
A good humored broker stands here, conducting his trades.
* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - a wolfish trolloc: Hurt >
Uno Nomesta has arrived from the north.
An elite Shienaran guard has arrived from the north.
An elite Shienaran guard has arrived from the north.
* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - a wolfish trolloc: Hurt >
An elite Shienaran guard joins your fight!
An elite Shienaran guard joins an elite Shienaran guard's fight!
Uno Nomesta joins an elite Shienaran guard's fight!
* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - a wolfish trolloc: Battered >
A street sweeper tries to pierce a massive, maniacal trolloc, but he deflects the blow.
* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - a wolfish trolloc: Battered >
Uno Nomesta smites a wolfish trolloc's body hard.
An elite Shienaran guard tickles a wolfish trolloc's left foot with his slash.
An elite Shienaran guard barely slashes a wolfish trolloc's right leg.
A hideous trolloc hacks an Ogier stonemason's head hard.
A hideous trolloc hacks an Ogier stonemason's left leg extremely hard.
An Ogier stonemason swiftly dodges a wolfish trolloc's attempt to crush him.
A massive, maniacal trolloc smites an Ogier stonemason's left arm into bloody fragments!
A wolfish trolloc tickles your body with its crush.
You smite a wolfish trolloc's body hard.
An Ogier stonemason tickles a massive, maniacal trolloc's body with his slash.
An ogier strikes a massive, maniacal trolloc's right arm.
A massive, maniacal trolloc swiftly dodges a street sweeper's attempt to pierce him.
Kenseii blasts a massive, maniacal trolloc's head extremely hard.
* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - a wolfish trolloc: Battered >
Uno Nomesta says 'Someone say beer?'
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Vicktor gets a far off look before continuing. "That man, Uno, is one of my childhood hero's. He stands for everything that the Red Eagles stands for! Trolloc Killin! Beer Drinking! Simply amazing!"
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You say 'UNO!!!!'
* HP:Scratched MV:Full > give keg uno
You give a small keg to Uno Nomesta.
* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Uno Nomesta gallantly rescues an ogier!
You assist Uno Nomesta!
* HP:Scratched MV:Full - an ogier: Battered - a massive, maniacal trolloc: Critical >
Uno Nomesta drinks dark beer from a small keg.
* HP:Scratched MV:Full - an ogier: Battered - a massive, maniacal trolloc: Critical >
Uno Nomesta drinks dark beer from a small keg.
* HP:Scratched MV:Full - an ogier: Battered - a massive, maniacal trolloc: Critical >
Uno Nomesta drinks dark beer from a small keg.
* HP:Scratched MV:Full - an ogier: Battered - a massive, maniacal trolloc: Critical >
Uno Nomesta drinks dark beer from a small keg.
* HP:Scratched MV:Full - an ogier: Battered - a massive, maniacal trolloc: Critical >
You smite a massive, maniacal trolloc's body.
An elite Shienaran guard tickles a hideous trolloc's body with his slash.
An elite Shienaran guard barely slashes a hideous trolloc's right leg.
A hideous trolloc barely tickles Uno Nomesta's body with its hack.
Uno Nomesta smites a hideous trolloc's right arm extremely hard.
A hideous trolloc hacks Uno Nomesta's head extremely hard.
A wolfish trolloc tickles Uno Nomesta's body with its crush.
A massive, maniacal trolloc smites an ogier's body extremely hard.
An ogier tickles a massive, maniacal trolloc's body with his strike.
A street sweeper tries to pierce a massive, maniacal trolloc, but he dodges the attack.
Kenseii blasts a massive, maniacal trolloc's left leg very hard.
* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Uno Nomesta says 'Beer and trollocs!'
* HP:Scratched MV:Full - Uno Nomesta: Hurt - a hideous trolloc: Wounded >
An ogier joins your fight!
A street sweeper joins your fight!
Uno Nomesta says 'This is my dream!'
* HP:Scratched MV:Full - Uno Nomesta: Hurt - a hideous trolloc: Beaten >
Kenseii blasts a wolfish trolloc's body.
Uno Nomesta says 'The poor bartender...'
* HP:Scratched MV:Full > look
The Stooping Hawk
This tavern is full of noisy men and women, drinking strong ale and wine.
Despite the rowdiness of the men, they always tone it down whenever a woman
glances their way. You also notice that the men aren't as crass with the
barmaids as in other towns. Once in a while someone shouts some abuse at
the world in general, and scribbles something on the board without thinking
it through. A six-sided dice lies on one of the tables.
[ obvious exits: N E ]
The corpse of a hideous trolloc is lying here.
The corpse of a hideous trolloc is lying here.
The corpse of a massive, maniacal trolloc is lying here.
The corpse of an Ogier stonemason is lying here.
The corpse of a wolfish trolloc is lying here.
The corpse of a wolfish trolloc is lying here.
The corpse of a wolfish trolloc is lying here.
The corpse of a Shienaran guard is lying here.
The corpse of a Shienaran guard is lying here.
The corpse of a bartender is lying here.
The corpse of a shapely young woman is lying here.
An elite Shienaran guard attends his duties.
An elite Shienaran guard attends his duties.
A large one-eyed man stands here, glaring at nothing in particular.
An eagle is here watching the ground for prey.
A shifty looking fellow patrols the streets picking up discarded belongings.
A gleeman is here, playing a lute.
A scrawny puppy sniffs the ground for food here.
An astonishingly tall and broad man stands here, with large tufted ears.
Kenseii {Lancer Applicant} is standing here.
A good humored broker stands here, conducting his trades.
* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Kenseii says 'we will drink to his memory'
* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Uno Nomesta says 'Well boys. You won my heart. Let's do this!'
* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Uno Nomesta starts following you.
* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > say this is like a dream come true!
You say 'this is like a dream come true!'
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Vicktor's eyes began watering, slowly pouring tears down his face. "My hero had come and helped us protect his city, and then to follow me! It was the best day of my life! I felt it couldn't get any better! But Uno had other plans. He told me to follow him... "
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* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Uno Nomesta says 'Is it ready?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Desmond chats 'I think its Options > Session > Scrollback'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
A street sweeper stretches his back and returns to work.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
The grizzled veteran nods in agreement.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Uno Nomesta unlocks the celldoor.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Uno Nomesta says 'You may not have been in here before.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Uno Nomesta opens the celldoor.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > drink keg
Uno Nomesta leaves east.
An elite Shienaran guard leaves east.
An elite Shienaran guard leaves east.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > drink keg
You drink the dark beer.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > You drink the dark beer.
You don't feel thirsty any more.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > e
A Dark Cell
This small cell houses some of the criminals and prisoners of Fal Dara.
A single lantern hangs from the ceiling, giving this room an erie glow.
Other then the lantern hanging from the ceiling the only other thing here
is a small cot in the center of the room.
[ obvious exits: W ]
An elite Shienaran guard attends his duties.
An elite Shienaran guard attends his duties.
A large one-eyed man stands here, glaring at nothing in particular.
Kenseii has arrived from the west.
An ogier has arrived from the west.
A puppy has arrived from the west.
The musical gleeman has arrived from the west.
A street sweeper has arrived from the west.
An old man has arrived from the west.
An eagle has arrived from the west.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Uno Nomesta pulls a high chain that raises a fountain into the room.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > say this seems a trap
You say 'this seems a trap'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > ponder
You ponder life, the universe, and everything.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Uno Nomesta gently fills a small keg from an ornate copper fountain.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > say or there's more beer!
You say 'or there's more beer!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Uno Nomesta says 'Drinks on me boys!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Uno Nomesta drinks dark beer from a small keg.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Kenseii says 'as a prospective lancer i need to know all about my city
'* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Uno Nomesta drinks dark beer from a small keg.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Uno Nomesta drinks dark beer from a small keg.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Uno Nomesta drinks dark beer from a small keg.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Kenseii explodes with whistles and cheers.
* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Kenseii falls down laughing.
Uno Nomesta gently fills a small keg from an ornate copper fountain.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Kenseii says 'pass me a mug!!!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Uno Nomesta blushes.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say oh my god!!!
You say 'oh my god!!!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say thank you so much!!!
You say 'thank you so much!!!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > hug uno
You hug him.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Kenseii explodes with whistles and cheers.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Uno Nomesta nods at you.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say I've dreamed of this!
You say 'I've dreamed of this!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Uno Nomesta says 'Applicants and the Manetheren blood!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > drink keg
You're not thirsty.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Uno Nomesta says 'All deserve to see the true prison of Fal Dara.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You feel sober again.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Uno Nomesta drinks dark beer from a small keg.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Kenseii says 'Tai'Shar Shienar!!!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say Tai'Shar Shienar!!!
You say 'Tai'Shar Shienar!!!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Uno Nomesta says 'Taiiiii don't mind if I do.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
An elite Shienaran guard says 'Honor to Vicktor'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Uno Nomesta drinks dark beer from a small keg.
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Vicktor laughs wildly with tears in his eyes. "This is what it means to be an Eagle! This is what it means to be Vicktor Lightsworn!" Vicktor laughs wildly and kicks a full keg to you. "Drink up and enjoy! It's time to have some fun!"