Apprentice Auditions! --- &RPaward
Posted: Sat May 13, 2017 4:33 am
Ely edit 22 Jul 2021.
1-6 qps, depending on length and quality.
Rplizer +1 qps : x
Extra meticulous edit +1 qps : x
Length bonus +1-2 qps : o/x
Summary: +1 qps : o/x
Total: 3 qps
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This isn't a new log, but I haven't posted it publically before. It's really to show two things: 1. It's possible even to roleplay when no one else is around; and 2. I sometimes do more than just mock people through song when I do roleplay...
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The Tremalking Splice
The room is dim and filled with pungent tabac smoke. Off in the dark
corners, a group of people can be seen squatting down on the ground.
Only muttering and repeated clattering of dice emanate out from the
corner, otherwise everyone in here seems to keep to themselves. Those
sitting at tables in the center and others at the bar seem intent on
drinking as much as possible.
A small sign hangs from the wall.
[ obvious exits: N ]
North: A long-eared rabbit is here, looking quite sick.
A long wooden table offers room for patrons.
A gleeman is here, playing a lute.
A sullen man is hunched over a tankard, sipping his ale.
A bartender serves customers with a greedy smile.
A merchant guard eyes you warily, intent on keeping order.
A merchant guard eyes you warily, intent on keeping order.
A mangy cat has arrived from the north.
A puppy has arrived from the north.
A rabbit has arrived from the north.
Meiffret wanders over to a table in the back, eyeing his companions.
Meiffret says 'Now.
Meiffret looks from the cat to the puppy to the rabbit in turn.
Meiffret says 'As you all know, I need an Apprentice.
A mangy cat meows softly.
A puppy barks!
or emote tips its head to the side.
[order rabbit]
frown rabbit
What's bothering you?
Meiffret says 'What about you, rabbit?
or fart
[order rabbit]
frown
What's bothering you?
roll
You roll your eyes.
Meiffret says 'Well, I think we know who it won't be.
pat rabbit
You pat a rabbit on its head.
Meiffret says 'Well then!
Meiffret says 'I think, we should have a competition. Whoever performs the best will win. Yes?
A puppy barks loudly!
A mangy cat rubs itself against Meiffret's leg.
Meiffret says 'Well, ok then!
Meiffret says 'I shall sing. You all shall perform!
clap
Clap, clap, clap.
Meiffret clears his throat.
Meiffret says 'Ahem!
Meiffret sings 'We'll drink the wine till the cup is dry,'
A puppy barks at the bartender.
A mangy cat jumps onto the bar, looking at the wine glass.
A mangy cat slowly pushes the wine glass off the bar and onto the floor - smashing it!
Meiffret stops and glares at the cat.
A puppy barks and running over to the mess.
A puppy licks up the wine.
op say Dry!
A puppy says 'eYHO'
A puppy barks!
sigh
You sigh.
Meiffret continues on singing, 'And kiss the girls so they'll not cry,'
Meiffret sings, 'And toss the dice until we fly,'
A bartender looks up from the bar and gives a wicked grin.
A bartender rolls the dice....
A bartender rolls a two and a six!
wink bartender
You wink suggestively at a bartender.
Meiffret sings, 'To dance with Jak o' the Shadows.'
A bartender hustles about the room, getting ready for new business.
A mangy cat jumps off the bar and lands on the puppy.
A puppy the puppy hops around with the cat on its back.
grin
You grin evilly.
Meiffret says 'Nice dancing!
Meiffret says 'Second verse!
Meiffret sings, 'We'll dance all night til the moon runs free,'
Meiffret sings, 'And dandle the lasses upon our knee,'
Meiffret leans down, scooping the rabbit onto his lap.
pat rabbit
You pat a rabbit on its head.
Meiffret sings, 'To dance with Jak o' the Shadows.'
A puppy runs into a stool loudly, the cat flying off its back onto the floor.
sigh
You sigh.
Meiffret says 'Third verse!
Meiffret sings, 'We'll sing all night, and drink all day,'
A puppy barks!
A mangy cat meows!
Meiffret sings, 'And on the girls we'll spend our pay'
Meiffret sings, 'And when it's gone, then we'll away,'
Meiffret sings, 'To dance with Jak o' the Shadows.'
Meiffret holds up four fingers.
Meiffret says 'Fourth verse!
Meiffret sings, 'There's some delight in ale and wine,'
A mangy cat jumps onto the bar eyeing another glass of wine.
Meiffret watches the bartender grab the wine with both hands, shaking his head at the cat.
A mangy cat gives a pitiful meow.
Meiffret continues singing, 'And some in girls with ankles fine,'
Meiffret sings, 'But my delight, yes, always mine,'
Meiffret sings, 'Is to dance with Jak o' the Shadows.'
A puppy stands on its back legs, trying to dance.
Meiffret holds up five fingers.
Meiffret says 'FIVE!
Meiffret sings, 'We drink all night and dance all day,'
Meiffret sings quicker, 'and on the girls we spend our pay,'
Meiffret sings louder, 'and when we're done, then we'll away,'
Meiffret sings, 'to dance with Jak o' the Shadows.'
A mangy cat stands up on its back legs on the bar, copying the puppy.
Meiffret says 'SIX!
Plavin has arrived from the north. <--- Heh. He just caught me roleplaying on my own... *Blush*
Meiffret sings, 'We'll toss the dice however they fall,'
Meiffret stops.
Plavin says 'having a show to yourself?'
nod
You nod in agreement.
Plavin smiles happily.
Plavin says 'Practice makes perfect I suppose.'
Meiffret says 'The puppy and the cat are auditioning.
Plavin says 'I quite enjoyed your last showing.'
A puppy barks loudly.
A mangy cat meows.
Plavin buys a wooden goblet.
A bartender puts some coins in a small purse.
A puppy drops onto all four legs, finishing dancing.
Plavin smirks.
A mangy cat jumps off the bar.
A mangy cat purrs at you.
Plavin giggles.
Meiffret says 'Who do you think might make a better apprentice?
point puppy
You point at it.
point cat
You point at it.
Plavin says 'the puppy of course.'
Plavin smiles happily.
A puppy sits down happily.
Plavin says 'Cats are known to go their own way.'
A mangy cat scratches you and runs away behind a chair.
snicker
You snicker softly.
whois plavin
Plavin Mazer is a human.
Plavin rubs his calf.
sigh
You sigh.
Meiffret says 'Naughty cat.
Plavin hisses toward the cat.
Meiffret says 'And what about you, Plavin?
Plavin says 'Me?'
A mangy cat cowers.
Plavin says 'I am but an adventurer.'
Meiffret says 'Perhaps you'd make a good apprentice? <-- Heh, worth a try to get him to be my apprentice over a cat or a dog, right?!
Meiffret purses his lips.
Plavin says 'my wit decieves me.'
chuck
You chuckle politely.
Plavin says 'I've not the temperment for a gleeman. You all are so.... happy.'
Meiffret says 'That's just the ale speaking.
wink plavin
You wink suggestively at Plavin.
Plavin smirks.
Plavin says 'Mayhaps.'
Plavin says 'the way you made your story up on the spot,'
Plavin says 'fascinating.'
chuck
You chuckle politely.
Meiffret says 'I find them better that way.
Meiffret says 'Stops people getting bored.
snicker
You snicker softly.
Plavin says 'I would have faultered half way through.'
Plavin smiles happily.
shrug
You shrug.
Meiffret says 'Happens to the best of us.
Meiffret gestures around.
Plavin points at a puppy.
Plavin says 'him too.'
Meiffret says 'And the audience is always there to point at when you're stuck.
nod
You nod in agreement.
Plavin says 'ah'
Plavin says 'an escape route.'
Plavin says 'always good to have.'
Meiffret taps his nose knowingly.
Meiffret says 'Of course.
Plavin says 'Well met mate.'
Plavin says 'If you are ever in need of an audience, I am here.'
nod
You nod in agreement.
Plavin says 'for now I must make some gold.'
nod
You nod in agreement.
Plavin bows before you.
Meiffret says 'Good luck to you.
Plavin leaves north.
Meiffret says 'Now...
Meiffret turns to the cat and the puppy.
Meiffret says 'Where were we? <-- I lost my concentration after that. Oh well.
A puppy barks!
A mangy cat meows.
Meiffret says 'Ah, yes...
Meiffret says 'Scratches at his throat. I'm afraid my voice is a bit hoarse after the first six verses. Perhaps we should take a break for now.
Meiffret says 'You can audition again later.
chuck
You chuckle politely.
Meiffret mutters, 'It doesn't look like my apprentice opening will be taken any time soon.'
sigh
You sigh.
Meiffret says 'I will return later.
pat cat
You pat a mangy cat on its head.
pat puppy
You pat a puppy on its head.
pat rabbit
You pat a rabbit on its head.
Meiffret leaves north.
1-6 qps, depending on length and quality.
Rplizer +1 qps : x
Extra meticulous edit +1 qps : x
Length bonus +1-2 qps : o/x
Summary: +1 qps : o/x
Total: 3 qps
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This isn't a new log, but I haven't posted it publically before. It's really to show two things: 1. It's possible even to roleplay when no one else is around; and 2. I sometimes do more than just mock people through song when I do roleplay...
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The Tremalking Splice
The room is dim and filled with pungent tabac smoke. Off in the dark
corners, a group of people can be seen squatting down on the ground.
Only muttering and repeated clattering of dice emanate out from the
corner, otherwise everyone in here seems to keep to themselves. Those
sitting at tables in the center and others at the bar seem intent on
drinking as much as possible.
A small sign hangs from the wall.
[ obvious exits: N ]
North: A long-eared rabbit is here, looking quite sick.
A long wooden table offers room for patrons.
A gleeman is here, playing a lute.
A sullen man is hunched over a tankard, sipping his ale.
A bartender serves customers with a greedy smile.
A merchant guard eyes you warily, intent on keeping order.
A merchant guard eyes you warily, intent on keeping order.
A mangy cat has arrived from the north.
A puppy has arrived from the north.
A rabbit has arrived from the north.
Meiffret wanders over to a table in the back, eyeing his companions.
Meiffret says 'Now.
Meiffret looks from the cat to the puppy to the rabbit in turn.
Meiffret says 'As you all know, I need an Apprentice.
A mangy cat meows softly.
A puppy barks!
or emote tips its head to the side.
[order rabbit]
frown rabbit
What's bothering you?
Meiffret says 'What about you, rabbit?
or fart
[order rabbit]
frown
What's bothering you?
roll
You roll your eyes.
Meiffret says 'Well, I think we know who it won't be.
pat rabbit
You pat a rabbit on its head.
Meiffret says 'Well then!
Meiffret says 'I think, we should have a competition. Whoever performs the best will win. Yes?
A puppy barks loudly!
A mangy cat rubs itself against Meiffret's leg.
Meiffret says 'Well, ok then!
Meiffret says 'I shall sing. You all shall perform!
clap
Clap, clap, clap.
Meiffret clears his throat.
Meiffret says 'Ahem!
Meiffret sings 'We'll drink the wine till the cup is dry,'
A puppy barks at the bartender.
A mangy cat jumps onto the bar, looking at the wine glass.
A mangy cat slowly pushes the wine glass off the bar and onto the floor - smashing it!
Meiffret stops and glares at the cat.
A puppy barks and running over to the mess.
A puppy licks up the wine.
op say Dry!
A puppy says 'eYHO'
A puppy barks!
sigh
You sigh.
Meiffret continues on singing, 'And kiss the girls so they'll not cry,'
Meiffret sings, 'And toss the dice until we fly,'
A bartender looks up from the bar and gives a wicked grin.
A bartender rolls the dice....
A bartender rolls a two and a six!
wink bartender
You wink suggestively at a bartender.
Meiffret sings, 'To dance with Jak o' the Shadows.'
A bartender hustles about the room, getting ready for new business.
A mangy cat jumps off the bar and lands on the puppy.
A puppy the puppy hops around with the cat on its back.
grin
You grin evilly.
Meiffret says 'Nice dancing!
Meiffret says 'Second verse!
Meiffret sings, 'We'll dance all night til the moon runs free,'
Meiffret sings, 'And dandle the lasses upon our knee,'
Meiffret leans down, scooping the rabbit onto his lap.
pat rabbit
You pat a rabbit on its head.
Meiffret sings, 'To dance with Jak o' the Shadows.'
A puppy runs into a stool loudly, the cat flying off its back onto the floor.
sigh
You sigh.
Meiffret says 'Third verse!
Meiffret sings, 'We'll sing all night, and drink all day,'
A puppy barks!
A mangy cat meows!
Meiffret sings, 'And on the girls we'll spend our pay'
Meiffret sings, 'And when it's gone, then we'll away,'
Meiffret sings, 'To dance with Jak o' the Shadows.'
Meiffret holds up four fingers.
Meiffret says 'Fourth verse!
Meiffret sings, 'There's some delight in ale and wine,'
A mangy cat jumps onto the bar eyeing another glass of wine.
Meiffret watches the bartender grab the wine with both hands, shaking his head at the cat.
A mangy cat gives a pitiful meow.
Meiffret continues singing, 'And some in girls with ankles fine,'
Meiffret sings, 'But my delight, yes, always mine,'
Meiffret sings, 'Is to dance with Jak o' the Shadows.'
A puppy stands on its back legs, trying to dance.
Meiffret holds up five fingers.
Meiffret says 'FIVE!
Meiffret sings, 'We drink all night and dance all day,'
Meiffret sings quicker, 'and on the girls we spend our pay,'
Meiffret sings louder, 'and when we're done, then we'll away,'
Meiffret sings, 'to dance with Jak o' the Shadows.'
A mangy cat stands up on its back legs on the bar, copying the puppy.
Meiffret says 'SIX!
Plavin has arrived from the north. <--- Heh. He just caught me roleplaying on my own... *Blush*
Meiffret sings, 'We'll toss the dice however they fall,'
Meiffret stops.
Plavin says 'having a show to yourself?'
nod
You nod in agreement.
Plavin smiles happily.
Plavin says 'Practice makes perfect I suppose.'
Meiffret says 'The puppy and the cat are auditioning.
Plavin says 'I quite enjoyed your last showing.'
A puppy barks loudly.
A mangy cat meows.
Plavin buys a wooden goblet.
A bartender puts some coins in a small purse.
A puppy drops onto all four legs, finishing dancing.
Plavin smirks.
A mangy cat jumps off the bar.
A mangy cat purrs at you.
Plavin giggles.
Meiffret says 'Who do you think might make a better apprentice?
point puppy
You point at it.
point cat
You point at it.
Plavin says 'the puppy of course.'
Plavin smiles happily.
A puppy sits down happily.
Plavin says 'Cats are known to go their own way.'
A mangy cat scratches you and runs away behind a chair.
snicker
You snicker softly.
whois plavin
Plavin Mazer is a human.
Plavin rubs his calf.
sigh
You sigh.
Meiffret says 'Naughty cat.
Plavin hisses toward the cat.
Meiffret says 'And what about you, Plavin?
Plavin says 'Me?'
A mangy cat cowers.
Plavin says 'I am but an adventurer.'
Meiffret says 'Perhaps you'd make a good apprentice? <-- Heh, worth a try to get him to be my apprentice over a cat or a dog, right?!
Meiffret purses his lips.
Plavin says 'my wit decieves me.'
chuck
You chuckle politely.
Plavin says 'I've not the temperment for a gleeman. You all are so.... happy.'
Meiffret says 'That's just the ale speaking.
wink plavin
You wink suggestively at Plavin.
Plavin smirks.
Plavin says 'Mayhaps.'
Plavin says 'the way you made your story up on the spot,'
Plavin says 'fascinating.'
chuck
You chuckle politely.
Meiffret says 'I find them better that way.
Meiffret says 'Stops people getting bored.
snicker
You snicker softly.
Plavin says 'I would have faultered half way through.'
Plavin smiles happily.
shrug
You shrug.
Meiffret says 'Happens to the best of us.
Meiffret gestures around.
Plavin points at a puppy.
Plavin says 'him too.'
Meiffret says 'And the audience is always there to point at when you're stuck.
nod
You nod in agreement.
Plavin says 'ah'
Plavin says 'an escape route.'
Plavin says 'always good to have.'
Meiffret taps his nose knowingly.
Meiffret says 'Of course.
Plavin says 'Well met mate.'
Plavin says 'If you are ever in need of an audience, I am here.'
nod
You nod in agreement.
Plavin says 'for now I must make some gold.'
nod
You nod in agreement.
Plavin bows before you.
Meiffret says 'Good luck to you.
Plavin leaves north.
Meiffret says 'Now...
Meiffret turns to the cat and the puppy.
Meiffret says 'Where were we? <-- I lost my concentration after that. Oh well.
A puppy barks!
A mangy cat meows.
Meiffret says 'Ah, yes...
Meiffret says 'Scratches at his throat. I'm afraid my voice is a bit hoarse after the first six verses. Perhaps we should take a break for now.
Meiffret says 'You can audition again later.
chuck
You chuckle politely.
Meiffret mutters, 'It doesn't look like my apprentice opening will be taken any time soon.'
sigh
You sigh.
Meiffret says 'I will return later.
pat cat
You pat a mangy cat on its head.
pat puppy
You pat a puppy on its head.
pat rabbit
You pat a rabbit on its head.
Meiffret leaves north.
Can't remember exactly what animals that is but seem to remember something about a donkey and maybe a rooster