Wheel of Time MUD

Ely edit 22 Jul 2021.

1-6 qps, depending on length and quality.

Rplizer +1 qps : o/x
Extra meticulous edit +1 qps : o/x
Length bonus +1-2 qps : o/x

Summary: +1 qps : o/x

Total: 1 qp for Pial, Rico, Mhaliah and Ragyn

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* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say he a darkfriend!
You say 'he a darkfriend!'
Rico looks around slowly, as if something is hidden in the room.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Ragyn - The Black Fox Tavern
Mhaliah - Caemlyn Central Square
Rico - Caemlyn Central Square
Pial - Caemlyn Central Square

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rico says 'Go get him'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ragyn has arrived from the north, riding a gray palfrey.
A raven has arrived from the north.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ragyn stops riding a gray palfrey.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ragyn leaves south.
A raven leaves south.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ragyn has arrived from the south.
A raven has arrived from the south.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ragyn leaves east.
A raven leaves east.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > ride horse
You start riding him.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mhaliah stops using a wickedly scythed longsword.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > ragyn is now set as your next kill.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Ragyn - First National Bank of Andor
Mhaliah - Caemlyn Central Square
Rico - Caemlyn Central Square
Pial - Caemlyn Central Square

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ragyn has arrived from the east.
A raven has arrived from the east.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mhaliah wields a wickedly scythed longsword in a two-handed grip.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rico looks at Ragyn.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rico snickers softly.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mhaliah looks at Ragyn.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > inv
You are carrying:
a war saddle with stirrups
iron horseshoes
eighteen copper pennys
a stable ticket
a large number of gold crowns (50)
a crystal lightstick
a bridle made of leather

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rico says 'That's petty dung right there.'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ragyn says 'Would you please dismount from the horse, Pial?'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rico says 'To steal a man's horse.'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ragyn says 'this is daylight robbery'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ragyn says 'and in front of a Lion Warden no less'
Rico tells you 'Hahahahahahaha'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say was my horse first!
You say 'was my horse first!'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ragyn says 'for shame'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say i left it near the inn
You say 'i left it near the inn'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say thanks for retrieving it for me
You say 'thanks for retrieving it for me'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mhaliah says 'Anyone have a throwting knife?'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ragyn says 'the rage must truly be pumping in thine veins'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > tell rico lol
You tell Rico 'lol'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > tell rico i don't think he realizes i a jokester, not really rage
You tell Rico 'i don't think he realizes i a jokester, not really rage'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > l ragyn

Death is the road to awe

Ragyn is in excellent condition.

Ragyn is using:
<used as light> a crystal lightstick
<worn on head> a full metal helmet and visor
<worn around neck> a weathered, storm-gray gorget
<worn around neck> a weathered, storm-gray gorget
<worn about body> a cloak of shifting colors
<slung on back> a backpack
<worn on hands> a pair of heavy metal gauntlets
<worn around wrist> a gator skin bracer
<worn around wrist> a gator skin bracer
<wielded two-handed> a heron marked greatsword
<worn on legs> a pair of ebony-steel plate greaves
<worn on feet> a pair of thick metal boots

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rico grins, eyes sparkling with mischief.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ragyn says 'that horse is actually from Caralain Grasses'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say heron longerblade
You say 'heron longerblade '

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rico tells you 'Yeah probably not.'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ragyn says 'there could be a gray palfrey at the inn, I do not know'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say it must have wandered there
You say 'it must have wandered there'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ragyn says 'Would you please dismount the gray?'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say thanks for bringing it to me
You say 'thanks for bringing it to me'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ragyn says 'Mhaliah could I get you to have Pial dismount the horse ?'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mhaliah sits down on a bench.
Mhaliah sheathes a wickedly scythed longsword into a studded leather belt with a crossed swords buckle.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mhaliah looks at a gray palfrey.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say mhaliah do you remember when i told you of my lost horse?
You say 'mhaliah do you remember when i told you of my lost horse?'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rico says 'Two men both claimed a horse.'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rico says 'And the wise king told them to divide it in half.'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You are hungry.
Ragyn says 'the Thiefbane could get to the bottom of this I am sure'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ragyn says 'fine investigators of crime they are'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rico says 'Hey Pial, stop riding that horse.'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mhaliah narrates 'with much hatred they fight over a Gray Palfrey, wanting the justive of the queen for a cheap horse'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mhaliah clambers to his feet.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ragyn says 'You can take my word for it, an honest man. Or take the murderer's word, who is wanted both by the Lancers and by Tar valon'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mhaliah says 'wait here'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > nar lol
You narrate 'lol'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mhaliah leaves north.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rico says 'It's a criminal action to ride that horse.'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A villager woman leaves north.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > horse is now set as your next kill.

Ragyn misses a kick at a gray palfrey's groin, much to a gray palfrey's relief...

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mhaliah has arrived from the north, riding a gray palfrey.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A gray palfrey tries to hit Ragyn, but he dodges the attack.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mhaliah stops riding a gray palfrey.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ragyn swiftly dodges a gray palfrey's attempt to hit him.
Ragyn slashes a gray palfrey's body into bloody fragments!

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mhaliah says 'there is a horse'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > gasp
You gasp in astonishment.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > l
A gray palfrey tries to hit Ragyn, but he dodges the attack.
Ragyn slashes a gray palfrey's left hand into bloody fragments!
Caemlyn Central Square
You are in a large stone square, right in the middle of Caemlyn's outer
city. You see a wide boulevard to the north, and the path to the inner
city. There are a number of shops around you. The density of the population
is really quite incredible. It's almost impossible to relax as you are
being constantly bumped and jostled. From here you can really get a good
view of the outer city, and this just makes you appreciate the older inner
city all the more. A large banner hangs nearby, depicting a map of
Caemlyn's outer city.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A fountain is here, offering clear blue water to all.
A marble bench, flecked with gold and bronze, adorns the floor.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby.
Mhaliah M'taal Captain of the Lion Warden is standing here.
A raven is here flying around.
Ragyn nordens'Ravn is here, fighting a gray palfrey.
A gray palfrey is here, fighting Ragyn.
Rico Amadeo the Ghost of Thiefbane Past is sitting here on a bench mending a weapon.
The Caemlyn town crier stands here, spreading the news.
A gleeman is here, playing a lute.
A ballot box records votes here.
Rico says 'Hahahaha'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mhaliah sits down and rests.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rico clambers to his feet.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A gray palfrey tries to hit Ragyn, but he dodges the attack.
Ragyn slashes a gray palfrey's left leg into bloody fragments!

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rico starts riding a gray palfrey.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A gray palfrey tries to hit Ragyn, but he dodges the attack.
Ragyn slashes a gray palfrey's body into bloody fragments!
A gray palfrey is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear a gray palfrey's death cry.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Mhaliah - Caemlyn Central Square
Ragyn - Caemlyn Central Square
Rico - Caemlyn Central Square
Pial - Caemlyn Central Square

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rico says 'Thanks for the gray.'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mhaliah grins evilly.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rico narrates 'And now they divide the horse evenly.'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rico says 'Interesting legal question.'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A villager woman has arrived from the north.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mhaliah narrates 'I guess that means it was definitely Pials. Ragyn for the kill.'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The Caemlyn town crier strokes his chin thoughtfully.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The collector has arrived from the east.
The sun rises.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The Caemlyn town crier beams a smile at Rico.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rico says 'Would it be grand theft auto if the owner intended to blow the car up?'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The collector leaves west.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mhaliah thinks hard.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Marlyma has arrived from the north, riding a Domani razor.
A chicken has arrived from the north.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mhaliah says 'Fraud.'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > nar yeah
You narrate 'yeah'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Marlyma sits down and rests.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mhaliah looks at Marlyma.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > nar why would he kill his own horse
You narrate 'why would he kill his own horse'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ragyn narrates 'I felt it would be better off dead than in the hands of a thief, we all know what Civil watch do to their animals'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ragyn narrates 'nothing civil that is for sure'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Marlyma stops resting, and clambers on her feet.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rico says 'He just called you a sheepfucker.'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Marlyma's icy spikes shred a raven, whose insides now flow freely to the ground.
A raven is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear a raven's death cry.
A raven stops following Ragyn.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Marlyma sits down and rests.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rico says 'And a horsefucker too.'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Marlyma stops resting, and clambers on her feet.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ragyn says 'horsefucker, but I'm sure the sheep don't go unscathed'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Marlyma gestures briefly at Marlyma, who now appears more impressive somehow.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The day has begun.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A plump pheasant has arrived from the west.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Marlyma sits down and rests.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rico says 'Also, Marlyma is going to kill you.'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > nod
You nod in agreement.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say lol
You say 'lol'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say why
You say 'why'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Marlyma - Caemlyn Central Square
Mhaliah - Caemlyn Central Square
Ragyn - Caemlyn Central Square
Rico - Caemlyn Central Square
Pial - Caemlyn Central Square

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Marlyma says 'why would i kill someone?'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > l marlyma

A villager woman performs her daily routine.

Marlyma has quite a few wounds.

Marlyma is using:
<used as light> a crystal lightstick
<held> a bunch of fireworks
<worn on head> a camouflaged hood
<worn around neck> a shimmering pendant of obsidian
<worn around neck> a shimmering pendant of obsidian
<worn about body> a gown of exquisite design
<slung on back> a backpack
<worn on hands> a pair of dark gloves
<worn around wrist> a silver Kandori wristcuff
<worn around wrist> a silver Kandori wristcuff
<worn as shield> a silver etched shield (worn)
<wielded> a dark, barbed flail
<worn on legs> a pair of earthen colored breeches
<worn on feet> a black pair of silver-tooled boots
Rico says 'You have it coming.'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Marlyma strokes her chin thoughtfully.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ragyn says 'You probably killed her afk or something'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say she a whiner that's for sure
You say 'she a whiner that's for sure'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Marlyma says 'winner*'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A pike has been raised here for showing off trophies.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say probably friends with ragyn
You say 'probably friends with ragyn'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Marlyma says 'you got a few letters mixed'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rico nods at Marlyma.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The fountain drains and refills with fresh, clean water.
A city lamplighter has arrived from the north.
You are hungry.
A lantern held by Mhaliah begins to dim a little.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Marlyma says 'afk, wife home'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Marlyma stops resting, and clambers on her feet.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Marlyma leaves north riding a Domani razor.
A chicken leaves north.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A city lamplighter extinguishes a streetlamp.
A city lamplighter leaves north.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ragyn says 'the jealousy. You can have friends too, Pial. Just stop stealing horses, forcing the owner to put down the poor animal'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say sir you are quite deranged
You say 'sir you are quite deranged '

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Mhaliah - Caemlyn Central Square
Ragyn - Caemlyn Central Square
Rico - Caemlyn Central Square
Pial - Caemlyn Central Square

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A street sweeper has arrived from the west.
A lantern held by Mhaliah is definitely fading.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ragyn says 'Well I'll be sure to report the theft to the rightful authorities'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rico ponders life, the universe, and everything.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > nod ragyn
You nod at him.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rico says 'I think he means you, Mhaliah.'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say is pretty good of you to report yourself
You say 'is pretty good of you to report yourself'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rico looks at Ragyn.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ragyn says 'I am sure Morgase would be most concerned seeing a criminal sitting here, especially after the theft'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A lantern held by Mhaliah is about to go out!
The corpse of a gray palfrey has decayed into a pile of dust.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mhaliah chuckles politely.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The street sweeper returns after dumping his cart in the Junk Yard.
A street sweeper stretches his back and returns to work.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ragyn says 'One would imagine you'd be on your way to the seanchan town down in the southwest'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rico says 'How many places are you warranted Pial?'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A street sweeper leaves east.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say tar valon fd maradon
You say 'tar valon fd maradon'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > stat
You are a 88 year old male human hunter.
Your height is 5 feet, 11 inches, and you weigh 187.0 lbs.
You are carrying 14.5 lbs and wearing 43.0 lbs, very light.
Your base abilities are: Str:19 Int:12 Wil:12 Dex:17 Con:18.
Offensive bonus: 157, Dodging bonus: 86, Parrying bonus: 177
Your mood is: Wimpy. You will flee below: 80 Hit Points
Your posture is: Normal.
You are wanted by: Tar Valon Fal Dara Maradon Mayene
Your armor absorbs about 66% on average.

You are subjected to the following effects:

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mhaliah says 'the first thing you learn is that an horse is replacable.'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say mayene
You say 'mayene'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rico says 'Why Mayene?'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say some random winged tard was talking dung
You say 'some random winged tard was talking dung'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say bricked a charge
You say 'bricked a charge'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rico nods in agreement.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ragyn says 'It had sentimental value to me, and Pial viciously stole it'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rico says 'You are wanted by: Shadow Seanchan Empire Kirendad '

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ragyn says 'it could not be replaced'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A lantern held by Mhaliah has gone out!
The corpse of a raven has decayed into a pile of dust.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mhaliah stops using a lantern.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mhaliah gives a lantern to the Caemlyn town crier.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mhaliah stops resting, and clambers on his feet.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mhaliah leaves south.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rico says 'Had to work hard for that Shadow warrant.'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mhaliah has arrived from the south.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mhaliah leaves west.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > tell rico this the most rp ccs seen in years
You tell Rico 'this the most rp ccs seen in years'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mhaliah has arrived from the west.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mhaliah puts a hunk of beef in a soft leather pouch.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rico says 'Got it after stabbing Jaster dead on his MC alt.'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mhaliah leaves north.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > snicker

Rico tells you 'That's the god damn truth.'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You snicker softly.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mhaliah has arrived from the north.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mhaliah leaves north.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rico says 'We were in a skype call at the time.'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rico says 'He was not happy.'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A villager woman leaves south.
You are hungry.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A plump pheasant leaves south.
The Caemlyn cityguard leaves north.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rico says 'What was that little firetruck that used to tail him around and lick his ballsack all the time.'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A plump pheasant has arrived from the south.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Rico says 'Foil.'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > snicker
You snicker softly.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Ragyn - Caemlyn Central Square
Rico - Caemlyn Central Square
Pial - Caemlyn Central Square

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > nod
You nod in agreement.


* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > who
Players
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Ione of Tarabon
Darlana Krasa [Brown Ajah]
Stefan al'Tsorovan, the Trooper [Legion of Unity]
Bohne Danfilayed, Shark Hunter.
Lord Bofin the Unifier [Legion of Unity]
Ragyn nordens'Ravn
Lord Matheus the Lieutenant [Shienaran Lancer]
Rigor Letorum
Lord Pial the good guy [Civil Watch Council]
Waeylyn of Two Rivers
Dherik of Saldaea
Rico Amadeo the Ghost of Thiefbane Past
Mhaliah M'taal Captain of the Lion Warden [Lion Warden]
Sheldon of Two Rivers
Rog of the Borderlands
Kendall the Trusted Student [Gaidin] (Idle)
Rhees of Saldaea
Nalo of the Borderlands

18 players displayed.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mhaliah has arrived from the north.
A tiny white lion cub has arrived from the north.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mhaliah says 'here Ishara.'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A tiny white lion cub yawns mightily and pads to Mhaliah's side.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say brb posting the horse thief log to the private funny quotes thread in cw forums!
You say 'brb posting the horse thief log to the private funny quotes thread in cw forums!'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > politely
A horse thief has arrived from the north.

tha* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > t you rent.
A horse thief barely hits Mhaliah's body.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A horse thief looks around slowly, as if something is hidden in the room.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mhaliah tries to scythe a horse thief, but he deflects the blow.
A horse thief barely hits Mhaliah's body.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A horse thief panics, and attempts to flee!
Ragyn nods in agreement.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ragyn says 'give you some upvotes'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You are already standing.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You can't ride in there.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > dism
You stop riding him.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > l Asaf's Steak House
You have entered a restaurant frequented by the Caemlyn gourmands. Elegant
tables offer seating both indoors and outside under little umbrellas. The food
is rumored to be excellent and well worth the fairly exorbitant prices. The
fine aromas wafting from the kitchen certainly lend credence to rumor.
A small sign hangs from a wall near the kitchen.
[ obvious exits: E ]
East: Ishara the white lion cub watches you with curiosity.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A figure stands here, ready to collect unwanted things.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A merchant guard eyes you warily, intent on keeping order.
A merchant guard eyes you warily, intent on keeping order.
A butcher holds a degutted chicken.

th* HP:Healthy MV:Full > ief
You do not see that here.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > e
Caemlyn Central Square
You are in a large stone square, right in the middle of Caemlyn's outer
city. You see a wide boulevard to the north, and the path to the inner
city. There are a number of shops around you. The density of the population
is really quite incredible. It's almost impossible to relax as you are
being constantly bumped and jostled. From here you can really get a good
view of the outer city, and this just makes you appreciate the older inner
city all the more. A large banner hangs nearby, depicting a map of
Caemlyn's outer city.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
North: A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
East: A shifty looking fellow patrols the streets picking up discarded belongings.
South: A villager woman performs her daily routine.
West: A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A fountain is here, offering clear blue water to all.
A marble bench, flecked with gold and bronze, adorns the floor.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
Ishara the white lion cub watches you with curiosity.
Mhaliah M'taal Captain of the Lion Warden is standing here.
A plump pheasant is here flying around.
The Caemlyn town crier stands here, spreading the news.
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby.
Ragyn nordens'Ravn is standing here.
Lord Pial the good guy is standing here.
A gleeman is here, playing a lute.
A ballot box records votes here.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > peer

Mhaliah grins evilly.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > You peer around into the shadows.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Mhaliah leaves east.
A tiny white lion cub leaves east.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Mhaliah has arrived from the east.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > snicker
You snicker softly.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > nar Well played. Well played.
You narrate 'Well played. Well played.'

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Mhaliah grins evilly.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Mhaliah leaves west.
A tiny white lion cub leaves west.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Mhaliah has arrived from the west.
A tiny white lion cub has arrived from the west.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > Caemlyn Central Square
You are in a large stone square, right in the middle of Caemlyn's outer
city. You see a wide boulevard to the north, and the path to the inner
city. There are a number of shops around you. The density of the population
is really quite incredible. It's almost impossible to relax as you are
being constantly bumped and jostled. From here you can really get a good
view of the outer city, and this just makes you appreciate the older inner
city all the more. A large banner hangs nearby, depicting a map of
Caemlyn's outer city.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
North: A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
East: A shifty looking fellow patrols the streets picking up discarded belongings.
South: A villager woman performs her daily routine.
West: A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A fountain is here, offering clear blue water to all.
A marble bench, flecked with gold and bronze, adorns the floor.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
Ishara the white lion cub watches you with curiosity.
Mhaliah M'taal Captain of the Lion Warden is standing here.
A plump pheasant is here flying around.
The Caemlyn town crier stands here, spreading the news.
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby.
Ragyn nordens'Ravn is standing here.
Lord Pial the good guy is standing here.
A gleeman is here, playing a lute.
A ballot box records votes here.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Mhaliah falls down laughing.

HP:Healthy MV:Full >
You nod in agreement.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Mhaliah says 'come here Ishara'

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
A tiny white lion cub tilts her head to one side and decides Mhaliah would be
fun to play with.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mhaliah pats a tiny white lion cub on her head.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mhaliah scratches behind a tiny white lion cub's ears.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A horse thief has arrived from the west.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A horse thief starts riding a gray palfrey.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > l
A horse thief leaves north riding a gray palfrey.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > Middle of a Wide Boulevard
This is the middle of a wide boulevard that runs east and west across Caemlyn.
The boulevard is bisected by a strip of grass and a row of trees which run its
length. The sheer noise of crowded Caemlyn is overwhelming, almost a dull
roar. To the north is a paved road which leads into the Inner City. To the
south is an open square and a cluster of shops.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
North: A man is here.
East: A black dog is here, wagging its tail.
South: Ishara the white lion cub watches you with curiosity.
West: A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
A man looks at a nearby horse with greedy eyes, riding a gray palfrey.
A man is here.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
A horse thief leaves west riding a gray palfrey.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > w
A Wide Boulevard
This wide boulevard bisects Caemlyn and extends to both the east and west. The
road is set with a median of grass and trees. This is one of the busiest areas
in Caemlyn, and the street is usually crawling with people. A small winding
road threads some buildings, and leads off to the south.
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
East: A man is here.
South: A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
West: A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
A city lamplighter stands nearby, attending his duties.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
A Wide Boulevard
You are on a wide boulevard that stretches all the way across Caemlyn. The
extremely wide road is cut in the middle by a strip of grass with trees placed
evenly all along the boulevard. Off to the west you can make out one of
Caemlyn's four gates. To the south you see a small brick inn. A sign is posted
above the door.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
North: A man meanders here, quietly speaking to himself.
East: A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
South: A small dog is here, barking furiously.
West: A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > The ratter has arrived from the north.
Western End of a Wide Boulevard
You are on the western end of a wide boulevard that stretches across the city.
The street is cut in two by a wide strip of grass with a row of trees that
runs the length of the boulevard. Caemlyn's West Gate is just a few steps away,
and you can see a small pet store to the south.
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
East: A ratter is here, hunting shadoweyes.
South: A merchant guard eyes you warily, intent on keeping order.
West: A chicken wanders around here, pecking at the ground.
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > Inside the Western Gate of Caemlyn
You are just inside the West Gate of Caemlyn. You stop and stare at the sheer
magnitude of the city. Caemlyn could swallow several other cities whole
without much of a ripple. People are streaming through the gates and the city
looks crowded beyond belief. You can see high in the center of Caemlyn the
Inner City and the royal Palace. An outer road leads north and south along
the city walls, and a wide boulevard leads east into the city's heart.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
East: A stout looking guard is here, walking the streets of Caemlyn.
South: An old man hobbles slowly on his way.
West: An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
A chicken wanders around here, pecking at the ground.
A stout looking Caemlyn guard is posted here.
A stout looking Caemlyn guard is posted here.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > w
w
w
Outside the Western Gate of Caemlyn
The massive gates of Caemlyn, capital of Andor, rise before you to the
east. The bustle and noise of the city can be heard at all hours, and
during the day long lines of people form to enter the realm of Queen
Morgase, ruler of one of the greatest cities of the known world. Drifting
off towards Whitebridge to the west, the Caemlyn Road leaves its namesake
behind, amongst the colors of the Queen's Guard.
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
An iron lantern hangs from the wall above the gate.

w
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > w
The Caemlyn Road
The Caemlyn Road overlooks the city here, though still far off to the
east. From this vantage the palace of Queen Morgase can be seen upon the
hills at the center of the city, demanding a clear view of the lands for
miles around the walls.
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
West: A badger is rummaging about, looking for stuff to eat.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > w
The Caemlyn Road
Small hills rise around the road, obscuring view of the surrounding land as
the road meanders through the low valleys on its way towards the capital of
Andor. Deep wagon ruts and packed dirt proclaim the volume of traffic this
highway sees every day. A simple dirt lane leads off to the south.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
West: A badger is rummaging about, looking for stuff to eat.
A badger is rummaging about, looking for stuff to eat.

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > w
The Caemlyn Road
Grassy fields cover the hills about the road, offering a wide view of
the surrounding lands until the nearby hills obscure the view of the
countryside and the farms which lie scattered along the road. Far off to
the west the hills appear to become more dense, closing in on the road
as it runs toward Caemlyn.
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
East: A badger is rummaging about, looking for stuff to eat.
West: A badger is rummaging about, looking for stuff to eat.
A badger is rummaging about, looking for stuff to eat.

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > The Caemlyn Road
The road turns here, snaking around the few hills which dot the plains and
farms which sporadically line the road. The land dips towards the
southeast, slowly heading towards the Sea of Storms far beyond Lugard to
the south, as well as towards the capital city of Andor somewhere to the
east. A freshly-erected SIGN stands here.
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
East: A badger is rummaging about, looking for stuff to eat.
A badger is rummaging about, looking for stuff to eat.

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Rico - The Caemlyn Road

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > - = + * * +
Some obvious fresh tracks of a Horse leaving south.
Some obvious fairly recent tracks of a Horse leaving east.

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
The Caemlyn Road
A sudden narrowing in the highway weaves in and out between the brown
hills. Weary travelers are often seen plodding here along on their journeys
to Caemlyn, or part of the wagon groups commuting between Lugard, Caemlyn
and Whitebridge. A few rotten trees stand huddled in a copse, with a sign
nailed on one showing how it can be used to "block" or "clear" "the road".
[ obvious exits: N W ]
North: A badger is rummaging about, looking for stuff to eat.

w
w* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
The Caemlyn Road
Working its way easily between the hills, the road to Caemlyn is fairly
broad and well travelled. Caemlyn, its namesake, lies somewhere to the
east, at the end of this road; various towns have formed along the rest of
its length. A small farm, like many others on this route, stands off to the
south, while the road continues on to the east and west. A freshly-erected
SIGN stands here.
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
West: A long-eared rabbit is here, looking quite sick.
An embossed leather water flask lies forgotten here.
A torch is here on the ground.

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > The Caemlyn Road
One of the most travelled roads in this region, the Caemlyn Road provides a
convenient highway between the many farms along its path and the cities that
lie to the east and west. A small path leads off to the south towards one such
farm, while the road continues between Whitebridge and Caemlyn.
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
A long-eared rabbit is here, looking quite sick.

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > The Caemlyn Road
The Caemlyn Road bends here to the north and east, as it gently weaves its way
through the hills of this area. As one of the only major roads in this area,
this particular route is very well travelled, by farmers buying supplies or
selling crops and by merchants as they conduct their trade in the major cities.
[ obvious exits: N E ]
North: A long-eared rabbit is here, looking quite sick.
East: A long-eared rabbit is here, looking quite sick.

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > e
The Caemlyn Road
One of the most travelled roads in this region, the Caemlyn Road provides a
convenient highway between the many farms along its path and the cities that
lie to the east and west. A small path leads off to the south towards one such
farm, while the road continues between Whitebridge and Caemlyn.
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
A long-eared rabbit is here, looking quite sick.

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > sPath to a Small Farm
This narrow and dusty trail seems rather small compared to the larger road to
the north; it is just wide enough to allow a single horse-driven cart to pass
unhindered. The ground is rocky and dry, but by the use on this path, it would
seem that the ground can still provide adequate nutrition to keep the owners of
this farm alive.
[ obvious exits: N E S ]

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Slanting Fields in the Hills
Carved into the contours of the hills, these fields are the basis of survival
for the farmer that works them. Although the soil seems to be fairly dry and
mixed with rocks, the furrows and tracks indicate that these fields are still
used, and must allow some success with growing crops.
[ obvious exits: N W ]
A black crow is here, watching.
A black crow is here, watching.

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > wAlas, you cannot go that way...

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Path to a Small Farm
This narrow and dusty trail seems rather small compared to the larger road to
the north; it is just wide enough to allow a single horse-driven cart to pass
unhindered. The ground is rocky and dry, but by the use on this path, it would
seem that the ground can still provide adequate nutrition to keep the owners of
this farm alive.
[ obvious exits: N E S ]

* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
A Tired Old Farmhouse
The outside of this farmhouse is enough evidence to know its age. Its
appearance shows years of exposure to the elements and perhaps a lack of proper
upkeeping. Shutters hang loosely on their hinges, dried weeds stand in clumps
around the perimeter, and pieces of broken farm equipment lie rusting in heaps
as indications of the amount of care given to keep this place intact.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]

* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Path to a Small Farm
This narrow and dusty trail seems rather small compared to the larger road to
the north; it is just wide enough to allow a single horse-driven cart to pass
unhindered. The ground is rocky and dry, but by the use on this path, it would
seem that the ground can still provide adequate nutrition to keep the owners of
this farm alive.
[ obvious exits: N E S ]

w* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
wThe Caemlyn Road
One of the most travelled roads in this region, the Caemlyn Road provides a
convenient highway between the many farms along its path and the cities that
lie to the east and west. A small path leads off to the south towards one such
farm, while the road continues between Whitebridge and Caemlyn.
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
A long-eared rabbit is here, looking quite sick.

* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
The Caemlyn Road
The Caemlyn Road bends here to the north and east, as it gently weaves its way
through the hills of this area. As one of the only major roads in this area,
this particular route is very well travelled, by farmers buying supplies or
selling crops and by merchants as they conduct their trade in the major cities.
[ obvious exits: N E ]
North: A long-eared rabbit is here, looking quite sick.
East: A long-eared rabbit is here, looking quite sick.

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > n
The Caemlyn Road
Here the road makes a gentle bend to the west and south, moving smoothly
between the various natural obstacles in the region. The amount of traffic on
this road is somewhat obvious, either by the occasional passing cart or the
deep wagon ruts that they leave behind. Low bushes border the road on each
side, blocking the view of the farms and landscape beyond.
[ obvious exits: S W ]
West: A long-eared rabbit is here, looking quite sick.

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > The Caemlyn Road
The grassy hills that lie around this road cause it to bend here, as they guide
it to the east and north. This road is typically busy, carrying merchants'
carts between their trading points, and providing a path for farmers to drive
their harvests and livestock to market.
[ obvious exits: N E ]
East: A long-eared rabbit is here, looking quite sick.
A man looks at a nearby horse with greedy eyes, riding a gray palfrey.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > [hide ]
You attempt to hide yourself.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > [back thief]
You silently approach your victim...

- = + * * + = - - = + *
Ooops. Your clumsy execution broadcasts your intentions.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a horse thief: Scratched >
A horse thief wipes the sweat off his brow.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a horse thief: Scratched > say
A horse thief tries to hit you, but you parry successfully.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a horse thief: Scratched >
A horse thief tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.
A horse thief panics, and attempts to flee!

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a horse thief: Scratched >
You say '!'

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a horse thief: Scratched >
A horse thief panics, and attempts to flee!

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a horse thief: Scratched >
A horse thief tries to hit you, but you parry successfully.
You try to pierce a horse thief, but he deflects the blow.
You pierce a horse thief's body into bloody fragments!
A horse thief panics, and attempts to flee!

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a horse thief: Hurt > l
A horse thief tries to hit you,
but you deflect the blow.
You try to pierce a horse thief, but he parries successfully.

The Caemlyn Road
The grassy hills that lie around this road cause it to bend here, as they guide
it to the east and north. This road is typically busy, carrying merchants'
carts between their trading points, and providing a path for farmers to drive
their harvests and livestock to market.
[ obvious exits: N E ]
East: A long-eared rabbit is here, looking quite sick.
A horse thief is here, fighting YOU!, riding a gray palfrey.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a horse thief: Hurt >
You pierce a horse thief's body into bloody fragments!

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a horse thief: Hurt >
A horse thief panics, and attempts to flee!

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a horse thief: Hurt >
A horse thief tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.
You pierce a horse thief's left foot extremely hard.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a horse thief: Wounded >
You pierce a horse thief's head into bloody fragments!

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a horse thief: Wounded >
A horse thief tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.
You try to pierce a horse thief, but he deflects the blow.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a horse thief: Wounded >
A horse thief begs you for money. You graciously let him peep at your fortune.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a horse thief: Wounded >
You try to pierce a horse thief, but he parries successfully.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a horse thief: Wounded >
A horse thief tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.
You pierce a horse thief's left hand into bloody fragments!

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a horse thief: Wounded > l
A horse thief says 'Sir, I have a family!'

th* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a horse thief: Wounded > ief
You try to pierce a horse
thief, but he parries successfully.
Tall and lean, this man is dressed in weathered clothing that shows many
days on the road. He has a twitchy look to him, his eyes constantly
scanning around him, as if calculating everything for its worth.

A horse thief has quite a few wounds.

You attempt to peek at the inventory:
You can't see anything.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a horse thief: Wounded >
A horse thief tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.
You pierce a horse thief's right arm into bloody fragments!

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a horse thief: Wounded > say
You pierce a horse thief's right leg into bloody fragments!
A horse thief panics, and attempts to flee!

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a horse thief: Wounded >
A horse thief tries to hit you, but you parry successfully.
You pierce a horse thief's left leg into bloody fragments!

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a horse thief: Battered > That's my horse!

A horse thief tries to hit you, but you parry successfully.
You pierce a horse thief's body into bloody fragments!
You pierce a horse thief's left arm very hard.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a horse thief: Beaten > A horse thief panics, and
attempts to flee!
You say 'That's my horse!'

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a horse thief: Beaten >
A horse thief tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.
You pierce a horse thief's body into bloody fragments!

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a horse thief: Beaten >
You try to pierce a horse thief, but he deflects the blow.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a horse thief: Beaten >
You panic and attempt to flee!

You flee head over heels.
The Caemlyn Road
Here the road makes a gentle bend to the west and south, moving smoothly
between the various natural obstacles in the region. The amount of traffic on
this road is somewhat obvious, either by the occasional passing cart or the
deep wagon ruts that they leave behind. Low bushes border the road on each
side, blocking the view of the farms and landscape beyond.
[ obvious exits: S W ]
West: A long-eared rabbit is here, looking quite sick.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > w
The Caemlyn Road
The grassy hills that lie around this road cause it to bend here, as they guide
it to the east and north. This road is typically busy, carrying merchants'
carts between their trading points, and providing a path for farmers to drive
their harvests and livestock to market.
[ obvious exits: N E ]
North: East: A long-eared rabbit is here, looking quite sick.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > n
The Caemlyn Road
Making a fairly straight path to the north and south, this wide road is
bordered by rising and rolling hills that define its direction. The dusty
ground beneath you shows the damage done by heavy merchants' carriages when the
soil is wet and muddy; this road is used too often to remain in good repair.
[ obvious exits: N S ]
North: A fallen tree lies upon the ground, seemingly chopped down in haste.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > n
n
The Caemlyn Road
Moving alongside the slowly flowing River Cary, the Caemlyn Road curves
casually to the south and west where it encounters a bridge across the river.
To the southwest, the river departs from the road as hills emerge between them.
Off to the east, some miles distant, Caemlyn may be found; and to the west,
Four Kings is the closest major town.
[ obvious exits: S W ]

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > Alas, you cannot go that way...

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > w
Bridge on the River Cary at Carysford
Perhaps only thirty paces wide, the dark water of the River Cary below moves by
slowly. The stone abutments of the bridge have been so worn by the elements
that they look almost like natural formations and years of heavy use by
merchant wagons have loosened the thick wooden planks. The Caemlyn road extends
off to the east and west.
[ obvious exits: E W D ]

w
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > w
Loose boards squeak and rattle underfoot.
Loose boards squeak and rattle underfoot.
The Caemlyn Road
Continuing on along miles of landscape, the Caemlyn Road provides a link
between Four Kings to the west and Caemlyn which lies far to the east. The
River Cary breaks the tedium, as it hugs the road to the east. A sturdy yet
ancient bridge crosses it. To the south is a flat shore along the river.
[ obvious exits: E S W ]

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > w
The Caemlyn Road
The scenery here is very distinct, as the road continues along its slow course
through the area. The southern border of the road is grown over by thick hedges
and bushes, and off to the north, the Braem Wood begins to be visible. The road
runs far off to the east where it crosses the River Cary. Miles away to the
west lies the town of Four Kings.
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
West:
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > w
The Caemlyn Road
Traveling to the east and west, this wide road is scarred by the ruts from
the wheels of freight carts and wagon trains. Somewhere off to the east, the
towering city of Caemlyn stands, as it has for many years; less distant, to the
west, Four Kings marks one of the few centers of population in this area.
[ obvious exits: E W ]
West: An Andoran cavalryman is here, riding a roan charger.
An Andoran cavalryman is here, riding a roan charger.
An Andoran cavalryman is here, riding a roan charger.
An Andoran cavalryman is here, riding a roan charger.
An Andoran cavalry officer watches vigilantly, riding a warhorse.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > The Caemlyn Road
The road continues on a fairly straight path to the east and west in this area,
offering little in the way of shelter or scenery. The only really distinct view
from the road is Braem Wood, which stands as a dark mass of trees to the north.
[ obvious exits: E W ]
East: West: A raven is here flying around.
A man looks at a nearby horse with greedy eyes, riding a gray palfrey.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > 2
[hide ]
You look around for somewhere to conceal yourself, but to no avail.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
A horse thief bellows 'Thiefbane or sucker!?'

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > [hide ]
You attempt to hide yourself.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > 6
[back thief]
You silently approach your victim...

- = + * * + = - - = + *
Ooops. Your clumsy execution broadcasts your intentions.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a horse thief: Beaten >
A horse thief tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a horse thief: Beaten >
A horse thief panics, and attempts to flee!

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a horse thief: Beaten >
A horse thief tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a horse thief: Beaten >
A horse thief tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.
You try to pierce a horse thief, but he deflects the blow.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a horse thief: Beaten >
A horse thief says 'Guess some things never change.'

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a horse thief: Beaten >
You pierce a horse thief's body very hard.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a horse thief: Beaten >
A horse thief panics, and attempts to flee!

s* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a horse thief: Beaten > ay
A horse thief tries to hit you, but you parry successfully.
You try to pierce a horse thief, but he deflects the blow.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a horse thief: Beaten >
A horse thief panics, and
attempts to flee!

n* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a horse thief: Beaten > ar H
You try to pierce a horse thief, but he deflects the blow.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a horse thief: Beaten > a
A horse thief panics, and attempts to flee!

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a horse thief: Beaten > ha
A horse thief tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.
You pierce a horse thief's head hard.
A horse thief panics, and attempts to flee!

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a horse thief: Beaten > ha
A horse thief panics, and
attempts to flee!
You narrate 'Hahaha'

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a horse thief: Beaten > l
A horse thief panics, and attempts to flee!

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a horse thief: Beaten > The Caemlyn Road
The road continues on a fairly straight path to the east and west in this area,
offering little in the way of shelter or scenery. The only really distinct view
from the road is Braem Wood, which stands as a dark mass of trees to the north.
[ obvious exits: E W ]
East: West: A raven is here flying around.
A horse thief is here, fighting YOU!, riding a gray palfrey.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a horse thief: Beaten >
You try to pierce a horse thief, but he deflects the blow.
A horse thief panics, and attempts to flee!

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a horse thief: Beaten >
A horse thief tries to hit you, but you parry successfully.
You pierce a horse thief's body extremely hard.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a horse thief: Critical >
A horse thief tries to hit you, but you parry successfully.
You pierce a horse thief's body extremely hard.
You pierce a horse thief's body extremely hard.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a horse thief: Critical > b
y
[change mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave
Wimpy reset to: 114 hit points.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a horse thief: Critical > [change posture offensive]
Posture changed to: Offensive

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a horse thief: Critical >
A horse thief tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.
You try to pierce a horse thief, but he deflects the blow.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - a horse thief: Critical >
You pierce a horse thief's body extremely hard.
A horse thief is dead! R.I.P.
Your first time! Was it good for you too?
Your blood freezes as you hear a horse thief's death cry.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > jj
j
[scalp corpse]
You lean over and cut the bloody scalp from the corpse of a horse thief.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > ride[get all corpse]
The corpse of a horse thief seems to be empty.

h* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > orse
You start riding him.

A horse thief says 'Sir, I have a family!'

My thanks, good sir. That good for nothing son of a Trolloc has done nothing but gamble the earning from his thefts, and poor Tomas has nothing to eat but turnips. At least now I can stop sneaking around with the fletcher and finally marry an upstanding citizen.

Yours in the Light,

A bad horse thief's wife

Oh heavens Rico. You killed the man? I just wanted him out of the way. Now I may have to marry his wife instead of fooling around! My business can't handle her and her turnip-eating son.

Are you sure he's dead? Did you try poking him?

-the fletcher