Point of view - Jork
Main Character - Jork
Supporting cast - Mostly Jork, but also Sorvitor, Mephistopheles, Cravok, and Pingar
After being taunted earlier in the day be a glee person for leaving a city where he and Skirrel were hitting outnumbered, Jork help slaughter the glee person, and seeing the shiny flute on the still warm corpse, he takes it up and begins his new profession where he sings of love of sporks and fights.
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Jork says 'would you like to hear my ballad of sporks and dorthy deaths?'
Sorvitor says 'sure'
Jork grabs a golden flute.
A Dhai'mon trolloc leaves east. >>
Jork puts the flute to his mouth, blowing on it while his hand cover all the holes, awful noise
escapes from it.
Jork sings "Spooorks, sporks are amazing, and beautiful, and can cut and dip, and are round in alllll the right places."
The Dreadlord bellows 'I'm at The Southern Wing of the Great Hall'
Mephistopheles leaves west. <<
Pingar puts an oilstone in a small purse.
Pingar puts a large slab of meat in a small purse.
Jork continues to blow on the flute as dreadful sounds echo through the keep.
Jork sings "Dorthy is none of these things, but she has tiny flutes and big ballllllls, but not wheeeeen fighting."
Jork goes back to playing the flute awfully.
Jork sings "So the humans alll fled a fight they should have won, but this one fled into a door and they were done. Now we have her balls."
Jork blows the flute in a dreadfully dreary tune, almost hitting a note finally, and finishes with a flourish as he takes Dorthy's balls out of his bag.
Mephistopheles has arrived from the south.
Mephistopheles leaves south. vv
take balls 2.purse
The sky starts to get cloudy.
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Jork gets several colored balls from a small purse.
Jork says 'Big balls! '
Jork bows.
Sorvitor beckons everyone to follow him.
Mephistopheles has arrived from the south.
A mighty Ahf'frait trolloc has arrived from the south.
A mighty Ahf'frait trolloc is now a member of Mephistopheles's group.
Mephistopheles now follows Sorvitor.
Mephistopheles is now a member of Sorvitor's group.
A rat has arrived from the west.
A bearish trolloc leaves east. >>
Jork says 'applause for my show please'
Cravok gives a round of applause.
Sorvitor gives a round of applause.
Mephistopheles gives a round of applause.
Pingar gives a round of applause.
Jork wipes the sweat off his sweaty and matted brow with a gold and silver silk bandana still stained in human blood.
Presenting - The trolloc gleeman
Re: Presenting - The trolloc gleeman
imitation is the highest form of flattery. Keep trying boys! ![Wink ;)](./images/smilies/icon_e_wink.gif)
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