What really happened at the farmhouse in WOT ---&RPaward episode 4 - Show recreation log

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Razhak
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What really happened at the farmhouse in WOT ---&RPaward episode 4 - Show recreation log

Post by Razhak » Sat Dec 11, 2021 4:11 pm

What REALLY happened at the showdown between Thom and the fade in the farmhouse, during WOT episode 4...



o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > l
Deep in the Braem Wood
Here, deep in the Braem Wood, the oak-trees have reached an incredible
height, and they must be hundreds of years old. Their roots traverse the
forest floor, which has vines, creepers and mosses all over it. As you are
in the south-eastern corner, north and west will take you further into this
part of the Braem Wood. There are cliffs south and east which, together with
the canopy, makes it dark and quiet. There is a path on these cliffs that
will take you to the higher Braem Wood above.
[ obvious exits: W ]

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
A rat squeaks 'Thom is at The Weatherbeaten Barn'
A rat squeeks 'a newbie male human is at The Weatherbeaten Barn'
A rat squeaks 'a newbie male human is at The Weatherbeaten Barn'
A rat squeeks 'Thom is at The Weatherbeaten Barn'
A rat squeaks 'a newbie male human is at The Weatherbeaten Barn'
A rat squeeks 'a newbie male human is at The Weatherbeaten Barn'

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
A rat squeaks 'Thom is at The Weatherbeaten Barn'
A rat squeeks 'a newbie male human is at The Weatherbeaten Barn'
A rat squeaks 'a newbie male human is at A Tired Old Farmhouse'
A rat squeeks 'Thom is at The Weatherbeaten Barn'
A rat squeaks 'a newbie male human is at The Weatherbeaten Barn'
A rat squeeks 'a newbie male human is at A Tired Old Farmhouse'

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > na lol Thom and some newbies are spamming me with rats..
You narrate ' na lol Thom and some newbies are spamming me with rats..'

o HP:Healthy DP:Full MV:Fresh >
Stryker narrates 'heh.. where at?'

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > na they near the farm allw s w s-ish of west gate caem, wanna see if we can trap? :P
You narrate ' they near the farm allw s w s-ish of west gate caem, wanna see if we can trap? :P '

o HP:Healthy DP:Full MV:Fresh >
Stryker narrates 'sure, I am at braem patty, ill run there'

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > na okay, fading in then, you get the door from outside, doorname is woodendoor. Seems one of them is moving around
You narrate ' okay, fading in then, you get the door from outside, doorname is woodendoor. Seems one of them is moving around'

o HP:Healthy DP:Full MV:Fresh > fade zfertiliqnyaflx
+
The shadows reach out, and suddenly engulf you.
Inside the Old Farmhouse
A dirty, wooden table, a few worn chairs, and a fireplace with a large kettle
are the most prominent features of this farmhouse. The walls are wooden, as is
the floor; probably the source of the musty smell that fills the room. A large,
heavy, wooden door marks the exit to the west.
[ obvious exits: W U ]
A hardened farmer stands ready to defend his homeland.
A farmer's wife is here.

* HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full - a determined farmer: Healthy >
A determined farmer tries to hit you, but you parry successfully.
You try to scythe a determined farmer, but he deflects the blow.


* HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full - a determined farmer: Healthy >
A determined farmer tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.
You gaze deeply into the soul of a determined farmer.
A determined farmer looks very strange, glaring about with a sense of panic.
You scythe a determined farmer's right leg very hard.

* HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full - a determined farmer: Hurt > 2
[bash ]

=
A determined farmer tries to hit you, but you parry successfully.

=
Your bash at a determined farmer sends him sprawling!

* HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full - a determined farmer: Hurt > na moron mobs
You narrate ' moron mobs '

* HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full - a determined farmer: Hurt >
You scythe a determined farmer's body into bloody fragments!

* HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full - a determined farmer: Wounded > / die
[say ]
You hiss 'die'

* HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full - a determined farmer: Wounded >
You scythe a determined farmer's body into bloody fragments!

* HP:Healthy DP:Strong MV:Full - a determined farmer: Wounded >
A determined farmer hits your right leg.
You scythe a determined farmer's left leg into bloody fragments!

* HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Full - a determined farmer: Wounded >
A determined farmer tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.
You scythe a determined farmer's right leg into bloody fragments!

* HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Full - a determined farmer: Battered > 2
[bash ]

+
A determined farmer tries to hit you, but you parry successfully.

=
Your bash at a determined farmer sends him sprawling!

* HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Full - a determined farmer: Battered >
You scythe a determined farmer's body into bloody fragments!

* HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Full - a determined farmer: Battered >
You scythe a determined farmer's body into bloody fragments!

* HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Full - a determined farmer: Beaten > 2
A determined farmer mounts an attack against you, but weak nerves get the better of him.
You scythe a determined farmer's left hand into bloody fragments!
[bash ]

-
A determined farmer tries to hit you, but you parry successfully.

=
Your bash at a determined farmer sends him sprawling!

* HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Full - a determined farmer: Critical >
You scythe a determined farmer's body into bloody fragments!

* HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Full - a determined farmer: Critical >
You scythe a determined farmer's body into bloody fragments!
A determined farmer is dead! R.I.P.
You receive your share of experience...
Not tired of this yet?
Your blood freezes as you hear a determined farmer's death cry.

* HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Full > k wife
[kill ]
You scythe a farmer's wife's left foot into bloody fragments!

* HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Full - a farmer's wife: Wounded > lc
[look in corpse]
corpse (here) :
Nothing.

* HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Full - a farmer's wife: Wounded >
A farmer's wife tries to hit you, but you parry successfully.
You scythe a farmer's wife's body into bloody fragments!
A farmer's wife panics, and attempts to flee!

* HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Full - a farmer's wife: Critical >
You swiftly dodge a farmer's wife's attempt to hit you.
You gaze deeply into the soul of a farmer's wife.
A farmer's wife looks very strange, glaring about with a sense of panic.
You scythe a farmer's wife's body into bloody fragments!
A farmer's wife is dead! R.I.P.
You receive your share of experience...
Still better. Experience pays off.
Your blood freezes as you hear a farmer's wife's death cry.

* HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Full > lc
[look in corpse]
corpse (here) :
Nothing.

* HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Full > think
You think really hard.

* HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Full > u
The Loft
Some distance above the floor of the farmhouse, the loft is kept warm by the
rising heat of the cooking fire, and makes an ideal place to sleep, as indicated
by the bed along the eastern wall. A few personal belongings lie in various
places around the loft, but in general, most of the important items are down
in the main area of the farmhouse.
[ obvious exits: D ]

o HP:Scratched DP:Strong MV:Full >
A rat squeaks 'Thom is at The Weatherbeaten Barn'
A rat squeeks 'a newbie male human is at The Weatherbeaten Barn'
A rat squeaks 'a newbie male human is at Inside the Old Farmhouse'
A rat squeeks 'Thom is at The Weatherbeaten Barn'
A rat squeaks 'a newbie male human is at The Weatherbeaten Barn'
A rat squeeks 'a newbie male human is at Inside the Old Farmhouse'

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > na one is inside, be ready to spam the door closed
You narrate 'one is inside, be ready to spam the door closed'

o HP:Healthy DP:Full MV:Fresh >
Stryker narrates 'am here'

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
A rat squeaks 'Thom is at Inside the Old Farmhouse'
A rat squeeks 'a newbie male human is at Inside the Old Farmhouse'
A rat squeaks 'a newbie male human is at Inside the Old Farmhouse'
A rat squeeks 'Thom is at Inside the Old Farmhouse'
A rat squeaks 'a newbie male human is at Inside the Old Farmhouse'
A rat squeeks 'a newbie male human is at Inside the Old Farmhouse'

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Mat bellows 'I see you!'

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > na firetruck they know i am here, hitting
You narrate 'firetruck they know i am here, hitting'

* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > d
Inside the Old Farmhouse
A dirty, wooden table, a few worn chairs, and a fireplace with a large kettle
are the most prominent features of this farmhouse. The walls are wooden, as is
the floor; probably the source of the musty smell that fills the room. A large,
heavy, wooden door marks the exit to the west.
[ obvious exits: W U ]
The corpse of a farmer's wife is lying here.
The corpse of a determined farmer is lying here.
*a newbie male human* is standing here.
*Thom* is standing here.
*a newbie male human* is standing here.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.

* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
*Thom* says 'a fade!'

* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
*Thom* says 'get him out of here'

* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
*Thom* throws a throwing knife at you!

A throwing knife arcs through the air.

* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > k light
[kill ]
You try to scythe *Thom*, but he deflects the blow.

* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Full - Thom: Healthy >
A throwing knife misses you and falls to the ground.

* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
*a newbie male human* says 'c’mon'

* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Full > close woodendoor
Ok.

* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Full - Thom: Healthy >
*Thom* draws a jeweled dagger from a patchwork cloak.
*Thom* tries to pierce you, but you deflect the blow.
You try to scythe *Thom*, but he deflects the blow.

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > na spam it closed
You narrate 'spam it closed'

* HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Full - Thom: Healthy >
*Thom* tries to pierce you, but you deflect the blow.
You try to scythe *Thom*, but he deflects the blow.

* HP:Healthy DP: Bursting MV:Full - Thom: Hurt > 2
[bash ]

=
*Thom* tries to pierce you, but you parry successfully.

+
*Thom* opens the woodendoor.
=
Your bash at *Thom* sends him sprawling!

* HP:Healthy DP: Bursting MV:Full - Thom: Hurt >
You scythe *Thom*'s body into bloody fragments!

* HP:Healthy DP: Bursting MV:Full - Thom: Hurt >
*a newbie male human* leaves west.
A rat leaves west.
A rat leaves west.
*a newbie male human* leaves west.
A rat leaves west.
A rat leaves west.

* HP:Healthy DP: Bursting MV:Full - Thom: Hurt >
You scythe *Thom*'s body into bloody fragments!

* HP:Healthy DP: Bursting MV:Full - Thom: Hurt > 2
[bash ]

=
*Thom* tries to pierce you, but you parry successfully.

+
*Thom* panics and attempts to flee!
=
*Thom* leaves west.
kill light
Cancelled.
They aren't here.

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Tiring > boggle
You boggle at that.

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Strong > 4
[where ]
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Razhak - Inside the Old Farmhouse
Stryker - A Tired Old Farmhouse

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > na fuyckin hell Stryker why didnt you spam the door
You narrate 'fuyckin hell Stryker why didnt you spam the door'

o HP:Healthy DP:Full MV:Fresh >
Stryker narrates 'back, had to pee'

o HP:Healthy DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > na you stupd moron, dont ykou know real mudders use a chortlesnorfling JAR?
You narrate 'you stupd moron, dont ykou know real mudders use a chortlesnorfling JAR?'


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Re: What really happened at the farmhouse in WOT episode 4 - Show recreation log

Post by avail » Sat Dec 11, 2021 4:44 pm

lool

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Re: What really happened at the farmhouse in WOT episode 4 - Show recreation log

Post by Carter » Sat Dec 11, 2021 6:59 pm

dung that's awesome

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Re: What really happened at the farmhouse in WOT episode 4 - Show recreation log

Post by Ormus » Sat Dec 11, 2021 11:27 pm

:lol: That's great!

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Re: What really happened at the farmhouse in WOT episode 4 - Show recreation log

Post by Zoeargos » Wed Dec 15, 2021 12:18 pm

That has to be one of the most targeted and funniest bits I have read in a while!

Kitiara
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Re: What really happened at the farmhouse in WOT episode 4 - Show recreation log

Post by Kitiara » Wed Dec 15, 2021 1:33 pm

This is fantastic.

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Re: What really happened at the farmhouse in WOT episode 4 - Show recreation log

Post by Galowyn » Thu Dec 16, 2021 1:11 am

This was actually fantastic!!!

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Re: What really happened at the farmhouse in WOT episode 4 - Show recreation log

Post by Astolfo » Thu Dec 16, 2021 10:30 am

Solid win; I chuckled.

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Re: What really happened at the farmhouse in WOT episode 4 - Show recreation log

Post by Siro » Sat Jan 08, 2022 4:22 am

Awarded 5 Qps to Razhak.

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