This had already been awarded. Now recorded properly for RP ranks.
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This was my first attempt at this format, so it still needs some polishing, but thought I'd share!
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'Ok!
You say 'Ok!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'So we'll start, and if more come, that's cool too.
You say 'So we'll start, and if more come, that's cool too.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'So in this show, I will attempt to tell a story.
You say 'So in this show, I will attempt to tell a story.'
The sky starts to get cloudy.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'However, the ale has gone to my head, and I'll need your help to fill in some important words.
You say 'However, the ale has gone to my head, and I'll need your help to fill in some important words.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > emote frowns at his empty mug.
Ok.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A plodding ox has arrived from the south.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Adrial nods sagely
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'Everyone ready?
You say 'Everyone ready?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Adrial says 'Both the ox and I are raring'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > emote scans the crowd patiently.
Ok.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > nod
You nod in agreement.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'Ok!
You say 'Ok!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'First, I'll need a number.
You say 'First, I'll need a number.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Adrial says '47!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
nod
You nod in agreement.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'Ok, now a really cool fantasy type name
You say 'Ok, now a really cool fantasy type name'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Adrial says 'Balthazar!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'and a mythical type creature?
You say 'and a mythical type creature?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Adrial says 'I once heard tale of a Lochess Monster'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > nod
You nod in agreement.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Adrial says 'It was green, long like an eel, and ate a strange meal of sheep offal'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Bragar says 'sounds like my....'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > growl
Grrrrrrrrr...
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Bragar says 'nevermind'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > shiver
A pike has been raised here for showing off trophies.
Brrrrrrrrr.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'Ok, now an animal
You say 'Ok, now an animal'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'any, small or large will do
You say 'any, small or large will do'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Adrial says 'I once had a slent conversation with an alpaca, they seem wise.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Bragar says 'penis'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Bragar says 'oh '
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Bragar says 'oops'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > peer bragar
You peer closely at him, trying to figure him out.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Bragar falls down laughing.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'that ain't an animal bragar
You say 'that ain't an animal bragar'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Bragar tells you 'saw text and jumped the gun'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Adrial gets a mid-sized slice of meat from a backpack.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Adrial eats a mid-sized slice of meat.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'Though sometimes called that in the sheets!
You say 'Though I'm sometimes called that in the sheets!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Bragar tells you 'im dying irl'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tomos has arrived from the north, riding an armored white cavalry horse.
Werf has arrived from the north, riding a |2|.bloodstock stallion.
Woden has arrived from the north, riding a Domani razor.
Moriana has arrived from the north, riding a battle-trained gray destrier.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tomos puts a high-cantled saddle in a wooden barrel.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Adrial says 'it's not mineral, so must be a vegetable'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tomos leaves north riding an armored white cavalry horse.
Werf leaves north riding a bloodstock stallion.
Woden leaves north riding a Domani razor.
Moriana leaves north riding a battle-trained gray destrier.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Bragar says 'A uhhhhhh swamp cat'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'Ok, now an object you can hold in a hand
You say 'Ok, now an object you can hold in a hand'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Bragar says 'Penis!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A pike has been raised here for showing off trophies.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Bragar says 'there it is.....'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'too late, i'm using alpaca
You say 'too late, i'm using alpaca'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > nod bragar
You nod at him.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'ok, now i need a location
You say 'ok, now i need a location'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Bragar says 'Adrials bedrooom'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > sni
You snicker softly.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Bragar nods in agreement.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Adrial says 'Which of them? The Master, or the Grand?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A black dog has arrived from the south.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Bragar says 'Grand...duh'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > chu
You chuckle politely.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Bragar says 'Adrials Grand bedroom'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > chu
You chuckle politely.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Adrial agrees
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'Ok, now a piece of furniture
You say 'Ok, now a piece of furniture'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Adrial says 'Bragar.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Bragar ponders life, the universe, and everything.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Adrial says 'Excellent for resting the heels upon.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > stroke
You stroke your chin thoughtfully.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'I'll accept "Bragar"
You say 'I'll accept "Bragar"'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Bragar squats down immiating a chair.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A street sweeper has arrived from the west.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Bragar says 'imitating'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The street sweeper returns after dumping his cart in the Junk Yard.
A street sweeper stretches his back and returns to work.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'Ok, another fantasy-type name
You say 'Ok, another fantasy-type name'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A street sweeper leaves west.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > stroke
You stroke your chin thoughtfully.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Adrial says 'Rigley!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > grin
[emote flashes a roguish grin.]
Ok.
nod
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You nod in agreement.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
'ok, now a body part
You say 'ok, now a body part'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Bragar says 'Left Testicle.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Adrial says '...'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Bragar says 'What?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > peer bragar
You peer closely at him, trying to figure him out.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > nod
You nod in agreement.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Adrial says 'I fear where, when and how this will end.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
'Ok, now a mood, an adjective, and another animal
You say 'Ok, now a mood, an adjective, and another animal'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Bragar says 'horny mood'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A black dog leaves north.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Adrial says 'Uffish Jubberwocky'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Adrial says 'Jabberwocky, perhaps'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'is jabberwocky the pet?
You say 'is jabberwocky the pet?'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A street sweeper has arrived from the west.
The sun sets.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The street sweeper returns after dumping his cart in the Junk Yard.
A street sweeper stretches his back and returns to work.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
'err animal
You say 'err animal'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > nod nylen
You nod to yourself. Very reassuring.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Adrial says 'From what I've been told, it's not the pet type.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > emote clears his throat.
Ok.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Adrial says 'But that was from a scoundel I met in Whitebridge'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The night has begun.
Timer now at 63 secs.
Etain disappears into the void.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Etain has returned.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > emote takes a breath and begins to tell the tale... eyes wide.
The street sweeper returns after dumping his cart in the Junk Yard.
A street sweeper stretches his back and returns to work.
Ok.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend.
You say 'The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again.
You say 'Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > emote spreads his arms wide.
Ok.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A street sweeper leaves south.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'In one Age, known as the 47th Age, Though the Dark One wasn't completely out of his prison, many of his powerful dreadlords held sway over the land.
You say 'In one Age, known as the 47th Age, Though the Dark One wasn't completely out of his prison, many of his powerful dreadlords held sway over the land.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'In this Age, there was one of the most powerful Dragons ever to be reborn!
You say 'In this Age, there was one of the most powerful Dragons ever to be reborn!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'The Dragon's name was…
You say 'The Dragon's name was '
Adrial oooh's
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > emote pauses for effect...
Ok.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'Balthazar.
You say 'Balthazar.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'Though he was powerful, he was up against an invasion of new shadowspawn created by one of the Dark One's most unhinged dreadlords .
You say 'Though he was powerful, he was up against an invasion of new shadowspawn created by one of the Dark One's most unhinged dreadlords .'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'These nightmarish creatures were known as…
You say 'These nightmarish creatures were known as'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'Lochness Monsters.
You say 'Lochness Monsters.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A warhorse flickers its ears.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Xiphias has arrived from the north.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Adrial says 'Gasp!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Xiphias leaves south.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > emote wiggles his fingers creepily.
Ok.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'Despite his efforts to weaponize his own alpacas and train them for war, he was slowly losing ground.
You say 'Despite his efforts to weaponize his own alpacas and train them for war, he was slowly losing ground.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Xiphias has arrived from the south.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'The mighty battle of the Age relied on this moment.
You say 'The mighty battle of the Age relied on this moment.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tomos has arrived from the north, riding an armored white cavalry horse.
Werf has arrived from the north, riding a |2|.bloodstock stallion.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Xiphias leaves north.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tomos puts a small purse in a wooden barrel.
Tomos puts a small purse in a wooden barrel.
Tomos puts a burnished metal breastplate in a wooden barrel.
Tomos puts a pair of dyed leather armsleeves in a wooden barrel.
Tomos puts a sturdy pair of full leather gauntlets in a wooden barrel.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
'So he grabbed his most powerful sa'angreal, in the form of a penis
You say 'So he grabbed his most powerful sa'angreal, in the form of a penis '
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A city lamplighter has arrived from the north.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > peer bragar
You peer closely at him, trying to figure him out.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tomos looks at Bragar.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'And acting on instinct, the fabric of the wheel twisted and warped into a gateway in front of him.
Tomos throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You say 'And acting on instinct, the fabric of the wheel twisted and warped into a gateway in front of him.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Adrial peers closely at Bragar, trying to figure him out.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A city lamplighter lights a streetlamp.
A city lamplighter leaves north.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tomos looks at Adrial.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > stroke
Tomos looks at you.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You stroke your chin thoughtfully.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Moriana has arrived from the north, riding a battle-trained gray destrier.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tomos leaves north riding an armored white cavalry horse.
Werf leaves north riding a bloodstock stallion.
Moriana leaves north riding a battle-trained gray destrier.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tomos has arrived from the north, riding an armored white cavalry horse.
Werf has arrived from the north, riding a |3|.bloodstock stallion.
Moriana has arrived from the north, riding a battle-trained gray destrier.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'When he leaped through the gateway, he found himself in Adrial's bedroom!
You say 'When he leaped through the gateway, he found himself in Adrial's bedroom!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'Where a man sat nonchalantly on a Bragar, grinning wickedly.
You say 'Where a man sat nonchalantly on a Bragar, grinning wickedly.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A gambler leaves south.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > frown
What's bothering you?
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'this is taking an odd turn
Adrial says 'Rumor!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You say 'this is taking an odd turn'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > '"I've been expecting you…" The man said.
You say '"I've been expecting you" The man said.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A plodding ox has arrived from the south.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > '"I am here to remove your thread from the pattern, Rigley!"
You say '"I am here to remove your thread from the pattern, Rigley!"'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tomos looks at Etain.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Adrial grumbles that he was not expecting any such thing
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tomos stops using a crystal lightstick.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'Rigley rose to his feet and a sword of flame erupted in his hands.
You say 'Rigley rose to his feet and a sword of flame erupted in his hands.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tomos puts a crystal lightstick in a belt pack.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > shiver
Brrrrrrrrr.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Werf looks at you.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'Balthazar met the dreadlord's attacks, blow for blow, until in one final strike he severed the man's…
You say 'Balthazar met the dreadlord's attacks, blow for blow, until in one final strike he severed the man's'
Adrial gets a hunk of beef from a backpack.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Adrial eats a hunk of beef.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > emote leaps forward, miming a sword slashing.
Ok.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'Left Testicle.
You say 'Left Testicle.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tomos leaves north riding an armored white cavalry horse.
Werf leaves north riding a bloodstock stallion.
Moriana leaves north riding a battle-trained gray destrier.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Adrial winces
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'Rigley fell to his knees in shock, then the Dragon Reborn balefired him into oblivion.
You say 'Rigley fell to his knees in shock, then the Dragon Reborn balefired him into oblivion.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Adrial says 'Say it wasn't so!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'Alas, it was!
You say 'Alas, it was!'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'His job done for the Age, Balthazar traveled back to his fortress to live out his days,
You say 'His job done for the Age, Balthazar traveled back to his fortress to live out his days,'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Bragar gasps in astonishment.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'Hornily spending long evenings with his oafish wife and pet Jabberwocky.
You say 'Hornily spending long evenings with his oafish wife and pet Jabberwocky.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > 'The end.
You say 'The end.'
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > flourish
You flourish grandly.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > bow
You bow deeply.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Adrial clambers to his feet.
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Bragar clutches his heart from the excitement.