Wheel of Time MUD

You enter an exquisite stall, with a selection of fine weapons atop a table before you.

[1] Shocklance
[1] Pair of moonstone hilted dirks

A note tacked above the table reads:

Seeking jeweled wristcuffs, exquisite gowns, fine surcoats, silver medallions and any sweeteners of sufficient quality. All enquiries by mail to Petra Sedai.

Oh my, this stall is rather exquisite.

Who did the detailing on those drapes? And is that...is that a glass skylight? Exquisite.

Are those white vans? Damn

And the portrait of the owner. That's the owner right? Wow!

As ever, the simple wit of the white van man brings joy and hilarity to the market.