"SHOCKLANCE!" a drunk woman screams

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Lea
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"SHOCKLANCE!" a drunk woman screams

Post by Lea » Thu Mar 10, 2022 4:54 pm

A visibly drunk woman stands on a barrel of ale. She teeters precariously as she screams, "SHOCKLANCE! TRADING AN ITEM FROM THE AGE OF LEGENDS! LOOKING FOR ITEMS THAT CAN'T BE MADE, LIKE ORNATE SHIRTS OR HERON OR SOMETHING!"

Lea
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Re: "SHOCKLANCE!" a drunk woman screams

Post by Lea » Mon Mar 14, 2022 1:18 am

A barrel sits here, with armored legs sticking out from beneath it.

"Trade complete," a woman's voice echoes from within the barrel, "Light, it is bloody loud in here."

isabel
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Re: "SHOCKLANCE!" a drunk woman screams

Post by isabel » Tue Mar 15, 2022 4:30 pm

A massive amount of heavy armor clunks and clangs its way to the barrel. A tiny voice from inside squeaks, 'Did someone say CHOCKLATE from the Age of Legends? Will it still be edible?'

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