Fail!

... tales of great battles, stealthy adversaries and improving your PK skills. Careful though, no whining!
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xiric
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Re: Fail!

Post by xiric » Sun Feb 18, 2018 3:01 pm

!!!!........

* S HP:Scratched MV:Tiring > z
[where ]
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Xiric - Quiet Valley
You catch a smell of horses nearby.

* S HP:Scratched MV:Tiring > n
Quiet Valley
In an amazing act of nature, a quiet peaceful valley was formed here.
Surrounded on all sides by steep cliffs that block the cold mountain wind, this
restful place makes a great campsite. To the north and east lies a faint trail
twisting its way in and out of dangerous mountains and rocky cliffs. To the
south the quiet valley continues.
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
A scrawny puppy sniffs the ground for food here.
*Erulisse* is standing here, riding a warhorse. <-----OOOOOHHHH

* S HP:Scratched MV:Tiring > c
[hide ]
You attempt to hide yourself.

* S HP:Scratched MV:Tiring > b

*Erulisse* sits down and rests.
*Erulisse* sheathes a sharp, red stone dagger into a tawny riding cloak emblazoned with a streith flame. <-----OOOOHHHHHH!!!!!

[ba h.human] iring >
You silently approach your victim...


*Erulisse* makes a strange sound as you place a set of steel sai in her back! <--------- YES!!!!!
*Erulisse* panics, and attempts to flee!

* S HP:Scratched MV:Tiring - Erulisse: Critical >
*Erulisse* leaves north riding a warhorse. <------ cry !!!

Horror
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Location: UK

Re: Fail!

Post by Horror » Sun Feb 18, 2018 7:17 pm

ugh that is rough Xiric.




Stab tt with 30 hps because I am tired and impatient? Of course I can, he is already low...


South: A man garbed completely in black stands here, glaring at you.

o S HP:Critical MV:Tiring > s
h
backstab h.tall
A Slant in the Tunnel
Above a small levee system, the cave seems bright compared to the darkness
below. Harsh, gutteral voices are heard from below, suggesting something
insidious lurks here. Fragments of rock on the tunnel floor make it
difficult to keep your footing, and one must take care not to stumble down
into the lower reaches of the tunnel.
[ obvious exits: N D ]
A man garbed completely in black stands here, glaring at you.

o S HP:Critical MV:Tiring > [hide ]
You attempt to hide yourself.

You silently approach your victim...


A tall thief makes a strange sound as you place a curved clear dagger in his back!
Since April 15 2007 you've landed 10127 out of 19460 stabs (52% landed).
A tall thief panics, and attempts to flee!

o S HP:Critical MV:Tiring - a tall thief: Critical > flee

A tall thief pierces your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

PANIC! You couldn't escape!

You panic and attempt to flee!tall thief: Critical >


A tall thief pierces your body very hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


Someone pierces your body.
You are incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
You're in no shape to flee!

S HP:Critical MV:Tiring >
You are dead! Sorry...
Ouch! You lose a level.
Circle of Darkness

Aishana
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Re: Fail!

Post by Aishana » Sun Feb 18, 2018 7:22 pm

Maybe try using a jeweled dagger next time

Rig
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Re: Fail!

Post by Rig » Sun Feb 18, 2018 8:52 pm

No

Horror
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Re: Fail!

Post by Horror » Thu Feb 22, 2018 2:07 pm

North: *Leria* is standing here.
West: A poor, solemn villager walks by.
A brown cow is here, chewing thoughtfully.
A poor, solemn villager walks by.
A scruffy goat is tethered here, grazing.

* S HP:Scratched MV:Tiring > [hide ]
You attempt to hide yourself.

* S HP:Scratched MV:Tiring > n
h
backstab h.leria
Malkieri Court
Contrasting the dirt roads that lead to and around the heart of LockShear, the
court-like area surrounding the town hall is paved with interlocking flat
stones. To the southeast the hall itself looms over the smaller buildings of
the village proper. To the west a small sign hangs over the entrance to the
shack to which the corral to the north is attached.
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
East: A grizzled Shienaran veteran looks on.
South: A brown cow is here, chewing thoughtfully.
West: A brown cow is here, chewing thoughtfully.
The corpse of a raven is lying here.
The corpse of a rat is lying here.
*Leria* is standing here.
*Rikkus* is standing here, riding a |1|.warhorse.
A Borderguard Lieutenant is here.
A Borderguard Lieutenant is here.
A Borderguard Lieutenant is here.
A Borderguard Lieutenant is here.
A Borderguard Lieutenant is here.
A hulking and burly guard is here, serving faithfully, riding a |2|.gray palfrey.
*Rikkus* panics, and attempts to flee!
*Rikkus* leaves east riding a warhorse.

* S HP:Scratched MV:Tiring > [hide ]
You attempt to hide yourself.

You silently approach your victim...


Ooops. Your clumsy execution broadcasts your intentions.
Since April 15 2007 you've clumsied 9350 out of 19503 stabs (52% landed.)

* S HP:Scratched MV:Tiring - Leria: Battered > f
w

*Leria* tries to strike you, but you deflect the blow.
*Leria* panics, and attempts to flee!

* S HP:Scratched MV:Tiring - Leria: Battered >
*Leria* tries to strike you, but you dodge the attack.

* S HP:Scratched MV:Tiring - Leria: Battered > *Rikkus* has arrived from the south, riding a |3|.warhorse.

You panic and attempt to flee!eria: Battered >


*Rikkus* tries to scythe you, but you parry successfully.
Angkar narrates 'seeing synthia get sat was satisfying'

You flee head over heels.
Malkieri Court




I think both were low enough there for that to be very interesting if I had landed :(

Leria
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Re: Fail!

Post by Leria » Thu Feb 22, 2018 6:48 pm

Maybe... maybe not ;-)

Angkar
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Re: Fail!

Post by Angkar » Thu Mar 01, 2018 1:48 pm

Walking straight into all my problems...


*Vilac* hacks your body very hard.
*Dosyn* pierces your body very hard.
*Dosyn* tries to pierce you, but you deflect the blow.
Ouch! It appears someone saw your sneak attack.

* S HP:Hurt MV:Winded - Dosyn: Healthy > cw
[chan mood wimpy]
Mood changed to: Wimpy

f
* S HP:Hurt MV:Winded - Dosyn: Healthy > w
w
You panic and attempt to flee!

w
You flee head over heels.
End of Branch Path
You stand at the entrance to a clearing that is obviously being used as a
campsite. The trees overhead separate enough that you can see the sky here,
and signs of recent habitation abound. New footprints are all over the path,
as well as the signs of objects being dragged around. To the west, the path
continues into the forest.
[ obvious exits: E W ]
A member of the Lancer heavy cavalry patrols the area, riding a chestnut stallion.
A member of the Lancer heavy cavalry patrols the area, riding a chestnut stallion.
A member of the Lancer heavy cavalry patrols the area, riding a chestnut stallion.
A member of the Lancer heavy cavalry patrols the area, riding a chestnut stallion.
A Lancer officer commands a unit of heavy cavalry here, riding a chestnut stallion.
Path Junction
Two paths run into each other here. To the north, you can see little more than
a dark hole under the trees, although you can tell that there is a path there.
To the east and west, this path continues, and you can just barely see what
seems to be a clearing to the east.
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
*Dosyn* is standing here, riding a warhorse.
*Vilac* is standing here, riding a warhorse.

>
Suddenly *Gralin* places a sunburst engraved dagger in your back!
Ouch! That Really did HURT!


shortly after...


You narrate 'am beat low moves'

o S HP:Beaten MV:Weary > look
Branch in Hidden Path
Gravel crunches slightly as you make your way through the old path. Oddly, the
path branches here - you only notice the little path leading off into the dark
woods to the east as you stand right next to it. The tower lies to the north,
and south you can see the end of the path you are on.
[ obvious exits: N E S ]

o S HP:Beaten MV:Weary > s
Hidden Path
You wonder how old this path is - it is well worn, but still totally concealed
from the sky, for some reason. You can barely see the sky from here, so totally
do the trees cover the path. However, you can just barely glimpse the bottom of
a tower ahead to the north, at the end of this path.
[ obvious exits: N S ]
Horror the Master Havoc is here, fighting Gralin.
*Gralin* is here, fighting Horror.
*Dosyn* is here, fighting Horror, riding a warhorse.
*Vilac* is standing here, riding a warhorse.
A Shienaran sergeant watches for the enemy here.
A soldier is here, fighting Horror.
A sergeant is here, fighting Horror.
A sergeant is here, fighting Horror.
*Vilac* tries to hack you, but you parry successfully.

s
* S HP:Beaten MV:Weary - Vilac: Battered > No way! You're fighting for your life!

* S HP:Beaten MV:Weary - Vilac: Battered > f
You panic and attempt to flee!


Horror assumes a defensive striking posture.


You flee head over heels.
Branch in Hidden Path
Gravel crunches slightly as you make your way through the old path. Oddly, the
path branches here - you only notice the little path leading off into the dark
woods to the east as you stand right next to it. The tower lies to the north,
and south you can see the end of the path you are on.
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
Mikhan the Dreadlord is standing here, riding a shadow stallion.
Mikhan is surrounded by a shimmering white aura!

o S HP:Beaten MV:Weary >
Mikhan leaves south riding a shadow stallion.
You follow Mikhan.

Hidden Path
You wonder how old this path is - it is well worn, but still totally concealed
from the sky, for some reason. You can barely see the sky from here, so totally
do the trees cover the path. However, you can just barely glimpse the bottom of
a tower ahead to the north, at the end of this path.
[ obvious exits: N S ]
Mikhan the Dreadlord is standing here, riding a shadow stallion.
Mikhan is surrounded by a shimmering white aura!
Horror the Master Havoc is here, fighting Gralin.
*Gralin* is here, fighting Horror.
*Dosyn* is here, fighting Horror, riding a warhorse.
*Vilac* is standing here, riding a warhorse.
A Shienaran sergeant watches for the enemy here.
A soldier is here, fighting Horror.
A sergeant is here, fighting Horror.
A sergeant is here, fighting Horror.

* S HP:Beaten MV:Weary >
*Dosyn* tries to pierce Horror, but he deflects the blow.
Horror tries to pierce *Gralin*, but he parries successfully.
*Gralin* tries to pierce Horror, but he deflects the blow.

* S HP:Beaten MV:Weary > s

Horror panics, and attempts to flee!

y >
*Vilac* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
You panic and attempt to flee!


Horror leaves north.


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A sergeant bellows 'YwDWY ?cZ ?Fr^`Jx aEM `TK[gm]uAn nVOMKL]eD'
A soldier joins Vilac's fight!
A sergeant joins a soldier's fight!
A sergeant joins a soldier's fight!
A sergeant joins a sergeant's fight!
*Gralin* pierces your body very hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!



*Dosyn* pierces your body very hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!



*Dosyn* pierces your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

*Gralin* pierces your left leg hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

A sergeant tries to pound Mikhan, but he deflects the blow.
A sergeant tries to pound Mikhan, but he deflects the blow.
A sergeant tries to pound Mikhan, but he dodges the attack.
A soldier tries to scythe Mikhan, but he parries successfully.
*someone* hacks your body into bloody fragments!
You are mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.

You are dead! Sorry...
You feel the Weave of the Wheel loosen from you.

Entirely on me and not Mikhan, I shoulda known he'd be flee weaving and not to stand near!

luzrek
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Re: Fail!

Post by luzrek » Sun Mar 04, 2018 3:57 pm

You attempt to hide yourself.

You silently approach your victim...
Roxie clambers to her feet.


Roxie tries to scythe *Gralin*, but he parries successfully.

=
Taz panics, and attempts to flee!

+
Taz leaves north.

*
Xiric barely pierces *Cam*'s body.
Kalamr cleaves *Cam*'s left hand.
Nhecro tries to scythe *Darlana*, but she deflects the blow.

=
*Corath* avoids being bashed by Razhak who loses his balance and falls!
*Gralin* draws a sharp, red stone dagger from an earthen brown mantle with a flash of steel.
Suddenly *someone* places a sharp, red stone dagger in your back!
You're stunned, but will probably regain consciousness...

-
Ouch! It appears someone saw your sneak attack.

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - Roxie: Hurt - Gralin: Healthy >
Someone avoids being bashed by *someone* who loses his balance and falls!

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - Roxie: Hurt - Gralin: Healthy >
Someone sends *someone* sprawling with a powerful bash!

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - Roxie: Hurt - Gralin: Healthy > change mood wimpy

Someone sends *someone* sprawling with a powerful bash!

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - Roxie: Hurt - Gralin: Scratched > f
Mood changed to: Wimpy

* S HP:Critical MV:Strong - Roxie: Hurt - Gralin: Scratched > n
All you can do right now is think about the stars!

S HP:Critical MV:Strong - Roxie: Hurt - Gralin: Scratched > n
All you can do right now is think about the stars!

S HP:Critical MV:Strong - Roxie: Hurt - Gralin: Scratched > All you can do right now is think about the stars!

S HP:Critical MV:Strong - Roxie: Hurt - Gralin: Scratched > f
n
All you can do right now is think about the stars!

S HP:Critical MV:Strong - Roxie: Hurt - Gralin: Scratched > n
All you can do right now is think about the stars!

S HP:Critical MV:Strong - Roxie: Hurt - Gralin: Scratched > f
n
n
The Malkiergate is opened from the other side.
Your heartbeat calms down more as you feel less panicked.
You regain consciousness.
The Dusty Road
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
East: A Shienaran scout blends into the surroundings here.
South: Taz the Dark Master is here, fighting Gralin.
A torch is here on the ground.
A soft leather pouch has been discarded here.
A squat border stone juts from the soil.

zoom

ecthus
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Re: Fail!

Post by ecthus » Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:58 am

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
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Fallen Warriors
Brilliantly colored murals of great battles depicting mighty men in armor and
steeds so fair cover the walls in honor of those who were proudly laid to
spend eternity here. Four life like bronze statues stand guard over a score
of sarcophagi resting in silence. The east wall is covered with several
battle colours from households long since gone, their once vibrant hues have
now become only bland pigments barely standing out against the grey stone
behind them. An urn in the center of the sarcophagi still holds the remains
of some burned and charred fragranced coals.
[ obvious exits: U ]
The corpse of a corpse is lying here.
The corpse of a ramshorned trolloc is lying here. [5]
The corpse of the dreadguard is lying here. [2]
An iron sconce is embedded into the wall.
Steg the Defender is standing here.
Ryzom Dallas, Son of Korben is standing here.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
Draz {Apprentice to Austin Gaidin} is standing here.
Yurikan of Saldaea is standing here.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
Korben Dallas is standing here.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
Pyper Gracie is standing here.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
Leria the Elder Sister is standing here.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
Lord Vampa the Lord of the Dark (Wizinvis 1) is standing here.

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >

Yurikan snickers softly.

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Vampa gives you the ancient greatsword, Justice.

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
cheer
You cheer gleefully.
Isabel narrates '16 hp, rip darcnis'
Vampa says 'good job'

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >

Yurikan tells you 'success'

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Draz says 'thats..easier :)'

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
nar nice

Vampa says 'I'll let someone know to fix it'

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > You narrate 'nice'

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >

Draz narrates 'nice'

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >

Steg nods in agreement.

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
sa think it got turned in wrong?
You say 'think it got turned in wrong?'
Isabel narrates 'might mob tho , v north :P'

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >

Steg says 'tyt y :D'
Yurikan tells you 'Now I must steal it cackle'

q
* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Vampa says 'thanks ladies, and Ecthus'

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
[where ]
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Ecthus - Fallen Warriors
Steg - Fallen Warriors
Ryzom - Fallen Warriors
Draz - Fallen Warriors
Yurikan - Fallen Warriors
Korben - Fallen Warriors
Pyper - Fallen Warriors
Leria - Fallen Warriors
Vampa - Fallen Warriors

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >

A sinister man throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
A ramshorned trolloc now follows a sinister man.
A ramshorned trolloc now follows a sinister man.
A ramshorned trolloc now follows a sinister man.
A ramshorned trolloc now follows a sinister man.
A ramshorned trolloc now follows a sinister man.
The dreadguard now follows a sinister man.
The dreadguard now follows a sinister man.
The dreadguard is now a member of a sinister man's group.
The dreadguard is now a member of a sinister man's group.
A ramshorned trolloc is now a member of a sinister man's group.
A ramshorned trolloc is now a member of a sinister man's group.
A ramshorned trolloc is now a member of a sinister man's group.
A ramshorned trolloc is now a member of a sinister man's group.
A ramshorned trolloc is now a member of a sinister man's group.
The trapdoor closes quietly.
The dreadguard crushes your body.
The dreadguard's hands weave a bright red flame...
Your body is burned by a tremendous fireball sent by the dreadguard!
The dreadguard joins the dreadguard's fight!
The dreadguard's hands weave a bright red flame...
The dreadguard throws a fireball at Steg, who screams in pain.
A ramshorned trolloc joins the dreadguard's fight!
A ramshorned trolloc joins the dreadguard's fight!
A ramshorned trolloc joins the dreadguard's fight!
A ramshorned trolloc joins the dreadguard's fight!
A ramshorned trolloc joins the dreadguard's fight!
A myrddraal joins the dreadguard's fight!
A myrddraal joins the dreadguard's fight!
A sinister man joins the dreadguard's fight!
A sinister man tries to slash Korben, but he deflects the blow.
The dreadguard's hands weave a bright red flame...
Your body is burned by a tremendous fireball sent by the dreadguard!
A myrddraal slashes Yurikan's body hard.
The dreadguard's hands weave a bright red flame...
Your body is burned by a tremendous fireball sent by the dreadguard!
The dreadguard's hands weave a bright red flame...
Steg panics, and attempts to flee!
The dreadguard throws a fireball at Steg, who screams in pain.
A myrddraal slashes Steg's left arm.
Steg panics, and attempts to flee!
A ramshorned trolloc tries to crush Leria, but she deflects the blow.
The dreadguard's hands weave a bright red flame...
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

Your body is burned by a tremendous fireball sent by the dreadguard!
The dreadguard's hands weave a bright red flame...
The dreadguard unleashes a fireball at Steg, whose charred corpse drops to the ground.
Steg is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear Steg's death cry.
A myrddraal joins the dreadguard's fight!
A ramshorned trolloc tickles Ryzom's body with his crush.
The dreadguard's hands weave a bright red flame...
A flash of bright red fire sent by the dreadguard is the last thing you ever see.
You are dead! Sorry...
Ouch! You lose a level.
Circle of Light
[ obvious exits: N D ]
A torch is here on the ground. [2]
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
Steg the Defender is sitting here.
Isabel the Hawk's Eye is sitting here.
A kind-faced figure stands here.

Joolis
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Re: Fail!

Post by Joolis » Thu Mar 22, 2018 7:45 am

LOL!

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