Fail!

... tales of great battles, stealthy adversaries and improving your PK skills. Careful though, no whining!
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Rig
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Re: Fail!

Post by Rig » Mon Oct 03, 2016 11:52 pm

Set your differences aside, Minions! ALL BOW TO LORD RIG, THE MIGHTIEST. FOLLOW ME AS I LEAD YOU THROUGH TO THE HALLS OF GLORY IN VALHALLA.

Naerin
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Re: Fail!

Post by Naerin » Tue Oct 04, 2016 12:20 am

Rig wrote:Set your differences aside, Minions! ALL BOW TO LORD RIG, THE MIGHTIEST. FOLLOW ME AS I LEAD YOU THROUGH TO THE HALLS OF GLORY IN VALHALLA.
^ He's just saying that so he can door you once you get to Valhalla

Jumaro
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Re: Fail!

Post by Jumaro » Tue Oct 04, 2016 10:09 am

Pial lol you were what batt and bashed when Graeme showed up? Inside EF with lots of mobs? Vs a dude with a unwarded I and G? And your whining? Oh and let's not forget to mention... your statement is absolutely the pot calling the kettle black to begin with lol.

Elodin
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Re: Fail!

Post by Elodin » Tue Oct 04, 2016 10:16 am

Yes, yes, you are all quite mean for trying to kill one another. Take it to mails or go have a magnificent roleplay session in-game to resolve who is the meanest of the mean.

EDIT: Apparently I was not clear enough. Knock off the arguing and/or insulting, get back to the point of this thread. The next posts I have to delete will come with strikes.

Joolis
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Re: Fail!

Post by Joolis » Tue Oct 04, 2016 11:01 am

Double fail

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change mood berserk
* R HP:Critical MV:Fresh > Mood changed to: Berserk

sc
* R HP:Critical MV:Fresh >
You have 18(412) hit and 143(143) movement points.
You have scored 107672725 experience points and 345 quest points.
You need 827275 exp to level and 55 qp to rank.
You have amassed 8 Turn points to date.
You have played 44 days and 9 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Joolis the Caldazar [Red Eagle 5] (Level 50).
You are standing.

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a
k seanchan
Coach Stop Along the Old Road
The North Road becomes the Old Road here, as it continues on to Deven Ride.
Although the road is identical in appearence, it has always born the
different name south of the Wagon Bridge. The bridge is just north of you,
and you can cross the Winespring into the village of Emond's Field from there.
[ obvious exits: N S ]3158
A wild stallion bucks madly, being ridden by you.
*Graeme* is standing here, riding a sleek well-trained torm.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
A bearded coachman stands here, waiting for passengers.

* R HP:Critical MV:Full > You try to blast *Graeme*, but he parries successfully.

* R HP:Critical MV:Full - Graeme: Beaten >
b
bash

You blast *Graeme*'s right arm.

* R HP:Critical MV:Full - Graeme: Beaten >
-
=+
*
*
*Graeme* tickles your head with his slice.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


+
=-
*Graeme* panics, and attempts to flee!


-=
As *Graeme* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground! (Fail 1)

* R HP:Critical MV:Full - Graeme: Beaten >

*Graeme* slices your left hand.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


* R HP:Critical MV:Full - Graeme: Beaten >
b
bash

-=
*Graeme* drawls 'my god'

+
*
*Graeme* slices your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


*
+=
-
-=
Your bash at *Graeme* sends him sprawling!

* R HP:Critical MV:Full - Graeme: Beaten >

You try to blast *Graeme*, but he deflects the blow.

* R HP:Critical MV:Full - Graeme: Beaten >

A sleek well-trained torm is overcome with lust for battle, and slashes Joolis with (Fail 2)
sharp claws!
Ouch!
You are incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

HP:Critical MV:Full >

You are dead! Sorry...

Decrepit
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Re: Fail!

Post by Decrepit » Tue Oct 04, 2016 11:11 am

From yesterday, got RL aggro and came back from afk. Forgot Jerais was MT (for some reason) and accidentally did a 'k man' :)

o HP:Hurt MV:Full >

Arkan slashes the master torturer's left leg.
Scizzor scythes the master torturer's left arm.
Myzec pierces the master torturer's right leg.
Toribio barely hacks the master torturer's left hand.

o HP:Hurt MV:Full >

Scizzor scythes the master torturer's head into bloody fragments!
Myzec pierces the master torturer's left arm hard.
Toribio hacks the master torturer's body extremely hard.

o HP:Hurt MV:Full >
You try to pound Jerais, the antique dealer disciple, but he parries successfully.

o HP:Hurt MV:Full - Jerais, the antique dealer disciple: Scratched > Jerais, the antique dealer disciple barely hits your body.
You pound Jerais, the antique dealer disciple's body into bloody fragments!
Arkan slashes the master torturer's right arm very hard.
Scizzor scythes the master torturer's body extremely hard.
Myzec pierces the master torturer's right foot very hard.
The master torturer barely blasts Toribio's left leg.
Toribio hacks the master torturer's right hand hard.


-=
+
Jerais, the antique dealer disciple gesticulates strangely.
Ouch!
Ouch! That really did HURT!!

*
Scizzor scythes the master torturer's head into bloody fragments!
The master torturer is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear the master torturer's death cry.

*
+=
-
-
Jerais, the antique dealer disciple barely tickles your right leg with his hit.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

Toribio can't seem to regain control of himself.

=
Your bash at Jerais, the antique dealer disciple sends him sprawling!

o HP:Critical MV:Full - Jerais, the antique dealer disciple: Scratched >

Arkan says 'lol decrepit'

o HP:Critical MV:Full - Jerais, the antique dealer disciple: Scratched >

You pound Jerais, the antique dealer disciple's body into bloody fragments!

o HP:Critical MV:Full - Jerais, the antique dealer disciple: Scratched >
Arkan can't seem to regain control of himself.

o HP:Critical MV:Full - Jerais, the antique dealer disciple: Scratched >
Arkan can't seem to regain control of himself.

o HP:Critical MV:Full - Jerais, the antique dealer disciple: Scratched >
Arkan can't seem to regain control of himself.

o HP:Critical MV:Full - Jerais, the antique dealer disciple: Scratched >

Jerais, the antique dealer disciple gesticulates strangely.
Ouch!
You are dead! Sorry...
You stop following Toribio.

Arkan narrates 'haha'

Toribio narrates 'loot smob now'

Toribio narrates 'i have decs eq'

Toribio narrates 'haha'

Arkan narrates 'think i'll post that one'

Toribio narrates 'yeah thats was precious'

Sarryn
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Re: Fail!

Post by Sarryn » Wed Oct 05, 2016 6:53 pm

Not sure what's more fail the fact that it's 4 on 2 and your flee stabbing. The fact that you master stabbed me from mid wounded to crit. That you didn't chase at all when I lived with 18 hps. Or the fact that I didn't die misspamming like a noob out of surprise.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Paj: Hurt - Xafelar: Wounded > t
Before a Split in the Road
The road splits to the west and south around a large hill with sheer cliffs
on all sides as if the earth decided to suddenly thrust itself upwards from
the core. The road appears more paved to the west while to the south a
thinner earthen road shadows the hill.
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving west.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving west.
There are some tracks of a trolloc leaving west.
There are some tracks of a trolloc leaving north.
*Gizmo* is here, fighting Paj.
*Xafelar* is here, fighting Paj, riding a shadow stallion.
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby.
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
Lord Paj Ah'ten, Jana's all-in-one is here, fighting Xafelar.
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Paj: Hurt - Xafelar: Wounded > [kill h.dark]
You do the best you can!

* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Paj: Hurt - Xafelar: Wounded > k dark
t
You do the best you can!

* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Paj: Hurt - Xafelar: Wounded > k dark
[kill h.dark]
You do the best you can!

t
* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Paj: Hurt - Xafelar: Wounded > k dark
You do the best you can!

* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Paj: Hurt - Xafelar: Wounded > t
[kill h.dark]
You do the best you can!

* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Paj: Hurt - Xafelar: Wounded > *Gizmo* barely pierces Paj's head.
You slash *Xafelar*'s body hard.
Paj scythes *Xafelar*'s body hard.
*Gizmo* pierces Paj's body.
Paj scythes *Xafelar*'s body with Lizard in the Thornbush.
You do the best you can!

* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Paj: Hurt - Xafelar: Wounded > k dark
[kill h.dark]
You do the best you can!

* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Paj: Hurt - Xafelar: Wounded > t
You do the best you can!
Paj gets a cup of thick syrup from a backpack.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Paj: Hurt - Xafelar: Wounded > [kill h.dark]
You do the best you can!

* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Paj: Hurt - Xafelar: Wounded > t
[kill h.dark]
You do the best you can!
Paj quaffs a cup of thick syrup.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Paj: Hurt - Xafelar: Wounded >
*Gizmo* pierces Paj's left arm.
You try to slash *Xafelar*, but he deflects the blow.
Paj tries to scythe *Xafelar*, but he deflects the blow.
*Xafelar* slashes Paj's body.
*Xafelar* panics, and attempts to flee!

* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Paj: Wounded - Xafelar: Wounded >
*Xafelar* leaves south riding a shadow stallion.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong >
Paj tries to scythe *Gizmo*, but she deflects the blow.

alias y kill gizmo
* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong > Ok.

k dark
* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong > k dark
k dark
You try to slash *Gizmo*, but she parries successfully.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Paj: Wounded - Gizmo: Battered > k dark
k dark
You do the best you can!

* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Paj: Wounded - Gizmo: Battered > k dark
You do the best you can!
*Xafelar* has arrived from the south, riding a shadow stallion.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Paj: Wounded - Gizmo: Battered > You do the best you can!
*Xafelar* slashes Paj's body.

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* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Paj: Wounded - Gizmo: Battered > You do the best you can!

t
* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Paj: Wounded - Gizmo: Battered > You do the best you can!

* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Paj: Wounded - Gizmo: Battered > *Xafelar* slashes Paj's body very hard.
You try to slash *Gizmo*, but she parries successfully.
Paj scythes *Gizmo*'s body extremely hard.
*Gizmo* barely pierces Paj's right leg.
Before a Split in the Road
The road splits to the west and south around a large hill with sheer cliffs
on all sides as if the earth decided to suddenly thrust itself upwards from
the core. The road appears more paved to the west while to the south a
thinner earthen road shadows the hill.
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving south.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving west.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving west.
There are some tracks of a trolloc leaving west.
*Xafelar* is here, fighting Paj, riding a shadow stallion.
*Gizmo* is here, fighting Paj.
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby.
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
Lord Paj Ah'ten, Jana's all-in-one is here, fighting Gizmo.
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Paj: Wounded - Gizmo: Battered > *Gizmo* panics, and attempts to flee!
[kill h.dark]
You do the best you can!

t
* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Paj: Wounded - Gizmo: Battered > [kill h.dark]
You do the best you can!

* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Paj: Wounded - Gizmo: Battered >
Paj tries to scythe *Gizmo*, but she deflects the blow.

ong - Paj: Wounded - Gizmo: Battered >
*Gizmo* leaves south.
Suddenly *Myzec* places a sharp, red stone dagger in your back!
Ouch! That Really did HURT!

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You panic and attempt to flee!


You flee head over heels.
A Winding Road
Large boulders and fallen rock have fallen from the slowly eroding hill to
the west forcing travellers to head further east before continuing south.
Mounted tracks dominate the road, outings from Shienaran soldiers as they
patrol the surrounding land.
[ obvious exits: N E ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby, being ridden by you.
*Gizmo* is standing here.

* R HP:Critical MV:Strong > w
e
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* R HP:Critical MV:Strong > change mood wimpy
A Winding Road
The hill to the west has widen its girth dictating the path of the road as
it skirts around high cliffs. Small campfires, long since burned out, dot
the base of the cliff situated in small crevices and shallow caves that
provide protection from the elements.
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby, being ridden by you.

Gizmo
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Re: Fail!

Post by Gizmo » Wed Oct 05, 2016 7:13 pm

Awww I feel special. I got my own alias. Stop being so angry tho. *hugs*

myzec
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Re: Fail!

Post by myzec » Wed Oct 05, 2016 7:23 pm

Hi Sarryn, I must admit it was disappointing as it would have been nice to add a heron to DS. I attempted 4 stabs in 90 min of pk and landed 2, a brikk on Weir which I was lucky to survive and that stab on you. I personally would not define that as flee stabing. I did chase to choke but decided to stop there and block for Paj given after I stabbed you my connection froze and I assumed I was unlikely to catch you. Thank you for generating pk and sorry for leaving early it was past 1am and I need to be up in 4 hours. Look forward to further pk with you.

Paj

Re: Fail!

Post by Paj » Wed Oct 05, 2016 7:25 pm

Providing WSLs and Murgoz abs to trollocs one zerk rip at a time.

My fail was missing a k dark in Gizmo or Myzec at trees then overspamming zerk onto a bear 1e, then not getting mob and not riding.

Ds was on spot keeping me engaged.
Funnest 45 seconds of PK. Refund?

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