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Byorn
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Lol

Post by Byorn » Sat Mar 04, 2017 8:28 pm

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong - Kyra: Healthy > bash

*KYRA* SENDS YOU SPRAWLING WITH A POWERFUL BASH!

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong - Kyra: Healthy >
*Kyra* slashes your left leg.
The door guard tries to smite Kyra, but she deflects the blow.
A Red Eagle sentry joins the door guard's fight!
A Red Eagle sentry joins the door guard's fight!
Estindn narrates 'so are we splitting scalps?'

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong - Kyra: Healthy >
A Red Eagle sentry cleaves Kyra's body very hard.
A Red Eagle sentry tries to cleave Kyra, but she deflects the blow.
The door guard smites Kyra's body.
*Kyra* slashes your right leg hard.

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong - Kyra: Scratched > say oh im contagioned
You say 'oh im contagioned'

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong - Kyra: Scratched >
You try to scythe *Kyra*, but she dodges the attack.

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong - Kyra: Scratched > say no wonder
You say 'no wonder'

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong - Kyra: Scratched > stat

A Red Eagle sentry tries to cleave Kyra, but she deflects the blow.
A Red Eagle sentry cleaves Kyra's body.
The door guard smites Kyra's head.
You try to scythe *Kyra*, but she dodges the attack.

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong - Kyra: Hurt > You are a 54 year old male human warrior.
Your height is 5 feet, 9 inches, and you weigh 175.0 lbs.
You are carrying 0.0 lbs and wearing 74.8 lbs, light.
Your base abilities are: Str:18 Int:14 Wil:12 Dex:19 Con:19.
Offensive bonus: 100, Dodging bonus: 5, Parrying bonus: 1, Total def: 6
Your mood is: Berserk. You will flee below: 0 Hit Points
Your armor absorbs about 80% on average.

You are subjected to the following effects:
- CONTAGION
- NO QUIT

BMI = 0.3675
* R HP:Battered MV:Strong - Kyra: Hurt >
You try to scythe *Kyra*, but she deflects the blow.

rong - Kyra: Hurt >
*KYRA* SENDS YOU SPRAWLING WITH A POWERFUL BASH!

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong - Kyra: Hurt >
A Red Eagle sentry tries to cleave Kyra, but she parries successfully.
Kyra swiftly dodges a Red Eagle sentry's attempt to cleave her.
The door guard smites Kyra's body hard.
*Kyra* slashes your left hand.

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong - Kyra: Hurt >
*Kyra* drawls 'LOL'

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong - Kyra: Hurt >
A Red Eagle sentry cleaves Kyra's body hard.
A Red Eagle sentry tries to cleave Kyra, but she dodges the attack.
The door guard smites Kyra's body hard.
*Kyra* slashes your left hand hard.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Kyra: Hurt > inv

A Red Eagle sentry cleaves Kyra's right arm hard.
Kyra swiftly dodges a Red Eagle sentry's attempt to cleave her.
The door guard smites Kyra's right leg very hard.
You try to scythe *Kyra*, but she parries successfully.
*Kyra* slashes your body hard.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Kyra: Wounded > eq
You are carrying:
Nothing.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Kyra: Wounded > You are using:
<used as light> a mirrored lantern
<worn on finger> a ring of silver
<worn on finger> a ring of silver
<worn on head> a full metal helmet and visor
<worn on body> a burnished metal breastplate
<worn on arms> a pair of steel-plated vambraces
<worn on hands> a pair of heavy metal gauntlets
<worn around wrist> a gator skin bracer
<worn around wrist> a gator skin bracer
<wielded two-handed> a wickedly scythed longsword
<worn on legs> a pair of ebony-steel plate greaves
<worn on feet> a pair of thick metal boots

* R HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Kyra: Wounded > stat

Enoch narrates 'killed 2 of them? only wept and mikhan?'

* R HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Kyra: Wounded > You are a 54 year old male human warrior.
Your height is 5 feet, 9 inches, and you weigh 175.0 lbs.
You are carrying 0.0 lbs and wearing 74.8 lbs, light.
Your base abilities are: Str:18 Int:14 Wil:12 Dex:19 Con:19.
Offensive bonus: 100, Dodging bonus: 5, Parrying bonus: 1, Total def: 6
Your mood is: Berserk. You will flee below: 0 Hit Points
Your armor absorbs about 80% on average.

You are subjected to the following effects:
- CONTAGION
- NO QUIT

BMI = 0.3675
* R HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Kyra: Wounded >
A Red Eagle sentry tries to cleave Kyra, but she deflects the blow.
A Red Eagle sentry cleaves Kyra's head hard.
The door guard smites Kyra's head extremely hard.
*Kyra* swiftly dodges your attempt to scythe her.
*Kyra* swiftly dodges your attempt to scythe her.

ng - Kyra: Wounded >
*KYRA* SENDS YOU SPRAWLING WITH A POWERFUL BASH!

* R HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Kyra: Wounded > say am berk yolo

A Red Eagle sentry tries to cleave Kyra, but she dodges the attack.
A Red Eagle sentry tries to cleave Kyra, but she dodges the attack.
The door guard smites Kyra's body very hard.
*Kyra* slashes your body hard.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Kyra: Wounded >
A Red Eagle sentry cleaves Kyra's body.
Kyra swiftly dodges a Red Eagle sentry's attempt to cleave her.
The door guard smites Kyra's head extremely hard.
*Kyra* slashes your head hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

Estindn narrates 'nods'

* R HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Kyra: Wounded > You say 'am berk yolo'

* R HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Kyra: Wounded >
A Red Eagle sentry tries to cleave Kyra, but she deflects the blow.
Kyra swiftly dodges a Red Eagle sentry's attempt to cleave her.
The door guard smites Kyra's body extremely hard.
*Kyra* swiftly dodges your attempt to scythe her.

ng - Kyra: Battered >
*KYRA* SENDS YOU SPRAWLING WITH A POWERFUL BASH!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


* R HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Kyra: Battered >
A Red Eagle sentry tries to cleave Kyra, but she deflects the blow.
A Red Eagle sentry cleaves Kyra's body.
The door guard smites Kyra's body.
*Kyra* slashes your head.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


* R HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Kyra: Battered > bash

A Red Eagle sentry cleaves Kyra's body.
A Red Eagle sentry tries to cleave Kyra, but she deflects the blow.
The door guard smites Kyra's left foot extremely hard.
*Kyra* slashes your right arm hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


* rong - Kyra: Battered >
Kyra swiftly dodges a Red Eagle sentry's attempt to cleave her.
A Red Eagle sentry tries to cleave Kyra, but she parries successfully.
The door guard smites Kyra's head hard.


As *Kyra* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!
This session you've missed 12 out of 13 bashes (7% landed)

* R HP:Critical MV:Strong >
A Red Eagle sentry tries to cleave Kyra, but she deflects the blow.
A Red Eagle sentry tries to cleave Kyra, but she deflects the blow.
The door guard smites Kyra's right leg extremely hard.
*Kyra* slashes your right leg hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You dodge a bash from *Kyra* who loses her balance and falls!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


* R HP:Critical MV:Strong - Kyra: Beaten > bash
+
A Red Eagle sentry tries to cleave Kyra, but she dodges the attack.
A Red Eagle sentry tries to cleave Kyra, but she deflects the blow.
The door guard smites Kyra's body extremely hard.
*KYRA* PANICS AND ATTEMPTS TO FLEE!
*Kyra* slashes your right arm hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

*Kyra* leaves west riding a draft horse.

=
*Kyra* has arrived from the west, riding a |5|.draft horse.

-
A Red Eagle sentry tries to cleave Kyra, but she parries successfully.
Kyra swiftly dodges a Red Eagle sentry's attempt to cleave her.
The door guard joins a Red Eagle sentry's fight!


As *Kyra* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!
This session you've missed 13 out of 14 bashes (7% landed)
*KYRA* PANICS AND ATTEMPTS TO FLEE!

* R HP:Critical MV:Strong - a Red Eagle sentry: Healthy - Kyra: Beaten > call

The door guard smites Kyra's left arm very hard.
*KYRA* PANICS AND ATTEMPTS TO FLEE!
A Red Eagle sentry tries to cleave Kyra, but she dodges the attack.
A Red Eagle sentry tries to cleave Kyra, but she deflects the blow.

* R HP:Critical MV:Strong - a Red Eagle sentry: Healthy - Kyra: Critical >
*Kyra* leaves south riding a draft horse.
*Kyra* has arrived from the south, riding a |6|.draft horse.

* R HP:Critical MV:Strong > n

*Kyra* slashes your body hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


* R HP:Critical MV:Strong - Kyra: Critical > bash
You call for the greatdoor to be opened.

* R HP:Critical MV:Strong - Kyra: Critical > No way! You're fighting for your life!

rong - Kyra: Critical >
*Kyra* slashes your body hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

The door guard joins your fight!
A Red Eagle sentry joins the door guard's fight!
A Red Eagle sentry joins the door guard's fight!

*
A guard peers through a peephole at you.
You hear someone fumbling with a set of keys.
The greatdoor swings open.
*KYRA* PANICS AND ATTEMPTS TO FLEE!

-
*Kyra* leaves north riding a draft horse.
*Kyra* has arrived from the north, riding a |7|.draft horse.


As *Kyra* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!
This session you've missed 14 out of 15 bashes (6% landed)
*KYRA* PANICS AND ATTEMPTS TO FLEE!

* R HP:Critical MV:Strong >
The greatdoor closes quietly.
A Red Eagle sentry tries to cleave Kyra, but she parries successfully.

* R HP:Critical MV:Strong > n

*Kyra* leaves south riding a draft horse.

* R HP:Critical MV:Strong > call
k h.seanchan
w
A redwing's call resounds in the forest.

You breathe easier again as the cold sweats have faded.
*Kyra* has arrived from the south, riding a |8|.draft horse.
Maybe you should get on your feet first?

* R HP:Critical MV:Full > *Kyra* slashes your right foot.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You call for the greatdoor to be opened.

* R HP:Critical MV:Full - Kyra: Beaten > You do the best you can!

* R HP:Critical MV:Full - Kyra: Beaten > No way! You're fighting for your life!

* R HP:Critical MV:Full - Kyra: Beaten > bash
A Red Eagle sentry tries to cleave Kyra, but she deflects the blow.
A guard peers through a peephole at you.
You hear someone fumbling with a set of keys.
The greatdoor swings open.
Bianca chats 'whoever let Puny into Luggy needs 3 whips from a wet noodle :)'

-
Kyra swiftly dodges a Red Eagle sentry's attempt to cleave her.
The door guard joins a Red Eagle sentry's fight!
A Red Eagle sentry joins the door guard's fight!
*Kyra* slashes your right arm hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


*
*KYRA* PANICS AND ATTEMPTS TO FLEE!

-
The greatdoor closes quietly.

=
Your bash at *Kyra* sends her sprawling!
This session you've landed 2 out of 16 bashes (12% landed)

* R HP:Critical MV:Full - Kyra: Beaten >
A Red Eagle sentry cleaves Kyra's body extremely hard.
*KYRA* PANICS AND ATTEMPTS TO FLEE!
The door guard smites Kyra's right hand extremely hard.
A Red Eagle sentry cleaves Kyra's body.
You scythe *Kyra*'s body into bloody fragments!
*Kyra* is dead! R.I.P.
You feel the Weave of the Wheel tighten around you.
Your first time! Was it good for you too?
You gain a level!
Your blood freezes as you hear *Kyra*'s death cry.

Paj

Re: Lol

Post by Paj » Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:01 am

That... was a very unexpected end. Awesome. Way to keep cool and bash anyways.

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