So kind of you to offer yourself up for my benefit

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puny
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So kind of you to offer yourself up for my benefit

Post by puny » Fri Dec 02, 2016 1:00 am

I was raiding, and running around down south. Decided to head North up Tear road to Caemy and paused to rest. Darth asked me to come north and help him smob some, so I said sure, BUT if I come across a puke omw north I will stop to clumsificate them!! He agreed, and immediately after that, this happened. Special delivery... Thank you, how very considerate of you. *cackle*

* S HP:Healthy MV:Weary > Dark Ravine
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
An ancient stone column stands broken and partially buried in the ground.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Haggard > whe
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Puny - Dark Ravine

o S HP:Healthy MV:Haggard > rest
4
You sit down and rest your tired bones.
You sheath a curved clear dagger into a set of cloth sleeves.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Haggard > [draw ]
You try to quietly draw a curved clear dagger from a set of cloth sleeves.

not
o S HP:Healthy MV:Haggard > sav
You start paying increased attention to your surroundings.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Haggard > whe
Saving Puny.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Haggard > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Puny - Dark Ravine
You catch a smell of horses nearby. <-------------- what's this? So soon? thank god for good habits.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Haggard > sta
You stop resting, and stand up.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Haggard > h
[hide ]
You attempt to hide yourself.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Haggard >
*Garett* has arrived from the north, riding a plodding ox. <---------- literally less than 3 seconds after I hid!!!!
A chicken has arrived from the north.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Haggard >
*Garett* sits down and rests. <-------------- Oh this is gonna be great! I'm gonna clumsy and scare the sh!t out of him!!!

* S HP:Healthy MV:Haggard >
*Garett* draws a dagger of green jade from a blue cape featuring a golden hawk in flight with a flash of steel.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Haggard > bh
[BACKSTAB H.HUMAN]
You silently approach your victim...

-=+**+=- -=+*
*Garett* makes a strange sound as you place a curved clear dagger in his back! <--------------- WTF? I landed? wow, quite uncommon for me tbh
*Garett* is dead! R.I.P. <------------------ WTF?! I actually killed someone with a stab?!! Even more uncommon for me these days!
You feel the Weave of the Wheel tighten around you.
You receive your share of experience...
Your first time! Was it good for you too?
You gain a level! <------------------------------------- This day just keeps getting better!!! RE-LEVEL'd off of this too?!! Oh happy day. Oh happy day!!
Your blood freezes as you hear *Garett*'s death cry.
A chicken realizes that Garett is a jerk!


I couldn't have set that up any better if I had planned it out myself. *snicker*

Choen
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Re: So kind of you to offer yourself up for my benefit

Post by Choen » Fri Dec 02, 2016 1:40 am

Wow. That is crazy.

Stanislav
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Re: So kind of you to offer yourself up for my benefit

Post by Stanislav » Fri Dec 02, 2016 2:01 pm

Reminds me of a log where Oraste got ratted around TT then came and went to sleep in a room where Hress was hiding.
Was a good laugh.

guhadin
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Re: So kind of you to offer yourself up for my benefit

Post by guhadin » Fri Dec 02, 2016 2:45 pm

Nice! Reminds me of this log from Tripio's POV...one of the few times in the last 7 years I've been in a stab setup.
Um random :P

be seen the only tree around here.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
Eyes keen, a Domani razor stands here swishing its tail, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > Barren Plains
This plain is almost completely devoid of any plant life but a few
scrub plants can be seen clinging to life and refusing to die. A strange
faint smell is hanging in the air creating an unpleasant atmosphere.
[ obvious exits: N E W D ]
Eyes keen, a Domani razor stands here swishing its tail, being ridden by you.
A hooved trolloc anxiously stamps its feet.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > v
v
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > [cha mood wimpy]
Mood changed to: Wimpy

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You stop riding him.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > [lead horse]
A Domani razor has an indifferent look.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > [lead horse]
A Domani razor has an indifferent look.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > op slab
d
It's already open!

wher
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > End of the Underground Tunnel
Here the tunnel is narrow, with the walls closing in on all sides
except the north. A stale, foul stench seems to waft from the tunnel
opening to the north, though a slight breeze of fresh air reaches this
dead-end in the tunnel, indicating an opening close by.
[ obvious exits: N U ]
A wide leather belt has been cast off here.
A shield covered in intricately designed leather lies here.
A soft leather pouch has been discarded here.
A pair of hard leather half-gauntlets is on the ground here.
A leather helmet has been dropped here.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Tripio - End of the Underground Tunnel

u
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > v
v
Barren Plains
This plain is almost completely devoid of any plant life but a few
scrub plants can be seen clinging to life and refusing to die. A strange
faint smell is hanging in the air creating an unpleasant atmosphere.
[ obvious exits: N E W D ]
Eyes keen, a Domani razor stands here swishing its tail.
A hooved trolloc anxiously stamps its feet.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > [lead horse]
A Domani razor has an indifferent look.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > d
[lead horse]
A Domani razor has an indifferent look.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > End of the Underground Tunnel
Here the tunnel is narrow, with the walls closing in on all sides
except the north. A stale, foul stench seems to waft from the tunnel
opening to the north, though a slight breeze of fresh air reaches this
dead-end in the tunnel, indicating an opening close by.
[ obvious exits: N U ]
A wide leather belt has been cast off here.
A shield covered in intricately designed leather lies here.
A soft leather pouch has been discarded here.
A pair of hard leather half-gauntlets is on the ground here.
A leather helmet has been dropped here.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > u
v
Barren Plains
This plain is almost completely devoid of any plant life but a few
scrub plants can be seen clinging to life and refusing to die. A strange
faint smell is hanging in the air creating an unpleasant atmosphere.
[ obvious exits: N E W D ]
Eyes keen, a Domani razor stands here swishing its tail.
A hooved trolloc anxiously stamps its feet.

v
* HP:Healthy MV:Full > d
[lead horse]
You start leading him.
A Domani razor starts following you.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > [lead horse]
You're already leading it!

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > End of the Underground Tunnel
Here the tunnel is narrow, with the walls closing in on all sides
except the north. A stale, foul stench seems to waft from the tunnel
opening to the north, though a slight breeze of fresh air reaches this
dead-end in the tunnel, indicating an opening close by.
[ obvious exits: N U ]
A wide leather belt has been cast off here.
A shield covered in intricately designed leather lies here.
A soft leather pouch has been discarded here.
A pair of hard leather half-gauntlets is on the ground here.
A leather helmet has been dropped here.
A Domani razor has arrived from above.

* HP:Healthy MV:Full > sl
n
You go to sleep.

HP:Healthy MV:Full > In your dreams, or what?

HP:Healthy MV:Full > a

You are subjected to the following effects:

HP:Healthy MV:Full > wake

Suddenly *someone* places something in your back!
You are dead! Sorry...
You feel the Weave of the Wheel loosen from you.
Ouch! You lose a level.
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