Fails all Around

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Zarth
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Fails all Around

Post by Zarth » Thu Nov 03, 2016 8:53 pm

I was teaching Arkan important Zones!

o HP:Scratched MV:Winded >

*Matheus* has arrived from the north. <---Gasp
A warhorse has arrived from the north.
A soldier has arrived from the north.

* HP:Scratched MV:Winded >

*Matheus* strikes Arkan's left leg.

'41% abs and a heavy l
* HP:Scratched MV:Winded >
You say '41% abs and a heavy l'

cx
* HP:Scratched MV:Winded >
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

* HP:Scratched MV:Winded >
x
[k human]
You pound a soldier's body. <--- :(

* HP:Scratched MV:Winded - a soldier: Healthy >
A soldier pounds your body.
You try to pound a soldier, but he parries successfully.
Arkan slashes *Matheus*'s body hard.
*Matheus* strikes Arkan's head.
*Matheus* gives a soldier an order.

* HP:Scratched MV:Winded - a soldier: Healthy >
*Matheus* gives a soldier an order.

* HP:Scratched MV:Winded - a soldier: Scratched >
close slab n
You try to pound a soldier, but he deflects the blow.
*Matheus* strikes Arkan's head.
Ok.

* HP:Scratched MV:Winded - a soldier: Scratched >
A soldier sends you sprawling with a powerful bash! <--- :(

* HP:Scratched MV:Winded - a soldier: Scratched >

A soldier pounds your body.
Arkan tries to slash *Matheus*, but he parries successfully.
*Matheus* strikes Arkan's left arm hard.
Arkan sends *Matheus* sprawling with a powerful bash!

* HP:Scratched MV:Winded - a soldier: Scratched >

A soldier pounds your body.
Arkan slashes *Matheus*'s left arm into bloody fragments!

* HP:Scratched MV:Winded - a soldier: Scratched >
nar on df rent
You narrate 'on df rent'

cq
* HP:Scratched MV:Winded - a soldier: Scratched >
b

A soldier barely pounds your body.
You pound a soldier's right leg very hard.
Arkan slashes *Matheus*'s right arm very hard.

* HP:Scratched MV:Winded - a soldier: Scratched > [cha mood berserk] <--- :(
Mood changed to: Berserk
Wimpy reset to: 0 hit points.

* HP:Scratched MV:Winded - a soldier: Scratched >
You pound a soldier's body very hard.
[bash ]


-=
+
*
*+
=-
A soldier barely pounds your right hand.


-
Arkan sends *Matheus* sprawling with a powerful bash!

=
Your bash at a soldier sends him sprawling!

* HP:Hurt MV:Winded - a soldier: Hurt >
You pound a soldier's body very hard.

* HP:Hurt MV:Winded - a soldier: Hurt >
close slab

Arkan narrates 'come now'

whe
* HP:Hurt MV:Winded - a soldier: Hurt >
You pound a soldier's left leg into bloody fragments!
Arkan slashes *Matheus*'s left foot very hard.
It's already closed!

* HP:Scratched MV:Tiring - a soldier: Hurt > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Arkan - Armory
Zarth - Armory

* HP:Scratched MV:Tiring - a soldier: Hurt >
b
You pound a soldier's body extremely hard.
[bash ]
They already seem to be stunned.

* HP:Scratched MV:Tiring - a soldier: Wounded >
b
[bash ]
They already seem to be stunned.

* HP:Scratched MV:Tiring - a soldier: Wounded >

You pound a soldier's body extremely hard.
Arkan slashes *Matheus*'s body very hard.

b
* HP:Scratched MV:Tiring - a soldier: Wounded >
[bash ]
They already seem to be stunned.

* HP:Scratched MV:Tiring - a soldier: Wounded >
b
[bash ]


-=
+*
*
A soldier pounds your right arm hard.

+
=-
*Matheus* avoids being bashed by Arkan who loses his balance and falls!


Arkan avoids being bashed by *Matheus* who loses his balance and falls!

-
=
Your bash at a soldier sends him sprawling!

* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - a soldier: Wounded >

You pound a soldier's body very hard.

* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - a soldier: Wounded >
whe

You pound a soldier's body very hard.

* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - a soldier: Battered > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Arkan - Armory
Zarth - Armory

* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - a soldier: Battered >

*Matheus* opens the slab. <--He's trying to escape!

* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - a soldier: Battered >

*Matheus* panics, and attempts to flee!

* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - a soldier: Battered >

You pound a soldier's left leg hard.
*Matheus* strikes Arkan's right arm.
*Matheus* panics, and attempts to flee!

lclose
* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - a soldier: Battered >
*Matheus* leaves north.
Arkan closes the slab. <--Laugh
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

o HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - a soldier: Battered >

Arkan opens the slab.

nar laugh
o HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - a soldier: Battered >
A soldier pounds your left hand.
You pound a soldier's head into bloody fragments!
Arkan leaves north.
You narrate 'laugh' <---Laugh

whe
o HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - a soldier: Battered >
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Arkan - End of Passageway
Zarth - Armory

o HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - a soldier: Battered >
whe
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Arkan - End of Passageway
Zarth - Armory

o HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - a soldier: Battered >
scan
North: Arkan the Master Torturer is here, fighting Matheus.

o HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - a soldier: Battered >
whe
A soldier pounds your right leg.
You pound a soldier's left arm hard.
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Arkan - End of Passageway
Zarth - Armory

o HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - a soldier: Battered >

You pound a soldier's head into bloody fragments!

o HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - a soldier: Beaten >

A soldier pounds your body.
You pound a soldier's body very hard.

o HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - a soldier: Beaten >
whe
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Arkan - End of Passageway
Zarth - Armory

o HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - a soldier: Beaten >
scan n
You pound a soldier's head into bloody fragments!
Arkan the Master Torturer is here, fighting Matheus.
*Matheus* is here, fighting Arkan.

o HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - a soldier: Critical >

A soldier pounds your left leg.
You pound a soldier's body extremely hard.
A soldier is dead! R.I.P.
You receive your share of experience...
Quite a death count. Have it put on your tombstone.
Your blood freezes as you hear a soldier's death cry.

o HP:Hurt MV:Tiring >
n
x
b
End of Passageway
[ obvious exits: S W ]
Arkan the Master Torturer is here, fighting Matheus.
*Matheus* is here, fighting Arkan.

* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring > [k human]
You pound *Matheus*'s right leg very hard.

* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Arkan: Wounded - Matheus: Hurt >
[bash ]


-
*Matheus* gets a water skin from a backpack.

=
*Matheus* drinks blood from a water skin.

+
*
*Matheus* strikes Arkan's body.

*
+
*Matheus* panics, and attempts to flee!

=
-
*Matheus* leaves south. <--Laugh
*Matheus* has arrived from the south. <--Laugh
A warhorse has arrived from the south.
*Matheus* avoids being bashed by Arkan who loses his balance and falls! <---Laugh

-
=
Your bash at *Matheus* sends him sprawling! <---SMILE

* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Arkan: Wounded - Matheus: Wounded >

You pound *Matheus*'s head extremely hard.

* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Arkan: Wounded - Matheus: Wounded >

You pound *Matheus*'s right leg hard.

l human
* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Arkan: Wounded - Matheus: Wounded >

Calm, collected, Shienaran.

Matheus has quite a few wounds.

*Matheus* is using:
<used as light> a mirrored lantern
<worn on head> a rimmed round helmet
<worn around neck> a thin, black chain
<worn around neck> a thin, black chain
<worn about body> a black wool cape embroidered with a swooping hawk
<slung on back> a backpack
<worn on hands> a sturdy pair of full leather gauntlets
<worn around wrist> a jeweled wristcuff
<worn around wrist> a silver Kandori wristcuff
<wielded two-handed> a dark blue tasseled spear
<worn on legs> a set of riveted chainmail leggings
<worn on feet> a pair of low-heeled leather boots

* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Arkan: Wounded - Matheus: Wounded >
x

Arkan clambers to his feet.

* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Arkan: Wounded - Matheus: Wounded > Arkan slashes *Matheus*'s right hand
extremely hard.
[k human]
You do the best you can!

x
* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Arkan: Wounded - Matheus: Wounded >
x
[k human]
You do the best you can!

x
* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Arkan: Wounded - Matheus: Wounded >
[k human]
You do the best you can!

* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Arkan: Wounded - Matheus: Wounded > [k human]
You do the best you can!

x
* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Arkan: Wounded - Matheus: Wounded >
Arkan slashes *Matheus*'s right arm into bloody fragments!
You pound *Matheus*'s body hard.
You pound *Matheus*'s body very hard.
*Matheus* panics, and attempts to flee!

* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Arkan: Wounded - Matheus: Battered > [k human]
You do the best you can!

x
* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Arkan: Wounded - Matheus: Battered >
[k human]
You do the best you can!

x
* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Arkan: Wounded - Matheus: Battered >
x
[k human]
You do the best you can!

* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Arkan: Wounded - Matheus: Battered > [k human]
You do the best you can!

x
* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Arkan: Wounded - Matheus: Battered >
[k human]
You do the best you can!

x
* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Arkan: Wounded - Matheus: Battered >
[k human]
You do the best you can!

x
* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Arkan: Wounded - Matheus: Battered >
Arkan slashes *Matheus*'s body extremely hard.
*Matheus* panics, and attempts to flee!
You try to pound *Matheus*, but he parries successfully.
[k human]
You do the best you can!

x
* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Arkan: Wounded - Matheus: Battered >
You pound *Matheus*'s left arm.
[k human]
You do the best you can!

x
* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Arkan: Wounded - Matheus: Battered >
*Matheus* leaves south. <--Laugh
*Matheus* has arrived from the south. <---Laugh
Arkan tries to slash *Matheus*, but he parries successfully.
[k human]
You pound *Matheus*'s body.
*Matheus* panics, and attempts to flee!

x
* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Arkan: Wounded - Matheus: Battered >
[k human]
You do the best you can!

x
* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Arkan: Wounded - Matheus: Battered >
x
[k human]
You do the best you can!

* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Arkan: Wounded - Matheus: Battered > [k human]
You do the best you can!

x
* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Arkan: Wounded - Matheus: Battered >
*Matheus* leaves south. <--Laugh
*Matheus* has arrived from the south. <--Laugh
Arkan tries to slash *Matheus*, but he parries successfully.
[k human]
You try to pound *Matheus*, but he parries successfully.

x
* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Arkan: Wounded - Matheus: Battered > You try to pound *Matheus*, but he
parries successfully.
*Matheus* barely strikes Arkan's body.
Arkan slashes *Matheus*'s body very hard.
*Matheus* panics, and attempts to flee!
[k human]
You do the best you can!

x
* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Arkan: Wounded - Matheus: Battered >
x
[k human]
You do the best you can!

* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Arkan: Wounded - Matheus: Battered > You pound *Matheus*'s body.
[k human]
You do the best you can!

x
* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Arkan: Wounded - Matheus: Battered >
[k human]
You do the best you can!

x
* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Arkan: Wounded - Matheus: Battered >
x
*Matheus* leaves south. <---Laugh
[k human]
They aren't here.

o HP:Hurt MV:Tiring > *Matheus* has arrived from the south. <---Laugh
[k human]
You pound *Matheus*'s body hard.
*Matheus* panics, and attempts to flee!

x
* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Matheus: Beaten >
Arkan slashes *Matheus*'s left leg hard.

* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Matheus: Beaten > [k human]
You do the best you can!

* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Matheus: Beaten >
Arkan slashes *Matheus*'s left hand very hard.
You pound *Matheus*'s body.

* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Matheus: Beaten >
x
[k human]
You do the best you can!

x
* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Matheus: Beaten >
[k human]
You do the best you can!

x
* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Matheus: Beaten >
You pound *Matheus*'s body hard.
[k human]
You do the best you can!

x
* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Matheus: Beaten >
*Matheus* leaves south. <---Laugh

x
* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring > [k human]
They aren't here.

* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring >
x
[k human]
They aren't here.

x
* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring > [k human]
They aren't here.

s
* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring > *Matheus* has arrived from the south. <---Laugh
Arkan tries to slash *Matheus*, but he parries successfully.
[k human]
You pound *Matheus*'s body.
*Matheus* panics, and attempts to flee!

* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Arkan: Wounded - Matheus: Critical > No way! You're fighting for your life!

* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Arkan: Wounded - Matheus: Critical >
x
x
You pound *Matheus*'s left arm hard.
[k human]
You do the best you can!

* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Arkan: Wounded - Matheus: Critical > [k human]
You do the best you can!

x
* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Arkan: Wounded - Matheus: Critical >
*Matheus* leaves west. <-- :( :( :(
Arkan tries to slash *someone*, but he parries successfully.
[k human]
They aren't here.

x
* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring >
*Suern* barely stabs Arkan's body.
Arkan tries to slash *Suern*, but he parries successfully.

* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring > [k human]
You try to pound *Suern*, but he parries successfully.

* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Arkan: Wounded - Suern: Scratched >
b
[bash ]


-=
+*

*Suern* barely stabs Arkan's left foot.
Arkan slashes *Suern*'s body into bloody fragments!

*
Arkan panics, and attempts to flee!

+
Arkan leaves south.
Arkan has arrived from the south.

=
-
-
*Suern* panics, and attempts to flee!

=
As *Suern* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground! <---- :(

* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Suern: Scratched >
st

*Suern* leaves west.

I figured that Matheus and Suern are quite cowardly so there were probably a bunch more coming. So I thought we should leave, but Arkan wasn't following me, so I went back in to save him!

South Passageway
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
*Matheus* is standing here.
A foul-looking man stands here dressed in wealthy clothing.

* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring > Communal Kitchen
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
Arkan the Master Torturer is here, fighting Suern.
*Suern* is here, fighting Arkan.

* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring > [k matheus]
They aren't here.

e
* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring >
*Suern* tickles Arkan's body with his stab.

* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring > South Passageway
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
*Matheus* is standing here.
A foul-looking man stands here dressed in wealthy clothing.

z
* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring >
[k matheus]
You try to pound *Matheus*, but he parries successfully.

* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Matheus: Critical >
b
*Matheus* panics, and attempts to flee!
[bash ]


Arkan has arrived from the west.

-
Arkan narrates 'come z'

=
+
*

Arkan tries to slash *Suern*, but he deflects the blow.

*
*Suern* barely stabs Arkan's right leg.
*Matheus* leaves south.

+
=-
-
*Matheus* has arrived from the south.

=
A smuggler tries to slash Matheus, but he parries successfully.
Arkan panics, and attempts to flee!
Your bash at *Suern* sends him sprawling! <---Scowl, Matheus is actually bashed!!

* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Arkan: Beaten - Suern: Scratched >

You try to pound *Suern*, but he parries successfully.
A smuggler slashes Matheus's left foot hard.
*Suern* stabs Arkan's body.
Arkan tries to slash *Suern*, but he deflects the blow.
Arkan leaves north.

cq
* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Suern: Scratched >
[cha mood berserk]
Mood changed to: Berserk
Wimpy reset to: 0 hit points.

* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Suern: Scratched >

*Suern* barely stabs your right leg.
You try to pound *Suern*, but he deflects the blow.

* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Suern: Scratched >
b
[bash ]


Arkan has arrived from the north.

-
Arkan tries to slash *Suern*, but he parries successfully.

=
+
Arkan slashes *Suern*'s right arm into bloody fragments!
*Suern* barely stabs your body.
A smuggler tries to slash Matheus, but he deflects the blow.

*
*+
=-
*Suern* barely stabs your body.


-=
As *Suern* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground! <-- SCOWL

* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring >

*Matheus* panics, and attempts to flee!

* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring >
Arkan tries to slash *Suern*, but he parries successfully.
*Suern* barely stabs your body.
A smuggler tries to slash Matheus, but he deflects the blow.

b
* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Suern: Hurt >

Arkan narrates 'come df rent ' <--Nobody believed us :( :( :( :(

* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Suern: Hurt >

*Matheus* leaves north.

* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Suern: Hurt >
[bash ]


-
=
A smuggler barely slashes Arkan's left leg.
A smuggler tickles Arkan's body with his slash.
*Suern* stabs your left arm.
*Matheus* has arrived from the north.

+
*Matheus* strikes your left leg.

*
*+
=-
-
*Suern* avoids being bashed by Arkan who loses his balance and falls!

=
*Suern* barely stabs your left foot.
Your bash at *Suern* sends him sprawling! <--firetrucking finally

* HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Suern: Hurt >
b

*Matheus* strikes your right arm.
A smuggler slashes Arkan's right arm.
You pound *Suern*'s left leg into bloody fragments!

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Suern: Hurt > [bash ]
They already seem to be stunned.

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Suern: Hurt >

Arkan panics, and attempts to flee!

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Suern: Hurt >

*Matheus* strikes your left leg hard.
A smuggler slashes Arkan's left leg.
You pound *Suern*'s left leg into bloody fragments!
You pound *Suern*'s body into bloody fragments!

b
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Suern: Wounded >
*Matheus* panics, and attempts to flee!
[bash ]
They already seem to be stunned.

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Suern: Wounded >

Arkan leaves south.

b
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Suern: Wounded >
Arkan leaves west.

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Suern: Wounded > *Artaxerxes* has arrived from the north.
[bash ]
They already seem to be stunned.

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Suern: Wounded >
b
*Matheus* leaves south.
*Artaxerxes* blasts your left arm hard. <---And there we go :( :( :(
[bash ]


*Artaxerxes* barely blasts your body.
A smuggler barely slashes Artaxerxes's body.
*Suern* barely stabs your body.

-
=
*Suern* barely stabs your body.

+
*Matheus* has arrived from the south.

*
*Matheus* leaves west.

*
*Suern* panics, and attempts to flee!

+
=-
*Suern* leaves west.


-=
You pound *Artaxerxes*'s right leg.
A smuggler barely tickles Artaxerxes's left foot with his slash.
They're not here anymore!

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Artaxerxes: Scratched >
*Artaxerxes* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Artaxerxes: Scratched >
nb

Arkan has arrived from the west.

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Artaxerxes: Scratched >

A smuggler barely tickles Artaxerxes's body with his slash.
*Artaxerxes* blasts your body hard.

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Artaxerxes: Scratched >
Arkan leaves north.

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Artaxerxes: Scratched >

*Matheus* has arrived from the west.

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Artaxerxes: Scratched >

*Matheus* leaves west.

nar need all df rent
* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Artaxerxes: Scratched >
A smuggler barely tickles Artaxerxes's body with his slash.
*Artaxerxes* blasts your body.

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Artaxerxes: Scratched > Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Artaxerxes: Scratched > You narrate 'need all df rent'

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Artaxerxes: Scratched >
whe
b
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Arkan - West Passageway
Zarth - South Passageway

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Artaxerxes: Scratched >
You tickle *Artaxerxes*'s left hand with your pound.
[bash ]


-=
+
A smuggler barely slashes Artaxerxes's right leg.

*

You dodge a bash from *Artaxerxes* who loses his balance and falls!

*
+
*Matheus* has arrived from the south.
Arkan narrates 'I crit'

=
-
*Matheus* leaves north.


-=
Your bash at *Artaxerxes* sends him sprawling!

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Artaxerxes: Hurt >
You pound *Artaxerxes*'s body.

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Artaxerxes: Hurt >

You pound *Artaxerxes*'s right leg.
A smuggler barely slashes Artaxerxes's body.

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Artaxerxes: Hurt >
whe
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Arkan - West Passageway
Zarth - South Passageway

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Artaxerxes: Hurt >

You pound *Artaxerxes*'s left arm.
A smuggler tickles Artaxerxes's left foot with his slash.
You pound *Artaxerxes*'s left leg.

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Artaxerxes: Hurt >
Arkan narrates 'looot me'

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Artaxerxes: Hurt >
nar get out east side madn
You narrate 'get out east side madn'

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Artaxerxes: Hurt >
whe
b
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Arkan - Communal Clinic
Zarth - South Passageway

* HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Artaxerxes: Hurt >
[bash ]


-

*Artaxerxes* tickles your body with his blast.
A smuggler tickles Artaxerxes's body with his slash.
*Artaxerxes* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Artaxerxes: Hurt >

*Artaxerxes* looks at you.

nar i zerk here
* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Artaxerxes: Hurt >
whe

*Artaxerxes* blasts your left leg.
A smuggler tickles Artaxerxes's body with his slash.

b
* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Artaxerxes: Hurt >
*Artaxerxes* barely blasts your left foot.
You pound *Artaxerxes*'s right arm hard.
A smuggler tickles Artaxerxes's body with his slash.
You narrate 'i zerk here'

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Artaxerxes: Wounded > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Zarth - South Passageway

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Artaxerxes: Wounded >
[bash ]


-=
Arkan tells you 'loot me'

+
*
*+
=
-
A smuggler tickles Artaxerxes's body with his slash.

-
You dodge a bash from *Artaxerxes* who loses his balance and falls!

=
As *Artaxerxes* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Artaxerxes: Wounded >

Arkan tells you 'firetrucking hell'

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Artaxerxes: Wounded >
nar i zerk on one

A smuggler slashes Artaxerxes's right arm.

tell arkan lol
* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Artaxerxes: Wounded >
whe

*Artaxerxes* panics, and attempts to flee!

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Artaxerxes: Wounded > *Artaxerxes* leaves west.
You narrate 'i zerk on one'

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong > You tell Arkan 'lol'

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Zarth - South Passageway

s
* HP:Wounded MV:Strong >
A Dim Passageway
[ obvious exits: N S ]

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong >
cb
cb
cb
Arkan tells you 'I said not to get me doored' <--Lol
[change mood brave]
You try to calm down, but can't.

cb
cb
* HP:Wounded MV:Strong >
[change mood brave]
You try to calm down, but can't.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong > [change mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave
Wimpy reset to: 109 hit points.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong > [change mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave
Wimpy reset to: 109 hit points.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong > [change mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave
Wimpy reset to: 109 hit points.

n
* HP:Wounded MV:Strong >
n
South Passageway
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
A foul-looking man stands here dressed in wealthy clothing.

w
* HP:Wounded MV:Strong > South Passageway
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong > A Dim Passageway
[ obvious exits: E W ]
*Matheus* is standing here.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong >
w

*Matheus* leaves east.

o HP:Wounded MV:Strong > Equipment Storeroom
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
A weapon rack stands on the ground here, ready to store weapons.

w
o HP:Wounded MV:Strong >
Bathing Corner
[ obvious exits: E ]

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong >
get all corpse
e
You don't have a corpse.

n
* HP:Wounded MV:Strong > Equipment Storeroom
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
A weapon rack stands on the ground here, ready to store weapons.

n
o HP:Wounded MV:Strong >
w
Practice Hall
[ obvious exits: N S W ]

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong > Torture Chamber
[ obvious exits: S ]
The dismembered corpse of a smuggler chief is lying here.
The corpse of the sadistic torturer is lying here. [2]

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong > Alas, you cannot go that way...

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong >
s
w
Practice Hall
[ obvious exits: N S W ]

u
* HP:Wounded MV:Strong > Kitchen
[ obvious exits: N E ]
A cook busily prepares a savory dish in his kitchen.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong > Alas, you cannot go that way...

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong >
n
u
n
Hideout
[ obvious exits: S U ]
A tough man with a greedy smile is on guard duty here.
A tough man with a greedy smile is on guard duty here.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong > The Cottage's Bedroom
[ obvious exits: N D ]

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong > Inside the Cottage
[ obvious exits: E S ]

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong >
e
In Front of a Cottage
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
*Matheus* is standing here, riding a warhorse.
A cute brown deer eyes you nervously.
A raven is visible flying high in the sky.
A cute brown deer eyes you nervously.
A timber wolf is here, snarling hungrily.
A cute brown deer eyes you nervously.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong >
whe
whe
x
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Zarth - In Front of a Cottage
You catch a faint scent of a horse nearby.

b
* HP:Wounded MV:Strong > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Zarth - In Front of a Cottage
You catch a faint scent of a horse nearby.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong > *Matheus* strikes your body hard.
[k human]
You do the best you can!

* HP:Battered MV:Strong - Matheus: Beaten >
[bash ]


-
*Matheus* strikes your right arm very hard.
A timber wolf barely tickles your body with his hit.
A brown deer panics, and attempts to flee!
A brown deer leaves south.

=
+*
*+
=-
-
=
Your bash at *Matheus* sends him sprawling!

* HP:Battered MV:Strong - Matheus: Critical >
A brown deer panics, and attempts to flee!
A brown deer leaves south.
A timber wolf barely tickles your body with his hit.
You pound *Matheus*'s right leg hard.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong - Matheus: Critical >
clap matheus
b
You swiftly dodge a timber wolf's attempt to hit you.
You pound *Matheus*'s right leg hard.
You clap him on the back.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong - Matheus: Critical > [bash ]
They already seem to be stunned.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong - Matheus: Critical >
b
[bash ]
They already seem to be stunned.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong - Matheus: Critical >
b
[bash ]
They already seem to be stunned.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong - Matheus: Critical >
b
[bash ]
They already seem to be stunned.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong - Matheus: Critical >
b

A timber wolf barely tickles your body with his hit.
You try to pound *Matheus*, but he deflects the blow.
*Matheus* barely strikes your body.
*Matheus* smiles happily.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong - Matheus: Critical >
[bash ]


*Matheus* panics, and attempts to flee!
*Artaxerxes* has arrived from the west.

-
=+
*
*Matheus* leaves east riding a warhorse.
*Artaxerxes* blasts your body.

f
*+
x
=Cancelled.
PANIC! You couldn't escape!

b
* HP:Battered MV:Strong - a timber wolf: Healthy > You pound a timber wolf's head into bloody
fragments!
A timber wolf tickles your right foot with his hit.
*Matheus* has arrived from the east, riding a warhorse.
[k human]
You do the best you can!

* HP:Battered MV:Strong - a timber wolf: Wounded >
*Matheus* strikes your body.
[bash ]


cw
f
-Cancelled.
[cha mood wimpy]
Mood changed to: Wimpy
Wimpy reset to: 183 hit points.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong - a timber wolf: Wounded > You panic and attempt to
flee!


You flee head over heels.
Rolling Hills
[ obvious exits: N E S W D ]
A handsome stag stands here, ready to run.
A rust-colored bobcat crouches low, ready to pounce.
A cute brown deer eyes you nervously.

o HP:Battered MV:Strong >
alias z k matheus

*Matheus* has arrived from the west, riding a warhorse.

z
z
* HP:Battered MV:Strong >

*Matheus* strikes your body.
You panic and attempt to flee!

b
You flee head over heels.
Forested Borderlands
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A sickly, skinny deer stands here in a daze.
A black cat meanders to an unknown destination.
A sickly, skinny deer stands here in a daze.
Ok.

o HP:Battered MV:Strong > [k matheus]
They aren't here.

o HP:Battered MV:Strong > [k matheus]
They aren't here.

o HP:Battered MV:Strong > [bash ]
Bash who?

cha wimpy 0
z
o HP:Battered MV:Strong >
*Matheus* has arrived from the south, riding a warhorse.
You won't flee from any fight now.

z
* HP:Battered MV:Strong > *Matheus* barely strikes your body.
[k matheus]
You do the best you can!

* HP:Battered MV:Strong - Matheus: Critical > [k matheus]
You do the best you can!

b
* HP:Battered MV:Strong - Matheus: Critical >
You try to pound *Matheus*, but he deflects the blow.
A black cat sniffs the ground...
*Matheus* strikes your right hand.
[bash ]


-=
+*
*+
=
*Matheus* panics, and attempts to flee!

-
-
=
Your bash at *Matheus* sends him sprawling! <--- :)

* HP:Battered MV:Strong - Matheus: Critical >
cq
[cha mood berserk] <---He's got to be almost dead I can maybe kill him before the rest get here!!!
Mood changed to: Berserk

* HP:Battered MV:Strong - Matheus: Critical >
You pound *Matheus*'s right leg very hard.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong - Matheus: Critical >

A black cat sniffs the ground...

* HP:Battered MV:Strong - Matheus: Critical >

*Artaxerxes* has arrived from the south, riding a warhorse. <--Guess not :(
A crow has arrived from the south.
A raven has arrived from the south.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong - Matheus: Critical >
You pound *Matheus*'s body hard.
*Suern* barely stabs your body.
*Artaxerxes* blasts your body.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong - Matheus: Critical >
w
No way! You're fighting for your life! <-- :(

* HP:Battered MV:Strong - Matheus: Critical >
sniff
You sniff sadly. *SNIFF* <--(

* HP:Battered MV:Strong - Matheus: Critical >

You pound *Matheus*'s body hard. <---!!!!
*Matheus* is dead! R.I.P.
You feel the Weave of the Wheel tighten around you.
You receive your share of experience...
Blood never gets boring, does it?
Your blood freezes as you hear *Matheus*'s death cry.

* HP:Battered MV:Strong >
w <--!!!!!!!!
n
*Suern* stabs your left arm. <---- firetruck your attack!
A black cat sniffs the ground...
A black cat growls menacingly.
No way! You're fighting for your life!

* HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Suern: Wounded > No way! You're fighting for your life!

krul
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Re: Fails all Around

Post by krul » Thu Nov 03, 2016 11:11 pm

*cackle*

So funny watching you and Arkan pk together.

cassidy
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Re: Fails all Around

Post by cassidy » Fri Nov 04, 2016 5:57 am

love it, gotto love Arkans panic about loosing the heron, "loot me!!"

Arkan
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Re: Fails all Around

Post by Arkan » Fri Nov 04, 2016 7:00 am

I don't know how much you play an abs trolloc, but DS often just does not loot us because the gear is whatev, but lost a lot of good abs stuff as a result, so I decided to remind him actually bothering is worthwhile. And while I did not know the area, a non-zerk Zarth could have looted and walked out just fine. I have 3-4 more herons.

suern
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Re: Fails all Around

Post by suern » Fri Nov 04, 2016 7:33 am

Arkan wrote: I have 3-4 more herons.

So leet he lost count.

Arkan
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Re: Fails all Around

Post by Arkan » Fri Nov 04, 2016 8:03 am

More like so old I can't remember. Do you know all the storage of other chars you haven't pked with in a year? First heron I got on Arkan, I gave to a friend's LSer. This one I wanted to use. It's not like I got one of the main bonuses from using the sword.

cassidy
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Re: Fails all Around

Post by cassidy » Fri Nov 04, 2016 9:13 am

LIGHTFRIEND!

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