Counting Chickens!

... tales of great battles, stealthy adversaries and improving your PK skills. Careful though, no whining!
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disasterpus
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Counting Chickens!

Post by disasterpus » Thu Aug 04, 2022 8:15 pm

You narrate 'ted beaten' <--ez win!

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
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Merchants Row
This street is part of the commercial district of Fal Dara. To the north lies
an inn called "The Peaceful Knight's Rest" and to the south lies a tavern full
of cheer. To the east lies the main road to the keep, and to the west lies a
small square that appears quite empty.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
Zone: Fal Dara
North: A run-down looking man wanders aimlessly, collecting lost belongings.
East: A man meanders here, quietly speaking to himself.
South: An anxious young man hovers near his master here.
West: A run-down looking man wanders aimlessly, collecting lost belongings.
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
*Ted* is standing here, riding a warhorse. <----VICTIM ACQUIRED!
A Shienaran guard patrols here, watching you carefully.
A Shienaran guard patrols here, watching you carefully.
A Shienaran guard patrols here, watching you carefully.
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby.

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* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
The Crossing
Northward along the thoroughfare lies the great keep of Fal Dara. Running to
the east and west is the row of shops where local merchants ply their trades.
The ceaseless banging of a smithy comes from the east, while the equally
unmistakeable sounds of a tavern come from the west.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
Zone: Fal Dara
East: A Shienaran guard patrols here, watching you carefully.
South: A grizzled Shienaran veteran looks on.
West: *Ted* is standing here, riding a warhorse.
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A man meanders here, quietly speaking to himself.
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby.
The Fal Dara town crier stands here, spreading the news.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
A Shienaran guard has arrived from the west. <----OOP! stay away from those guys! *foreshadowing!*
A Shienaran guard has arrived from the east.
A Shienaran guard has arrived from the west.
A Shienaran guard has arrived from the west.
Merchant's Row
The line of shops continues down this road. To the north is a grocer's store
that appears to be quite popular. Townspeople and servants in black and gold
move both in and out of the store.
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
Zone: Fal Dara
North: A ratter is here, hunting shadoweyes.
East: An artifact collector stands here, searching specific items.
West: A Shienaran guard patrols here, watching you carefully.
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
End of Merchant's Row
The strip of shops seems to coming to an end as you approach the city walls.
On the southern side of the street lies a tailor's shop.
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
Zone: Fal Dara
East: A run-down looking man wanders aimlessly, collecting lost belongings.
South: The old seamstress stands here smiling.
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
An artifact collector stands here, searching specific items.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
wher <-----are friends going to join the fray!?
Players in your Zone
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Disasterpus - End of Merchant's Row
You catch a faint scent of a horse nearby.
<-----nope.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
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Merchant's Row
The line of shops continues down this road. To the north is a grocer's store
that appears to be quite popular. Townspeople and servants in black and gold
move both in and out of the store.
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
Zone: Fal Dara
North: A ratter is here, hunting shadoweyes.
East: An artifact collector stands here, searching specific items.
West: A Shienaran guard patrols here, watching you carefully.
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
A Shienaran guard patrols here, watching you carefully.
A Shienaran guard patrols here, watching you carefully.
A Shienaran guard patrols here, watching you carefully.
A Shienaran guard patrols here, watching you carefully.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
[kill light]
They aren't here.

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* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
kd
The Crossing
Northward along the thoroughfare lies the great keep of Fal Dara. Running to
the east and west is the row of shops where local merchants ply their trades.
The ceaseless banging of a smithy comes from the east, while the equally
unmistakeable sounds of a tavern come from the west.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
Zone: Fal Dara
East: A Shienaran guard patrols here, watching you carefully.
South: A grizzled Shienaran veteran looks on.
West: A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby.
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
*Ted* is standing here, riding a warhorse.
A Shienaran guard patrols here, watching you carefully.
A man meanders here, quietly speaking to himself.
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby.
The Fal Dara town crier stands here, spreading the news.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
A Shienaran guard has arrived from the east.<---officer get off me sir
A Shienaran guard has arrived from the east.
A Shienaran guard has arrived from the east.
A Shienaran guard has arrived from the east.
*Ted* blasts your right foot into bloody fragments!
[kill light]
You do the best you can!

* S HP:Scratched MV:Tiring - Ted: Beaten >

A Shienaran guard bellows 'wCnA\i\ qDmzwP XUfwmKLnKgh rED PRWUF \@ Hqc ]_hO_d`xr'

* S HP:Scratched MV:Tiring - Ted: Beaten >

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You tickle *Ted*'s right foot with your pierce.
*Ted* blasts your left leg into bloody fragments!
A Shienaran guard slashes your body very hard.
A Shienaran guard tries to slash you, but you deflect the blow. <---Didn't notice they aggroed me....*MORE FORESHADOWING!*
A Shienaran guard tries to slash you, but you deflect the blow.
A Shienaran guard tries to slash you, but you dodge the attack.
[change mood wimpy]
Mood changed to: Wimpy

* S HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Ted: Beaten >
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You panic and attempt to flee!


You flee head over heels.
Merchant's Row
The line of shops continues down this road. To the north is a grocer's store
that appears to be quite popular. Townspeople and servants in black and gold
move both in and out of the store.
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
Zone: Fal Dara
North: A ratter is here, hunting shadoweyes.
East: An artifact collector stands here, searching specific items.
West: A Shienaran guard patrols here, watching you carefully.
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.

* S HP:Hurt MV:Tiring >
w
The Crossing
Northward along the thoroughfare lies the great keep of Fal Dara. Running to
the east and west is the row of shops where local merchants ply their trades.
The ceaseless banging of a smithy comes from the east, while the equally
unmistakeable sounds of a tavern come from the west.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
Zone: Fal Dara
South: A grizzled Shienaran veteran looks on.
West: A man is here.
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A Shienaran guard patrols here, watching you carefully.
A Shienaran guard patrols here, watching you carefully.
A Shienaran guard patrols here, watching you carefully.
A Shienaran guard patrols here, watching you carefully.
*Ted* is standing here, riding a warhorse.
A Shienaran guard patrols here, watching you carefully.
A man meanders here, quietly speaking to himself.
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby.
The Fal Dara town crier stands here, spreading the news.

* S HP:Hurt MV:Tiring >
kd

*Ted* tries to blast you, but you deflect the blow.

* S HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Ted: Beaten >
[kill light]
You do the best you can!

* S HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Ted: Beaten >

You tickle *Ted*'s body with your pierce.
A Shienaran guard joins Ted's fight!
A Shienaran guard joins a Shienaran guard's fight!
A Shienaran guard joins a Shienaran guard's fight!
A Shienaran guard bellows 'RZLPzQA ]gX@r] xvMvUZdcHBN ?Ju r?^nS qs dpI ^KiwL`QIS'

* S HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Ted: Beaten >
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You panic and attempt to flee!


You flee head over heels.
Merchants Row
This street is part of the commercial district of Fal Dara. To the north lies
an inn called "The Peaceful Knight's Rest" and to the south lies a tavern full
of cheer. To the east lies the main road to the keep, and to the west lies a
small square that appears quite empty.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
Zone: Fal Dara
North: A run-down looking man wanders aimlessly, collecting lost belongings.
East: A Shienaran guard patrols here, watching you carefully.
South: An anxious young man hovers near his master here.
West: A run-down looking man wanders aimlessly, collecting lost belongings.
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
A man is here.
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby.

* S HP:Hurt MV:Tiring >

kd
kd
[kill light]
They aren't here.

* S HP:Hurt MV:Tiring >
[kill light]
They aren't here. <---not here? fine I kill horsey!

* S HP:Hurt MV:Tiring >
k horse
KILL horse
My target is now: horse
You try to pierce a gray palfrey, but he deflects the blow.

* S HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - a gray palfrey: Scratched >
cm
[change mood wimpy]
Mood changed to: Wimpy

* S HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - a gray palfrey: Scratched >

A gray palfrey tries to hit you, but you parry successfully.
You pierce a gray palfrey's head hard.

* S HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - a gray palfrey: Scratched >

*Ted* has arrived from the east, riding a warhorse. <--I see you have come to save this beast of burden!

* S HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - a gray palfrey: Scratched >

A gray palfrey tries to hit you, but you dodge the attack.
You pierce a gray palfrey's right foot very hard.

* S HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - a gray palfrey: Hurt >
na lol he is very beaten
A man panics, and attempts to flee!
A man leaves north.

* S HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - a gray palfrey: Hurt >
You narrate 'lol he is very beaten' <---counting my chickens...


* S HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - a gray palfrey: Hurt >

You dodge a bash from *Ted* who loses his balance and falls! <---146 DB FTW!

* S HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - a gray palfrey: Hurt >

A gray palfrey tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.
You pierce a gray palfrey's left arm hard.

* S HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - a gray palfrey: Hurt >
laugh
You fall down laughing.

* S HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - a gray palfrey: Hurt >

*Ted* clambers to his feet.

* S HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - a gray palfrey: Hurt >

*Ted* tries to blast you, but you parry successfully.

* S HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - a gray palfrey: Hurt >
point ted

*Ted* tries to blast you, but you parry successfully.
You swiftly dodge a gray palfrey's attempt to hit you.
You pierce a gray palfrey's body very hard.

* S HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - a gray palfrey: Wounded >
You point at him. <--pointing and laughing like a real gentleman...

* S HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - a gray palfrey: Wounded >
laugh ted
laugh ted
A Shienaran guard has arrived from the east. <---Oh dung, this is not the plan.
A Shienaran guard has arrived from the east.
A Shienaran guard has arrived from the east.
A Shienaran guard has arrived from the east.
A Shienaran guard has arrived from the east.
You point your finger at him and laugh.

laugh ted
* S HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - a gray palfrey: Wounded >
You point your finger at him and laugh.

* S HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - a gray palfrey: Wounded >
You point your finger at him and laugh.

* S HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - a gray palfrey: Wounded >
cm;f

A Shienaran guard slashes your body very hard.
A Shienaran guard bellows 'GGYEGQ^ AlVrML TOpFIMrnTX] Vul ^J?PS ?k YGuqAfLmt Yz@N'
A Shienaran guard tries to slash you, but you parry successfully.
A gray palfrey tries to hit you, but you dodge the attack.
You pierce a gray palfrey's left leg hard.

* S HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - a gray palfrey: Wounded >

*Ted* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash! <---THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT THE PLAN! 146 DB you have failed me!!!

* S HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - a gray palfrey: Wounded >

A Shienaran guard joins a Shienaran guard's fight!
A Shienaran guard joins a Shienaran guard's fight!
A Shienaran guard joins a Shienaran guard's fight!

* S HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - a gray palfrey: Wounded >
cm;f

(tic_timer):

A Shienaran guard slashes your body extremely hard.
A Shienaran guard slashes your body very hard.
A Shienaran guard slashes your head into bloody fragments!
A Shienaran guard slashes your body very hard.
A Shienaran guard slashes your body extremely hard.
*Ted* blasts your left foot into bloody fragments!
A gray palfrey tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.
*Ted* nods at you. <-----TOTAL GENTLEMAN!

* S HP:Battered MV:Tiring - a gray palfrey: Wounded >
A Shienaran guard slashes your left leg extremely hard.
A Shienaran guard slashes your left arm very hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

A Shienaran guard slashes your left leg into bloody fragments!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

A Shienaran guard slashes your body into bloody fragments!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

Someone slashes your left arm very hard.
You are mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.
You are dead! Sorry... <---so it was the plan after all!!
You feel the Weave of the Wheel loosen from you.
Ouch! You lose a level.

Circle of Darkness
Deep beneath the world, the circle of darkness is the accursed ground of
the friends of the dark. From here, a few major locations can be reached,
as shown by a blood-colored sign. A permanently-flowing well in the center
of the circle provides a soothing background to ponder mortal matters.
-
For complete beginners, please type HELP NEWBIE.
For new characters, please type LOOK NAMES.
Newcomers to this mud should LOOK NOTICE.
New characters should TELL GUARDIAN KIT.

If you're looking for something to do after dying, LOOK SLAIN.
[ obvious exits: N E S W U D ]
Zone: Circles of Light/Darkness/Ravens
North: A beastly, boar-headed trolloc growls maliciously.
East: A deranged trolloc warrior howls with rage.
South: A trolloc is here, exhorting a group of trolloc raiders.
West: A young trolloc is here, growling with a deep bloodlust.
Up: A raven is here, watching.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
A revolting well bubbles with the blood of the sacrificed.
Zarth the Dark Master is standing here. <----hey buddy! nice to see ya again!

You tell Jeffery 'LOL well, i died. he bashed me then patty walked in and shrekt me. LOL'

o HP:Critical MV:Weary >

You say 'i was kicking teds ass' <------MUST SAVE FACE! lol

o HP:Critical MV:Weary >

You say 'then he landed bash RIGHT as patty walked in....'

o HP:Critical MV:Weary >

Zarth nods in agreement.

o HP:Critical MV:Weary >
laugh
You fall down laughing.

o HP:Critical MV:Weary >

Zarth says 'got insta aggroed by entire gate'

o HP:Critical MV:Winded >

You say 'i literally pointed and laughed at him, right before he landed bash...now i feel silly lol'

o HP:Critical MV:Winded >

Zarth says 'post the log'

o HP:Critical MV:Winded >

Zarth says 'it'll be funny'

o HP:Critical MV:Winded >

You say 'lol k' <----Hope you all enjoyed laughing at my misfortune, I did. =-P

Rark
Posts: 251
Joined: Thu May 07, 2015 10:54 am

Re: Counting Chickens!

Post by Rark » Fri Aug 05, 2022 5:31 am

Would recommend using autowimpy, dodge isn't really playable without it.

Zatuchly
Posts: 136
Joined: Thu Sep 27, 2018 5:35 pm

Re: Counting Chickens!

Post by Zatuchly » Wed Aug 10, 2022 3:14 pm

New thread! Lots of LS sted as Amino and I bravely stand against them. I catch Fenariel brokengate and am pleased with myself

* R S HP:Battered DP:Bursting MV:Full - Fenariel: Beaten >


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*Fenariel* slashes your right leg.
A hideous trolloc joins your fight!
A hideous trolloc joins a hideous trolloc's fight!

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*Fenariel* panics, and attempts to flee!

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*Fenariel* panics, and attempts to flee!

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Your bash at *Fenariel* sends her sprawling!

* R S HP:Battered DP:Bursting MV:Full - Fenariel: Beaten >

A hideous trolloc cleaves Fenariel's body extremely hard.
A hideous trolloc tries to cleave Fenariel, but she deflects the blow.
You slash *Fenariel*'s left arm into bloody fragments!

* R S HP:Battered DP:Bursting MV:Full - Fenariel: Critical >
nar rip fen <---- Hubris!

*Fenariel* leaves east riding a gray palfrey. <--- then she got away :(

Fenariel
Posts: 36
Joined: Tue Jul 04, 2017 1:33 pm

Re: Counting Chickens!

Post by Fenariel » Sat Aug 13, 2022 4:11 pm

be honest i was already counting up where i had rented my spare gear.

I do like how it ties in so well with the use auto wimpy in dodge remark above though.

Next time im sure i will die, see you out there.

Fen

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