How to Turn a Fight 2.0

[Khaster]

Preface: We had been bravely sacrificing our health to tactically retreat to Ragan. Now, everyone knows Buls are afraid of ducks and ducks confuse trolls as they are the only bird SO evil that they defy the dark one.

Ragan slices Dah's right leg hard.
A Shienaran forward scout slashes Dah's body.
A Shienaran forward scout slashes Dah's body.
Silvos slashes Dah's body.
A Shienaran forward scout slashes Piperss's body.
Piperss panics, and attempts to flee!
Deimon scythes Piperss's right arm.
You hack Piperss's left arm very hard.
Koschei has arrived from the south, riding a wild stallion.
A duck has arrived from the south.
A duck has arrived from the south.
A duck has arrived from the south.
A duck has arrived from the south.
A duck has arrived from the south.
A duck has arrived from the south.
A duck has arrived from the south.
A duck has arrived from the south.
A duck has arrived from the south.
A duck has arrived from the south.
A duck has arrived from the south.
A duck has arrived from the south.
A duck has arrived from the south.
A duck has arrived from the south.
A duck has arrived from the south.
A duck has arrived from the south.
A duck has arrived from the south.
A duck has arrived from the south.
A duck has arrived from the south.
A duck has arrived from the south.

* R HP:Battered MV:Tiring - Piperss: Beaten >

Piperss leaves west. <<

* R HP:Battered MV:Tiring >

Deimon scythes Dah's right leg very hard.
Dah panics, and attempts to flee!

b
bash
* R HP:Battered MV:Tiring >
Bash who?
Piperss has arrived from the west.

* R HP:Battered MV:Tiring >
Dah leaves east. >>
Piperss leaves west. <<

* R HP:Battered MV:Tiring >
x

Koschei says 'QUACK'

Upon hearing the thunderous quacking, Bul retreated to Fal Dara to hug his Mom. The trolls, unsure whether to fight us or the ducks, joined us in Fal Dara to joint-task-force assault the ducks. The guards did not get the memo.

[Thore]

Shouldn't this be in the roleplay forum and are the ducks actually sheep?

[Starvald]

Shouldn't this be in the roleplay forum and are the ducks actually sheep?

If you'd been around for the Quackening you would know.

[Thore]

Shouldn't this be in the roleplay forum and are the ducks actually sheep?

If you'd been around for the Quackening you would know.

Ahh, I've just herd that wherever there's an Eagle there's 20 sheep in tow.

[Chomsky]

I take your stupid post and make it better.


* HP:Beaten MV:Haggard > On the Drawbridge
[ obvious exits: N S ]
An ox-tongue partisan sticks in the ground here.
A hanging lantern lights the path.
*Chloro* is standing here.
Pharazon has arrived from the south.

* HP:Beaten MV:Haggard > Inner Gate of the Keep
[ obvious exits: N S ]
A hanging lantern lights the path.
A tough Shienaran soldier waits here.
A grizzled Shienaran veteran looks on.

* HP:Beaten MV:Haggard >
You sit down and rest your tired bones.


* HP:Beaten MV:Haggard >
Nah... You feel too relaxed to do that..


* HP:Beaten MV:Haggard > You stop resting, and stand up.


* HP:Beaten MV:Haggard > On the Drawbridge
[ obvious exits: N S ]
An ox-tongue partisan sticks in the ground here.
A hanging lantern lights the path.
*Chloro* is standing here.
Pharazon narrates 'flowlloibg sl1'

* HP:Beaten MV:Haggard >
You try to hack *Chloro*, but she parries successfully.
Pharazon narrates 'flowlloibg sl1'
*Chloro* panics, and attempts to flee!
*Chloro* tries to flee, but is too exhausted!

* HP:Beaten MV:Haggard - Chloro: Battered >
#Ok. $berserk is now set to { HP}.
Mood changed to: Brave

* HP:Beaten MV:Haggard - Chloro: Battered > -
Pharazon narrates 'flowlloibg sl1'

= + *
*Chloro* tickles your body with her strike.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

The Fal Dara alarm horn sounds loudly.
Your heartbeat calms down more as you feel less panicked.
Melkor narrates 'well ill let you know if someone shows up out here'


Pharazon narrates 'flowlloibg sl1'

* + = -
Pharazon narrates 'flowlloibg sl1'

- =
Your bash at *Chloro* sends her sprawling!
*Chloro* panics, and attempts to flee!

* HP:Beaten MV:Weary - Chloro: Battered >
Pharazon narrates 'flowlloibg sl1'


* HP:Beaten MV:Weary - Chloro: Battered > You narrate 'lmao.'

* HP:Beaten MV:Weary - Chloro: Battered >
You hack *Chloro*'s body into bloody fragments!


* HP:Beaten MV:Weary - Chloro: Beaten >
Pharazon narrates 'flowlloibg sl1'

* HP:Beaten MV:Weary - Chloro: Beaten > You narrate 'hit her'

* HP:Beaten MV:Weary - Chloro: Beaten >

You do the best you can!

* HP:Beaten MV:Weary - Chloro: Beaten >
You do the best you can!
Pharazon narrates 'flowlloibg sl1'


* HP:Beaten MV:Weary - Chloro: Beaten >
You do the best you can!

* HP:Beaten MV:Weary - Chloro: Beaten >
You do the best you can!

* HP:Beaten MV:Weary - Chloro: Beaten >
You do the best you can!
*Chloro* leaves south.

* HP:Beaten MV:Weary >
They aren't here.
Pharazon narrates 'flowlloibg sl1'

* HP:Beaten MV:Weary >
They aren't here.

* HP:Beaten MV:Weary >
They aren't here.

* HP:Beaten MV:Weary >
They aren't here.

* HP:Beaten MV:Weary > Before the Keep
[ obvious exits: N S ]
A hanging lantern lights the path.
*Chloro* is standing here.
A Shienaran guard patrols here, watching you carefully.
A grizzled Shienaran veteran looks on.
A grizzled Shienaran veteran looks on.
A gleeman is here, wearing a cloak of different colored patches.
Pharazon narrates 'flowlloibg sl1'

* HP:Beaten MV:Weary >
You try to hack *Chloro*, but she deflects the blow.

* HP:Beaten MV:Weary - Chloro: Beaten > -
Pharazon narrates 'flowlloibg sl1'

[Detritus]

Is Pharazon speaking duck at her?

[Davor]

There once was a border guard who had ducks trailing after each of his victories.