Nasty November : No resting allowed!

[Nognahoj]

Resting is bad for your health

o S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Whelk - An Ancient Road
Nognahoj - Beside a Stone Wall
You catch the scent of horses nearby.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Whelk narrates 'bloodies of human'

o S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > scale wall
Ok.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > l

You scramble over the stone wall, dropping lightly to the ground below.
Paved Courtyard
A flat, smooth courtyard paved with small red stones lies all about you.
The courtyard surrounds a tall stone keep just to the southwest. A small
wooden leanto is wedged in the corner of the outer stone wall. Only a few
scraps of some unknown fabric and some bits of bent and rusted metal lie
under the wooden shelter, leaving little clues as to its use.
[ obvious exits: S W ]
Your extra burst of stamina fades.
Timer now at 60 secs.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Full > Before a Stone Keep
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
South: An armored Savannah guard stands ready to defend his Lord.
West: *Neal* is standing here.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Full > z
[hide ]
You attempt to hide yourself.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Full > [backstab h.human]
Backstab who?
Cruoris narrates 'u at pravus?'

o S HP:Healthy MV:Full > scan w
*Neal* is standing here.
*Telathia* is resting here, riding a gray palfrey.
*Ominas* is resting here, riding a bloodstock stallion.
A long-eared mule is here, looking hardy.
A Tairen bloodstock stallion stands here, tail swaying with the breeze.
*Ysidoriusz* is sleeping here.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Full > nar they inside
You narrate 'they inside'

o S HP:Healthy MV:Full > nar one sleeping
You narrate 'one sleeping'
Whelk narrates 'is fairlies'

o S HP:Healthy MV:Full > where
c
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Nognahoj - Before a Stone Keep
Whelk - Bend in an Old Road
You catch the scent of horses nearby.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Full > [hide ]
You attempt to hide yourself.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Full > nar hurry cru
c
You narrate 'hurry cru'

o S HP:Healthy MV:Full > [hide ]
You attempt to hide yourself.
Whelk narrates 'yeah I here'

o S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > scan w
*Neal* is sitting here mending a weapon.
*Telathia* is resting here, riding a gray palfrey.
*Ominas* is resting here, riding a bloodstock stallion.
A long-eared mule is here, looking hardy.
A Tairen bloodstock stallion stands here, tail swaying with the breeze.
*Ysidoriusz* is sleeping here.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > nar im 1e them hiding
where
nar i wait on cru
c
You narrate 'im 1e them hiding'

o S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Whelk - Grassland Near a Small Farm
Nognahoj - Before a Stone Keep
You catch the scent of horses nearby.
Cruoris narrates 'mad lag?'

o S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > You narrate 'i wait on cru'

o S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > [hide ]
You attempt to hide yourself.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Whelk narrates 'yeah was lag'

where
o S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Whelk - Grassland Near a Small Farm
Nognahoj - Before a Stone Keep
You catch the scent of horses nearby.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > scan w
*Neal* is sitting here mending a weapon.
*Telathia* is resting here, riding a gray palfrey.
*Ominas* is resting here, riding a bloodstock stallion.
A long-eared mule is here, looking hardy.
A Tairen bloodstock stallion stands here, tail swaying with the breeze.
*Ysidoriusz* is sleeping here.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > [hide ]
You attempt to hide yourself.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Whelk - Grassland Near a Small Farm
Nognahoj - Before a Stone Keep
You catch the scent of horses nearby.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Cruoris narrates 'u inside?'

o S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > nar come 1e them inside cru
You narrate 'come 1e them inside cru'

o S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > nar yes scale wall come 1w
You narrate 'yes scale wall come 1w'

where
o S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > l
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Cruoris - Paved Courtyard
Whelk - Grassland Near a Small Farm
Nognahoj - Before a Stone Keep
You catch the scent of horses nearby.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > Before a Stone Keep
A tall stone building stands to the south, in the center of a walled
courtyard. A large wooden door, braced with iron bands stands blocking the
entrance. A small pile of broken armor and shattered weapons lies in a
small heap next to the door. An ominous pile of bones lies in another pile
near the corner of the keep.
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
East: Cruoris the Great Havoc is standing here.
South: An armored Savannah guard stands ready to defend his Lord.
West: *Neal* is resting here.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > scan w
*Neal* is resting here.
*Telathia* is resting here, riding a gray palfrey.
*Ominas* is resting here, riding a bloodstock stallion.
A long-eared mule is here, looking hardy.
A Tairen bloodstock stallion stands here, tail swaying with the breeze.
*Ysidoriusz* is sleeping here.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > c
[hide ]
You attempt to hide yourself.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > nar ok i stab telathia
You narrate 'ok i stab telathia'

o S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > nar you stab ominas
You narrate 'you stab ominas'

o S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > nar fol me
You narrate 'fol me'

o S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > group all
o S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Cruoris - Paved Courtyard
Whelk - Grassland Near a Small Farm
Nognahoj - Before a Stone Keep
You catch the scent of horses nearby.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > nar turn sneak on
You narrate 'turn sneak on'

o S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > ex
Obvious exits:
East - Paved Courtyard
South - Inside a Stone Keep
West - Paved Courtyard

o S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > scan e
Cruoris the Great Havoc is standing here.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > l
Before a Stone Keep
A tall stone building stands to the south, in the center of a walled
courtyard. A large wooden door, braced with iron bands stands blocking the
entrance. A small pile of broken armor and shattered weapons lies in a
small heap next to the door. An ominous pile of bones lies in another pile
near the corner of the keep.
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
East: Cruoris the Great Havoc is standing here.
South: An armored Savannah guard stands ready to defend his Lord.
West: *Neal* is resting here.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > l
Before a Stone Keep
A tall stone building stands to the south, in the center of a walled
courtyard. A large wooden door, braced with iron bands stands blocking the
entrance. A small pile of broken armor and shattered weapons lies in a
small heap next to the door. An ominous pile of bones lies in another pile
near the corner of the keep.
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
East: Cruoris the Great Havoc is standing here.
South: An armored Savannah guard stands ready to defend his Lord.
West: *Neal* is resting here.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Cruoris starts following you.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > nar come 1w to me
You narrate 'come 1w to me'

l
o S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > Before a Stone Keep
A tall stone building stands to the south, in the center of a walled
courtyard. A large wooden door, braced with iron bands stands blocking the
entrance. A small pile of broken armor and shattered weapons lies in a
small heap next to the door. An ominous pile of bones lies in another pile
near the corner of the keep.
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
South: An armored Savannah guard stands ready to defend his Lord.
West: *Neal* is resting here.
Cruoris the Great Havoc is standing here.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > group all
nod
Cruoris is now a member of your group.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You nod in agreement.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say ok sneak on?
stat
You say 'ok sneak on?'

o S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Whelk - Grassland Near a Small Farm
Nognahoj - Before a Stone Keep
You catch the scent of horses nearby.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Cruoris nods in agreement.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say ok i got tel
You say 'ok i got tel'

o S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say you go ominas
You say 'you go ominas'

o S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > scan w
*Neal* is resting here.
*Telathia* is resting here, riding a gray palfrey.
*Ominas* is resting here, riding a bloodstock stallion.
A long-eared mule is here, looking hardy.
A Tairen bloodstock stallion stands here, tail swaying with the breeze.
*Ysidoriusz* is resting here.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say going
You say 'going'

o S HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > w
c
Paved Courtyard
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
East: Cruoris the Great Havoc is standing here.
A lever protrudes from the wall.
*Neal* is resting here.
*Telathia* is resting here, riding a gray palfrey.
*Ominas* is resting here, riding a bloodstock stallion.
A long-eared mule is here, looking hardy.
A Tairen bloodstock stallion stands here, tail swaying with the breeze.
*Ysidoriusz* is resting here.
*Neal* says 'lXIu \KE PetZ re^e tQ qF]'

x
* S HP:Healthy MV:Full > [hide ]
You attempt to hide yourself.

[backstab telathia] l >
You silently approach your victim...


*Telathia* makes a strange sound as you place a pair of moonstone hilted dirks in her back!
This session you've landed 470 out of 943 stabs (49% landed).
*Telathia* is dead! R.I.P.
You feel the Weave of the Wheel tighten around you.
You receive your share of experience...
Still better. Experience pays off.
Your blood freezes as you hear *Telathia*'s death cry.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Cruoris places a pair of moonstone hilted dirks in the back of *Ominas*, resulting in some strange noises and blood!
*Ominas* is dead! R.I.P.
You feel the Weave of the Wheel tighten around you.
You receive your share of experience...
Oh, much better the second time around.
Your blood freezes as you hear *Ominas*'s death cry.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Full > c
z

*Ysidoriusz* stops resting, and clambers on his feet.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Full > [hide ]
You attempt to hide yourself.

[backstab h.human] l >
You silently approach your victim...

-
Cruoris gets ten copper pennys from the corpse of Ominas.
Cruoris gets a large number of gold crowns from the corpse of Ominas.
Cruoris gets a pair of thick metal boots from the corpse of Ominas.
Cruoris gets a pair of ebony-steel plate greaves from the corpse of Ominas.
Cruoris gets a bronze belt of odd design from the corpse of Ominas.
Cruoris gets a silver-banded war mallet from the corpse of Ominas.
Cruoris gets a sungwood bracelet from the corpse of Ominas.
Cruoris gets a sungwood bracelet from the corpse of Ominas.
Cruoris gets a pair of heavy metal gauntlets from the corpse of Ominas.
Cruoris gets a pair of ebony-steel plate vambraces from the corpse of Ominas.
Cruoris gets a backpack from the corpse of Ominas.
Cruoris gets a cloak of shifting colors from the corpse of Ominas.
Cruoris gets a shining steel breastplate from the corpse of Ominas.
Cruoris gets a torc of gleaming steel from the corpse of Ominas.
Cruoris gets a torc of gleaming steel from the corpse of Ominas.
Cruoris gets a full metal helmet and visor from the corpse of Ominas.
Cruoris gets a ring of silver from the corpse of Ominas.
Cruoris gets a ring of silver from the corpse of Ominas.
Cruoris gets a mirrored lantern from the corpse of Ominas.
Cruoris gets a mirrored lantern from the corpse of Ominas.

=
*Neal* stops resting, and clambers on his feet.
Cruoris narrates 'LOGL'

+
*Ysidoriusz* tries to pierce Cruoris, but he deflects the blow.

+
Cruoris stabs *Ysidoriusz*'s body.

-
Cruoris stabs *Ysidoriusz*'s left leg.
*Ysidoriusz* tries to pierce Cruoris, but he parries successfully.

+
Cruoris narrates 'whelk getgate'


*Neal* makes a strange sound as you place a pair of moonstone hilted dirks in his back!
This session you've landed 471 out of 944 stabs (49% landed).
*Neal* is dead! R.I.P.
You feel the Weave of the Wheel tighten around you.
You receive your share of experience...
Your first time! Was it good for you too?
Your blood freezes as you hear *Neal*'s death cry.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Full > kill human

Cruoris assumes an offensive striking posture.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Cruoris stabs *Ysidoriusz*'s body.
*Ysidoriusz* tries to pierce Cruoris, but he parries successfully.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Full >
*Ysidoriusz* opens the gate.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Cruoris stabs *Ysidoriusz*'s body.
*Ysidoriusz* tries to pierce Cruoris, but he deflects the blow.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Full > nar rip 3
kill human
You stab *Ysidoriusz*'s right leg.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Full - Cruoris: Healthy - Ysidoriusz: Wounded > You narrate 'rip 3'

* S HP:Healthy MV:Full - Cruoris: Healthy - Ysidoriusz: Wounded > nar come in whelk
*Click*
You narrate 'come in whelk'
Cruoris narrates 'nvm'

* S HP:Healthy MV:Full - Cruoris: Healthy - Ysidoriusz: Wounded > l

You stab *Ysidoriusz*'s left arm.
Cruoris stabs *Ysidoriusz*'s body.
*Ysidoriusz* tries to pierce Cruoris, but he parries successfully.
You stab *Ysidoriusz*'s head.
Cruoris stabs *Ysidoriusz*'s body.
*Ysidoriusz* tries to pierce Cruoris, but he parries successfully.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Full - Cruoris: Healthy - Ysidoriusz: Wounded > Paved Courtyard
Small, rectangular stone cover a small courtyard that surrounds a tall
stone building to the southeast. Tha outer wall runs south and east from
this point. completely surounding the small keep. The place looks fairly
deserted, with no signs of recent activity.
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
West: A water buffalo stands here, idly chewing some grass.
The corpse of Neal is lying here.
The corpse of Ominas is lying here.
The corpse of Telathia is lying here.
A lever protrudes from the wall.
Cruoris the Great Havoc is here, fighting Ysidoriusz.
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby.
A Tairen bloodstock stallion stands here, tail swaying with the breeze.
A long-eared mule is here, looking hardy.
A Tairen bloodstock stallion stands here, tail swaying with the breeze.
*Ysidoriusz* is here, fighting Cruoris.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Full - Cruoris: Healthy - Ysidoriusz: Wounded > 2
of
[change mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave
Wimpy reset to: 120 hit points.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Full - Cruoris: Healthy - Ysidoriusz: Wounded > kill human
[change posture offensive]
Posture changed to: Offensive

* S HP:Healthy MV:Full - Cruoris: Healthy - Ysidoriusz: Wounded > You do the best you can!

* S HP:Healthy MV:Full - Cruoris: Healthy - Ysidoriusz: Wounded >
*Ysidoriusz* panics, and attempts to flee!

kill human
* S HP:Healthy MV:Full - Cruoris: Healthy - Ysidoriusz: Wounded >
You stab *Ysidoriusz*'s left leg.
Cruoris stabs *Ysidoriusz*'s head.
*Ysidoriusz* pierces Cruoris's body hard.
*Ysidoriusz* leaves west.
Cruoris closes the gate.

kill human
o S HP:Healthy MV:Full > *Click*
The gate seems to be closed.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Full > They aren't here.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Cruoris opens the gate.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Full > open gate
w
It's already open!

kill human
o S HP:Healthy MV:Full > Small Road Before a Gate
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
Whelk Daddi is standing here, riding a shadow stallion.
A water buffalo stands here, idly chewing some grass.
A bull rhinoceros munches some grass while keeping a wary eye out for predators.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Full > w
kill human
A bull rhinoceros tries to hit Cruoris, but he deflects the blow.
Cruoris stabs a bull rhinoceros's body into bloody fragments!
They aren't here.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Full > A Fork in the Road
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A large plains lion stalks the grasslands looking for prey.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Full > They aren't here.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Full > e
e
Small Road Before a Gate
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
Cruoris the Great Havoc is here, fighting a bull rhinoceros.
A water buffalo stands here, idly chewing some grass.
A bull rhinoceros is here, fighting Cruoris.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Full > Cruoris stabs a bull rhinoceros's body into bloody fragments!
A bull rhinoceros tries to hit Cruoris, but he parries successfully.
Paved Courtyard
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
West: Cruoris the Great Havoc is here, fighting a bull rhinoceros.
The corpse of Neal is lying here.
The corpse of Ominas is lying here.
The corpse of Telathia is lying here.
A lever protrudes from the wall.
Whelk Daddi is standing here, riding a shadow stallion.
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby.
A Tairen bloodstock stallion stands here, tail swaying with the breeze.
A long-eared mule is here, looking hardy.
A Tairen bloodstock stallion stands here, tail swaying with the breeze.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Cruoris narrates 'what a timing jeez'

o S HP:Healthy MV:Full > l in corps
You do not see that item here.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Full > l in corpse
corpse (here) :
a pair of animal-fur boots
a set of darkly dyed leather leggings
a belt with a buckle of cuendillar
a partisan bearing the arms of Ghealdan
a silver etched shield
[2] a jeweled wristcuff
a pair of emerald-trimmed leather gloves
a pair of dyed leather armsleeves
an embroidered, cotton shoulder bag
a crimson cloak of fine Two Rivers wool
a supple tunic of finely linked chain
[2] a shimmering chain of gold
a thick helmet of supple leather
[2] a gold ring delicately carved with ivy
an oilstone
a lantern

Whelk closes the gate.
Whelk narrates 'haha'

o S HP:Healthy MV:Full > scalp corpse
You lean over and sever the bloody head from the corpse of Neal.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Whelk narrates 'they all dead?'

o S HP:Healthy MV:Full > scalp 2.corpse
You lean over and sever the bloody head from the corpse of Ominas.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Cruoris narrates 'shouldve just spammed gate'

o S HP:Healthy MV:Full > scalp 3.corpse
You lean over and sever the bloody head from the corpse of Telathia.

[Sanguine]

Brutal! Wp

[Shimu]

https://youtu.be/MGqZz5DyDSQ


Pure savage.

[Ominas]

Nice job guys. I think we were all pretty much afk so we deserved that.

[Ysidoriusz]

*Ysidoriusz* leaves west.
Cruoris closes the gate.

I think between me being asleep until shortly before the stabs and then me making it out like that, I used up all my mud luck for this year.

[jakd]

This definitely ranks high! Awesome job!

I think what impresses me more is Nog waiting for Cru before stabbing by himself... I would of went in as soon as I seen someone sleeping out of pure excitement.

[Adella]

Nice log with smooth execution.

Piece of Advice for smobbers in general : Turn Notice On, whenever you are resting (or not moving).

It grants a powerful anti-stab bonus simply being on. It reduces a perfect stabbers chances (~54%) at landing a stab by up to 20% (99% notice). Realistically if you have 87% notice, that would give ~17% reduced chance. So, 54-17=37% chance of landing simply because you have notice on.

That said, here's my favorite part of this massacre:

Ysidoriusz narrates 'ds pravus'
You narrate 'How many^'
You narrate 'Either way , I'm omw'

The wind bit at her face as she rode her well equipped courser to Pravus. As the wisdom arrived, the blood on the ground was still warm and pooling around the bodies..

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh > Paved Courtyard
Small, rectangular stone cover a small courtyard that surrounds a tall
stone building to the southeast. Tha outer wall runs south and east from
this point. completely surounding the small keep. The place looks fairly
deserted, with no signs of recent activity.
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
The corpse of Neal is lying here.
The corpse of Ominas is lying here.
The corpse of Telathia is lying here.
A lever protrudes from the wall.
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby.
A Tairen bloodstock stallion stands here, tail swaying with the breeze.
A long-eared mule is here, looking hardy.
A Tairen bloodstock stallion stands here, tail swaying with the breeze.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Tiring > get all corpse
The corpse of Neal seems to be empty.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Tiring > get all all.corpse
w
kill h.dark
The corpse of Neal seems to be empty.
The corpse of Ominas seems to be empty.
You get a black pair of silver-tooled boots from the corpse of Telathia.
You get a pair of earthen colored breeches from the corpse of Telathia.
You get a small purse from the corpse of Telathia.
You get a leather water flask from the corpse of Telathia.
You get a belt with a buckle of cuendillar from the corpse of Telathia.
You get a yew staff from the corpse of Telathia.
You get a silver etched shield from the corpse of Telathia.
You get a silver Kandori wristcuff from the corpse of Telathia.
You get a silver Kandori wristcuff from the corpse of Telathia.
You get a pair of dark gloves from the corpse of Telathia.
You get a set of cloth sleeves from the corpse of Telathia.
You get a backpack from the corpse of Telathia.
You get a blue cape featuring a golden hawk in flight from the corpse of Telathia.
You get a bearskin tunic from the corpse of Telathia.
You get a shimmering pendant of obsidian from the corpse of Telathia.
You get a shimmering pendant of obsidian from the corpse of Telathia.
You get a camouflaged hood from the corpse of Telathia.
You get a gold ring from the corpse of Telathia.
You get a gold ring from the corpse of Telathia.
You get a mirrored lantern from the corpse of Telathia.

Yay! for small victories!

DS scouted, and called in backup. So I left with the young ladies gear.

[Raefnal]

I can't believe you got two in a row. Amazing.

[iria]

Weaver did it better! Pretty smooth log, yeah can't believe the two of you landed 3 between you, pretty damn funny.

[Naji]

Very fun read.