Comedic PK!

... tales of great battles, stealthy adversaries and improving your PK skills. Careful though, no whining!
Ryzom
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Comedic PK!

Post by Ryzom » Thu Oct 17, 2019 2:55 pm

Troika* has arrived from below, riding a |1|.shadow stallion

* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong > You try to cleave *Troika*, but he deflects the blow.

k dark
* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Troika: Scratched > Ok.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Troika: Scratched > bash
Ok.
*Razhak* has arrived from below, riding a |2|.shadow stallion

The Shienaran commander bellows 'The criminal Troika shall pay for his crimes!'
The Shienaran commander bellows 'The myrddraal Troika has been spotted!'
The Shienaran commander lances Troika's left leg.
The Shienaran commander bellows 'The criminal Razhak shall pay for his crimes!'
The Shienaran commander bellows 'The myrddraal Razhak has been spotted!'
A sergeant joins the Shienaran commander's fight!
The grizzled veteran joins the Shienaran commander's fight!
The grizzled veteran joins the Shienaran commander's fight!
The grizzled veteran joins the Shienaran commander's fight!
The grizzled veteran joins the Shienaran commander's fight!
*Razhak* hacks your left foot.


*RAZHAK* PANICS AND ATTEMPTS TO FLEE!

-
*TROIKA* PANICS AND ATTEMPTS TO FLEE!

=
*Troika* leaves down riding a shadow stallion.
*Razhak* leaves down riding a shadow stallion.

+
*Troika* has arrived from below, riding a |3|.shadow stallion

*
*Troika* struggles to barrel down on you, a shocklance aimed at your chest.

+
*Razhak* has arrived from below, riding a |4|.shadow stallion

k dark
=
*Razhak* hacks your right arm very hard.

Cancelled.
The Shienaran commander bellows 'The criminal Troika shall pay for his crimes!'
The Shienaran commander bellows 'The myrddraal Troika has been spotted!'
The Shienaran commander tries to lance Troika, but he parries successfully.
The Shienaran commander bellows 'The criminal Razhak shall pay for his crimes!'
The Shienaran commander bellows 'The myrddraal Razhak has been spotted!'
Ok.
*RAZHAK* PANICS AND ATTEMPTS TO FLEE!

* R HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Razhak: Scratched > bash
Suddenly *someone* charges you with something!
You are dead! Sorry...
You feel the Weave of the Wheel loosen from you.
Circle of Light
[ obvious exits: N D ]
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
Lady Reyne Verenhald is resting here.
A kind-faced figure stands here.

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > k dark
k dark
k dark
Maybe you should get on your feet first?

Razhak
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Re: Comedic PK!

Post by Razhak » Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:03 pm

t'was an accident! I just wanted to hitflee you, but you were only wounded :P

Ryzom
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Re: Comedic PK!

Post by Ryzom » Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:04 pm

Wounded in abs vs a healthy Troika and Razhak spam fleeing! Seems normal to me?! HEEYYOOOO

exyle
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Re: Comedic PK!

Post by exyle » Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm

Yes twas but make it enjoyable that you posted it.

Natia
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Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2018 4:05 pm

Re: Comedic PK!

Post by Natia » Thu Oct 17, 2019 9:26 pm

Looks like I lost another level. Ryzom is the best

Dimmu
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Joined: Sun Mar 22, 2015 7:38 am

Re: Comedic PK!

Post by Dimmu » Fri Oct 18, 2019 5:24 am

Natia wrote:
Thu Oct 17, 2019 9:26 pm
Looks like I lost another level. Ryzom is the best
Cut him loose and get a real man for the job, not this foolish child!

Bivia
Posts: 153
Joined: Tue Feb 19, 2019 2:09 pm

Re: Comedic PK!

Post by Bivia » Fri Oct 18, 2019 6:17 am

Dimmu wrote:
Fri Oct 18, 2019 5:24 am
Natia wrote:
Thu Oct 17, 2019 9:26 pm
Looks like I lost another level. Ryzom is the best
Cut him loose and get a real man for the job, not this foolish child!
Any idea where one could be found?

Raefnal
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Joined: Thu Sep 12, 2019 2:48 pm

Re: Comedic PK!

Post by Raefnal » Fri Oct 18, 2019 7:07 am

I came here for comedy. I was disappointed.

Talem
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Re: Comedic PK!

Post by Talem » Fri Oct 18, 2019 12:41 pm

I thought the comedy is he was spamming k dark and somehow between the flee and charge engagement and k dark the charge got through the pulse and killed him. Meaning what else could have been done other than to die?

Jaster
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Re: Comedic PK!

Post by Jaster » Sat Oct 19, 2019 11:46 am

Talem wrote:
Fri Oct 18, 2019 12:41 pm
I thought the comedy is he was spamming k dark and somehow between the flee and charge engagement and k dark the charge got through the pulse and killed him. Meaning what else could have been done other than to die?
All he had to do was not roll a bash to start and just Spam. Secondly, he could have fled off and danced around some other smaller mobs. Ryzom is just not good on ryzom. His decision making is clearly clouded and he struggles with the concept of strategy. His best trait is that he is not the anchor of the bond, but clearly the sunken ship. I believe he bought into all the hype of the player base claiming Warders are super overpowered. While I may agree that warders played by great players are significantly better, Ryzom has written and displayed a chapter novel why you could make the case in the opposite direction. I will construct a 10 chapter picture book to explain his top 10 fails and post later.

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