Fail!

... tales of great battles, stealthy adversaries and improving your PK skills. Careful though, no whining!
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Roadeur
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Re: Fail!

Post by Roadeur » Thu Feb 09, 2017 5:02 pm

* R HP:Hurt MV:Tiring > A Path Through the Thinning Woods
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
*Melayna* is standing here, riding a shadow stallion.
*Melayna* is surrounded by a shimmering white aura!
Marlyma of Illian is standing here, riding a warhorse.
*Varcoz* is here, fighting Sazi mending a weapon, riding a wild stallion.
*Occum* is here, fighting Kendall.
A Dha'vol trolloc is here, fighting Kendall.
*Sazi* is here, fighting Varcoz, riding a shadow stallion.
Kendall the Trusted Student is sitting here, riding a warhorse.
*Zarg* is here, fighting Varcoz.
A Dhai'mon trolloc is here, fighting Kendall.

*Zarg* tries to pierce *Varcoz*, but he deflects the blow.
[charge Melayna]
You struggle to line up your charge...
*Varcoz* sends *Sazi* sprawling with a powerful bash!

*
Marlyma panics, and attempts to flee!
Marlyma leaves west riding a warhorse.


Oops. Your lame efforts cause you to miss.
*Melayna* panics, and attempts to flee!

:(

* R HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Melayna: Beaten >
*Zarg* tries to pierce *Varcoz*, but he deflects the blow.
*Varcoz* slashes *Sazi*'s body hard.
A Dhai'mon trolloc tickles Kendall's body with his hack.
A Dha'vol trolloc tickles Kendall's body with his cleave.
*Occum* scythes Kendall's left leg.

* R HP:Hurt MV:Tiring - Melayna: Beaten >
You intercept *Eszu*'s attack on your mount.
*Eszu* blasts your left arm very hard.

Mikhan
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Re: Fail!

Post by Mikhan » Fri Feb 10, 2017 5:42 pm

* S HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Strong - Via: Healthy > weat
The DogGate is opened from the other side.
Ouch! That Really did HURT!

Your body is pierced by razor sharp ice spikes sent by *Via*!
You feel the flows of saidin coursing through your body.
Dethklok narrates 'On matheus 6w 1s'

* S HP:Hurt SP:Strong MV:Strong - Via: Healthy > channel 'flame strike' h.human
The temperature is about 0 degrees.
The sky is lightly snowing, and a fair wind comes from the south.

You begin to weave the appropriate flows...thy >


*Via* tries to slash you, but you deflect the blow.

*
*Weir* has arrived from the east, riding a black stallion.

*
*Weir* tries to strike you, but you parry successfully.

=
Ok.
Streaks of fire flow from your hands, burning *Via*.

* S HP:Hurt SP:Strong MV:Strong - Via: Hurt > 0cl gate >>>>>>>>>>>>>this typo killed me...didn't dline west because I thought I'd shut the gate :P

Weir assumes an offensive striking posture.

f
* S HP:Hurt SP:Strong MV:Strong - Via: Hurt > *Weir* tries to strike you, but you parry successfully.
*Via* tries to slash you, but you deflect the blow.
You try to strike *Via*, but she deflects the blow.
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

You panic and attempt to flee!g - Via: Hurt >


You flee head over heels.
Inside the Dog Gate
A small iron gate is built into the wall to the west. This gate is rarely
Failed to correct map position after fleeing.
used and only guarded by a few men. To the east the Keep looms over the
city, and the road to the south leads into the city itself.
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
*Darlana* is standing here mending a weapon, riding a bloodstock stallion.
A run-down looking man wanders aimlessly, collecting lost belongings.
A run-down looking man wanders aimlessly, collecting lost belongings.
A Shienaran gatekeeper stands here, watching over the gate.
A Shienaran guard keeps watch at the gate.
A Shienaran guard keeps watch at the gate.
A Shienaran guard keeps watch at the gate.
A Shienaran guard keeps watch at the gate.

* S HP:Hurt SP:Strong MV:Strong > nar on 2

A Shienaran gate guard tries to slash you, but you deflect the blow.
A Shienaran gate guard bellows 'Darkfriend!'

* S HP:Hurt SP:Strong MV:Strong - a Shienaran gate guard: Healthy > w
You narrate 'on 2'

* S HP:Hurt SP:Strong MV:Strong - a Shienaran gate guard: Healthy > f
No way! You're fighting for your life!
*Weir* has arrived from the west, riding a black stallion.

* S HP:Hurt SP:Strong MV:Strong - a Shienaran gate guard: Healthy >
*Darlana* tries to strike you, but you parry successfully.
*Weir* strikes your body.

* S HP:Wounded SP:Strong MV:Strong - a Shienaran gate guard: Healthy > rel
You panic and attempt to flee!


*Via* has arrived from the west, riding a gray palfrey.
*Weir* closes the DogGate.

*Via* slashes your right leg hard.
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
Ok.

* S HP:Wounded SP:Strong MV:Strong - a Shienaran gate guard: Healthy >
*Via* tries to slash you, but you parry successfully.
The Shienaran gatekeeper opens the DogGate.
*Weir* strikes your body hard.
*Darlana* tries to strike you, but you deflect the blow.
You try to strike a Shienaran gate guard, but he deflects the blow.
A Shienaran gate guard barely slashes your body.

Mikhan
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Re: Fail!

Post by Mikhan » Sat Feb 11, 2017 10:30 pm

Before the Temple
Wide stone steps lead up into the entrance of this ruined temple. A few of the
decorative columns still stand, but most have crumbled and lie broken at the
foot of the steps. The entrance to the temple is dark, and it is impossible to
see inside it from the stairs. The archway over the temple entrance has some
writing on it.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil, being ridden by you.
Eviscerator the Myrddraal is standing here.

* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Strong >
Eviscerator leaves north.
You follow Eviscerator.

You can't ride in there.

* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Strong > They aren't here.

* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Strong > kill human
dism

*Kyr* has arrived from the west.

* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Strong > You try to strike *Kyr*, but he deflects the blow.

You stop riding it. ong MV:Strong - Kyr: Critical >
Eviscerator has arrived from the north.

* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Strong - Kyr: Critical > kill human

Eviscerator tries to slash *Kyr*, but he deflects the blow.

* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Strong - Kyr: Critical >
Eviscerator tries to slash *Kyr*, but he parries successfully.
*Kyr* tries to slash you, but you parry successfully.

* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Strong - Kyr: Critical > channel 'flame strike' h.human

* HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Strong - Kyr: Critical >
Eviscerator tries to slash *Kyr*, but he parries successfully.
*Kyr* panics, and attempts to flee!
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Kyr
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Re: Fail!

Post by Kyr » Sat Feb 11, 2017 10:37 pm

Takes one true hero to fight 8 of you and 2 dls solo! On a slightly more serious note:



* S HP:Wounded MV:Tiring > k dark
You try to slash *Yuchia*, but he deflects the blow.
*Yuchia* swiftly dodges Arkon's attempt to pierce him.
Anomander tries to slash *Yuchia*, but he deflects the blow.

* S HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Yuchia: Critical > k dark
You do the best you can!

* S HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Yuchia: Critical > k dark
You do the best you can!

* S HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Yuchia: Critical > bash
You do the best you can!

* S HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Yuchia: Critical > You do the best you can!
*Yuchia* panics, and attempts to flee!

+ ing - Yuchia: Critical >
Anomander slashes *Yuchia*'s right hand very hard.
Arkon tries to pierce *Yuchia*, but he dodges the attack.

=
Your bash at *Yuchia* sends him sprawling!

* S HP:Wounded MV:Tiring - Yuchia: Critical > smil dark
k dark
k dark
k dark
Anomander slashes *Yuchia*'s left arm very hard.
*Yuchia* is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness...
Arkon pierces *Yuchia*'s body into bloody fragments!
*Yuchia* is dead! R.I.P.
You feel the Weave of the Wheel tighten around you.
You receive your share of experience...
Your first time! Was it good for you too?
Your blood freezes as you hear *Yuchia*'s death cry.
There's no one by that name around.
Arkon gets a black pair of silver-tooled boots from the corpse of Yuchia.
Arkon gets a pair of earthen colored breeches from the corpse of Yuchia.
Arkon gets a leather water flask from the corpse of Yuchia.
Arkon gets a small purse from the corpse of Yuchia.
Arkon gets a belt with a buckle of cuendillar from the corpse of Yuchia.
Arkon gets a curved clear dagger from the corpse of Yuchia.
Arkon gets a silver etched shield from the corpse of Yuchia.
Arkon gets a jeweled wristcuff from the corpse of Yuchia.
Arkon gets a jeweled wristcuff from the corpse of Yuchia.
Arkon gets a pair of dark gloves from the corpse of Yuchia.
Arkon gets a set of cloth sleeves from the corpse of Yuchia.
Arkon gets a surcoat with exquisite embroidery from the corpse of Yuchia.
Arkon gets a bearskin tunic from the corpse of Yuchia.
Arkon gets a shimmering pendant of obsidian from the corpse of Yuchia.
Arkon gets a shimmering pendant of obsidian from the corpse of Yuchia.
Arkon gets a camouflaged hood from the corpse of Yuchia.
Arkon gets a gold ring from the corpse of Yuchia.
Arkon gets a gold ring from the corpse of Yuchia.

* S HP:Wounded MV:Tiring > They aren't here.

* S HP:Wounded MV:Tiring > They aren't here.


Followed shortly by him disappearing and then:

Arkon of Two Rivers (Linkless) (Idle)


Good thing is, everyone guessed who it was already so he'll surely be blackballed from everywhere Eviscerator has influence. Eviscerator will hate the conor forever!

Seriously though, I'll never understand people who steal dung like this. Don't you feel bad when you xfer it and wear it? I just don't get it.

Arkon
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Re: Fail!

Post by Arkon » Sat Feb 11, 2017 10:42 pm

I'm not going to xfer it. I said I was going to steal it quite a few times. By all means please black ball me and out my alts. Could honestly care less about this dung game anyway.

Kyr
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Re: Fail!

Post by Kyr » Sat Feb 11, 2017 10:48 pm

Pro tip: "could care less" implies you that do care some amount - thus you set the bar somewhere and you could care less than said bar. I believe you meant that you couldn't care less, which implies you don't care at all. Ask Pial, he is the grammar pro.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc

Arkon
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Re: Fail!

Post by Arkon » Sat Feb 11, 2017 10:53 pm

Sorry, I do care a little bit :( and its got me thinking about how bad I feel.

Shimu
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Re: Fail!

Post by Shimu » Sat Feb 11, 2017 11:03 pm

SMH

pial
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Re: Fail!

Post by pial » Sat Feb 11, 2017 11:05 pm

greedlords who got out greedlorded are doing post greedlorded whining!

Kyr
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Re: Fail!

Post by Kyr » Sun Feb 12, 2017 12:31 am

Didnt want/need any and denied it when offered, friend! Just is shitty for everyone else involved - especially when you consider that he was relatively useless the entire pk, only grouped/meleed when called out on globals for being useless, then spam looted and ran away with the specific purpose of firetrucking everyone else over. I would've thought that as a self-proclaimed Good Guy, you would understand this.

Afk to continue whining.

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