Fail!

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Jestin
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Re: Fail!

Post by Jestin » Wed Feb 20, 2019 11:55 am

You seem to hate engaging people haha

Meren
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Re: Fail!

Post by Meren » Wed Feb 20, 2019 2:24 pm

First thing I thought too. Given that you can see if she's channelling, get that bint engaged.

Whelk
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Re: Fail!

Post by Whelk » Thu Feb 21, 2019 12:27 am

scan s
* R S HP:Wounded DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > *Lisette* is standing here, riding a bloodstock stallion.
*Natia* is standing here, riding a warhorse.
*Rikkus* is standing here, riding a warhorse.

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > scan s
*Rikkus* has arrived from the south, riding a warhorse.
*Natia* has arrived from the south, riding a warhorse.
*Lisette* has arrived from the south, riding a bloodstock stallion.

scan s
* R S HP:Wounded DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Zatuchly tries to pound *Lisette*, but she deflects the blow.

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > Larsiny pounds *Rikkus*'s body.

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Larsiny pounds *Rikkus*'s left leg.
Natia swiftly dodges a ramshorned trolloc's attempt to cleave her.
A ramshorned trolloc joins a ramshorned trolloc's fight!
A ramshorned trolloc joins a ramshorned trolloc's fight!
A ramshorned trolloc joins a ramshorned trolloc's fight!
A fade joins a ramshorned trolloc's fight!
A fade hisses 'This is the will of the Great Lord.'

*Lisette* tries to strike Zatuchly, but he deflects the blow.
Zatuchly tries to pound *Lisette*, but she parries successfully.

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > 3
4
A fade hisses 'This is the will of the Great Lord.'

[k human]
You slice *Natia*'s body into bloody fragments!

[bash ] ursting MV:Fresh - a ramshorned trolloc: Healthy - Natia: Hurt >

*
A fade tries to slash Rikkus, but he deflects the blow.
A fade hisses 'This is the will of the Great Lord.'

A ramshorned trolloc tries to cleave Natia, but she deflects the blow.
A ramshorned trolloc tries to cleave Lisette, but she deflects the blow.
A ramshorned trolloc barely cleaves Rikkus's body.
Natia swiftly dodges a ramshorned trolloc's attempt to cleave her.
*Rikkus* smites Larsiny's right leg extremely hard.
*Rikkus* sends Larsiny sprawling with a powerful bash!
You dodge a bash from *Rikkus* who loses his balance and falls!

=
Calamity tells you 'no worries, it happens. just unlucky timing'


Your body is burned by a tremendous fireball sent by *Lisette*!


You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

PANIC! You couldn't escape!
Your body is burned by a tremendous fireball sent by *Natia*!
As *Natia* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

* R S HP:Beaten DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > st

Zatuchly sends *Lisette* sprawling with a powerful bash!

cw
* R S HP:Beaten DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > f <----- thought I'd be engaged by the time this went through.

A fade slashes Rikkus's body.
A fade hisses 'This is the will of the Great Lord.'

A fade swirls about with a black sword, slicing across Rikkus's body.
A ramshorned trolloc tries to cleave Natia, but she deflects the blow.
A ramshorned trolloc cleaves Lisette's body.
A ramshorned trolloc tries to cleave Rikkus, but he parries successfully.
A ramshorned trolloc tries to cleave Natia, but she parries successfully.
Zatuchly pounds *Lisette*'s body hard.

* R S HP:Beaten DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > e <---- Waiting for double line post-flee.
You stand up.

* R S HP:Beaten DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > [change mood wimpy]
Mood changed to: Wimpy
Wimpy reset to: 184 hit points.

* R S HP:Beaten DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > PANIC! You couldn't escape!

* R S HP:Beaten DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > Alas, you cannot go that way...

* R S HP:Beaten DP:Bursting MV:Fresh > f

You feel the Weave of the Wheel loosen from you.
You feel a sense of shame at your loss.
A flash of bright red fire sent by Natia is the last thing you ever see.
You are dead! Sorry...

Davor
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Re: Fail!

Post by Davor » Thu Feb 21, 2019 7:25 pm

u slash a Valon guardsman's body into bloody fragments!
Jestin strikes a Valon guardsman's head hard.
A Valon guardsman tries to crush Jestin, but he deflects the blow.
Tower Square
This side of the square is the southern section of the Tower Square.
In the center is the walled off White Tower. To the south a large
boulevard opens up leading to the Southharbor. To the north you see
the southern gate of the Tower grounds. The square continues east
and west.
A large banner rests here, depicting a map of Tar Valon.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A marble bench, flecked with gold and bronze, adorns the floor.
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
An elaborately sculpted marble fountain splashes merrily.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
You notice a mirrored lantern is hidden here.
You notice a small purse is hidden here.
You notice a lantern is hidden here.
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil, being ridden by you.
Jestin the Dreadlord is here, fighting a Valon guardsman.
A Valon guardsman is here, fighting Jestin.
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby.
A shaggy brown mare stands here.
A wild stallion bucks madly.
The Tar Valon town crier stands here, spreading the news.

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Full - Jestin: Battered - a Valon guardsman: Wounded > scan n
2
*Moryn* has arrived from the west.
A quiet servant awaits instructions from his master.
A middle-aged officer is here controlling his subordinates.
A guard stands here monitoring the people entering the Tower grounds.
A guard stands here monitoring the people entering the Tower grounds.
A guard stands here monitoring the people entering the Tower grounds.

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Full - Jestin: Battered - a Valon guardsman: Wounded > of

*Moryn* cleaves your left arm.

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Full - Jestin: Battered - a Valon guardsman: Wounded > [change mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave
Wimpy reset to: 120 hit points.

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Full - Jestin: Battered - a Valon guardsman: Wounded > [change posture offensive]
Posture changed to: Offensive

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Full - Jestin: Battered - a Valon guardsman: Wounded > bash moryn
-
Jestin strikes a Valon guardsman's body hard.
A Valon guardsman tries to crush Jestin, but he parries successfully.

moryn is now set as your target.
*
Jestin narrates 'bash him'

=
Your bash at *Moryn* sends him sprawling!

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Full - Jestin: Battered - a Valon guardsman: Wounded >
You slash a Valon guardsman's body into bloody fragments!
A Valon guardsman tries to crush Jestin, but he parries successfully.

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Full - Jestin: Battered - a Valon guardsman: Battered > kill moryn
Ok.

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Full - Moryn: Battered >
Jestin unleashes a flurry of icy spikes at *Moryn*, who is stabbed repeatedly.

2
* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Full - Moryn: Battered > of
[change mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave
Wimpy reset to: 120 hit points.

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Full - Moryn: Battered > kill moryn
[change posture offensive]
Posture changed to: Offensive

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Full - Moryn: Battered > kill moryn
Ok.

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Full - Moryn: Battered > You slash *Moryn*'s left hand into bloody fragments!
A Valon guardsman tries to crush Jestin, but he parries successfully.
Ok.

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Full - Moryn: Beaten > kill moryn
Ok.

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Full - Moryn: Beaten > kill moryn
Ok.

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Full - Moryn: Beaten > kill moryn
Ok.

kill moryn
* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Full - Moryn: Beaten > kill moryn
Ok.

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Full - Moryn: Beaten > kill moryn
Ok.

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Full - Moryn: Beaten >
Jestin unleashes a flurry of icy spikes at *Moryn*, who is stabbed repeatedly.

kill moryn
* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Full - Moryn: Critical > Ok.

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Full - Moryn: Critical > *Moryn* tries to cleave you, but you parry successfully.
You slash *Moryn*'s right leg into bloody fragments!
Jestin tries to strike a Valon guardsman, but he deflects the blow.
A Valon guardsman tries to crush Jestin, but he deflects the blow.
*Fyra* has arrived from the north, riding a pale destrier.
Ok.

kill moryn
* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Full - Moryn: Critical >
*Moryn* panics, and attempts to flee!

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Full - Moryn: Critical > *Fyra* tries to strike Jestin, but he parries successfully.
*Moryn* leaves east.
They aren't here.

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Full > kill moryn
e
kill moryn
Jestin panics, and attempts to flee!
They aren't here.

0
* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Full > Tower Square
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil, being ridden by you.

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Full > They aren't here.

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Full > w
[bash ]
Bash who?

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Full > 6
Tower Square
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A marble bench, flecked with gold and bronze, adorns the floor.
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
An elaborately sculpted marble fountain splashes merrily.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
You notice a mirrored lantern is hidden here.
You notice a small purse is hidden here.
You notice a lantern is hidden here.
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil, being ridden by you.
*Fyra* is standing here, riding a pale destrier.
A Valon guardsman watches the street for signs of trouble.
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby.
A shaggy brown mare stands here.
A wild stallion bucks madly.
The Tar Valon town crier stands here, spreading the news.

0
* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Full > [kil h.human]
You try to slash *Fyra*, but she deflects the blow.

[bash ] ull MV:Full - Fyra: Hurt >

+
A Valon guardsman tries to crush you, but you deflect the blow.
A Valon guardsman bellows 'The Shadowspawn, Kryyg, has been spotted!'

-
A Valon guardsman tries to crush you, but you parry successfully.
Jestin has arrived from the west.

=
Your bash at *Fyra* sends her sprawling!

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Full - Fyra: Hurt > fyra is now set as your target.
kill fyra
berk
Ok.

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Full - Fyra: Hurt > [change mood berserk]
Mood changed to: Berserk
Wimpy reset to: 0 hit points.

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Full - Fyra: Hurt >
You slash *Fyra*'s body into bloody fragments!

nar serk
* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Full - Fyra: Wounded > A Valon guardsman tries to crush you, but you deflect the blow.
You gaze deeply into the soul of a Valon guardsman.
A Valon guardsman looks very strange, glaring about with a sense of panic.
You slash *Fyra*'s body into bloody fragments!
You narrate 'serk'

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Full - Fyra: Wounded >
*Fyra* panics, and attempts to flee!
Jestin unleashes a flurry of icy spikes at *Fyra*, who is stabbed repeatedly.

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Full - Fyra: Critical >
*Fyra* leaves south riding a pale destrier.

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Full - a Valon guardsman: Battered >
Jestin leaves south.

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Full - a Valon guardsman: Battered > nar snicker
You slash a Valon guardsman's left leg into bloody fragments!
A Valon guardsman tries to crush you, but you parry successfully.
You slash a Valon guardsman's head extremely hard.
You narrate 'snicker'

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Full - a Valon guardsman: Battered > scan s
Jestin the Dreadlord is standing here.

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Full - a Valon guardsman: Battered > nar serk on mob
You narrate 'serk on mob'

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Full - a Valon guardsman: Battered >
You slash a Valon guardsman's left leg into bloody fragments!
A Valon guardsman tries to crush you, but you parry successfully.

fyra is now set as your target.
* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Full - a Valon guardsman: Beaten >
You slash a Valon guardsman's body extremely hard.

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Full - a Valon guardsman: Beaten > l
Tower Square
This side of the square is the southern section of the Tower Square.
In the center is the walled off White Tower. To the south a large
boulevard opens up leading to the Southharbor. To the north you see
the southern gate of the Tower grounds. The square continues east
and west.
A large banner rests here, depicting a map of Tar Valon.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A marble bench, flecked with gold and bronze, adorns the floor.
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
An elaborately sculpted marble fountain splashes merrily.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
You notice a mirrored lantern is hidden here.
You notice a small purse is hidden here.
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil, being ridden by you.
A Valon guardsman is here, fighting YOU!
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby.
A shaggy brown mare stands here.
A wild stallion bucks madly.
The Tar Valon town crier stands here, spreading the news.

* R S HP:Wounded DP:Full MV:Full - a Valon guardsman: Beate

Natia
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Re: Fail!

Post by Natia » Thu Feb 21, 2019 11:13 pm

Isha is standing here.
Kryyg is standing here.
You begin to weave the appropriate flows...
Isha tries to pound you, but you dodge the attack.

*
Kryyg tries to slash you, but you deflect the blow.


Zatuchly has arrived from the east.

*
Kryyg tries to slash you, but you parry successfully.

-
Kryyg panics, and attempts to flee! <---FAIL

-
Zatuchly leaves west.

=
Ok.
You feel the Weave of the Wheel tighten around you.
You receive your share of experience...
Oh, much better the second time around.
Your icy spikes shred Kryyg's guts, causing his insides to flow outside.
Kryyg is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear Kryyg's death cry.
You get a pair of lissome leather boots with metal capped toes from the corpse of Kryyg.
You get a pair of thick, gold-plated greaves from the corpse of Kryyg.
You get a heron engraved scabbard from the corpse of Kryyg.
You get a belt with a buckle of cuendillar from the corpse of Kryyg.
You get a heron marked longsword from the corpse of Kryyg.
You get a silver etched shield from the corpse of Kryyg.
You get a jeweled wristcuff from the corpse of Kryyg.
You get a jeweled wristcuff from the corpse of Kryyg.
You get a sturdy pair of full leather gauntlets from the corpse of Kryyg.
You get a pair of polished, gold-plated vambraces from the corpse of Kryyg.
You get a backpack from the corpse of Kryyg.
You get an inky black cloak from the corpse of Kryyg.
You get a shirt of overlapping black scales from the corpse of Kryyg.
You get a shimmering pendant of obsidian from the corpse of Kryyg.
You get a shimmering chain of gold from the corpse of Kryyg.
You get a strange, insectoid helm from the corpse of Kryyg.
You get a gold ring delicately carved with ivy from the corpse of Kryyg.
You get a gold ring delicately carved with ivy from the corpse of Kryyg.
* HP:Wounded SP:Fading MV:Strong - Isha: Wounded > drop shirt

You barely strike Isha's body.
Isha tries to pound you, but you deflect the blow.
Beads of cold sweat begin to emerge from your face!
You feel some dark power draining your life force...
You drop a shirt of overlapping black scales.
Zatuchly tries to pound you, but you parry successfully.
Isha sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!

* HP:Hurt SP:Fading MV:Strong - Isha: Wounded > drop cloak

Jestin has arrived from the south, riding a gray palfrey.

* HP:Hurt SP:Fading MV:Strong - Isha: Wounded >
Jestin strikes your right hand extremely hard.

* HP:Wounded SP:Fading MV:Strong - Isha: Wounded >
Byrg has arrived from the east.

g MV:Strong - Isha: Wounded >
Jestin strikes your body very hard.
Zatuchly pounds your left leg into bloody fragments!
Isha pounds your right leg into bloody fragments!
You feel some dark power draining your life force...
You are interrupted and stop what you are doing.
You panic and attempt to flee!
You feel some dark power draining your life force...
Zatuchly panics, and attempts to flee!

You feel some dark power draining your life force...
You flee head over heels.
Mouth of the Gorge
[ obvious exits: N E ]
A darkhound is here, howling.
You feel some dark power draining your life force...
You drop an inky black cloak.

Zatuchly has arrived from the east.
Jestin has arrived from the east, riding a gray palfrey.

e
* HP:Beaten SP:Fading MV:Strong > On the Long Road
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A dark shirt of metal serpentine scale lies here gleaming.
The corpse of Kryyg is lying here.
Byrg is standing here.
Isha is standing here.
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil.
Isha tries to pound you, but you parry successfully.

Natia
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Re: Fail!

Post by Natia » Fri Feb 22, 2019 12:00 am

The Dusty Road
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
The corpse of a jaguar is lying here.
A Tairen bloodstock stallion stands here, tail swaying with the breeze, being ridden by you.
Rhahr is standing here, riding a shadow stallion.
Ryzom Barone is here, fighting Jestin, riding a pale destrier.
Jestin is sitting here, riding a shadow stallion.
Hasp the Lieutenant is here, fighting Zatuchly, riding a warhorse.
Youruk the Veteran is here, fighting Zatuchly, riding a black and ivory stallion.
Lheorik Grayson {Apprentice to Atlan Gaidin} is sitting here, riding a bloodstock stallion.
Zatuchly is sitting here.
Isha is here, fighting Lheorik.

You begin to weave the appropriate flows...


Youruk narrates 'zat is wound'

*
Hasp assumes an offensive striking posture.

=
Ryzom slices Jestin's body into bloody fragments!
Hasp scythes Zatuchly's body extremely hard.
Isha tickles Lheorik's left foot with her pound.
Youruk scythes Zatuchly's body hard.


Rhahr unleashes a flurry of icy spikes at Ryzom, who is stabbed repeatedly.
Ryzom moves swiftly to protect you.

=
Rhahr panics, and attempts to flee! <---FAIL!
Ok.
You feel the Weave of the Wheel tighten around you.
You receive your share of experience...
Your first time! Was it good for you too?
Your icy spikes shred Rhahr's guts, causing his insides to flow outside.
Rhahr is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear Rhahr's death cry.

Natia
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Re: Fail!

Post by Natia » Fri Feb 22, 2019 12:25 am

* R HP:Battered SP:Fading MV:Tiring > Dusty Road by Fal Dara
[ obvious exits: N S ]
An iron lantern hangs from the wall above the gate.
A Tairen bloodstock stallion stands here, tail swaying with the breeze, being ridden by you.
*Jestin* is standing here, riding a shadow stallion.

* R HP:Battered SP:Fading MV:Tiring > channel 'flame strike' dark
You try to strike *Jestin*, but he deflects the blow.
*Jestin* opens the Malkiergate.

You begin to weave the appropriate flows...n: Battered >
Ryzom narrates 'fol rikkus'

*
*Jestin* closes the Malkiergate.

*
Rikkus has arrived from the north, riding a warhorse.
A rat has arrived from the north.
*Jestin* panics, and attempts to flee! <----FAIL!!

+
Rikkus tries to smite *Jestin*, but he deflects the blow.

=
Ok.
Streaks of fire flow from your hands, burning *Jestin*.

* R HP:Battered SP:Fading MV:Tiring - Jestin: Beaten >
Rikkus smites *Jestin*'s left arm into bloody fragments!
*Jestin* is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness...
You strike *Jestin*'s right arm into bloody fragments!
*Jestin* is dead! R.I.P.
You feel the Weave of the Wheel tighten around you.
You receive your share of experience...
Still better. Experience pays off.
Your blood freezes as you hear *Jestin*'s death cry.

garlen
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Re: Fail!

Post by garlen » Fri Feb 22, 2019 9:20 am

you got all the good fails, they get perfect flees when I'm trying to do that stuff.

Carnage
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Joined: Tue Nov 27, 2018 9:28 am

Re: Fail!

Post by Carnage » Fri Feb 22, 2019 12:49 pm

Scrat and I just killed Gretchen in DSL. I was laughing so hard at the timing of my comment.

Before the Ruined Manor
Towering trees dwarf the ruins of a once proud manor to the north.
Destroyed years ago by accident or by the wars which wracked these lands,
it now waits as the forest slowly reclaims it. Even now its ivy-covered
walls are hard to spot through the trees and only white stones poke through
the undergrowth like bones.
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
Scrat the Dark Flying Squirddraal is standing here.
|1| A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil.
A hulking Dhai'mon trolloc has arrived from the north.
An elite trolloc has arrived from the north.

* S HP:Wounded MV:Full >
Scrat starts riding a shadow stallion.

* S HP:Wounded MV:Full >
Scrat hisses 'bonuses'

* S HP:Wounded MV:Full > say that was fun
You say 'that was fun'

* S HP:Wounded MV:Full > snicker
Suddenly *someone* places a sharp, red stone dagger in your back!
You are dead! Sorry...
You feel the Weave of the Wheel loosen from you.
Ouch! You lose a level.
You stop following Scrat.
A hulking Dhai'mon trolloc hates your guts!

Kudos to Gralin. He totally got the drop on me!

garlen
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Re: Fail!

Post by garlen » Fri Feb 22, 2019 3:45 pm

that's priceless timing

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