Fail!

... tales of great battles, stealthy adversaries and improving your PK skills. Careful though, no whining!
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phalz
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Re: Fail!

Post by phalz » Fri Dec 29, 2017 4:42 pm

^same

To equitant
should have saved my log i guess cause then you could have seen a standing human in my scan before entering a room with the same now resting human after following FRESH tracks into ants and considering for a second....yeah sure...this human is afk... afk enough to post with in 5 mins of the death even. anyway why are you so salty equitant? somebody screw your girlfriend?

Rhys
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Re: Fail!

Post by Rhys » Mon Jan 01, 2018 11:41 am

I was single digit hps after that out of 414 max

byrg
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Re: Fail!

Post by byrg » Sat Jan 06, 2018 7:04 pm

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Darlana: Hurt >
*Darlana* leaves south.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong > cd

*Darlana* has arrived from the south.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong > [close doggate]
It's already closed!

[...]

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Byrg - Outside the Dog Gate

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong > dhh
[diag h.human]
No-one by that name here.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong > khh
[k h.human]
They aren't here.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
A Ghar'ghael trolloc lies down and falls asleep.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong > not
You start paying increased attention to your surroundings.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong > khhh

Rhys
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Joined: Tue Mar 07, 2017 6:10 pm

Re: Fail!

Post by Rhys » Sat Jan 06, 2018 9:54 pm

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong > s
A Forested Path Through the Borderlands
The dirt path through the forest takes a bend to the east here, curving its way
around a rather large tree. Shrubs grow thickly in the space left by the giant
trees, and lightly line the path through the forest. Small rocks are littered
about the path, making the ground very uneven.
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
A Tairen bloodstock stallion stands here, tail swaying with the breeze, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong > Forested Borderlands
Birds sing cheerfully from their perches high in the trees of the dense forest.
Large green leaves form a canopy that hides the sky from view. Moss-covered
rocks lay strewn about the ground and small wildflowers and shrubs sprout
wildly inbetween the trees. To the north, a path winds its way through the
thick growth of the forest.
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
A Tairen bloodstock stallion stands here, tail swaying with the breeze, being ridden by you.
A sickly, skinny deer stands here in a daze.
A sickly, skinny deer stands here in a daze.
Bernice narrates 'i hagg'

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong > Forested Borderlands
Short bushes and shrubs make their home beneath the tall trees that seem to
rule the landscape. Green is the overpowering color of the forest, broken
occassionally by a stray bed of wildflowers blooming in beautiful pinks and
yellows. Vines and moss make their homes on the trunks of the trees, and moss
coated rocks lay tossed about the forest floor.
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
A Tairen bloodstock stallion stands here, tail swaying with the breeze, being ridden by you.
A wild boar runs through the forest.

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong > nar quaff vial i gave you

*Phalz* pierces your head.

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong - Phalz: Battered > You narrate 'quaff vial i gave you'

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong - Phalz: Battered > change mood brave
You try to slash *Phalz*, but he parries successfully.
*Phalz* barely pierces your left foot.
Mood changed to: Brave

not
* R HP:Battered MV:Strong - Phalz: Battered > l
b
You start paying increased attention to your surroundings.

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong - Phalz: Battered > Forested Borderlands
Short bushes and shrubs make their home beneath the tall trees that seem to
rule the landscape. Green is the overpowering color of the forest, broken
occassionally by a stray bed of wildflowers blooming in beautiful pinks and
yellows. Vines and moss make their homes on the trunks of the trees, and moss
coated rocks lay tossed about the forest floor.
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
*Phalz* is here, fighting YOU!
A Tairen bloodstock stallion stands here, tail swaying with the breeze, being ridden by you.
A wild boar runs through the forest.

[bash ] rong - Phalz: Battered > --------------------> I'm in no real danger here, why not try a bash on this dodger while I'm waiting to see if Bernice needs saving?!

+
*Phalz* pierces your body.


As *Phalz* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong >
*Nooro* has arrived from the north, riding a warhorse.
*Burzon* pierces your body.
Phalz assumes a defensive striking posture.
*Xiric* tickles your right arm with his pierce.

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong - Burzon: Wounded >
*Nooro* strikes your left hand.

* R HP:Battered MV:Strong - Burzon: Wounded > change mood wimpy

*Nooro* strikes your right leg.
*Xiric* barely pierces your left foot.
*Burzon* pierces your body.
*Phalz* pierces your left leg.

f
* R HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Burzon: Wounded > not

*Xiric* tickles your right arm with his pierce.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Burzon: Wounded >
*Koresh* has arrived from the north.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Burzon: Wounded > n

*Koresh* blasts your right arm hard.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Burzon: Wounded >
*Koresh* blasts your left leg.
*Xiric* barely pierces your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

*Burzon* barely pierces your right leg.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

*Phalz* barely pierces your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


* R HP:Beaten MV:Strong - Burzon: Wounded > *Xiric* pierces your left leg.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You feel the Weave of the Wheel loosen from you.
A flurry of icy spikes sent by Nooro is the last thing you ever see.
You are dead! Sorry...
Ouch! You lose a level. ------------------------> Oh wait, I'm weighed down with the 2 sets I was bringing in for Kelvan, so missing a bash sat me for like 5 rounds :P Fail!!

Isha
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Re: Fail!

Post by Isha » Sat Jan 06, 2018 11:54 pm

By the Deserted Well
It seems that someone lived in these parts long ago. An old stone well
stands here in the middle of nowhere, almost completely overgrown by the
grass and small trees around it. Strangely, the trees and grass all seem to
be dead. North, a large field full of stumps opens up, and to the south is
an old path in terrible condition.
[ obvious exits: N S ]
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving ^^NORTH^^
There are some tracks of a humanoid leaving north.
There are some tracks of a trolloc leaving ^^NORTH^^
There are some tracks of a trolloc leaving ^^NORTH^^
There are some tracks of an animal leaving south.
A large stone well is here.
A trolloc is here commanding a fist of troops.
Byrg the Dark Master is standing here.
Rig the Myrddraal is standing here, riding a |1|.shadow stallion
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
*Kelvan* is standing here, riding a |1|.warhorse.
*Annabelle* is standing here, riding a |2|.gray palfrey.
*Ecthus* is standing here, riding a racing emu.
An ancient, gnarled tree looms over you.
An ancient, gnarled tree looms over you.
Goonie has arrived from the south.
Djak has arrived from the south.

* HP:Hurt MV:Strong > You stop following Rig.
Rig slashes your head hard. <--------------Could you not?
[k human]
You do the best you can!

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Rig: Wounded > You pound Rig's right arm.
The ancient tree tickles Goonie's head with its hit.
The ancient tree joins the ancient tree's fight!
Rig gazes deeply into your soul.. very chilling.
You feel very paranoid about your surroundings.
<----------- Nooooo, come on!
Rig slashes your right arm hard.
Djak tries to crush *Kelvan*, but he deflects the blow.
Byrg scythes *Ecthus*'s body.
[k human]
Fight!? Are you crazy?? You can barely hold yourself together. <------------- GD it Rig!

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Rig: Wounded > z

*Annabelle* tries to whip a Dha'vol trolloc, but he parries successfully.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Rig: Wounded > [bash ]
Fight!? Are you crazy?? You can barely hold yourself together.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Rig: Wounded >
Rig panics, and attempts to flee!

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Rig: Wounded >
Rig leaves south riding a shadow stallion.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong >
Rig narrates 'LOL'

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong > z
[bash ]
Bash who?

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong >
A Dha'vol trolloc tries to crush Annabelle, but she parries successfully.
*Annabelle* whips a Dha'vol trolloc's body.
*Kelvan* strikes Djak's body.
The ancient tree barely tickles Djak's left arm with its hit.
The ancient tree barely tickles Goonie's left foot with its hit.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong > h
z
[k human]
You barely tickle *Ecthus*'s head with your pound.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Byrg: Scratched - Ecthus: Scratched >
Goonie sends the ancient tree sprawling with a powerful bash!
Djak sends *Kelvan* sprawling with a powerful bash!

*Ecthus* sends Byrg sprawling with a powerful bash!Scratched >
[bash ]


Rig has arrived from the south, riding a |2|.shadow stallion

-
Rig slashes *Kelvan*'s body very hard.
Goonie narrates 'gd trees'

+
Goonie panics, and attempts to flee!

*
Goonie leaves south.

*
Rig slashes *Kelvan*'s head very hard.
A Dha'vol trolloc tries to crush Annabelle, but she parries successfully.
*Ecthus* scythes Byrg's body.
Djak crushes *Kelvan*'s body very hard.
The ancient tree barely hits Djak's right arm.

=
Your bash at *Ecthus* sends him sprawling!
This session you've landed 1338 out of 2224 bashes (60% landed)
Since 7/12/2017 you've landed 1338 out of 2224 bashes (60% landed)

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Byrg: Scratched - Ecthus: Scratched >
Rig gives a Dha'vol trolloc an order.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Byrg: Scratched - Ecthus: Scratched >
Goonie has arrived from the south.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Byrg: Scratched - Ecthus: Scratched >
*Annabelle* throws a fireball at Rig, who screams in pain.
Goonie tries to blast *Annabelle*, but she parries successfully.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Byrg: Scratched - Ecthus: Scratched >
Goonie tries to blast *Annabelle*, but she parries successfully.
The ancient tree joins the ancient tree's fight!
Rig gazes deeply at the ancient tree...
The ancient tree looks very strange, glaring about with a sense of panic.
<------------ sigh.....
Rig slashes *Kelvan*'s left hand very hard.
You barely pound *Ecthus*'s body.
A Dha'vol trolloc tries to crush Annabelle, but she deflects the blow.
*Annabelle* barely whips a Dha'vol trolloc's left hand.
*Annabelle* whips Goonie's body.
Djak crushes *Kelvan*'s head hard.
The ancient tree tickles Djak's right leg with its hit.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Byrg: Scratched - Ecthus: Scratched >
*Kelvan* panics, and attempts to flee!

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Byrg: Scratched - Ecthus: Scratched >
*Kelvan* leaves north riding a warhorse.
*Kelvan* has arrived from the north, riding a |3|.warhorse.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Byrg: Scratched - Ecthus: Scratched >
*Kelvan* strikes Goonie's right leg.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Byrg: Scratched - Ecthus: Scratched > nar ec bashed
z
You narrate 'ec bashed'

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Byrg: Scratched - Ecthus: Scratched >
Rig panics, and attempts to flee!

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Byrg: Scratched - Ecthus: Scratched > [bash ]
Fight!? Are you crazy?? You can barely hold yourself together.

* HP:Wounded MV:Strong - Byrg: Scratched - Ecthus: Scratched >
*Kelvan* strikes Goonie's body hard.
Rig slashes the ancient tree's roots into bloody fragments!
The ancient tree tickles Rig's body with its hit.
You pound *Ecthus*'s right leg.
Annabelle swiftly dodges a Dha'vol trolloc's attempt to crush her.
Byrg scythes *Ecthus*'s head hard.
The ancient tree barely tickles Djak's right hand with its hit.
Rig leaves south riding a shadow stallion.

Raife
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Re: Fail!

Post by Raife » Wed Jan 10, 2018 3:25 pm

* S < NOT HP :Hurt MV:Strong >
*Rhys* has arrived from the west, riding a bloodstock stallion.

* S < NOT HP :Hurt MV:Strong >
[backstab h.human]
You silently approach your victim...


Ooops. Your clumsy execution broadcasts your intentions.

* S < NOT HP :Hurt MV:Strong - Rhys: Scratched >
*Rhys* panics, and attempts to flee!

* S < NOT HP :Hurt MV:Strong - Rhys: Scratched >
*Rhys* leaves south riding a bloodstock stallion.

* S < NOT HP :Hurt MV:Strong >
*Rhys* has arrived from the south, riding a bloodstock stallion.

* S < NOT HP :Hurt MV:Strong >
*Rhys* struggles to barrel down on you, a steel-shafted lance aimed at your
chest.

* S < NOT HP :Hurt MV:Strong >
Suddenly *Rhys* charges you with a steel-shafted lance!
Ouch! That Really did HURT!

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


+You flee head over heels.
The Dusty Road
[ obvious exits: E W ]
East: A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.

* S < NOT HP :Critical MV:Strong >

Shimu
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Location: Ko'bal Keep

Re: Fail!

Post by Shimu » Wed Jan 10, 2018 4:00 pm

Don't run a stab on that guy!

Rhys
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Re: Fail!

Post by Rhys » Wed Jan 10, 2018 4:20 pm

Yeah don't run a stab on me!!!

Kharix
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Re: Fail!

Post by Kharix » Thu Jan 11, 2018 7:06 am

You narrate 'want me to roll stab now?'

* S HP:Healthy MV:Winded>
The Slopes of Shayol Ghul
Here black rocks are scattered across the mountainside. All the colors here are
faded into bleak grays, with nothing lively about to interest the eye. The
ground is hard and etched from the occassional black rain, and the places where
puddles of tainted water have gathered deep pools have formed with time.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]

* S HP:Healthy MV:Winded>
l
The Slopes of Shayol Ghul
Here black rocks are scattered across the mountainside. All the colors here are
faded into bleak grays, with nothing lively about to interest the eye. The
ground is hard and etched from the occassional black rain, and the places where
puddles of tainted water have gathered deep pools have formed with time.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]

* S HP:Healthy MV:Winded>

A shrill piercing scream reverberates through the area.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Winded>

Rig narrates 'sure'

* S HP:Healthy MV:Winded>
n
hide
backstab h.randal
The Slopes of Shayol Ghul
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
A large, goat-faced trolloc glares at you hungrily.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Winded>
You attempt to hide yourself.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Winded>
n
Backstab who?

hide
backstab h.randal
* S HP:Healthy MV:Winded>
The Slopes of Shayol Ghul
[ obvious exits: N S W ]

* S HP:Healthy MV:Winded>
You attempt to hide yourself.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Winded>
Backstab who?

* S HP:Healthy MV:Winded>
w
hide
backstab h.randal
Gray River
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
The water seems to be boiling with angry fish.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Weary>
You attempt to hide yourself.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Weary>
Backstab who?

* S HP:Healthy MV:Weary>

Rig narrates 'they are twist in the dark road'

w
* S HP:Healthy MV:Weary>
hide
backstab h.randal
Unearthly House
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
*Alaina* is standing here, riding a |1|.bloodstock stallion.
A raven is here flying around.
A red-eyed raven is perched nearby, staring silently at you.
*Achillies* is standing here, riding a |2|.gray palfrey.
A red-eyed raven is here flying around.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
*Walden* is standing here, riding a |3|.gray palfrey.
*Randal* is standing here, riding a |4|.bloodstock stallion.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Weary>
You attempt to hide yourself.

You silently approach your victim...

*
*Alaina* says 'KHPsPx RMwD FaUt JWkTfh L\Z'


*Randal* makes a strange sound as you place a blackened steel kris in his back!
*Randal* winces in pain.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Weary - Randal: Critical>

*Randal* tries to crush you, but you deflect the blow.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Winded - Randal: Critical>
nar randal crit

*Walden* tries to blast you, but you parry successfully.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Winded - Randal: Critical>
l w
You narrate 'randal crit'

* S HP:Healthy MV:Winded - Randal: Critical>
open door

You barely pierce *Randal*'s head.
*Randal* winces in pain.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Winded - Randal: Critical>
The Irondoor is open.
Irondoor is now set as door1

* S HP:Healthy MV:Winded - Randal: Critical>
It's already open!
*Alaina* says 'EZN'

* S HP:Healthy MV:Winded - Randal: Critical>

You barely pierce *Randal*'s body.
*Randal* winces in pain.

TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Winded - Randal: Critical>
open Irondoor

*Randal* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!

* S HP:Scratched MV:Winded - Randal: Critical>

*Alaina* strikes your left arm into bloody fragments!

* S HP:Scratched MV:Winded - Randal: Critical>

Rig has arrived from the west.
A ramshorned trolloc has arrived from the west.
A shadow stallion has arrived from the west.

* S HP:Scratched MV:Winded - Randal: Critical>

Rig leaves south.
A ramshorned trolloc leaves south.
A shadow stallion leaves south.

* S HP:Scratched MV:Winded - Randal: Critical>

*Walden* blasts your body into bloody fragments!
*Randal* crushes your left foot into bloody fragments!

* S HP:Hurt MV:Winded - Randal: Critical>

Rig has arrived from the south.
A ramshorned trolloc has arrived from the south.
A shadow stallion has arrived from the south.
*Achillies* scythes a ramshorned trolloc's body into bloody fragments!

* S HP:Hurt MV:Winded - Randal: Critical>

Rig leaves east.
A shadow stallion leaves east.

* S HP:Hurt MV:Winded - Randal: Critical>

Your body is burned by a tremendous fireball sent by *Alaina*!

A ramshorned trolloc barely tickles Achillies's head with his slash.
*Achillies* scythes a ramshorned trolloc's left leg into bloody fragments!
*Alaina* strikes your right hand into bloody fragments!
*Walden* blasts your left arm into bloody fragments!
You are interrupted and stop what you are doing.
You panic and attempt to flee!
*Randal* crushes your body into bloody fragments!
You flee head over heels.
Gray River
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
|1|.A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil.
Rig the Myrddraal is standing here.
The water seems to be boiling with angry fish.
I see no irondoor here.

* S HP:Battered MV:Winded>

Venum
Posts: 126
Joined: Mon Mar 07, 2016 2:49 pm

Re: Fail!

Post by Venum » Thu Jan 11, 2018 11:23 am

* HP:Hurt MV:Winded >
*Alaina* has arrived from below, riding a warhorse.

* HP:Hurt MV:Winded > not
t
You start paying increased attention to your surroundings.

* HP:Hurt MV:Winded > b
[k human]
You try to blast *Alaina*, but she parries successfully.

[BASH ] Alaina: Wounded >


As *Alaina* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

* HP:Hurt MV:Winded > st
t

You feel very groggy...
You go to sleep.

HP:Hurt MV:Winded > b
In your dreams, or what?

HP:Hurt MV:Winded > [k human]
In your dreams, or what?

HP:Hurt MV:Winded > [BASH ]
In your dreams, or what?

HP:Hurt MV:Winded >
*Alaina* strikes your body.
*Alaina* leaves east riding a warhorse.

* HP:Hurt MV:Winded > t

*Alaina* has arrived from the east, riding a warhorse.


* HP:Hurt MV:Winded > *Alaina* struggles to barrel down on you, a dark blue tasseled spear aimed at
your chest.
[k human]
You try to blast *Alaina*, but she deflects the blow.

Almost had me, next time type "dis"

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