Fail!

[Enok]

How is that a fail?! That's fantastic!

[Penetrator]

Fail on Gretchen for not engaging me zerk on 3 worms
Fail on backstabbing worms

1st part was delicious yes

[Alaina]

Great fun!

[byrg]

LOL. my bad for getting distracted 1n waiting for gate... but lol.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The day has begun.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The Malkiergate is opened from the other side.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
*Alaina* has arrived from the south, riding a racing emu.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
*Alaina* leaves north riding a racing emu.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
*Alaina* has arrived from the north, riding a racing emu.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
*Alaina* strikes your body.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Alaina: Healthy >
You try to scythe *Alaina*, but she parries successfully.

sh - Alaina: Healthy >
*Alaina* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Alaina: Healthy >
*Marshall* has arrived from the south, riding a bloodstock stallion.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Alaina: Healthy >
*Marshall* leaves north riding a bloodstock stallion.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Alaina: Healthy >
*Alaina* barely strikes your body.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Alaina: Healthy >
*Marshall* has arrived from the north, riding a bloodstock stallion.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Alaina: Healthy >
*Marshall* barely crushes your body.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Alaina: Healthy >
*Marshall* crushes your left arm hard.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh - Alaina: Healthy >
Your body is pierced by razor sharp ice spikes sent by *Alaina*!

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Alaina: Healthy >
You try to scythe *Alaina*, but she deflects the blow.
*Alaina* barely strikes your body.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Alaina: Healthy >
*Alaina* pokes you in the ribs.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Alaina: Healthy >
*Alaina* pokes you in the ribs.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Alaina: Healthy >
*Alaina* pokes you in the ribs.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Alaina: Healthy >
*Alaina* pokes you in the ribs.

- Alaina: Healthy >
*Marshall* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Alaina: Healthy >
*Marshall* crushes your body hard.
*Alaina* strikes your body.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Alaina: Healthy >
*Marshall* crushes your left leg very hard.

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Alaina: Healthy >
Your body is pierced by razor sharp ice spikes sent by *Alaina*!

* HP:Battered MV:Fresh - Alaina: Healthy >
You try to scythe *Alaina*, but she parries successfully.
*Alaina* strikes your left leg.

h - Alaina: Healthy >
*Marshall* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!

* HP:Battered MV:Fresh - Alaina: Healthy >
*Marshall* crushes your body.
*Alaina* strikes your head.
*Alaina* says '`_t f^Yn'

* HP:Battered MV:Fresh - Alaina: Healthy >
*Marshall* crushes your left arm hard.

* HP:Battered MV:Fresh - Alaina: Healthy >
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

Your body is pierced by razor sharp ice spikes sent by *Alaina*!

* HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Alaina: Healthy >
*Alaina* now follows *Marshall*.

* HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Alaina: Healthy >
*Marshall* crushes your body hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You try to scythe *Alaina*, but she deflects the blow.

* HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Alaina: Healthy >
*Alaina* is now a member of *Marshall*'s group.

* HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Alaina: Healthy >
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You gasp in pain as streaks of fire from *Alaina* burn your body!

* HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Alaina: Healthy >
You try to scythe *Alaina*, but she deflects the blow.

* HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Alaina: Healthy >
You are incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

>
You are mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.

* HP:Critical MV:Fresh >
You are dead! Sorry...
You feel the Weave of the Wheel loosen from you.
Ouch! You lose a level.
Circle of Darkness
Deep beneath the world, the circle of darkness is the accursed ground of
the friends of the dark. From here, a few major locations can be reached,
as shown by a blood-colored sign. A permanently-flowing well in the center
of the circle provides a soothing background to ponder mortal matters.
-
For complete beginners, please type HELP NEWBIE.
For new characters, please type LOOK NAMES.
Newcomers to this mud should LOOK NOTICE.
New characters should TELL GUARDIAN KIT.

If you're looking for something to do after dying, LOOK SLAIN.
[ obvious exits: N E S W U D ]
A rancid slab of decaying meat lies here, covered with maggots.
A shattered arm lies in a bloody red and purple mess.
A fresh chunk of meat has been recently cut from a kill.
A revolting well bubbles with the blood of the sacrificed.
The News Board is mounted on the wall here.

[Kryyg]

It's so funny how much Alaina begs for people to accept she has changed but is still just a shifty afk and linkdead killer. Like how much fun did you have killing someone clearly not there?

[Alaina]

Yeah I'm not sparing AFKers anymore; if I see you AFK in a pk zone (especially 1n Malk), I will probably kill you.

Happy hunting <3

Can't wait to find you sitting ducks out there!

SIDENOTE: Reading the forums or looking at youtube on your computer is NOT AFK, Away-From-Keyboard is afk. If you are present in front of your computer and find it a good idea to look at youtube videos while sitting 1n Malk, you deserve to die a horrible, horrible death.

[Kyr]

She's been killing people afk for 10 years, get over it already Kryyg. At least now she is owning it (the "anymore" comment was a good chuckle, though). Or something?

[Alaina]

She's been killing people afk for 10 years, get over it already Kryyg. At least now she is owning it (the "anymore" comment was a good chuckle, though). Or something?

Seriously. Get over it already. :)

[Rark]

If you're going to afk or look in another window, i'd recommend moving off the road, just spam to dusty cave or 4e2n, though having read the zefir thread and then this, I chuckled a little :)

[Alaina]

If you're going to afk or look in another window, i'd recommend moving off the road, just spam to dusty cave or 4e2n, though having read the zefir thread and then this, I chuckled a little :)

This! So glad to bring you cheer! Happy Holidays!