Someone made me nostalgic, and I was teaching a newbie how to stab last night. This is one of my fav logs from when I REMADE Bobo 12 years ago. Btw I never actually got LOTM for this, should have though!
Tactics: How you DO at lvl 21!
Boboliosie
online gamePosted: 2007-04-21 01:18
Okay folks, this is a simple one. First, pick a target. I'm horrible at remembering names, but theres just names that stick out to me, like Jonhi!
Next, plan a simple trap for a quick kill. First, I closed the Southern Lugard gate, then walked 1e and hid. Now, if you kiddies don't know about this room, go check it out, its pretty cool. Its one of those SIT rooms! The perfect place to land a stab.
Why? Well, because it makes your enemy SIT, duh! But also...now keep this secret...when they sit, it does two other things to them. First, it turns off their notice! Second, most people over spam when running around, so now they have stacked commands attempting to go through. And the final thing, it confuses the dung out of them when they're not moving anymore.
So how do you kill a sitting duck? Stab Stab STAB!
Jonhi - Lugard Road through Murandy <---Here he comes!
Boboliosie - Copse Near the Gate
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > narr don't pick on me though, i'm only lvl 21... <---the trick of a murderer! Always talk on narrates to distract your enemies. They think that since you're talking trash, you have to be somewhere that they're not! Thats the time to strike.
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Ok.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > [hide ]
You attempt to hide yourself.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > where
[backstab jonhi]
Backstab who?
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > Players in your Zone
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Jonhi - Switchback Through the Hills
Boboliosie - Copse Near the Gate
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > where
Players in your Zone
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Jonhi - Switchback Through the Hills
Boboliosie - Copse Near the Gate
where
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > Players in your Zone
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Jonhi - Switchback Through the Hills
Boboliosie - Copse Near the Gate
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > where
Players in your Zone
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Jonhi - Switchback Through the Hills
Boboliosie - Copse Near the Gate
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > where
Players in your Zone
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Jonhi - Switchback Through the Hills
Boboliosie - Copse Near the Gate
where
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > Players in your Zone
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Jonhi - Switchback Through the Hills
Boboliosie - Copse Near the Gate
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > where
Players in your Zone
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Jonhi - Switchback Through the Hills
Boboliosie - Copse Near the Gate
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
MacRoth chats '1 sec I need some more irish and coffee'
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > where
Players in your Zone
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Jonhi - Switchback Through the Hills
Boboliosie - Copse Near the Gate
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > where
where
A brown deer has arrived from the south.
A brown deer leaves south.
A gobbling turkey leaves south.
Players in your Zone
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Jonhi - Switchback Through the Hills
Boboliosie - Copse Near the Gate
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > Players in your Zone
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Jonhi - Switchback Through the Hills
Boboliosie - Copse Near the Gate
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > where
Players in your Zone
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Jonhi - Switchback Through the Hills
Boboliosie - Copse Near the Gate
where
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > Players in your Zone
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Jonhi - Switchback Through the Hills
Boboliosie - Copse Near the Gate
where
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > where
Players in your Zone
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Jonhi - Switchback Through the Hills
Boboliosie - Copse Near the Gate
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > Players in your Zone
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Jonhi - Lugard Road
Boboliosie - Copse Near the Gate
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > where
Players in your Zone
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Jonhi - Curve Before the Switchback
Boboliosie - Copse Near the Gate
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<----The hard part for me. I get so impatient!
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > [backstab jonhi]
Backstab who?
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* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > [backstab jonhi]
Backstab who?
m
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > [backstab jonhi]
Backstab who?
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* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > [backstab jonhi]
Backstab who?
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* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > [backstab jonhi]
Backstab who?
where
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > m
Players in your Zone
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Jonhi - Curve Near the Watchtower <---Know your zones, he's like 1s now...
Boboliosie - Copse Near the Gate
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > [backstab jonhi]
Backstab who?
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > m
[backstab jonhi]
Backstab who?
m
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Jonhi has arrived from the south, riding an Illianer steed.
A raven has arrived from the south.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > Jonhi carelessly stumbles over an exposed root.
Jonhi sits down. <---MUAHAHA!
Jonhi sheathes a blackened steel kris into a shoufa with a black veil.
A gobbling turkey has arrived from the south.
[backstab jonhi] <---Bobo needs a new pair of Kris!
You silently approach your victim...
-=+**+=-
Mark tells you 'If you get unnamed, I hate to think what the unsuspecting Seanchan would do. "Oh it's just a lowbie." *STABBED*'
-=+*
Jonhi makes a strange sound as you place a curved clear dagger in his back!
Jonhi panics, and attempts to flee!
Jonhi leaves west riding an Illianer steed.
<---HOLY crap, it landed, haha! I seriously wasn't expecting this at lvl 21, but I needed all the help I could get.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > alias j kill jonhi
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Ok.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > Outside Lugard's Southern Gate
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
South: A cute brown deer eyes you nervously.
A lantern has been left here.
An iron lantern hangs from the wall above the gate.
Jonhi Walker is standing here, riding an Illianer steed.
<---This is where you need instinct. I knew he was a dodger, so going for the hit probably wasn't going to work since i have like no OB at my lvl, and he could simply dodge. So...always go for the stab!
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > [change mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > [hide ]
You attempt to hide yourself.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > [backstab jonhi]
You silently approach your victim...
-=+*
Jonhi opens the southgate. <---Nevermind, hit this mofo!
*+=j
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Cancelled.
[kill jonhi]
You try to pierce Jonhi, but he deflects the blow.
<---Oh noes, he's crit, the bloods in the water!
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - Jonhi: Critical > [kill jonhi]
You do the best you can!
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - Jonhi: Critical > look jonhi
[kill jonhi]
You do the best you can!
Jonhi closes the southgate.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - Jonhi: Critical > Jonhi draws a blackened steel kris from a shoufa with a black veil with a flash of steel.
Jonhi tries to pierce you, but you deflect the blow.
You try to pierce Jonhi, but he parries successfully.
Keep on walking.
Jonhi is in awful condition.
Jonhi is using:
<held> an oilstone
<worn on head> a shoufa with a black veil
<worn around neck> a torc inlaid with silver swords
<worn around neck> an ivory necklace
<worn about body> a midnight blue cloak emblazoned with a silver sword
<slung on back> a backpack
<worn on hands> a pair of heavy metal gauntlets
<worn around wrist> an ivy bracelet
<worn around wrist> an ivy bracelet
<worn as shield> a silver etched shield
<wielded> a blackened steel kris
<worn on legs> a set of riveted chainmail leggings
<worn on feet> a black pair of silver-tooled boots
You attempt to peek at the inventory:
a leather water flask
a crystal lightstick
nineteen copper pennys
three gold crowns
<---I see combo! Hell, lets go for it.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - Jonhi: Critical > br
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[change mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - Jonhi: Critical > zerk
[kill jonhi]
You do the best you can!
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - Jonhi: Critical > j
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j
j
[change mood berserk]
Mood changed to: Berserk
<---If you're not playing hard, go home...or some such joke.
Jonhi looks at you.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - Jonhi: Critical > [kill jonhi]
You do the best you can!
Jonhi says 'omfg'
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - Jonhi: Critical > Jonhi tries to pierce you, but you parry successfully.
[kill jonhi]
You do the best you can!
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - Jonhi: Critical > [kill jonhi]
You do the best you can!
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - Jonhi: Critical > hold lantern
[close gate]
It's already closed!
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - Jonhi: Critical > j
j
[kill jonhi]
You do the best you can!
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - Jonhi: Critical > j
Jonhi tries to pierce you, but you deflect the blow.
You barely pierce Jonhi's body.
Jonhi is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
<---giggle.
[kill jonhi]
You do the best you can!
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - Jonhi: Critical > You're already using a light.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - Jonhi: Critical > j
[kill jonhi]
You do the best you can!
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - Jonhi: Critical > [kill jonhi]
You do the best you can!
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - Jonhi: Critical > j
j
j
sca
[kill jonhi]
You do the best you can!
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - Jonhi: Critical > [kill jonhi]
You do the best you can!
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - Jonhi: Critical > [kill jonhi]
You do the best you can!
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - Jonhi: Critical > [kill jonhi]
You do the best you can!
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - Jonhi: Critical > [kill jonhi]
You do the best you can!
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - Jonhi: Critical > No way! You're fighting for your life!
* S HP:Healthy MV:Tiring - Jonhi: Critical > sca
You pierce Jonhi's body.
Jonhi is dead! R.I.P.
You feel the Weave of the Wheel tighten around you.
Your first time! Was it good for you too?
Your blood freezes as you hear Jonhi's death cry.
<---I know, i overspammed for him, but strange shizz happens... Whatever though. Just remember kiddies, do whatever you have to to get that kill. Don't let these "honorable" people tell you that you have to stand there and take hits. Pssssh. Find your own lot of land, look around for traps, and be patient. Good hunting.
Jonhi tells you 'hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha'
Mark tells you 'You're classic, you know that?'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > reply you likes that one? hehe
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Ok.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > You are a 59 year old male human rogue.
Your height is 5 feet, 10 inches, and you weigh 172.0 lbs.
You are carrying 6.4 lbs and wearing 56.7 lbs, light.
Your base abilities are: Str:18 Int:10 Wil:11 Dex:19 Con:15.
Offensive bonus: 154, Dodging bonus: 89, Parrying bonus: 92
Your mood is: Berserk. You will flee below: 0 Hit Points
You are wanted by: Andor Tar Valon Illian Fal Dara Maradon Cairhien Red Eagles Thiefbane Bandar Eban Mayene Far Madding
Your armor absorbs about 9% on average.
You are subjected to the following effects:
- NO QUIT
Jonhi tells you 'man. how the hell does that even happen?'
Old comments here: https://web.archive.org/web/20071221090 ... 1&forum=56
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Hahah oh man the feeling when that stab landed woulda been great