Fail!

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Talem
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Re: Fail!

Post by Talem » Sun Nov 18, 2018 7:01 pm

I just want ONE kill with this bow.... JUST ONE!



where
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Talem - The Dusty Road
Frey - Road to Tarwin's Gap

equip
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You are using:
<used as light> a mirrored lantern
<held> a stout longbow (scratched)
<worn on finger> a jade signet ring
<worn on finger> an emerald ring
<worn on head> a fine linen riding hood
<worn around neck> a thin, black chain
<worn around neck> a shimmering pendant of obsidian
<worn on body> a finely-tailored white shirt
<worn about body> a bright red robe
<slung on back> a backpack
<worn on arms> a set of cloth sleeves
<worn on hands> a fine pair of light, buckskin gloves
<worn around wrist> a silver Kandori wristcuff
<worn around wrist> a silver Kandori wristcuff
<worn as shield> a silver etched shield
<wielded> a stout longbow
<worn about waist> a brightly-colored sash
<worn on legs> a pair of tight soft leather pants
<worn on feet> a pair of animal-fur boots

Frey narrates 'asaw'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
k dark
They aren't here.
Hope narrates 'arak is crit btw'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
k dark

*Arak* has arrived from the north.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You tickle *Arak*'s body with your shoot.
*Arak* panics, and attempts to flee!

k dark
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh - Arak: Critical >
k dark
k dark
You do the best you can!

k dark
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh - Arak: Critical > You do the best you can!

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh - Arak: Critical > You do the best you can!

k dark
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh - Arak: Critical >
You do the best you can!

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh - Arak: Critical >
na on arak
You do the best you can!

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh - Arak: Critical >
k dark
k dark

You tickle *Arak*'s head with your shoot.

k dark
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh - Arak: Critical > *Arak* leaves north. ^^
Aria chats 'jestin wants a 1v1 if anyone wants I guess'
Ok.

k dark
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
They aren't here.

k dark
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > They aren't here.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > Aramis narrates 'arak not past'
They aren't here.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > They aren't here.

k dark
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
They aren't here.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > They aren't here.

Talem
Posts: 85
Joined: Mon Feb 23, 2015 1:21 pm

Re: Fail!

Post by Talem » Sun Nov 18, 2018 7:29 pm

Another fail for my typo


You feel the Weave of the Wheel tighten around you.
You receive your share of experience...
Your first time! Was it good for you too?
Your blood freezes as you hear *Jestin*'s death cry.
*Arak* tries to blast Hope, but she deflects the blow.
Hope slashes *Arak*'s left leg.
*Loomis* tries to pierce you, but you parry successfully.
You try to shoot *Loomis*, but he parries successfully.
*Guhadin* blasts Dartes's body into bloody fragments!
*Arak* panics, and attempts to flee!
You do the best you can!

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full - Loomis: Hurt >
*Arak* leaves north. ^^

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full - Loomis: Hurt >

Frey narrates 'jestin bashed crit'

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full - Loomis: Hurt >
Frey tries to blast *Zarikk*, but he parries successfully.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full - Loomis: Hurt >
ge tall corpse
ge tall corpse
ge tall corpse

*Guhadin* gets a handful of blackberries from the corpse of Jestin.
*Guhadin* gets a handful of blackberries from the corpse of Jestin.
*Guhadin* gets an apple from the corpse of Jestin.
*Guhadin* gets an apple from the corpse of Jestin.
*Guhadin* gets an apple from the corpse of Jestin.
*Guhadin* gets a pair of earthen colored breeches from the corpse of Jestin.
*Guhadin* gets a soft leather pouch from the corpse of Jestin.
*Guhadin* gets a belt with a buckle of cuendillar from the corpse of Jestin.
*Guhadin* gets a staff of sungwood from the corpse of Jestin.
*Guhadin* gets a silver Kandori wristcuff from the corpse of Jestin.
*Guhadin* gets a silver Kandori wristcuff from the corpse of Jestin.
*Guhadin* gets a pair of dark gloves from the corpse of Jestin.
*Guhadin* gets a set of cloth sleeves from the corpse of Jestin.
*Guhadin* gets a coat bearing the ancient symbol of the Aes Sedai from the corpse of Jestin.
*Guhadin* gets a black suede shirt from the corpse of Jestin.
*Guhadin* gets a Kandori snowflake necklace from the corpse of Jestin.
*Guhadin* gets a Kandori snowflake necklace from the corpse of Jestin.
*Guhadin* gets a camouflaged hood from the corpse of Jestin.
*Guhadin* gets a gold ring from the corpse of Jestin.
*Guhadin* gets a gold ring from the corpse of Jestin.
*Guhadin* gets a small crystalline globe from the corpse of Jestin.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full - Loomis: Hurt > Beads of cold sweat emerge from *Guhadin*'s face!
*Arak* has arrived from the north.
There doesn't seem to be a tall in the corpse of Jestin.
Kendall narrates 'imn off crit'

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full - Loomis: Hurt > There doesn't seem to be a tall in the corpse of Jestin.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full - Loomis: Hurt > *Guhadin* panics, and attempts to flee!
There doesn't seem to be a tall in the corpse of Jestin.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full - Loomis: Hurt >
*Guhadin* leaves east. >>

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full - Loomis: Hurt >
get all corpse

Frey
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Re: Fail!

Post by Frey » Sun Nov 18, 2018 7:53 pm

* R HP:Battered MV:Fresh > A Shallow Depression
Here within a shallow depression of twisted scrub and rotting trees, the
ground is laden with rough, gray rocks. Rocks jut out of the ground among
the twisted scrub and mutated trees. An overgrown footpath leads up towards
the foothills near Tarwin's Gap.
[ obvious exits: U ]
There are some bloody traces of a trolloc leaving up.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving up.
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving up.
The corpse of a raven is lying here.
The corpse of a rat is lying here. [2]
Lord Kendall the Gaidin Master is standing here.
A battle-trained Shienaran warlander stands here, vigilant of its surroundings.
Lord Aramis the Lieutenant {Sworn To Death} is sitting here mending a weapon.
Lady Hope the Honored Sister is standing here, riding a |1|.warhorse.
Lady Raeza Dovoros is standing here, riding a |2|.warhorse.
|3|.A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
A Shienaran scout keeps a constant watch here.
A Shienaran scout keeps a constant watch here.
A Shienaran scout keeps a constant watch here.
A battle-trained Shienaran warlander stands here, vigilant of its surroundings.
The Shienaran forward scout commander stands ever vigilant.

* R HP:Battered MV:Fresh > sc

* R HP:Battered MV:Fresh > You have 196(400) hit and 143(143) movement points.
You have scored 107143270 experience points and 1365 quest points.
You need 1356730 exp to level and 1635 qp to rank.
You have amassed 126 Turn points to date.
You have played 130 days and 18 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Frey the Forestmaster [Forrester 7] (Level 50).
You are standing.

* R HP:Battered MV:Fresh > u <---------------------- Didn't see this until I scrolled back through the log
In the Foothills
To the west, the foothills continue towards the path to Tarwin's Gap.
Rollings hills form a transition between mountains and level ground.
The sparse vegetation here, gnarled scrub and trees, fades out to the
south. Even here, on the threshold of the mountains, the air is cold.
[ obvious exits: E W D ]
There are some bloody traces of a trolloc leaving west.
There are some bloody traces of a trolloc leaving west.
There are some bloody traces of a trolloc leaving west.
A stout timber has been handcarved into the sinuous curves of a longbow. [7]
|1|.A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
*Loomis* is standing here.
*Kultunk* is standing here.
*Kryyg* is standing here, riding a |1|.shadow stallion
*Angkar* is standing here.
*Guhadin* is standing here.
*Arak* is standing here mending a weapon.
Raeza has arrived from below, riding a |2|.warhorse.
Raeza intercepts *Loomis*'s attack on her mount.
Raeza swiftly dodges *Loomis*'s attempt to hit her.

* R HP:Battered MV:Full >
Raeza tries to strike *Loomis*, but he parries successfully.
Raeza swiftly dodges *Loomis*'s attempt to hit her.
*Guhadin* blasts your left leg very hard.
*Angkar* pierces your left leg hard.

* R HP:Battered MV:Full - Guhadin: Hurt > l
*Kryyg* hisses 'ready?'

(((((Insert much death here)))))

Kendall narrates '??'
Aramis narrates 'lol what was that about'
Kendall narrates 'wtf?'

No way! You're fighting for your life!
You are dead! Sorry...
You feel the Weave of the Wheel loosen from you.
You stop following Kendall.

You tell Kendall 'i died'

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
Kendall tells you 'why'

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > t kendall why did you leave ragan

You tell Kendall 'why did you leave ragan' <----- At this point I didn't even realize that I hit up. I don't remember typing it, and think the computer took over.

guhadin
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Re: Fail!

Post by guhadin » Sun Nov 18, 2018 9:00 pm

My favorite part of your death:

* HP:Hurt MV:Full - Angkar: Hurt - Raeza: Critical >
Kryyg slashes *Frey*'s right arm.
*Frey* is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness...
[k human]
You do the best you can!
*Raeza* leaves north riding a warhorse.
Loomis hits *Frey*'s left arm.
*Frey* is dead! R.I.P.
You feel the Weave of the Wheel tighten around you.
You receive your share of experience...
Oh, much better the second time around.
Your blood freezes as you hear *Frey*'s death cry.

piste
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Joined: Wed Nov 21, 2018 9:54 pm

Re: Fail!

Post by piste » Wed Nov 21, 2018 10:25 pm

I am the dumbest person on the mud today. Had been kind of fighting against Dukug, getting hammered, hiding in Amador, seeing him again, with other people around. Finally, Terri and Yurikan were there too. He went into outpost then this...


* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > l
Before a Clearing
A stand of hardwood trees almost conceals a small clearing that lies to
the south. The sound of water comes very faintly from that direction.
The trees here are not very tall, maybe four spans at the most. It seems
that at the tops of the trees, nuts in various stages of ripeness hang in
small clusters from the thinnest branches.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
|1|.A wild stallion bucks madly, being ridden by you.
A mole is here, looking sickly.
A long-eared rabbit is here, looking quite sick.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > w
At the Edge of a Hardwood Forest
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
|1|.A wild stallion bucks madly, being ridden by you.
A big, old bull is standing here, reminiscing.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full >
Yurikan narrates 'on both'

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > w
At the Base of an Old Outpost
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
|1|.A wild stallion bucks madly, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > dism
You stop riding him.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full > s
Inside an Old Outpost
[ obvious exits: N U ]
North: |1|.A wild stallion bucks madly.
A black flame dances here in midair.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full > where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Piste - Inside an Old Outpost
Terri - Atop an Old Stone Tower
Yurikan - Atop an Old Stone Tower

* HP:Scratched MV:Full > l
Inside an Old Outpost
The only thing that remains of the door that once blocked the entrance
to this tower are four old and rusted hinges. From the size of the hinges,
the door must have been massive indeed. There is no evidence that it
was broken open with force; none of the hinges are bent or broken. A
winding stone stair climbs the wall here like a jagged vine.
[ obvious exits: N U ]
North: |1|.A wild stallion bucks madly.
A black flame dances here in midair.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full > scan u
* HP:Scratched MV:Full > scan u
* HP:Scratched MV:Full > l u
The trapdoor is closed.
trapdoor is now set as door3

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
The trapdoor is opened from the other side.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
The trapdoor closes quietly.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
The trapdoor is opened from the other side.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
The trapdoor closes quietly.
The trapdoor is opened from the other side.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
The trapdoor closes quietly.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full > open trapdoor
Ok.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
The trapdoor closes quietly.
The trapdoor is opened from the other side.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
The trapdoor closes quietly.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full > open trapdoor
open trapdoor
Ok.

open trapdoor
* HP:Scratched MV:Full > The trapdoor closes quietly.
Ok.

open trapdoor
* HP:Scratched MV:Full > open trapdoor
The trapdoor closes quietly.
Ok.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full > The trapdoor closes quietly.
Ok.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full > open trapdoor
The trapdoor closes quietly.
Ok.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full > open trapdoor
The trapdoor closes quietly.
Ok.
*Dukug* has arrived from above.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full > open trapdoor
The trapdoor closes quietly.
Ok.

open trapdoor
* HP:Scratched MV:Full > The trapdoor closes quietly.
Ok.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full > The trapdoor closes quietly.
Ok.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
The trapdoor closes quietly.
*Dukug* leaves north.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full > hide
backstab h.dark
The trapdoor is opened from the other side.
You attempt to hide yourself.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full > Backstab who?

* HP:Scratched MV:Full > n

Yurikan narrates 'you firetrucking'

* HP:Scratched MV:Full > At the Base of an Old Outpost
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
|1|.A wild stallion bucks madly.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full > hide
backstab h.dark
You attempt to hide yourself.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong > Backstab who?

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
Terri narrates 'come on dude'
Yurikan narrates 'stop'

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
Yurikan narrates 'who the firetruck spammed it open snciker'

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
Terri narrates 'piste'

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong > nar doh sorry I thought you were ttrapped
The sky starts to get cloudy.
Ok.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Yurikan narrates 'jesus chrsit'

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Yurikan narrates 'no'

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > nar my bad
Yurikan narrates 'we hit :P'
Ok.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh > sc
You have 451(454) hit and 144(144) movement points.
You have scored 84725736 experience points and 0 quest points.
You need 3774264 exp to reach the next level.
You have played 1 days and 10 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Piste of Two Rivers (Level 46).
You are standing.

* HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
Terri narrates 'free dirks :P'

And he got away.

Dukug
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Re: Fail!

Post by Dukug » Wed Nov 21, 2018 10:43 pm

Thanks for that, much appreciated.

Rig
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Re: Fail!

Post by Rig » Wed Nov 21, 2018 10:54 pm

piste wrote:You have 451(454) hit and 144(144) movement points.
You have scored 84725736 experience points and 0 quest points.
You need 3774264 exp to reach the next level.
You have played 1 days and 10 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Piste of Two Rivers (Level 46).
You are standing.
I'm jealous

Sarryn
Posts: 568
Joined: Wed Jul 01, 2015 7:30 pm

Re: Fail!

Post by Sarryn » Wed Nov 21, 2018 11:20 pm

Is that a thing nowadays? Dam that's some crazy hps..

Puddles
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Joined: Sun Oct 28, 2018 12:59 am

Re: Fail!

Post by Puddles » Thu Nov 22, 2018 12:10 am

the real reason he spammed open that door was to humble brag about his HP

Morris
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Joined: Sat Nov 12, 2016 2:42 pm

Re: Fail!

Post by Morris » Thu Nov 22, 2018 1:54 am

Those are like the zap bug hp status from back in the day.

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