Fail!

... tales of great battles, stealthy adversaries and improving your PK skills. Careful though, no whining!
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Jumaro
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Re: Fail!

Post by Jumaro » Mon Oct 03, 2016 1:40 am

Erm you guys didn't have a problem when it was pial adael Imogene and yourself vs us 2 shortly before this. He didn't call me, I got out threw on a set saw tracks and came. Soooo, thanks for my set back though. Ps. Play ss sometime, this happens all the time.
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Serge
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Re: Fail!

Post by Serge » Mon Oct 03, 2016 1:41 am

Was pking naked with an upracced mblade lol. and Imogene was in EF about 90% of the time I was there but okay!

Penetrator
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Re: Fail!

Post by Penetrator » Mon Oct 03, 2016 7:57 am

funniest pk ever
charge AND stab, well whatever decided to give pk THEN

o HP:Critical MV:Tiring > q
[k seanchan]
They aren't here.
*Graeme* has arrived from the north, riding a sleek well-trained torm.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring > q

[k seanchan]
You try to blast *Graeme*, but he deflects the blow.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring - Graeme: Beaten > [k seanchan]
You do the best you can!

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring - Graeme: Beaten > [k seanchan]
You do the best you can!

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring - Graeme: Beaten > b
[k seanchan]
You do the best you can!

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring - Graeme: Beaten >

*Graeme* tickles your body with his slice.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

A shivering tree tries to hit Graeme, but he parries successfully.
A shivering tree joins a shivering tree's fight!
A shivering tree joins a shivering tree's fight!
A shivering tree joins a shivering tree's fight!
You blast *Graeme*'s body very hard.
[bash ]


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+
*
*Graeme* panics, and attempts to flee!

*
+
=
*Graeme* leaves west riding a sleek well-trained torm.
-

-q=
They're not here anymore!

o HP:Critical MV:Tiring > q
[k seanchan]
They aren't here.

q
o HP:Critical MV:Tiring >
[k seanchan]
They aren't here.

o HP:Critical MV:Tiring > q
[k seanchan]
They aren't here.

o HP:Critical MV:Tiring > q
[k seanchan]
They aren't here.

sc
o HP:Critical MV:Tiring > sc
[k seanchan]
They aren't here.

o HP:Critical MV:Tiring > q
You have 23(400) hit and 169(250) movement points.
You have scored 89082324 experience points and 237 quest points.
You need 4417676 exp to level and -87 qp to rank.
You have amassed 301 Turn points to date.
You have played 20 days and 17 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Penetrator the Loathsome Battler [Ahf'frait 4] (Level 47).
You are standing.

o HP:Critical MV:Tiring > q
You have 23(400) hit and 169(250) movement points.
You have scored 89082324 experience points and 237 quest points.
You need 4417676 exp to level and -87 qp to rank.
You have amassed 301 Turn points to date.
You have played 20 days and 17 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Penetrator the Loathsome Battler [Ahf'frait 4] (Level 47).
You are standing.
*Graeme* has arrived from the west, riding a sleek well-trained torm.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring > [k seanchan]
You try to blast *Graeme*, but he deflects the blow.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring - Graeme: Beaten > A shivering tree tries to hit Graeme, but he parries successfully.
A shivering tree joins a shivering tree's fight!
A shivering tree joins a shivering tree's fight!
A shivering tree joins a shivering tree's fight!
A shrill piercing scream reverberates through the area.
A shivering tree tickles Graeme's body with its hit.
A shivering tree barely hits Graeme's left arm.
A shivering tree tries to hit Graeme, but he parries successfully.
A shivering tree tickles Graeme's right arm with its hit.
*Graeme* tickles your head with his slice.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You blast *Graeme*'s body hard.
*Graeme* panics, and attempts to flee!
[k seanchan]
You do the best you can!

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring - Graeme: Critical > b
[bash ]
*Graeme* leaves south riding a sleek well-trained torm.


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=
+s*qbCancelled.
Gray Hills
The hills here are low, having suffered the entropy of ages. They are old,
worn, tired things, covered with a fine gray dust. At even the slightest breeze
the dust blows off the hills like gray shrouds blowing in the wind, reducing
their size even more. In some years these hills will probably be no more, after
having endured this place for ages.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
*Graeme* is standing here, riding a sleek well-trained torm.
A black snake with red mottling slyly meanders around you.
An enormous blight worm towers above you, making an eerie shrill scream.
A black snake with red mottling slyly meanders around you.
A titanic creature of the Shadow is here, wrapped in lightning.
A bearlike lump of rotten flesh lumbers around in here.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring > [k seanchan]
You try to blast *Graeme*, but he parries successfully.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring - Graeme: Critical >

*Graeme* slices your left foot.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

A sly, black snake tickles your head with its hit.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

The enormous worm barely hits your left leg.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

A sly, black snake tickles your left foot with its hit.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

The Shadowmauler joins your fight!
The rotting bear barely tickles your right hand with its hit.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You blast *Graeme*'s body hard.
*Graeme* panics, and attempts to flee!
[bash ]

-f=s+
*Graeme* leaves east riding a sleek well-trained torm.

sCancelled.

You panic and attempt to flee!

e

The rotting bear barely tickles your body with its hit.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

The Shadowmauler tickles your right leg with his hit.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

A sly, black snake tickles your body with its hit.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

The enormous worm tickles your body with its hit.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

Someone barely tickles your body with its hit.
You are incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

e
You're in no shape to flee!
You're in pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

HP:Critical MV:Tiring > You're in pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

HP:Critical MV:Tiring > You're in pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

HP:Critical MV:Tiring > You're in pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

HP:Critical MV:Tiring >
You are dead! Sorry...
You feel the Weave of the Wheel loosen from you.
Ouch! You lose a level.

Firimei Lang
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Re: Fail!

Post by Firimei Lang » Mon Oct 03, 2016 8:02 am

Feel your pain Pene

Graeme
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Re: Fail!

Post by Graeme » Mon Oct 03, 2016 11:04 am

Penetrator wrote:funniest pk ever
charge AND stab, well whatever decided to give pk THEN
Er, what?

Penetrator
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Re: Fail!

Post by Penetrator » Mon Oct 03, 2016 11:38 am

the first guy I fought had bt, tried to bait me to zerk and then found 1 more in orch which came to stab me in keep, then I ran out and find 1 more

but as I said it was fun pk, I shouldve zerked at trees and killed you before the others could come in

pial
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Re: Fail!

Post by pial » Mon Oct 03, 2016 1:09 pm

Jumaro wrote:Erm you guys didn't have a problem when it was pial adael Imogene and yourself vs us 2 shortly before this. He didn't call me, I got out threw on a set saw tracks and came. Soooo, thanks for my set back though. Ps. Play ss sometime, this happens all the time.
It looks like ruining 1 v1 low pk is what your style is. You tried it on me, you did it to Serge. Oh well, good luck getting pk in the future.

Graeme
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Re: Fail!

Post by Graeme » Mon Oct 03, 2016 7:05 pm

Penetrator wrote:the first guy I fought had bt, tried to bait me to zerk and then found 1 more in orch which came to stab me in keep, then I ran out and find 1 more

but as I said it was fun pk, I shouldve zerked at trees and killed you before the others could come in
Why people paint a skewed picture when recalling events will forever be a mystery.

Spyder
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Location: Australia

Re: Fail!

Post by Spyder » Mon Oct 03, 2016 11:10 pm

The best part about this is that people on both sides of this have done lame dung to others previously :p

Graeme
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Re: Fail!

Post by Graeme » Mon Oct 03, 2016 11:48 pm

Spyder wrote:The best part about this is that people on both sides of this have done lame dung to others previously :p
Lame is such an open ended insult these days. If you pk, you're lame. If you don't pk, you're lame. If you stab, you're lame. If you charge, you're lame. If you kill me, you're lame. If you lame, you're lame.

What isn't lame

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