Todays PK - Enjoy

[Kyson]

You have been idle, and are pulled into a void.
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(tic_timer): Tic length updated to: 61.688 seconds.

* S HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
You are returned from the void.
A Turn in the Tunnel
A faint light shines dimly from the north, twisting shadows dancing and
writhing across the stone. The air is dry, unmoving, and warm. Large
streaks of smoke stains mar the tunnel, blackening the walls. Faint,
intricate lines are etched into the stone beneath the soot.
[ obvious exits: N E ]
Zone: The Far Madding to Tear Road
A soft leather pouch has been discarded here. [2]

* S HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >

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*Sorvitor* has arrived from the east.
A shadow stallion has arrived from the east.
*Chomsky* has arrived from the east.

* S HP:Scratched MV:Fresh >
*Chomsky* crushes your body.
*Sorvitor* slashes your right leg.

* S HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Chomsky: Scratched >
*Sorvitor* slashes your right leg hard.
You try to quietly draw a dagger of green jade from an earthen brown mantle.
You pierce *Chomsky*'s body.
*Chomsky* crushes your right leg.

* S HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Chomsky: Scratched >

You barely pierce *Chomsky*'s left leg.
*Chomsky* crushes your body hard.

* S HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Chomsky: Scratched >
*Sorvitor* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!

* S HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Chomsky: Scratched >

*Chomsky* assumes an offensive striking posture.

* S HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Chomsky: Scratched >

*Sorvitor* slashes your body hard.
*Chomsky* barely crushes your body.

* S HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Chomsky: Scratched >

*Chomsky* looks at you.

* S HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Chomsky: Scratched >

*Sorvitor* slashes your body.
*Chomsky* crushes your head hard.

* S HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Chomsky: Scratched >
*Chomsky* says 'chsGzs gSx'

* S HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Chomsky: Scratched >
*Sorvitor* slashes your body hard.

* S HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Chomsky: Scratched >

You tickle *Chomsky*'s head with your pierce.
*Chomsky* crushes your body hard.

* S HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Chomsky: Scratched >

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*Sorvitor* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!

* S HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Chomsky: Scratched >

*Sorvitor* hisses 'likely but i'm likely berserk'

* S HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Chomsky: Scratched >
*Sorvitor* slashes your body very hard.
*Chomsky* crushes your body hard.

* S HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Chomsky: Scratched >

*Sorvitor* slashes your head hard.
*Chomsky* crushes your body.

* S HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Chomsky: Scratched >

*Sorvitor* slashes your left foot hard.

* S HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Chomsky: Scratched >

*Sorvitor* hisses 'he's dead to rights anyway'

* S HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Chomsky: Scratched >

*Sorvitor* slashes your right leg hard.
You panic and attempt to flee!
You barely pierce *Chomsky*'s body.
*Chomsky* crushes your body hard.
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
You flee head over heels.
Continuing Through the Darkness
[ obvious exits: W ]
Zone: The Far Madding to Tear Road
Door east: cavewall

* S HP:Battered MV:Full >

A shadow stallion has arrived from the west.
*Chomsky* has arrived from the west.

* S HP:Battered MV:Full >
*Chomsky* crushes your head.
You panic and attempt to flee!
*Sorvitor* slashes your body.


You flee head over heels.
A Turn in the Tunnel
[ obvious exits: N E ]
Zone: The Far Madding to Tear Road
There are some tracks of a horse leaving east.
There are some tracks of a TROLLOC leaving east. >>
There are some tracks of a HUMAN leaving east. >>
There are some tracks of a MYRDDRAAL leaving east. >>
A soft leather pouch has been discarded here. [2]

* S HP:Battered MV:Full >

A shadow stallion has arrived from the east.
*Chomsky* has arrived from the east.

* S HP:Battered MV:Full >
*Sorvitor* slashes your right foot.
You panic and attempt to flee!


*Chomsky* crushes your body.


You flee head over heels.
Continuing Through the Darkness
[ obvious exits: W ]
Zone: The Far Madding to Tear Road
Door east: cavewall

* S HP:Battered MV:Full >

A shadow stallion has arrived from the west.
*Chomsky* has arrived from the west.

* S HP:Battered MV:Full >
*Sorvitor* slashes your body hard.
PANIC! You couldn't escape!

* S HP:Battered MV:Full - Sorvitor: Healthy >
*Chomsky* crushes your left foot.
You panic and attempt to flee!


*Chomsky* says 'EKZg DOP'


*Chomsky* crushes your left leg hard.
You flee head over heels.
A Turn in the Tunnel
[ obvious exits: N E ]
Zone: The Far Madding to Tear Road
There are some tracks of a horse leaving east.
There are some tracks of a horse leaving east.
There are some tracks of a TROLLOC leaving east. >>
There are some tracks of a HUMAN leaving east. >>
There are some tracks of a MYRDDRAAL leaving east. >>
A soft leather pouch has been discarded here. [2]

* S HP:Beaten MV:Full >

A shadow stallion has arrived from the east.
*Chomsky* has arrived from the east.

* S HP:Beaten MV:Full >

*Chomsky* crushes your right arm very hard.
You panic and attempt to flee!


*Chomsky* crushes your right arm hard.


*Sorvitor* slashes your head.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!



*Sorvitor* slashes your right arm hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!



You flee head over heels.
A Vast Cavern
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
Zone: The Far Madding to Tear Road
Door north: heavydoor
A smuggler chief grins as he counts his purse's contents.
A burly bandit guard watches tirelessly for intruders.
A burly bandit guard watches tirelessly for intruders.
A burly bandit guard watches tirelessly for intruders.
A burly bandit guard watches tirelessly for intruders.

* S HP:Beaten MV:Full >

A smuggler chief pounds your right hand.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You panic and attempt to flee!
A burly bandit guard tickles your body with his pound.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

A burly bandit guard joins a burly bandit guard's fight!
A burly bandit guard joins a burly bandit guard's fight!
A burly bandit guard joins a burly bandit guard's fight!
*Chomsky* has arrived from the south.


A burly bandit guard pounds your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

A burly bandit guard barely pounds your head.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

A burly bandit guard barely tickles your left foot with his pound.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

A burly bandit guard pounds your left arm.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

A smuggler chief tickles your body with his pound.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!



A shadow stallion has arrived from the south.


*Chomsky* crushes your left leg very hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You flee head over heels.
In a Food Closet
[ obvious exits: E ]
Zone: The Far Madding to Tear Road
A thick slice of salted ham has been discarded here. [3]
A large stone well is here.

* S HP:Critical MV:Full >

A shadow stallion has arrived from the east.
*Chomsky* has arrived from the east.

* S HP:Critical MV:Full >

*someone* crushes your head hard.
You are incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
You are dead! Sorry...
You feel the Weave of the Wheel loosen from you.
Circle of Light
[ obvious exits: D ]
Zone: Circles of Light/Darkness/Ravens
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
A kind-faced figure stands here.

[Sorvitor]

Why would Chomsky keep chasing and attacking you after I said you were clearly afk?

Unethical behaviour to be sure. Players should be able to solo farm megasmobs like murgoz with complete safety and impunity.

[Frey]

Classy. This will definitely help retain players.

[Chomsky]

Turn off your anti-idle trigger and kill rats before you rest inside smobs if you want to afk in them with impunity.

Sorvitor was 76 tps from 1000. You aren't living in that situation. His greed is literally too great. I did the only ethical thing in the situation which was to try and take all the TPs for myself.

[Sorvitor]

Turn off your anti-idle trigger and kill rats before you rest inside smobs if you want to afk in them with impunity.

Sorvitor was 76 tps from 1000. You aren't living in that situation. His greed is literally too great. I did the only ethical thing in the situation which was to try and take all the TPs for myself.

No you idiot I was 24 tp from 1000.

but yes what Chomsky said about the smob thing.

Scenario one, you aren't afk in smob and you just die beyond mobol doors and lose all your things

scenario two, you are afk and we drop everything cause I'm sick of people faking afk to get out of being doored in smobs by my tyranny

scenario three, you are afk, but without the last bit i said

[Jaster]

#HellMud

[gok]

I heard Chomsky needed the human blood, sorvitor needed 24 tps and Reverscaal needed the rings.

[erulak]

Having run into the same guy stabbing the same smob and being 'afk' (read: waiting on repop) over and over again one week, I can understand the impulse to kill somebody standing around inside of a smob, for some reason. If I didn't think more of myself and generally think so little of the rest of the playerbase that I don't view most of you as worth even the time it takes for me to dole out the 'punishment' or 'lesson' of being killed by me no matter how stupid your AFK spot is, I may have considered it worth my time to kill them. Sorvitor and Chomsky have low self-esteem and aren't as confident in their abilities to get 25 tps and 10 qps as me, so you can't expect the same of them.

Which is why it's always good to control what you can control. Idle exists for a reason - don't cog yourself off of it. If somebody anti-idles in front of me, it's hard to justify not killing them. Otherwise, if you're going to AFK, take the 61.688 seconds required to go AFK in clan rooms, city squares, or literally anywhere it's clear you aren't there to play the game or aren't idle-playing by monitoring repop or some such. I've seen most of you bee-line for throne rooms quick enough to know how little time and effort it takes to do that when you need to. :)

[Sorvitor]

I may have considered it worth my time to kill them. Sorvitor and Chomsky have low self-esteem and aren't as confident in their abilities to get 25 tps and 10 qps as me, so you can't expect the same of them.

You make some good points about people just afking for hours in smobs for gain. However I think you are mistaken on the self esteem thing. The reason I don’t mind having questionable ethics now is because I have long been viewed in a negative way by so much of the player base because of my friendship with Vaen. My name, by association, has been dragged so thoroughly through the mud that I really don’t care what people think anymore.

[Kryyg]

I may have considered it worth my time to kill them. Sorvitor and Chomsky have low self-esteem and aren't as confident in their abilities to get 25 tps and 10 qps as me, so you can't expect the same of them.

You make some good points about people just afking for hours in smobs for gain. However I think you are mistaken on the self esteem thing. The reason I don’t mind having questionable ethics now is because I have long been viewed in a negative way by so much of the player base because of my friendship with Vaen. My name, by association, has been dragged so thoroughly through the mud that I really don’t care what people think anymore.

Hence I don’t consider any of you friends. You would drag my name through the mud. I prefer to only keep wholesome friendships like with Jestin. The worst thing he’s done is get me site banned and deleted.

Disagree with killing anyone AFK, unless they literally AFK while crit in the middle of PK. He’s smobbing to bring gear into the MUD for us to kill on his actual alts. Learn the bigger picture!!

Except Trill, Craven and Jestin. But has to be same side AFK killing.