Fail!

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Raemon
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Re: Fail!

Post by Raemon » Fri Jun 10, 2016 2:12 am

Was fighting Mantorok most of the night, and Neveon for a bit. This ensued, before I killed Neveon.

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring > Sloping Ground
It is a relief to have firm ground underfoot, and the heat at once diminishes.
The lake of sand lies to the north, and firm ground continues to the west. It
is tempting to rest here for a bit before continuing, to recover from the heat
and strain of the sand pit.
[ obvious exits: N W ]
There are some bloody traces of a seanchan leaving ^^north^^
There are some bloody traces of a seanchan leaving ««west««
There are some bloody traces of a seanchan leaving ««west««
There are some bloody traces of a seanchan leaving ««west««
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving ^^north^^
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving ««west««
A campfire burns slowly, sending smoke into the sky.
A thin man with cunning eyes scouts the horizon.
A thin man with cunning eyes scouts the horizon.
A thin man with cunning eyes scouts the horizon.
A Seanchan invasion commander evaluates his soldier's readiness.

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring > sc
You have 87(366) hit and 102(160) movement points.
You have scored 11727303 experience points and 0 quest points.
You need 272697 exp to reach the next level.
You have amassed 45 Turn points to date.
You have played 3 days and 13 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Raemon the Pirate of the South (Level 28).
You are resting.

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring >
*Mantorok* has arrived from the west, riding a |1|.gray palfrey.

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring >
*Mantorok* starts barreling down on you, a sleek, mahogany-shafted spear aimed at your chest.

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring >
A Seanchan officer tries to lance Mantorok, but he parries successfully.

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring >
A Seanchan officer tries to lance Mantorok, but he deflects the blow.
A Seanchan scout joins a Seanchan officer's fight!
A Seanchan scout joins a Seanchan officer's fight!
A Seanchan scout joins a Seanchan officer's fight!

st
* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring > k h.human

*Mantorok* clumsily charges you with his a sleek, mahogany-shafted spear, but you deftly step aside.

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring - a Seanchan officer: Scratched - Mantorok: Battered > k h.human
Do you not consider fighting as standing?

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring - a Seanchan officer: Scratched - Mantorok: Battered > You do the best you can!

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring - a Seanchan officer: Scratched - Mantorok: Battered > You do the best you can!

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring - a Seanchan officer: Scratched - Mantorok: Battered > snick
You snicker softly.

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring - a Seanchan officer: Scratched - Mantorok: Battered >
You pierce *Mantorok*'s left leg extremely hard.
A Seanchan scout tries to slash Mantorok, but he deflects the blow.
A Seanchan scout tries to slash Mantorok, but he deflects the blow.
A Seanchan scout tries to slash Mantorok, but he dodges the attack.
A Seanchan officer lances Mantorok's head very hard.
*MANTOROK* PANICS AND ATTEMPTS TO FLEE!

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring - a Seanchan officer: Scratched - Mantorok: Beaten > say jessus

You try to pierce *Mantorok*, but he parries successfully.

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring - a Seanchan officer: Scratched - Mantorok: Beaten > k h.human
You drawl 'jessus'

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring - a Seanchan officer: Scratched - Mantorok: Beaten > k h.human
You do the best you can!

k h.human
* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring - a Seanchan officer: Scratched - Mantorok: Beaten > k h.human
You do the best you can!

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring - a Seanchan officer: Scratched - Mantorok: Beaten > k h.human
You do the best you can!

k h.human
* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring - a Seanchan officer: Scratched - Mantorok: Beaten > You do the best you can!

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring - a Seanchan officer: Scratched - Mantorok: Beaten > k h.human
You do the best you can!

k h.human
* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring - a Seanchan officer: Scratched - Mantorok: Beaten > You do the best you can!

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring - a Seanchan officer: Scratched - Mantorok: Beaten > k h.human
You do the best you can!

k h.human
* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring - a Seanchan officer: Scratched - Mantorok: Beaten > You do the best you can!

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring - a Seanchan officer: Scratched - Mantorok: Beaten > k h.human
You try to pierce *Mantorok*, but he parries successfully.
A Seanchan scout tries to slash Mantorok, but he dodges the attack.
A Seanchan scout tries to slash Mantorok, but he deflects the blow.
A Seanchan scout slashes Mantorok's head very hard.
*MANTOROK* PANICS AND ATTEMPTS TO FLEE!
*Mantorok* leaves west riding a gray palfrey.
They aren't here.

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring > k h.human
*Mantorok* has arrived from the west, riding a |2|.gray palfrey.
You try to pierce *Mantorok*, but he parries successfully.

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring - Mantorok: Beaten > You do the best you can!

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring - Mantorok: Beaten > k h.human
You do the best you can!

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring - Mantorok: Beaten > You do the best you can!

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring - Mantorok: Beaten > cha mood brave
Mood changed to: Brave

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring - Mantorok: Beaten > say you cuk
*Mantorok* tries to strike you, but you parry successfully.
A Seanchan scout joins your fight!
A Seanchan scout joins a Seanchan scout's fight!
A Seanchan scout joins a Seanchan scout's fight!
A Seanchan officer joins a Seanchan scout's fight!
You try to pierce *Mantorok*, but he parries successfully.
You drawl 'you cuk'

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring - Mantorok: Beaten > sa firetruck
cha mood wimpy

*Mantorok* says 'fuking really'

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring - Mantorok: Beaten > You try to pierce *Mantorok*, but he deflects the blow.
You drawl 'firetruck'

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring - Mantorok: Beaten > Mantorok assumes a defensive striking posture.
Mood changed to: Wimpy

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring - Mantorok: Beaten > look
Preparing to find this room on the map.
k h.human
Sloping Ground
It is a relief to have firm ground underfoot, and the heat at once diminishes.
The lake of sand lies to the north, and firm ground continues to the west. It
is tempting to rest here for a bit before continuing, to recover from the heat
and strain of the sand pit.
[ obvious exits: N W ]

Matching room found! Correcting map position.

There are some bloody traces of a seanchan leaving ^^north^^
There are some bloody traces of a seanchan leaving ««west««
There are some bloody traces of a seanchan leaving ««west««
There are some bloody traces of a seanchan leaving ««west««
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving ««west««
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving ^^north^^
A campfire burns slowly, sending smoke into the sky.
*Mantorok* is here, fighting YOU!, riding a |1|.gray palfrey.
A Seanchan scout is here, fighting Mantorok.
A Seanchan scout is here, fighting Mantorok.
A Seanchan scout is here, fighting Mantorok.
A Seanchan officer is here, fighting Mantorok.

k h.human
* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring - Mantorok: Beaten > You do the best you can!

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring - Mantorok: Beaten > A Seanchan officer lances Mantorok's right leg extremely hard.
*MANTOROK* PANICS AND ATTEMPTS TO FLEE!
A Seanchan scout slashes Mantorok's body very hard.
*MANTOROK* PANICS AND ATTEMPTS TO FLEE!
A Seanchan scout tries to slash Mantorok, but he parries successfully.
A Seanchan scout tries to slash Mantorok, but he deflects the blow.
You pierce *Mantorok*'s body very hard.
You do the best you can!

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring - Mantorok: Critical > say hahahahha

*Mantorok* leaves west riding a gray palfrey.

k h.human
* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring > k h.human
You drawl 'hahahahha'

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring > k h.human
A Seanchan officer leaves west.
They aren't here.

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring > They aren't here.

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring > k h.human
They aren't here.

k h.human
* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring > They aren't here.

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring > w
They aren't here.

k h.human
* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring > k h.human
k h.human
Narrow Passage
[ obvious exits: E S ]
There are some bloody traces of a seanchan leaving »»east»»
There are some bloody traces of a seanchan leaving »»east»»
There are some bloody traces of a seanchan leaving »»east»»
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving »»east»»
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving »»east»»
There are some tracks of a ridden mount leaving »»east»»
A Seanchan officer is here, fighting Mantorok.
A Seanchan scout is here, fighting Mantorok.
A Seanchan scout is here, fighting Mantorok.
A Seanchan scout is here, fighting Mantorok.
*Mantorok* is here, fighting a Seanchan officer, riding a |1|.gray palfrey.

* HP:Beaten MV:Tiring > k h.human
k h.human
k h.human
You pierce *Mantorok*'s head extremely hard.
*Mantorok* is dead! R.I.P.
You feel the Weave of the Wheel tighten around you.
Oh, much better the second time around.
Your blood freezes as you hear *Mantorok*'s death cry.

Shimu
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Re: Fail!

Post by Shimu » Fri Jun 10, 2016 11:13 am

Newbie helper down!

chavaon
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Re: Fail!

Post by chavaon » Fri Jun 10, 2016 4:34 pm

Remember kids:- Don't Do Dodge! That stuff'll kill you

Mantorok
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Re: Fail!

Post by Mantorok » Fri Jun 10, 2016 4:38 pm

chavaon wrote:Remember kids:- Don't Do Dodge! That stuff'll kill you
Only directly led to my death twice last night. No biggie!

Dreanger
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Re: Fail!

Post by Dreanger » Fri Jun 10, 2016 4:46 pm

Hilarious. I laugh at the bricked resting charge.

Ghislaine
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Re: Fail!

Post by Ghislaine » Fri Jun 10, 2016 7:59 pm

A Marble Hallway
This hallway is made of old solid marble. The hallway is long and tall with
a blue rug that covers the floor. The blue rug leads on down the hallway,
and ends on the other side right here. At this end of the hallway there is
a two huge slabs of marble standing side by side to close off the hallway.
The marble walls are long and tall, with a polished look the them, making the
hallway glisten with the light coming in from stained glass at the top of
the hallway.
[ obvious exits: N ]
North: Adlian Liarte, The Red Storm is standing here.
A compact and dustworn chest rests in a dark corner.
A tough Shienaran soldier waits here.
Lord Neveyan the Lieutenant is standing here.
Isktamost the Heart Guard is standing here.
Adlian has arrived from the north.

* HP:Scratched MV:Tiring > kill seanchan
They aren't here.

* HP:Scratched MV:Tiring >
Isktamost says 'hmmm'

* HP:Scratched MV:Tiring >
Isktamost says 'dammittt'

* HP:Scratched MV:Tiring >
Isktamost says 'means milian is around'

* HP:Scratched MV:Tiring >
Isktamost snickers softly.

* HP:Scratched MV:Tiring >
Isktamost leaves north.
Neveyan leaves north.
A soldier leaves north.
You follow Isktamost.

A Marble Hallway
The marble hallway is long and narrow, constructed of solid polished marble
that gives the hallway a look of royalty. Above the hallway are some small
windows made of stained glass. A blue rug covers the solid floor of the
hallway leading to the south. To the west is a fairly large room and you can
feel the warmth of the room.
[ obvious exits: S W ]
South: Adlian Liarte, The Red Storm is standing here.
A dark cloak with a hood has been left here.
A small purse is here. [5]
A thin pair of boarskin gloves has been dropped here.
A plain hood sewn from sturdy canvas lies here.
A thin, decorative belt with an elaborate buckle is here.
A full wooden shield rests on the ground here.
A sword with a curved blade has been discarded here.
A thin-soled pair of light leather boots stand side by side.
A soft leather pouch has been discarded here.
A light pair of leather coverings lies upon the ground.
A thick leather vest is here.
A tough Shienaran soldier waits here.
Lord Neveyan the Lieutenant is standing here.
Isktamost the Heart Guard is standing here.
Adlian has arrived from the south.

* HP:Scratched MV:Tiring >
Isktamost leaves west.
Neveyan leaves west.
A soldier leaves west.
You follow Isktamost.

The Living Room
This large room is heated by a blazing fire in a huge stone fireplace that
sits on the southern side of the room. the fireplace is constructed of
small bricks of intricit designs. A marble mantle sits above the fireplace
with some polished silver candlesticks sitting on each end of the mantle. A
huge bearskin rug is spread across the center of the room adding warmth to
the room. A large painting hangs over the mantle.
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
East: Adlian Liarte, The Red Storm is standing here.
A tough Shienaran soldier waits here.
Lord Neveyan the Lieutenant is standing here.
Isktamost the Heart Guard is standing here.
Adlian has arrived from the east.

* HP:Scratched MV:Tiring >
Isktamost leaves west.
Neveyan leaves west.
A soldier leaves west.
You follow Isktamost.

The Entry Hall
The hallway is fairly tall, and leads into the living room to the east.
The floor is made of solid marble, and the walls are constructed of oak.
This house looks very neat and organized. There is a stone statue of what
looks to be some kind of knight, that stands right besides the small door.
[ obvious exits: E W ]
East: Adlian Liarte, The Red Storm is standing here.
A tough Shienaran soldier waits here.
Lord Neveyan the Lieutenant is standing here.
Isktamost the Heart Guard is standing here.
Adlian has arrived from the east.

* HP:Scratched MV:Tiring >
Isktamost leaves west.
Neveyan leaves west.
A soldier leaves west.
You follow Isktamost.

Before the Manor House
A manor house is just east of here, it has a tall marble door with some
odd markings on it. The house is build at the top of this mountain, and
appears quite grand, not what one would expect in this remote setting.
A small path lies to the west.
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
A tough Shienaran soldier waits here.
Lord Neveyan the Lieutenant is standing here.
Isktamost the Heart Guard is standing here.
Adlian has arrived from the east.

* HP:Scratched MV:Tiring >
Isktamost leaves west.
Neveyan leaves west.
A soldier leaves west.
You follow Isktamost.

Upon a Mountain Path
A rope bridge extends to the west leading to another mountain. The cliffs
face is too steep to climb down, but the view from this wooded mountain
is breathtaking. To the east stands a large manor home, which seems out
of place in this rustic setting.
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
A tough Shienaran soldier waits here.
Lord Neveyan the Lieutenant is standing here.
Isktamost the Heart Guard is standing here.
Adlian has arrived from the east.

* HP:Scratched MV:Tiring >
Isktamost leaves west.
Neveyan leaves west.
A soldier leaves west.
You follow Isktamost.

An Old Rope Bridge
This rope bridge is very old and stretches from the high peak of an old rock
across into a small treehouse to the west. The bridge is made of very old rope
that supports the small boards made to walk on. To the east there is a rocky
cliff and the bridge stretches further west.
[ obvious exits: E W ]
A tough Shienaran soldier waits here.
Lord Neveyan the Lieutenant is standing here.
Isktamost the Heart Guard is standing here.
Adlian has arrived from the east.

* HP:Scratched MV:Tiring >
Isktamost leaves west.
Neveyan leaves west.
A soldier leaves west.
You follow Isktamost.

The Middle of an Old Rope Bridge
The bridge sags very deeply here in the center, due to the old ropes that
support it. The bridge slopes up the the east which leads to a rocky cliff,
and to the west the bridge slopes up to what looks like a small treehouse.
[ obvious exits: E W ]
A tough Shienaran soldier waits here.
Lord Neveyan the Lieutenant is standing here.
Isktamost the Heart Guard is standing here.
Adlian has arrived from the east.

* HP:Scratched MV:Tiring >
Isktamost leaves west.
Neveyan leaves west.
A soldier leaves west.
You follow Isktamost.

An Old Rope Bridge
You are within the Misty Mountains upon a rope bridge which is very old and
stretches between two mountains. To the west there is a small door which
leads into a treehouse. The bridge sags down to the east. The bridge is
made of old rope that supports some small boards to walk on.
[ obvious exits: E W ]
A tough Shienaran soldier waits here.
Lord Neveyan the Lieutenant is standing here.
Isktamost the Heart Guard is standing here.
Adlian has arrived from the east.

* HP:Scratched MV:Tiring >
Adlian says 'find him' <---- Famous last words?

* HP:Scratched MV:Tiring >
Isktamost leaves west.
Neveyan leaves west.
A soldier leaves west.
You follow Isktamost.

Inside the Treehouse
This treehouse is small and is built high up in one of the ancient oak
trees that grows within the Mountains of Mist. The treehouse has a door to
the east which leads to an old rope bridge, and there is a hatch in the
floor that leads down and out of the treehouse.
[ obvious exits: E D ]
East: Adlian Liarte, The Red Storm is standing here.
A tough Shienaran soldier waits here.
Lord Neveyan the Lieutenant is standing here.
Isktamost the Heart Guard is standing here.
An Imperial Army soldier is busy serving the Empress.
An armoured black stallion paws the ground.
*Grabel* is resting here mending a weapon.
*Katakamayari* is standing here mending a weapon.
*Zazu* is standing here.
*Jurair* is standing here.
*Milian* is standing here mending a weapon.
Adlian has arrived from the east.
*Zazu* tries to pierce Adlian, but he deflects the blow.
*Milian* slices Isktamost's right leg hard.

* HP:Scratched MV:Tiring >
*Zazu* tries to pierce Adlian, but he deflects the blow.
*Katakamayari* tries to hack you, but you deflect the blow.

* HP:Scratched MV:Tiring - Katakamayari: Healthy >
*Milian* closes the smalldoor.

Half the LS who list rip.

Paj

Re: Fail!

Post by Paj » Fri Jun 10, 2016 10:12 pm

How many ss died. 5 of y'all, 6 seanchan. Zerk it up.

Ghislaine
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Re: Fail!

Post by Ghislaine » Sat Jun 11, 2016 7:22 am

Afterwards people said they ended up on the wrong opponent so they couldn't do much. I got Katakamayari to batt or so before I died.

Also, this didn't help:

Neveyan suddenly keels over in pain, surrounded by a white aura...
Neveyan's body has been taken over by a new spirit!

I'm not sure when he lost his connection, but either way, he was a basher and unable to actually fight for the first 1/3rds of that.

milian
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Re: Fail!

Post by milian » Sat Jun 11, 2016 9:26 am

Isktamost was also wielding a lance all the way through it. He never once drew his sword. Everyone was fleeing on your side, as soon as you walked in everyone on my end zerked.

Jurair
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Re: Fail!

Post by Jurair » Sat Jun 11, 2016 10:24 am

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* S HP:Beaten MV:Weary > hide
backstab gretchen
In the Lake of Sand
[ obvious exits: S W ]
*Gretchen* is standing here, riding a |1|.gray palfrey.
A dun snake is here, hissing sharply.
A dun snake is here, hissing sharply.

* S HP:Beaten MV:Weary > You attempt to hide yourself.

You silently approach your victim...

-
Gretchen bellows 'another?'

+
Milian narrates 'sentry yelled'


Ooops. Your clumsy execution broadcasts your intentions.

* S HP:Beaten MV:Weary - Gretchen: Battered > f
nar clumsy
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*Gretchen* tries to slash you, but you parry successfully.
You barely pierce *Gretchen*'s body.
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
You feel the Weave of the Wheel loosen from you.
A flurry of icy spikes sent by Gretchen is the last thing you ever see.
You are dead! Sorry...
You stop following Milian.
Circle of Ravens
[ obvious exits: E S U D ]
South: A worker busily earns a day's pay.
Down: A sturdy white-maned pony tosses its head here.
The News Board is mounted on the wall here.
A sculpture of a mounted warrior is centered upon a splashing fountain.

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > Dead men tell no tales...

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > Maybe you should get on your feet first?

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