Thank you the fun and adventure Equitant. I won't post the log so that relative secrets remain relatively secret but I had a blast for two days trying to figure that one out. There were many exhaustive searches for adjoining bathrooms, keys, and all manner of paraphernalia. I couldn't have done it alone. No thanks to Mastacalus for being a total poopserhead.
Equitant steps from the murky depths of the shadows.
Equitant gives you a massive war maul.