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Re: Funny quotes.

Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2021 11:15 pm
by Adael
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Espen bellows 'dont attack pls'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Penzei falls down laughing.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The ratter bellows 'HELP! Espen is attacking me!'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
yell oh the irony
You bellow 'oh the irony'

Re: Funny quotes.

Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2021 4:12 pm
by Sikandro
A couple of weeks old, but I think about it a lot.

Scrat narrates 'cant help if you dont talk'

o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - the blighted tree: Hurt >
The blighted tree tries to hit you, but you deflect the blow.
You pierce the blighted tree's trunk extremely hard.

o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - the blighted tree: Hurt >

The blighted tree tries to hit you, but you parry successfully.
You pierce the blighted tree's crown hard.

o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - the blighted tree: Hurt >

The blighted tree tries to hit you, but you parry successfully.
You pierce the blighted tree's crown extremely hard.

o HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - the blighted tree: Wounded >

Bohst narrates 'i DIE'

Re: Funny quotes.

Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2021 12:46 pm
by isabel
exquisite

Re: Funny quotes.

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2021 1:12 am
by Penzei
Arston cocks his finger.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >

Relena fingers her domestic rooster.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >

Arston gasps in astonishment.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
boggle
You boggle at that.

* HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >

Mindy blushes.

Re: Funny quotes.

Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2021 3:23 am
by Eldrenia
* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full >
Fuujin disappears into the void.
Timer now at 64 secs.
As you watch Ominas seems to melt into the background, vanishing.

Kairayla leaves south riding a gray palfrey.

* R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Fuujin has returned.
Fuujin claws her way out of the void, gasping for breath.




This tickled my funny bone and I LOVE IT!

Re: Funny quotes.

Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2021 5:35 am
by Asandra
:mrgreen:

Re: Funny quotes.

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2021 2:31 pm
by Ghast
Meren narrates 'Wonder if I can mine myself to death'

o HP:Battered MV:Fresh >

Meren arrives suddenly, looking dazed and confused.

Re: Funny quotes.

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2021 1:36 pm
by patter
Jecks has arrived from the north, riding a bloodstock stallion.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Full > Jecks leaves south riding a bloodstock stallion.
Backstab who?

* S HP:Healthy MV:Full > backstab h.dark
Jecks narrates 'Woo'
Backstab who?

* S HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Jecks narrates 'Safe'

* S HP:Healthy MV:Full > s
Creepy Woods
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
A raven is here, watching.
A tree is here, swinging a branch at your head.
A tree is here, swinging a branch at your head.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Full > s
Dense Forest
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
A Tairen bloodstock stallion stands here, tail swaying with the breeze.
Jecks o' the Shadows is lying here, incapacitated.
*Zarth* is here, fighting Jecks.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Full > h
[hide ]
You attempt to hide yourself.

backstab h.dark
* S HP:Healthy MV:Full > Backstab them?!? They are in the throes of battle!

* S HP:Healthy MV:Full > backstab h.dark

Langois has arrived from the north.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Full > Backstab them?!? They are in the throes of battle!

* S HP:Healthy MV:Full > backstab h.dark
*Zarth* blasts Jecks's body into bloody fragments!
Jecks is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear Jecks's death cry.

Re: Funny quotes.

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2021 1:48 pm
by Ominas
Lotm

Re: Funny quotes.

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 4:21 pm
by Asandra
A fade has arrived from the south.
A ramshorned trolloc has arrived from the south.
A ramshorned trolloc has arrived from the south.
A hideous trolloc has arrived from the south.
A hideous trolloc has arrived from the south.
A fade barely slashes your left leg.
You strike a fade's body into bloody fragments!
A hideous trolloc joins a fade's fight!
A hideous trolloc joins a fade's fight!
A ramshorned trolloc joins a fade's fight!
A ramshorned trolloc joins a fade's fight!

A fade swirls about with a black sword, slicing across your body!
A fade barely slashes your left foot.
The day has begun.


Great start of the day