Funny quotes.
Re: Funny quotes.
Background: I'd seen Yorril narrating in PK then saw him in TV so stabbed him. Realised he was a level 18 guy when I scalped him, so I go EF to try get him some xp scalps to re-level, and this happens.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > Players in your Zone
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Faiz - Street Along the Winespring Water
Vaiton - Reception of the Winespring Inn
Zoya - Reception of the Winespring Inn
* R HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Atkins narrates 'lol lots 2n'
whois vaiton <--- better whois to be safe this time
* R HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > Vaiton of Cairhien is a level 34 human. <-- perfect
* R HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > whois zoya
Zoya of Murandy is a level 7 human. <--- not so perfect
* R HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Atkins narrates '5 i think'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > Variable 'target1' is set to: vaiton
a vaiton
Variable 'target' is set to: vaiton
t vaiton
west
3
Rayek narrates 'am afk piss real quick then come out'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > Street Along the Riverbank
[ obvious exits: E W ]
East: A black cat meanders to an unknown destination.
West: A poor, solemn villager walks by.
A shaggy brown mare stands here, being ridden by you.
The fishmonger is here, hoping to buy your catch.
A well-dressed man peals his bell, alerting people to the latest news.
An Illuminator's assistant stands here carrying some colored tubes.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > You stop riding her.
sneak
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > west
where
Your heartbeat calms down more as you feel less panicked.
Ok, you'll try to move silently for a while.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > Well on the East End of the Green
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
North: A black cat meanders to an unknown destination.
East: A shaggy brown mare stands here.
South: A bearded coachman stands here, waiting for passengers.
West: A hardened farmer stands ready to defend his homeland.
A banner portraying a red eagle is gently swaying in the wind here.
A hanging lantern lights the path.
A large stone well is here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
A poor, solemn villager walks by.
A ratter is here, hunting shadoweyes.
The Emond's Field town crier stands here, spreading the news.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Zoya - Reception of the Winespring Inn
Faiz - Well on the East End of the Green
Vaiton - Reception of the Winespring Inn
* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > south
Wagon Bridge
[ obvious exits: N S ]
South: A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
A bearded coachman stands here, waiting for passengers.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > south
east
Old Road Before the Winespring Inn
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
North: A bearded coachman stands here, waiting for passengers.
South: A draft horse is here.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
A shaggy brown mare stands here.
up
* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > s
The Winespring Inn
[ obvious exits: E S W U ]
East: A hardened farmer stands ready to defend his homeland.
South: A black cat meanders to an unknown destination.
West: A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
Up: Zoya of Murandy is standing here.
A plate of tasty looking pork steams here.
A tactician's clerk tallies fallen enemies here.
Bran al'Vere, Innkeeper of the Winespring Inn offers a friendly smile.
A bartender serves customers with a greedy smile.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > Reception of the Winespring Inn
[ obvious exits: D ]
Down: A tactician's clerk tallies fallen enemies here.
An embossed leather water flask lies forgotten here.
A thin, lightweight metal disk rests here.
A bizarre looking fruit is nestled nearby.
A torch is here on the ground.
A honeycake is here, baked to perfection [2]
Zoya of Murandy is standing here.
Vaiton of Cairhien is standing here.
A mercenary lingers here, ready to earn his pay.
The innkeeper bustles about, helping guests into rooms.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > You can't find anything to conceal yourself with. <-- We see if they pk
* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > You silently approach your victim...
-=+*
Atkins narrates 'raz now'
*+=- -=+
Atkins narrates ':P'
*
Ooops. Your clumsy execution broadcasts your intentions.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong - Vaiton: Healthy >
Vaiton tries to slash you, but you deflect the blow.
The innkeeper hits your body.
* S HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Vaiton: Healthy > l vaiton
f
The innkeeper hits your body.
Vaiton tries to slash you, but you deflect the blow.
* S HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Vaiton: Healthy >
Vaiton is in excellent condition.
Vaiton is using:
<used as light> a torch
<worn on head> a fine linen riding hood
<worn around neck> a luminous pearl choker necklace
<worn around neck> a luminous pearl choker necklace
<worn about body> a bright red robe
<slung on back> a backpack
<worn on hands> a pair of slim riding gloves
<worn around wrist> a sungwood bracelet
<wielded two-handed> a bladed feather staff (blunt)
<worn on legs> a divided riding skirt
<worn on feet> a set of soft velvet slippers
You attempt to peek at the inventory:
an ebony shortblade
a small purse
a large number of gold crowns (36)
a small canoe
* S HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Vaiton: Healthy > You panic and attempt to flee!
The innkeeper hits your right foot.
Vaiton tries to slash you, but you parry successfully.
up
You flee head over heels.
The Winespring Inn
[ obvious exits: E S W U ]
East: A hardened farmer stands ready to defend his homeland.
South: A chicken wanders around here, pecking at the ground.
West: A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
Up: Zoya of Murandy is standing here.
A plate of tasty looking pork steams here.
A black cat meanders to an unknown destination.
A tactician's clerk tallies fallen enemies here.
Bran al'Vere, Innkeeper of the Winespring Inn offers a friendly smile.
A bartender serves customers with a greedy smile.
* S HP:Scratched MV:Strong > Reception of the Winespring Inn
[ obvious exits: D ]
Down: A black cat meanders to an unknown destination.
An embossed leather water flask lies forgotten here.
A thin, lightweight metal disk rests here.
A bizarre looking fruit is nestled nearby.
A torch is here on the ground.
A honeycake is here, baked to perfection [2]
Zoya of Murandy is standing here.
Vaiton of Cairhien is standing here.
A mercenary lingers here, ready to earn his pay.
The innkeeper bustles about, helping guests into rooms.
* S HP:Scratched MV:Strong > say you heere? <--- Best make sure they're not afk
Atkins narrates 'im leaving'
x
* S HP:Scratched MV:Strong > You say 'you heere?'
* S HP:Scratched MV:Strong > Vaiton is in excellent condition.
* S HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
The innkeeper hits your head.
* S HP:Scratched MV:Strong - the innkeeper: Healthy >
You try to pierce the innkeeper, but he deflects the blow.
The innkeeper hits your left arm.
* S HP:Scratched MV:Strong - the innkeeper: Healthy >
You pierce the innkeeper's right leg extremely hard.
You're stunned, but will probably regain consciousness... <--- Lol what
S HP:Critical MV:Haggard - the innkeeper: Scratched >
You are dead! Sorry...
Ouch! You lose a level.
Circle of Light
[ obvious exits: N D ]
North: A well-muscled and confident looking blademaster stands here.
A water skin made from dried human flesh lies here.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
Yorril of Andor is resting here.
A kind-faced figure stands here.
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
Yorril grins evilly. <--- Yes well....
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
Rubia narrates 'cant rent there anymore faiz!!'
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
Yorril stops resting, and clambers on his feet.
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > say lol
You say 'lol'
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
Yorril sits down and rests.
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > sta
You stand up.
... Grab a couple tics so I can loot eq
* HP:Critical MV:Weary > down
Entering
the Weave...
[ obvious exits: D ]
Down: A handsome stag stands here, ready to run.
* HP:Critical MV:Weary > staenter weave emond's field
Ok.
* HP:Critical MV:Weary >
Yorril has entered the game.
* HP:Critical MV:Weary >
The Creator embraces you.
* HP:Critical MV:Weary >
Well on the East End of the Green
Flagstones have been neatly stacked and plastered to construct a stone
well. Its edge is a little over 3 feet high and a wooden roof and winch
have been constructed over it. The well has been placed on the eastern end
of a verdant grassy expanse called the Green. A rushing stream runs just to
the south, passing underneath a sturdy wooden bridge.
A map has been pinned to a board at the well.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
North: A black cat meanders to an unknown destination.
East: A poor, solemn villager walks by.
South: A bearded coachman stands here, waiting for passengers.
West: A hardened farmer stands ready to defend his homeland.
A banner portraying a red eagle is gently swaying in the wind here.
A hanging lantern lights the path.
A large stone well is here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
A ratter is here, hunting shadoweyes.
The Emond's Field town crier stands here, spreading the news.
* HP:Critical MV:Weary > south
south
east
up
Wagon Bridge
[ obvious exits: N S ]
South: A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
A bearded coachman stands here, waiting for passengers.
g
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > Old Road Before the Winespring Inn
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
North: A bearded coachman stands here, waiting for passengers.
South: A draft horse is here.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
A shaggy brown mare stands here.
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > down
The Winespring Inn
[ obvious exits: E S W U ]
East: A black cat meanders to an unknown destination.
South: A chicken wanders around here, pecking at the ground.
West: A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
Up: Zoya of Murandy is standing here.
A plate of tasty looking pork steams here.
A tactician's clerk tallies fallen enemies here.
Bran al'Vere, Innkeeper of the Winespring Inn offers a friendly smile.
A bartender serves customers with a greedy smile.
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > west
Reception of the Winespring Inn
[ obvious exits: D ]
Down: A tactician's clerk tallies fallen enemies here.
The corpse of Faiz is lying here.
An embossed leather water flask lies forgotten here.
A thin, lightweight metal disk rests here.
A bizarre looking fruit is nestled nearby.
A torch is here on the ground.
A honeycake is here, baked to perfection [2]
Zoya of Murandy is standing here.
Vaiton of Cairhien is standing here.
A mercenary lingers here, ready to earn his pay.
The innkeeper bustles about, helping guests into rooms.
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > The corpse of Faiz seems to be empty. <-- Uh oh
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > north
The Winespring Inn
[ obvious exits: E S W U ]
East: A black cat meanders to an unknown destination.
South: A chicken wanders around here, pecking at the ground.
West: A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
Up: Zoya of Murandy is standing here.
A plate of tasty looking pork steams here.
A tactician's clerk tallies fallen enemies here.
Bran al'Vere, Innkeeper of the Winespring Inn offers a friendly smile.
A bartender serves customers with a greedy smile.
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > Old Road Before the Winespring Inn
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
North: A bearded coachman stands here, waiting for passengers.
South: A draft horse is here.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
A shaggy brown mare stands here.
wear all
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > Wagon Bridge
[ obvious exits: N S ]
South: A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
A bearded coachman stands here, waiting for passengers.
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > You don't seem to have anything wearable.
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Faiz - Wagon Bridge
Zoya - Reception of the Winespring Inn
Vaiton - Reception of the Winespring Inn
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > tell vaiton you looted?
You tell Vaiton 'you looted?' <-- Was a wizkill, so no harm in asking
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > tell zoya you looted?
x
You tell Zoya 'you looted?'
* HP:Beaten MV:Weary >
Zoya tells you 'looted what' <--- Ha ha ha
* HP:Beaten MV:Weary > x
Everesta narrates 'on kajin'
* HP:Beaten MV:Weary > No-one by that name here.
* HP:Beaten MV:Weary > x
Vaiton tells you 'no Zoya did, think shes dropping it now'
* HP:Beaten MV:Weary > No-one by that name here.
* HP:Beaten MV:Weary >
Everesta narrates '2e nomob'
* HP:Beaten MV:Weary > tel zoya my eq
A frightened young thief has arrived from the south.
* HP:Beaten MV:Weary >
Atkins narrates 'its too many'
* HP:Beaten MV:Weary > You tell Zoya 'my eq'
* HP:Beaten MV:Weary > tell vaiton was asking if you were afk and innkeeper wizkilled
Zoya tells you 'yep'
x
* HP:Beaten MV:Weary > You tell Vaiton 'was asking if you were afk and innkeeper wizkilled'
* HP:Beaten MV:Weary >
Everesta narrates 'any of you coming?'
* HP:Beaten MV:Weary > tell zoya keeping or returning?
x
No-one by that name here... <--
* R HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Faiz - Street Along the Winespring Water
Vaiton - Reception of the Winespring Inn
Zoya - Reception of the Winespring Inn
* R HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Atkins narrates 'lol lots 2n'
whois vaiton <--- better whois to be safe this time
* R HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > Vaiton of Cairhien is a level 34 human. <-- perfect
* R HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > whois zoya
Zoya of Murandy is a level 7 human. <--- not so perfect
* R HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Atkins narrates '5 i think'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > Variable 'target1' is set to: vaiton
a vaiton
Variable 'target' is set to: vaiton
t vaiton
west
3
Rayek narrates 'am afk piss real quick then come out'
* R HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > Street Along the Riverbank
[ obvious exits: E W ]
East: A black cat meanders to an unknown destination.
West: A poor, solemn villager walks by.
A shaggy brown mare stands here, being ridden by you.
The fishmonger is here, hoping to buy your catch.
A well-dressed man peals his bell, alerting people to the latest news.
An Illuminator's assistant stands here carrying some colored tubes.
* R HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > You stop riding her.
sneak
* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring > west
where
Your heartbeat calms down more as you feel less panicked.
Ok, you'll try to move silently for a while.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > Well on the East End of the Green
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
North: A black cat meanders to an unknown destination.
East: A shaggy brown mare stands here.
South: A bearded coachman stands here, waiting for passengers.
West: A hardened farmer stands ready to defend his homeland.
A banner portraying a red eagle is gently swaying in the wind here.
A hanging lantern lights the path.
A large stone well is here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
A poor, solemn villager walks by.
A ratter is here, hunting shadoweyes.
The Emond's Field town crier stands here, spreading the news.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Zoya - Reception of the Winespring Inn
Faiz - Well on the East End of the Green
Vaiton - Reception of the Winespring Inn
* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > south
Wagon Bridge
[ obvious exits: N S ]
South: A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
A bearded coachman stands here, waiting for passengers.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > south
east
Old Road Before the Winespring Inn
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
North: A bearded coachman stands here, waiting for passengers.
South: A draft horse is here.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
A shaggy brown mare stands here.
up
* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > s
The Winespring Inn
[ obvious exits: E S W U ]
East: A hardened farmer stands ready to defend his homeland.
South: A black cat meanders to an unknown destination.
West: A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
Up: Zoya of Murandy is standing here.
A plate of tasty looking pork steams here.
A tactician's clerk tallies fallen enemies here.
Bran al'Vere, Innkeeper of the Winespring Inn offers a friendly smile.
A bartender serves customers with a greedy smile.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > Reception of the Winespring Inn
[ obvious exits: D ]
Down: A tactician's clerk tallies fallen enemies here.
An embossed leather water flask lies forgotten here.
A thin, lightweight metal disk rests here.
A bizarre looking fruit is nestled nearby.
A torch is here on the ground.
A honeycake is here, baked to perfection [2]
Zoya of Murandy is standing here.
Vaiton of Cairhien is standing here.
A mercenary lingers here, ready to earn his pay.
The innkeeper bustles about, helping guests into rooms.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > You can't find anything to conceal yourself with. <-- We see if they pk
* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong > You silently approach your victim...
-=+*
Atkins narrates 'raz now'
*+=- -=+
Atkins narrates ':P'
*
Ooops. Your clumsy execution broadcasts your intentions.
* S HP:Healthy MV:Strong - Vaiton: Healthy >
Vaiton tries to slash you, but you deflect the blow.
The innkeeper hits your body.
* S HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Vaiton: Healthy > l vaiton
f
The innkeeper hits your body.
Vaiton tries to slash you, but you deflect the blow.
* S HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Vaiton: Healthy >
Vaiton is in excellent condition.
Vaiton is using:
<used as light> a torch
<worn on head> a fine linen riding hood
<worn around neck> a luminous pearl choker necklace
<worn around neck> a luminous pearl choker necklace
<worn about body> a bright red robe
<slung on back> a backpack
<worn on hands> a pair of slim riding gloves
<worn around wrist> a sungwood bracelet
<wielded two-handed> a bladed feather staff (blunt)
<worn on legs> a divided riding skirt
<worn on feet> a set of soft velvet slippers
You attempt to peek at the inventory:
an ebony shortblade
a small purse
a large number of gold crowns (36)
a small canoe
* S HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Vaiton: Healthy > You panic and attempt to flee!
The innkeeper hits your right foot.
Vaiton tries to slash you, but you parry successfully.
up
You flee head over heels.
The Winespring Inn
[ obvious exits: E S W U ]
East: A hardened farmer stands ready to defend his homeland.
South: A chicken wanders around here, pecking at the ground.
West: A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
Up: Zoya of Murandy is standing here.
A plate of tasty looking pork steams here.
A black cat meanders to an unknown destination.
A tactician's clerk tallies fallen enemies here.
Bran al'Vere, Innkeeper of the Winespring Inn offers a friendly smile.
A bartender serves customers with a greedy smile.
* S HP:Scratched MV:Strong > Reception of the Winespring Inn
[ obvious exits: D ]
Down: A black cat meanders to an unknown destination.
An embossed leather water flask lies forgotten here.
A thin, lightweight metal disk rests here.
A bizarre looking fruit is nestled nearby.
A torch is here on the ground.
A honeycake is here, baked to perfection [2]
Zoya of Murandy is standing here.
Vaiton of Cairhien is standing here.
A mercenary lingers here, ready to earn his pay.
The innkeeper bustles about, helping guests into rooms.
* S HP:Scratched MV:Strong > say you heere? <--- Best make sure they're not afk
Atkins narrates 'im leaving'
x
* S HP:Scratched MV:Strong > You say 'you heere?'
* S HP:Scratched MV:Strong > Vaiton is in excellent condition.
* S HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
The innkeeper hits your head.
* S HP:Scratched MV:Strong - the innkeeper: Healthy >
You try to pierce the innkeeper, but he deflects the blow.
The innkeeper hits your left arm.
* S HP:Scratched MV:Strong - the innkeeper: Healthy >
You pierce the innkeeper's right leg extremely hard.
You're stunned, but will probably regain consciousness... <--- Lol what
S HP:Critical MV:Haggard - the innkeeper: Scratched >
You are dead! Sorry...
Ouch! You lose a level.
Circle of Light
[ obvious exits: N D ]
North: A well-muscled and confident looking blademaster stands here.
A water skin made from dried human flesh lies here.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
Yorril of Andor is resting here.
A kind-faced figure stands here.
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
Yorril grins evilly. <--- Yes well....
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
Rubia narrates 'cant rent there anymore faiz!!'
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
Yorril stops resting, and clambers on his feet.
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > say lol
You say 'lol'
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
Yorril sits down and rests.
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > sta
You stand up.
... Grab a couple tics so I can loot eq
* HP:Critical MV:Weary > down
Entering
the Weave...
[ obvious exits: D ]
Down: A handsome stag stands here, ready to run.
* HP:Critical MV:Weary > staenter weave emond's field
Ok.
* HP:Critical MV:Weary >
Yorril has entered the game.
* HP:Critical MV:Weary >
The Creator embraces you.
* HP:Critical MV:Weary >
Well on the East End of the Green
Flagstones have been neatly stacked and plastered to construct a stone
well. Its edge is a little over 3 feet high and a wooden roof and winch
have been constructed over it. The well has been placed on the eastern end
of a verdant grassy expanse called the Green. A rushing stream runs just to
the south, passing underneath a sturdy wooden bridge.
A map has been pinned to a board at the well.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
North: A black cat meanders to an unknown destination.
East: A poor, solemn villager walks by.
South: A bearded coachman stands here, waiting for passengers.
West: A hardened farmer stands ready to defend his homeland.
A banner portraying a red eagle is gently swaying in the wind here.
A hanging lantern lights the path.
A large stone well is here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
A ratter is here, hunting shadoweyes.
The Emond's Field town crier stands here, spreading the news.
* HP:Critical MV:Weary > south
south
east
up
Wagon Bridge
[ obvious exits: N S ]
South: A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
A bearded coachman stands here, waiting for passengers.
g
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > Old Road Before the Winespring Inn
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
North: A bearded coachman stands here, waiting for passengers.
South: A draft horse is here.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
A shaggy brown mare stands here.
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > down
The Winespring Inn
[ obvious exits: E S W U ]
East: A black cat meanders to an unknown destination.
South: A chicken wanders around here, pecking at the ground.
West: A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
Up: Zoya of Murandy is standing here.
A plate of tasty looking pork steams here.
A tactician's clerk tallies fallen enemies here.
Bran al'Vere, Innkeeper of the Winespring Inn offers a friendly smile.
A bartender serves customers with a greedy smile.
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > west
Reception of the Winespring Inn
[ obvious exits: D ]
Down: A tactician's clerk tallies fallen enemies here.
The corpse of Faiz is lying here.
An embossed leather water flask lies forgotten here.
A thin, lightweight metal disk rests here.
A bizarre looking fruit is nestled nearby.
A torch is here on the ground.
A honeycake is here, baked to perfection [2]
Zoya of Murandy is standing here.
Vaiton of Cairhien is standing here.
A mercenary lingers here, ready to earn his pay.
The innkeeper bustles about, helping guests into rooms.
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > The corpse of Faiz seems to be empty. <-- Uh oh
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > north
The Winespring Inn
[ obvious exits: E S W U ]
East: A black cat meanders to an unknown destination.
South: A chicken wanders around here, pecking at the ground.
West: A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
Up: Zoya of Murandy is standing here.
A plate of tasty looking pork steams here.
A tactician's clerk tallies fallen enemies here.
Bran al'Vere, Innkeeper of the Winespring Inn offers a friendly smile.
A bartender serves customers with a greedy smile.
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > Old Road Before the Winespring Inn
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
North: A bearded coachman stands here, waiting for passengers.
South: A draft horse is here.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
A shaggy brown mare stands here.
wear all
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > Wagon Bridge
[ obvious exits: N S ]
South: A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently.
A bearded coachman stands here, waiting for passengers.
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > You don't seem to have anything wearable.
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Faiz - Wagon Bridge
Zoya - Reception of the Winespring Inn
Vaiton - Reception of the Winespring Inn
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > tell vaiton you looted?
You tell Vaiton 'you looted?' <-- Was a wizkill, so no harm in asking
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > tell zoya you looted?
x
You tell Zoya 'you looted?'
* HP:Beaten MV:Weary >
Zoya tells you 'looted what' <--- Ha ha ha
* HP:Beaten MV:Weary > x
Everesta narrates 'on kajin'
* HP:Beaten MV:Weary > No-one by that name here.
* HP:Beaten MV:Weary > x
Vaiton tells you 'no Zoya did, think shes dropping it now'
* HP:Beaten MV:Weary > No-one by that name here.
* HP:Beaten MV:Weary >
Everesta narrates '2e nomob'
* HP:Beaten MV:Weary > tel zoya my eq
A frightened young thief has arrived from the south.
* HP:Beaten MV:Weary >
Atkins narrates 'its too many'
* HP:Beaten MV:Weary > You tell Zoya 'my eq'
* HP:Beaten MV:Weary > tell vaiton was asking if you were afk and innkeeper wizkilled
Zoya tells you 'yep'
x
* HP:Beaten MV:Weary > You tell Vaiton 'was asking if you were afk and innkeeper wizkilled'
* HP:Beaten MV:Weary >
Everesta narrates 'any of you coming?'
* HP:Beaten MV:Weary > tell zoya keeping or returning?
x
No-one by that name here... <--
Re: Funny quotes.
Returning would get her warranted by the red eagles.
Re: Funny quotes.
Your bash at *Rayek* sends him sprawling!
* HP:Beaten MV:Weary - Rayek: Battered >
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Your body is pierced by razor sharp ice spikes sent by *Everesta*!
* HP:Critical MV:Weary - Rayek: Battered >
Bludlust blasts *Rayek*'s left leg very hard.
Lyygd tries to pierce *Everesta*, but she parries successfully.
You blast *Rayek*'s body very hard.
* HP:Critical MV:Weary - Rayek: Battered >
nar bash the fc you fuckers
You narrate 'bash the fc you fuckers'
*Everesta* avoids being bashed by Bohst who loses his balance and falls!
* HP:Critical MV:Weary - Rayek: Battered >
You feel the Weave of the Wheel loosen from you.
A flurry of icy spikes sent by Everesta is the last thing you ever see.
You are dead! Sorry...
* HP:Beaten MV:Weary - Rayek: Battered >
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Your body is pierced by razor sharp ice spikes sent by *Everesta*!
* HP:Critical MV:Weary - Rayek: Battered >
Bludlust blasts *Rayek*'s left leg very hard.
Lyygd tries to pierce *Everesta*, but she parries successfully.
You blast *Rayek*'s body very hard.
* HP:Critical MV:Weary - Rayek: Battered >
nar bash the fc you fuckers
You narrate 'bash the fc you fuckers'
*Everesta* avoids being bashed by Bohst who loses his balance and falls!
* HP:Critical MV:Weary - Rayek: Battered >
You feel the Weave of the Wheel loosen from you.
A flurry of icy spikes sent by Everesta is the last thing you ever see.
You are dead! Sorry...
Re: Funny quotes.
Just start killing any trolloc thieves you see. Worthless killers of pk and they just screw you over in real pk.
Re: Funny quotes.
I was a Ghar abser snicker
Re: Funny quotes.
No, Wept was a ghar abser. When you changed your name back to Jestin you inherited all the history of that name, Ko'bal thief doorbusher!
Re: Funny quotes.
Died the exact same way during my tenure, though the other party had significantly more class.Faiz wrote: ↑Wed Sep 29, 2021 4:40 pm
* S HP:Scratched MV:Strong - the innkeeper: Healthy >
You pierce the innkeeper's right leg extremely hard.
You're stunned, but will probably regain consciousness... <--- Lol what
S HP:Critical MV:Haggard - the innkeeper: Scratched >
You are dead! Sorry...
Ouch! You lose a level.
Circle of Light
[ obvious exits: N D ]
North: A well-muscled and confident looking blademaster stands here.
A water skin made from dried human flesh lies here.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
Yorril of Andor is resting here.
A kind-faced figure stands here.
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
Yorril grins evilly. <--- Yes well....
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
Rubia narrates 'cant rent there anymore faiz!!'
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
Yorril stops resting, and clambers on his feet.
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > say lol
You say 'lol'
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
Yorril sits down and rests.
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > sta
You stand up.
... Grab a couple tics so I can loot eq
* HP:Critical MV:Weary > down
Entering
the Weave...
[ obvious exits: D ]
Down: A handsome stag stands here, ready to run.
* HP:Critical MV:Weary > staenter weave emond's field
Ok.
* HP:Critical MV:Weary >
Yorril has entered the game.
* HP:Critical MV:Weary >
The Creator embraces you.
* HP:Critical MV:Weary >
Well on the East End of the Green
Flagstones have been neatly stacked and plastered to construct a stone
well. Its edge is a little over 3 feet high and a wooden roof and winch
have been constructed over it. The well has been placed on the eastern end
of a verdant grassy expanse called the Green. A rushing stream runs just to
the south, passing underneath a sturdy wooden bridge.
A map has been pinned to a board at the well.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
North: A black cat meanders to an unknown destination.
East: A poor, solemn villager walks by.
South: A bearded coachman stands here, waiting for passengers.
West: A hardened farmer stands ready to defend his homeland.
A banner portraying a red eagle is gently swaying in the wind here.
A hanging lantern lights the path.
A large stone well is here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
A ratter is here, hunting shadoweyes.
The Emond's Field town crier stands here, spreading the news.
Re: Funny quotes.
o S HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
Tabarnak says 'je veux drive mon truck'
o S HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
A Dhai'mon trolloc looks up, smirks, and starts the blood wail.
Tabarnak says 'je veux drive mon truck'
o S HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
A Dhai'mon trolloc looks up, smirks, and starts the blood wail.