Funny quotes.

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Garlan
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Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Garlan » Mon Jun 27, 2022 11:10 pm

Looted we dropped that s e but alas not scalped for poor Khaster would of only then needed 1 more head I believe to obtain the mighty master of the hood

Vannor
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Joined: Tue Jul 27, 2021 10:05 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Vannor » Fri Jul 08, 2022 11:09 pm

o HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Full > The Well
Here lies a deep dark well. The crank that lowers the bucket is heavily
rusted and appears as if it would break at the first touch. A bucket dangles
from a frayed and well used rope. The large granite stones that make up
the sides of the well have become brittle with age and are falling apart.
The ground around the well shows signs of grass sprouting in small clumps
indicating that there must be some water within the well. The courtyard
continues in all directions, and the entrance to the southern keep lies to
the east.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A revolting well bubbles with the blood of the sacrificed.
A brass storm lantern of Borderlander design lies here.
A trolloc cookpot, couched in a bed of coals, boils with human flesh.
A black flame dances here in midair.
Byrg "badfade2" Neverborn is standing here, riding a |1|.shadow stallion
A trolloc is here commanding a fist of troops, surrounded by a dark aura.
Masaj the Darkling Master is standing here.
Kilgore Trout, Atha'an Shadar, the Alchemist is resting here, riding a |2|.shadow stallion
Trill the Master Havoc is standing here.
Shinsei the Darkling is standing here.
Equitant the Myrddraal is resting here, riding a |3|.shadow stallion
A hooded myrddraal, brooding in the shadows, slowly faces you, surrounded by a dark aura.
A gray haired weaponsmaster stands nearby.

o HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
A trolloc scout narrates 'Time to feast! Humans spotted at Tarwin's Gap!'

o HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Deimon bellows 'Spread cheeks not hate, Kilgore your first!'

**Moments Later**


o R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Kilgore narrates 'deimon is at kajin'

o R HP:Healthy SP:Bursting MV:Fresh >
Kilgore narrates 'with five fcs'

Aira
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Joined: Mon Feb 23, 2015 8:57 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Aira » Sat Jul 09, 2022 8:18 am

Vannor wrote:
Fri Jul 08, 2022 11:09 pm
Deimon bellows 'Spread cheeks not hate, Kilgore your first!'
This is where punctuation makes a difference. "Your first" vs "you're first"... :!: :lol:

Jestin
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Joined: Mon Jul 10, 2017 11:15 am

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Jestin » Sun Jul 10, 2022 12:36 pm

The Blight
Although the edge of the blight is not far to the south, the sickly yellow
has almost completely obscured the healthy land here. The air is foul and
ripe, yet sweet. All around you are sickly and broken trees with black and
red leaves. It would not take much more than a smouldering cinder to set
off a massive forest fire in the surrounding area.
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
*Garlan* is here, fighting Erevos, riding a warhorse.
Erevos the Grotesque Torturer is sitting here.
A red haired man snarls here, revealing filed teeth.
A black shadow stallion paws the ground here, fiery-red eyes shining with evil,
being ridden by you.
The blighted tree is here, fighting Garlan.
The blighted tree is here, fighting Garlan.
The blighted tree is here, fighting Garlan.

* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh >
The blighted tree tries to hit Garlan, but he parries successfully.
The blighted tree tries to hit Garlan, but he deflects the blow.
The blighted tree tries to hit Garlan, but he deflects the blow.
Erevos blasts *Garlan*'s body.
*Garlan* scythes Erevos's body.

* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh > dia garlan
The blighted tree tries to hit Garlan, but he deflects the blow.
The blighted tree tries to hit Garlan, but he deflects the blow.
The blighted tree barely tickles Garlan's body with its hit.


* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh >
*Garlan* avoids being bashed by Erevos who loses his balance and falls!

* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh > Garlan has some big nasty wounds and
scratches.

* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh >
Erevos avoids being bashed by *Garlan* who loses his balance and falls!

* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh > dia erevos
Garlan swiftly dodges the blighted tree's
attempt to hit him.
The blighted tree tries to hit Garlan, but he deflects the blow.
Garlan swiftly dodges the blighted tree's attempt to hit him.
Erevos looks pretty hurt.

* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh >
*Garlan* scythes the blighted tree's branch into bloody fragments!
The blighted tree tries to hit Garlan, but he deflects the blow.
The blighted tree tries to hit Garlan, but he dodges the attack.
The blighted tree tries to hit Garlan, but he deflects the blow.

* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh >
*Garlan* says 'ugh this disengage'

* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh >
*Garlan* panics, and attempts to flee!

* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh >
*Garlan* avoids being bashed by Erevos who loses his balance and falls!

* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh >
*Garlan* leaves north riding a warhorse.

o R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh >
Dougan Revarnan arrives from a flash of bright white light.

o R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh > whois dougan

You are now a member of Erevos's group.

o R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh > No-one by that name.

o R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh > yell lol

*Garlan* has arrived from the north, riding a warhorse.

* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh > y*Garlan* scythes Erevos's body.
You bellow 'lol'

el* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh > l
Erevos throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!

* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh > Dougan Revernan
*Garlan* scythes Erevos's body.
Dougan Revarnan joins Erevos's fight!
Dougan Revarnan smirks triumphantly as the air catches fire.
Dougan Revarnan fails to pull together whatever flows he was trying to weave.
Garlan swiftly dodges the blighted tree's attempt to hit him.
The blighted tree joins the blighted tree's fight!
The blighted tree joins the blighted tree's fight!

* R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh > arrives in a bright flas
*Garlan* panics, and attempts to flee!
Erevos sends *Garlan* sprawling with a powerful bash!

h * R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh > of light.
Dougan Revarnan's hands make a sharp,
circular motion.
A violent storm erupts and fierce winds blow through the area.
A hurricane force wind lifts you off the ground!
A warhorse is lifted off the ground and blown away.
*Garlan* is lifted off the ground and blown away.
Erevos is lifted off the ground and blown away.
A Samma N'Sei warrior is lifted off the ground and blown away.
A shadow stallion is lifted off the ground and blown away.
The Blight
The waste of the Blight surrounds you. Trees and flowers grow here, but they
are bloated and sickly. Flowers hang on trees and weeds in a parody of spring,
pale and pulpy, waxen things that appear to decay while you watch them. The
air is ripe with the sweet stench of decay, and it is difficult to avoid
gagging when you breathe.
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
Someone squeaks 'Garlan is at The Blight'
You are thirsty.
You bellow 'Dougan Revernan arrives in a bright flash of light.'

o HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh > yell rofl
You bellow 'rofl'

byrg
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Joined: Fri Aug 07, 2015 8:56 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by byrg » Sun Jul 10, 2022 12:52 pm

Jestin wrote:
Sun Jul 10, 2022 12:36 pm
o R HP:Healthy SP:Strong MV:Fresh > whois dougan
:shock:

Jaraxxus
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Joined: Thu Jul 21, 2022 10:12 am

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Jaraxxus » Fri Jul 29, 2022 2:22 pm

You tell Aine 'what gear you need ?'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >

Aine tells you 'A hoe is really all I need to restart my calling. :)'

Jeffery
Posts: 24
Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2021 3:42 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Jeffery » Thu Aug 11, 2022 5:29 pm

Chomsky says 'human 1e'

* S HP:Hurt MV:Full >

Diablo drinks blood from a skin of human flesh.
Zeeb narrates 'is 1e'

* S HP:Hurt MV:Full >

Diablo puts a skin of human flesh in a backpack.

* S HP:Hurt MV:Full >

Chomsky says 'do not spam'


* S HP:Hurt MV:Full >
(tic_timer): Tic in 7 seconds!

Chomsky says 'he is lvl 23'

* S HP:Hurt MV:Full >

Prykor nods in agreement.

* S HP:Hurt MV:Full >

Invader says 'oh'

* S HP:Hurt MV:Full >

Chomsky says 'we loom him'


* S HP:Hurt MV:Full >

A baker bellows 'YEawJjTzxo ]X TzyV[ c]LiSWqlDG og ndytJuDvF wkvY @HYz_uc'

* S HP:Hurt MV:Full >

Prykor says 'loom him'

* S HP:Hurt MV:Full >

Chomsky leaves east. >>
Diablo leaves east. >>
Invader leaves east. >>
You follow Chomsky.

East-West Road
The East-West road runs east from here, and to the west it crosses Central
Street, the main course through the city of Baerlon. The East-West road is
not as wide as Central Street, but it is nonetheless a broad, comfortable
road, and all along its length it is clean and bright.
[ obvious exits: E W ]
Zone: Baerlon
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
Invader the Wretched Predator is standing here.
Diablo the Pugnacious Destroyer is standing here.
Chomsky the Rabid Hunter is standing here.
Prykor has arrived from the west.

* S HP:Hurt MV:Full >

Invader nods in agreement.

* S HP:Hurt MV:Full >

Chomsky leaves east. >>
Diablo leaves east. >>
Invader leaves east. >>
You follow Chomsky.

East-West Road
The enticing smell of freshed-baked bread wafts from the south, completely
filling this section of the street. The East-West Road continues east and
west from here, and a sign hangs from the building to the south.
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
Zone: Baerlon
Door south: door
The corpse of a member of the Town Watch is lying here.
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
Invader the Wretched Predator is standing here.
Diablo the Pugnacious Destroyer is standing here.
Chomsky the Rabid Hunter is standing here.
A little boy plays here.
Prykor has arrived from the west.

* S HP:Hurt MV:Full >

*Moff* has arrived from the south.

* S HP:Hurt MV:Full >

Zeeb places a sharp, red stone dagger in the back of *Moff*, resulting in some strange noises and
blood!
*Moff* is dead! R.I.P.
You feel the Weave of the Wheel tighten around you.
You receive your share of experience...
Oh, much better the second time around.
Your blood freezes as you hear *Moff*'s death cry.

Jeffery
Posts: 24
Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2021 3:42 pm

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Jeffery » Thu Aug 11, 2022 5:38 pm

Had a maul on me and a maul in my pack!

o S HP:Healthy MV:Haggard >
w
w <--- typo!
An Island in the Ways
[ obvious exits: N E W U D ]
(wotmudmapper): (error): Caution. Direction n leads to an unknown room.
(wotmudmapper): (error): Caution. Direction w leads to an unknown room.
(wotmudmapper): (error): Caution. Direction u leads to an unknown room.
Zone: The Ways

o S HP:Healthy MV:Haggard >
A Badly Damaged Span

Ack...!
WHEW!! You narrowly avoid certain death there, and retreat back to safety!!! <--- We made it!

Approaching a Vine-Carved Door <--- I did not read this
[ obvious exits: N S U D ]
(wotmudmapper): (error): No matches found.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Haggard >
score
You have 368(368) hit and 17(241) movement points. <--- All of me still here!
You have scored 108500001 experience points and 286 quest points.
You need 1727319362 exp to level and 114 qp to rank.
You have amassed 174 Turn points to date.
You have played 4 days and 6 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Jeffery the Revolting Torturer [Dhai'mon 5] (Level 51).
You are standing.

o S HP:Healthy MV:Haggard >

Ominous winds carry screams, howling songs, melodies to die for...


o S HP:Healthy MV:Haggard >

Invader narrates 'dfo easy'

o S HP:Healthy MV:Haggard >
d
A Badly Damaged Span <--- Ah.
[ obvious exits: ]
(wotmudmapper): (error): No matches found.
You are dead! Sorry...

Theren
Posts: 45
Joined: Tue Jul 04, 2017 12:21 am

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Theren » Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:21 pm

You tell Adael 'excuse me, Lord Adael'
Adael tells you 'Greetings Gaidin'
You tell Adael 'Why did the tea file a report with the Queen's Guard?'
Adael tells you 'Pardon?'
You tell Adael 'Why did the tea file a report with the Queen's guard?'
Adael tells you 'Is this a riddle of some sort?'
You tell Adael 'because it got MUGGED'
Adael tells you '*roll*'

Dixon
Posts: 318
Joined: Mon Sep 07, 2015 2:50 pm
Location: Michigan

Re: Funny quotes.

Post by Dixon » Fri Jan 13, 2023 12:06 pm

A uniformed gateguard looks you up and down.

A uniformed gateguard says 'Purpose?'

You say 'Being lost.'

A uniformed gateguard nods at you.

A uniformed gateguard says 'Carry on.'

A uniformed gateguard says 'Tai'shar Shienar!'

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